Gorilla Theory is it legit? It is the theory that women are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQubtm-IPg

This is now a poo poo thread

gorillas have 2 inch penii

>>26435981
Are you telling me that my gf is the keeper of the gorilla exhibit at the zoo so she can cuck me with a literal fucking ape? I thought she was joking about thinking the alpha male was hot

FUCK

Gorillas have tiny dicks though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXHwIrEpeSQ

>>26435981
Does anyone remember that sexy gorilla thing a few months back that went through pop culture, that was scary as fuck.

Can you imagine if men did that with an animal in pop culture?

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>>26436036
>>26436043
>Muh dik
>not realizing that with those massive muscles gorllas could in theory make it feel like 12 inches

>>26436036
>>26436043
I wonder why is that though? Do female gorillas have shallow vagoos?

>>26436060
gorillas do not cheat as much as humans, bonobos and chimps, so they don't need to worry about using the secondary function of the penis i.e. to scrape a competitors semen out of the vagina

>>26436055
what are you talking about

ohriginal

>>26436086
Oh, that is a strange sounding piece of information

>>26435981
They can't stop a .300 win mag round flying at their faces.

>>26436122
Why not google it if you can't lurk more?

>>26436086

The "scrape semen out of the vagina" thing is pure conjecture. There's no evidence for it.

Plus, an intact human penis also doesn't often have the "hook"/"scraping" thing going on to begin with. When a man has an erection, the foreskin usually settles in the sulcus.

I don't know, but that's a pretty damn fine gorilla. Some people just like animals.

I just realized how funny their heads look.

lmao, gorilla theory is one of the funniest things to come out of lookism

You just made gorillas sound really sexy, I won't lie.

>gorillas are laid back and don't engage in repetitive beavhoirs

This is my favorite quality in a male.

>>26436122
Japanese women were calling the gorilla in the OP pic "sexy" on social media.

>>26436122
I was talking about this.

http://www.mtv.com/news/2198496/the-worlds-sexiest-gorilla-is-named-shabani/

It went beyond Japan, I had even heard women on the bus talk about having to masturbate to the ape and giggling about it. I realize a lot of people are joking I just thought it would be so creepy if it happened with men and a very feminine animal or something.

>>26435981
Humans are paedomorphic apes and women don't find paedomorphy attractive, while men do. As such, the extreme men are pedos and the extreme women want hot monkay dick

>>26435981
sounds legit, logic seems water tight.

yeah, op, i'd say you have a sound theory there.