>tfw even tavern wenches reject my advances
I bet you faggots in Constantinople don't have this fucking problem, after this border skirmish is over I'm fucking off there and getting mad roman pussy fuck all you Milanese maidens you are all stuck up bitches.
THATS RENAISSANCE NIGGER TO YOU FAGGOT
>tfw no qt peasant gf to help me put on my armor
IM NOT A MOOR GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT ON SCROLL
>say that to my face and not on a scroll
This is going to be a solid thread if actual content gets posted.
Why even bother when Tiberius Titanphalus has already conquered that harlot's rancid womb?
in fact I have a second one just like it!