>tfw even tavern wenches reject my advances
I bet you faggots in Constantinople don't have this fucking problem, after this border skirmish is over I'm fucking off there and getting mad roman pussy fuck all you Milanese maidens you are all stuck up bitches.
NOBLEFAGS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26435408
ITS 2016 AD I REPEAT ITS 2016 AD YOU ANCIENT NIGGER
>>26435989
THATS RENAISSANCE NIGGER TO YOU FAGGOT
>>26435962
>tfw no qt peasant gf to help me put on my armor
>>26435989
And so as the earth circles around the heavenly bodies, the moor gives his unsolicited opinions
>>26436165
Those two things don't even correlate, and I'm not a moor, fuck you
>>26435408
I say, great jest, my friend!
>>26436165
>>26436183
>year 900 of our lord
>Being a Moor
go rape some more Sicilians you apes
>>26436241
IM NOT A MOOR GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT ON SCROLL
>>26436302
>say that to my face and not on a scroll
I kekd
>>26436138
WE
Bloxxxxx
>>26437154
This is going to be a solid thread if actual content gets posted.
Why even bother when Tiberius Titanphalus has already conquered that harlot's rancid womb?
I have this medieval meme
>>26438859
in fact I have a second one just like it!
>>26438873
>>26438859
>tfw you were born too late for conquests and trebuchets
That's why we have Age of Empires I guess.
TOO MANY NORMANS ROOOOOO
>mfw I get an erection at the public bath