Gorilla Theory is it legit?
It is the theory that women are primarily attracted to gorillas or gorilla esque features.
Height and frame, big skulls, masculine facial features, nerutypicality (gorillas are laid back and don't engage in repetitive beavhoirs). Gorillas are literally on the gains train EVERY DAY, sitting around all day eating grass and build muscle.
Just lol if you are not a gorilla, YOU WERE BORN OFF THE GAINS TRAIN.
Are you telling me that my gf is the keeper of the gorilla exhibit at the zoo so she can cuck me with a literal fucking ape? I thought she was joking about thinking the alpha male was hot
Does anyone remember that sexy gorilla thing a few months back that went through pop culture, that was scary as fuck.
Can you imagine if men did that with an animal in pop culture?
>not realizing that with those massive muscles gorllas could in theory make it feel like 12 inches
gorillas do not cheat as much as humans, bonobos and chimps, so they don't need to worry about using the secondary function of the penis i.e. to scrape a competitors semen out of the vagina
The "scrape semen out of the vagina" thing is pure conjecture. There's no evidence for it.
Plus, an intact human penis also doesn't often have the "hook"/"scraping" thing going on to begin with. When a man has an erection, the foreskin usually settles in the sulcus.
I was talking about this.
It went beyond Japan, I had even heard women on the bus talk about having to masturbate to the ape and giggling about it. I realize a lot of people are joking I just thought it would be so creepy if it happened with men and a very feminine animal or something.