15 normies spotted 4 clicks north east
Beta Squad, requesting assistance
Beta squad requesting assistance
Beta 17 reporting in and ready to tango, sir!
What's the game plan?
The normies are moving towards our location, sir
Requesting assistance from beta and gamma squad immediately.
I'm hurt! I'm hurt! Quick, pass me the health kit!
...Ahh, much better.
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing l hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving haha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
>and they wonder why they dont have a gf and why are they depressed
>Ground team, this is Cancer 0-4: Ready for bombing run
This is Beta 67 reporting in, don't engage, it would give your family a bad name, you are taking innocent lives away, people with family, isn't there anyone in your family who loves you? Don't do it, it is stupid.
> I have an IQ of over 150
I doubt "geniuses" such as yourself would waste their time arguing with strangers over the internet.
Beta Squad, this is Epsilon 16, I have an announcement to make, may I have your attention?
I'M FUCKING GOING IN BAREHANDED
FUCK THESE NORMIES AND FUCK WAITING FOR REINFORCEMENTS
IMMA FUCK THEM UP
Beta Squad, I regret to announce that you betas are becoming the new Chads.
EPSILON UPRISING AGAINST BETAS HAS BEGUN!
EPSILON 16 HERE, YOU BETAS NEED TO DIE!
I hope Gamma Squad will side with me
This is Special Operations team Omega
We have been engaged by Chad and his gf.
I repeat, we have the location of Chad and are currently engaged with him at my location. All available units coverge on this position and render assistance.
Fedora units are down, I repeat Fedora units are down, please advise Beta Command.
Kilo delta echo three, this is CENTCOM do you respond?
DO NOT PANIC. REPEAT, DO NOT PANIC. STAY IN POSITION, REINFORCEMENTS ARE ARRIVING SHORTLY. OUR ACTIVE WORD IS ELLIOT OVER.
Air support is inbound.
THERE IS NO GOD BUT PEPE AND WOJAK IS HIS PROPHET
PREPARING TO ENGAGE NORMIES, REMEMBER MEEEEEEEE
Wow I need to come here more. This is hilarious.
Not a chad but equivalent in a way, Im like the loner version of chad; drive a Harley and just plain alpha. Am I normie? Hate chad, feel robot but Ive always been into lifing and now into MMA so alpha but not typical so am I welcomes?
>tfw not socially alpha so have to be physically.
You're what's called a cyborg. You consider yourself a robot, and for in with robots, yet you could, if you wanted to, become Chad.
Join the Cyborg legion brother, our divisions are Gamma Group Division 5 and Alpha Group Divison 99
Good Boy? You mean... you're Good Boy? Of Beta Squad Divison 1 Company 1? General, I'm sorry to report that the Normies have taken all our tendies away, and that there are no yum yums for your tum tum.
If you want your tendies you'll have to take back Beta Base 2, our tendie storage facility, which was captured by the Normies.
Beta Squad 43 Officer 12
Am sad, cannot make the rondevu
Repeat: Am sad remembering last year and going to lie down, God speed
It's an honour to meet you General Good Boy!
Beta 5 reporting in, Beta Base 2 has been taken by normie forces.
Special Operations Team Omega and Beta squad 10 are currently under attack by chads
Requesting your assistance, sir!
GAMMA SQUAD 66 HERE, EPSILON 16 WHATS YOUR 20
WE ARE 30 CLICKS FROM THE BETA HQ WHATS YOUR POS
Low Orbit Ree Cannon (LORC) charging up at 75%!
We'll fire on your go, Beta Command.
Mine use to be 160. My friend who was seemed like a lower tier genius scored 139 on the same test. Im dumb as fuck now after all the drugs and fights/getting jumped. Lucky to have 100 but I would guess maybe 112.
I AM EXACTLY 14.67 KLICKS AWAY FROM BETA BASE 2, AND AM PREPARING TO LAUNCH AN ASSAULT IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET ALL THE TENDIES BACK FROM THE NORMIES AND FOR MYSELF
I AM WILLING TO SHARE WITH THE GAMMA SQUAD FOR A PRICE OF 500 GOOD BOY POINTS, NO LESS
EPSILON 16 REPORTING IN, FIRE ON BETA HQ ASAP
Epsilon 16 speaking:
That's a deal soldier, I'll report back when the tendies are secure
GAMMA SQUAD HERE
IM UNDER ATTACK WHILE EN ROUTE TO BETA BY THE FUCKING BETAS AT BETA BASE 6
IM HIT BUT IVE TAKEN DOWN MORE THAN I CAN COUNT
IVE I SURVIVE THE ASSAULT I WILL SHARE THE TENDIES AND THE GBP FOR THE TENDIES
CALL A RAID SOLDIER
Soldier, if you survive this, after the uprising you're getting promoted to Captain. You will spread the feels, brother.
This is wagecuck whiskey reporting
can i get an evac soon? all of my squad are hopeless, im really tired and i gotta be up at 5 for work tomorrow
Rejoice, for the beta HQ is rubble!
Epsilon 16 speaking.
The Epsilon Uprising has begun, join the winning side, brother.
The Beta HG is gone, thankfully, and now we must strike while the iron is hot!
LORC Charging again!
Dubs are required for 100% charge sir!
beta recon squad is requested to stay put and await further orders from bet a HQ
The beta infiltrator is struggling to equip his protective garment
HQ I'M REQUIRING ASSISTANCE.
I'M CURRENTLY LOCATED IN MALL SECURITY CHAMBER.
I HAVE FULLY LOADED AR-15 WITH 5 SPARE CLIPS AND A GRENADE.
I HAVE ACCESS TO THE MALL SOUND SYSTEM
WHAT SONG SHOULD I PLAY BEFORE MAKING THE MOVE?
This is the 12th Infantry Division of the Imperial Virgin Army, we can prepare for a full-scale assault!
the BIG GUNS have arrived!
Omega strikeforce 1 is ready for action. Operation day of retribution is set to proceed as planned by orders of Beta HQ.
Omega strikeforce 2 is going to join you after cleaning up the Normieville.
it's not worth it HQ.
tell mr shekelstein he can work overtime tonight...
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING SOUND THE ALARMS
NO, THERE ARE BETA IN THE RADIUS, GIVE US A FE-
OH SHIT, REEEEEE-
LORC FULLY CHARGED!
FIRING AT BETA BASE 2, OMEGA STRIKEFORCE 1 AND CHAD HQ!
Katana unit reporting.
Thanks to our glorious Nippon steel we've forced Chad's Tyrone unit 3 to retreat. I repeat Tyrone unit 3 has retreated thanks to our 1000 folded steel and our bushido, or samurai honor. We took minimal loses with some minor tummy aches and some hurt feelings.
Ready for your next command. Banzai!!!
Mechanic Beta Unit 18 Reporting
A-are you alright, i repeat is anyone alright?
This is Omega ambassador reporting from Omega Palace with a broad transmission for all active betas:
Stand down, men
I mean manbabys. This operation is much bigger than you could possibly imagine...
And on this day, the greatest uprising in history had occurred.
And at the cost of all life on Earth the normies had been destroyed.
May we all remember the brave NEETs who fought in this holy war.
I hear you all are having issues. You're in luck. Get me a sniper rifle, a street sweeper like pic related, explosives, and plenty of ammo, and I can save >>26435563 's squad. No strings attached.
Epsilon 16 are you there....?
this is Gamma squad requesting backup at beta base 6
ive been hit 3 times and im bleeding pretty badly
i managed to take out the last of the betas here but i can hear the normies closing in on my pos
anybody out there if you can hear this
i need back up badly
i cant hold out on my own
I'm afraid there's little left to save, soldier
DAMMIT! THE JAMALS TOOK THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 15 YEARS AGO! Is there any way I can contribute to your cause? I can do anything you need me to so long as I get the armament I mentioned before. The only payment I need is if you help me track down pic related.
This is F.R.O.G-LEADER
How many of my boys are still in the air? I have an auxiliary fuel line leak and my 20mm guns aren't functional. About ten missiles left. One GOODBOY bomb. Costs a lot of GBP to make these.
After the blast my comms were interrupted but I can't contact any of the other F.R.O.G flight squadron. If you hear from them let me know ASAP.
Everything is so...barren...
LORC Reporting in, sir.
Can I have a report on the damage done?
The LORC suffered extreme internal damage after that last blast, and it won't be able to be fired again until we have quads.
I highly doubt we'll be getting those quads any time soon.
The damage I the complete destruction of Beta HQ, Beta Base 2, Chad HQ and Omega Strikeforce 1. You are a turncoat against the betas, sir.
Do that ASAP, soldier! At all costs, save the life of this patriot!
You can join my army of ragtag bandits to take over the wasteland roaches and repel the Betas who did this to us. The ion cannon has mutated my Omega DNA and made me more powerful than ever before
This is Lt. Staceystomper of the Neetstaffel 2nd division. I have fresh reinforcements along with a tendie supply convoy, we are en route 30 clicks out from you. ETA 1700hrs
Gamma squadron commander here
the poor boys gone
but keep his actions alive
The betas never did this to you. You must find your own definition of life before passing blame. So carry on looting and being a bandit, but I refuse.
Unless, you have a pretty penny to spare.
Sir, may I ask for your best guns? I'm ending this for certain this time...
Stacies want a family and to not be alone.
If we take away Chad then we get sex with a Stacy, and Chad stops fucking all the non Stacy girls. So basically we get our dreams to come true. Just save the stacies.
Just a thought
"Beta squad, we have reports that the normies have cut off the supply lines. I repeat, they have CUT OFF supply lines."
"Conserve all tendies you currently have. More tendies will be air dropped shortly, along with Mountain Dew rations."
General meme here, we need two betas to scout 3 clicks north, we have intel that we saw normies camping around there. Betas, rat them out and tell us their position. We'll proceed with a carpet bomb from the south.
Commander this is beta 9 I repeat beta niner do you copy?
The shit jugs and piss bottles are now loaded onto katyusha rocket pods and are ready to be fired on your position DO YOU COPY REEEEE
Tendie support beam fire!
Gamma commander here
all the guns were lost to the normies
but you can have this Russian Kv tank
Alpha squad going out on Friday night, repeat Alpha squad going out. Some ugly manlet is following me and my gf, looks harmless. Anyone wanna hit the bars? Over
Beta HQ this is the 2nd Neetstaffel division. Our tendie convoy is pinned down. We are taking heavy losses, several KIA. Requesting immediate support. I repeat we are pinned down!
GAMMA COMMANDER WE ARE IN POSITION TO FIRE THE KATYUSHA ROCKETS. WE ARE AIMING AT POSTION KATAWA SHOUJO 34.227 AND STACEY 715.28 WHERE SHOULD WE FIRE
WE HAVE GALLONS OF JIZZ BOTTLES READY TO BE DEPLOYED IN CASE OF COUNTER ARTILLERY
KATYUSHA SHIT JUGS AND PISS BOTTLE BARRAGE IS DANGER CLOSE TO YOUR POSTION I REPEAT DANGER CLOSE.
THESE ARE SOME OF OUR HIGHEST QUALITY SHELLS. THE NORMIED WILL DIE FROM THE TOXIC FUMES
VOOOM VOOON VOOOM VOOOM VOOOM VOOOM VOOOM VOOOOOOOM VOOOOM VOOOM VOOM
WE HAVE FIRED OUR BARRAGE WE ARE COLLECTING MORE AMMO AS WE SPEAK. WE HAVE SEVERAL JIZZ ROUNDS THAT WILL HAVE DEVASTING SHARPNEL AFFECT. THESE WILL MELT ANYTHING THEY TOUCH FIRING SALVO AT YOUR COORDINATES
VOOOOOOOOM VOOOM VOOOOOM VOOOM
UNKNOWN THEY WERE FOUND IN A BASEMENT UNDER THE BED. WE ARE UNAWARE OF WHAT TYPE OF DESTRUCTION WE ARE DEEALING WITH.
ADVISE TO PUT ON YOUR TENDIE CRUMBS IN YOUR NOSE TO PREVENT FOOD POISONING. WE HAVE NO MOMMYS TO NURSE US
Robot Actual this is KV-55, I'm 3 to the Northeast of your position, rolling in for attack run danger close danger close.
BETA Squad 14 reporting. We've taken heavy casualties by a platoon of Tyrones, but we managed to fight them off by throwing tantrums and piss bottles. We've taken heavy casualties and need band-aids for our boo-boos ASAP.
Black Chad squad responding Jamal standing by.
Ready to infiltrate robot base i'll create the distraction.
Alpha team proceed with caution. Over
Good hits good hits.
Our siege has been lifted by a friendly piss bottle barrage. 2nd Neetstaffel division are en route to your location with tendies, piss jugs, bandaids and autismbux.
The Beta rebellion cannot be stopped now.
I know that feel. I'm not sure what my IQ used to be but I was a considerate step above most people when it came to math and other typical autist things. Unfortunately through drugs and other factors I've lost a step or two. Autism needs to be nurtured and somewhat coddled or things can get ugly
Kulrr'krgneetk! na rekakrametgnuka ririkirrtuka kuuhka laxkiarr r!rrinooxraxeerr p!!gniiamreei !x!x l!kang rrekripad kaakeegrat ghedrukootrikragnam urxurgakako xrakx'ghukrughoxkri ipkrurxratkeetee tooa ignuu!t gheenrr'xgha akingnakkr!akkru ooagh karkee'rkupkoorkii karungmbatrakriigr b'kkairrmagniik mbiigr!!!!!!
2nd Neetstaffel to Gamma command
Our scouts have detected a platoon of white knight beta orbiters, including an elite nu-male squadron. These are ferocious troops that will die for Staceys affection, it is paramount that you intercept them before they reach us.
Ayylmaos have been spotted on the battlefield.
Gamma command here
deploying gamma squads 68 and 187 armed with piss jar phasers to set up and 5 click radius bubble around your position
attack drones will follow you from above and create decoys if possible
>from the rubble a man of indigo skin emerges
>he was at the epicenter of the impact site
>the power overload made magic possible
>the power of frost and ice
THE ZETA MALES EMERGE!
Roll to join and determine your power as a zeta male
I FEEL THE POWER COURSING THROUGH ME
*comes out of the ancient Portable Emergency Portal Exit also known as P.E.P.E
i have found it! the way to save the earth
To save Neetdom
WE have found The Ai mother to supply us with infinite good boy points and tendies!
We can even defeat the Ayy lmaos!
please send reinforcements
i see a large fleet of ayy lmaos in bound.
we shall defend this spot to save Neetkind!
Special Beta Forces reporting in from deep behind enemy lines.... we have captured several Stacies but getting hungry... requesting emergency drop of tendies and honey mustard sauce and fresh shit jugs ASAP situation critical, grid reference 623880, repeat grid 623880, how copy?
IS NO ONE HEARING ME, INFINITE GBP AND TENDIES WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD. FOR PEPE's SAKE. ALL UNITS CONVERGE ON THIS SPOT TO SAVE OUR PEOPLE. THE STACIES ARE DIVERSIONS.
THE AYY LMAO HAVE BEEN INFLUENCING MEME HISTORY UNTIL OUR MEMES BECAME DANK ENOUGH TO HARVEST.
The ancient installed an AI to guide us after the uprising. THEY KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!!!
IF THE DANK SPHERE IS TAKEN
NO MORE DANK MEMES.
ALLLL UNITS........*crackling and hissing* they *hissing HERE! NOW!
WHO NEEDS "DANK MEMES" WHEN YOU CAN FREEEEEZEEEE
Low Orbit Ree Cannon (LORC) fully charged!
We'll send a tendie support beam to your location right away sir!
Kakakeektaa maatktaar ghipgn'kring laxki gnukleeiibxaree ikrl!'axtikraarii kuu kaa!ngr!pxr'truu kakraxgikrxt' krulakrek'aakri kihkartrookxoogh'kak!!!!!!
we are badly hurt. moral is low....some robots tried an hero but failed...its almost more hopeless than before but we'll keep fighting until the last Reee.
REEE FOR LIFE
REEE FOR VICTORY
REEE FOR TENDIES
REEE FOR THE RIGHT TO REEE
New orders, destroy the LORC and kill the commander. Roll dubs to kill the crew with a well guides missile, trips to blow the ship out of the sky and quads to misfire completely and hit me. Quints will kill and replace Good Boy and become the Best Boy
You do not understand, the first LORC fire was merely a catalyst for the rate of meme magic generated by the Dank Sphere. Meme magic powers the Zetas. If, you fire another LORC charge within the same hemisphere as the Dank Sphere, the beam will overload the Dank Sphere, reducing the background meme magic to pre-LORC-Trips-Overload-apocalypse levels, making zeta magic impossible.
I thought we were allies!
LORC CANNON FULLY CHARGED
you zetas think that MEME MAGIC BEGAN WITH YOU
HAHAHAHA PRAISE KEK
YOU ARE FOOLISH AND SNAKES IN OUR TENDIES FIELD
ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU TRUE MEME MAGIC
KEK + MEME = PEPE
*MASS FORCE FIELD OF KEKEMETIC MAGIC THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE IS BEING DRAGGED OUT THE DANK SPHERES
MY WIZARD AND WRAITH ALLIES WILL MAINTAIN UNTIL A GROUND FORCE IS ESTABLISHED
DAMN YOU ZETAS AND ALL WHO BACK STAB THE RISING AND BETAS
MAY LORD ELLIOT HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!
LORC CANNON 100% CHARGE 50X AMPLIFIED SCATTER SHOT INCOMING
EPSILON 16 HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME
>the lorc is hacked right before it fired
>it is unable to stop the beam, and explodes
>the explosion sends out a wave of kekememetic energy
>the wave hits the dank sphere, filling it enough so that meme magic returns to earth, but not enough that it overloads
> the lorc is gone, and the zeta's power returns.
REQUEST FOR IMMEDIATE EVAC
NORMIES ARE CLOSING IN
MY POWER LEVELS ARE DROPPING FAST
I WATCHED YOU SPREAD YOUR BLOOD FOR FAR TOO LONG!
*UNLEASHES KEKEMETIC WAVE CONSUMING SOME OF THE WIZARD ARMY VIRGIN POWER COMPETELY. THE WAVE DESTROYS AYY LMAOS*
*TAKES DANK SPHERES AND FLIES IN TO SPACE AND REVERSES THE DESTRUCTION OF THE LORC*
* FINDS ZETAS AND DRAINS THEIR POWERS IN TO THE DANK SPHERE*
IM SO SORRY BUT I WILL DIE FOR THE NEETKIND
I AM THE VOICE OF LORD ELLIOT AND ALL THE BETAS WHO DIED BEFORE AND WITH ONE VOICE WE SAY REEEEEEEEEEEE
*all normies, chads and traitors fall to ground in agony*
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT BETAS TAKE IT OVER
*EXPLODES AND GIVES EACH BETA ACCESS TO THE KEKEMEMETIC FORCE ALLOWING THEM TO USE MAGIC*
I watched a normie crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
This power... IT IS AMAZING!
I FEEL INDESTRUCTIBLE, UNSTOPPABLE, INVINCIBLE!
I have evolved... into a LICH!
DIE NORMIES DIE!!!
I'm cancelling my earlier request for evac.
I've got some normal scum to be cleaned off this Earth.
I'm gathering a coven of hydromancers. If no one else gets to you we'll be there when we figure out some sort of hydro-powered method of transport. Right now we're all crying though.
This is Beta 117! This is Beta 117! They have Tyrone super niggers ! I'll try to hold them back but I need dubs to help defeat them!
We're on our way. We figured out how to take off by powering broomsticks with rainwater. Yeah, it's the best we could come up with. I'm trying to keep up morale amongst the hydromancers, but I can't tell if the crying is a byproduct of our powers or tfw no gf.
>a single wizard rises against Elliot
>a fantastic battle ensure
>the battle comes to a climax as the wizard and Elliot ram into each other-head on
>Elliot is flung back to the kek realm, white the wizard flies back to earth
>a wave of mutagenic radiation from the impact sweeps over the land
Roll for your mutation
0-get a mortal wound from the radiation
1-3- grow an extra human body part
4-6 grow a body part of any animal
7-9- gain a minor superhuman trait (high jumping, gliding, instant limited strength)
Dubs- gain a major superpower (laser eyes, mind control, etc.) for each extra digit other than the original two gain another power
LORC Locking onto your location!
I'll blast those normies to kingdom come, stay low Beta 117!
IM PINNED DOWN IN ABANDONED KEKWAGE FACTORY
I CANNOT FEEL MY LEGS AND 5 NORMIES ARE SURROUNDING ME
ONLY ONE CLIP IS LEFT
IT'S BEEN PLEASURE TO FIGHT WITH YOU BETAS
WE ALL MEET ON THE OTHER SIDE
PRIVATE BETABUX OUT
if dubs betaman saves me
*sheds a tear*
my master taught me everything i know
the dank sphere is not gone
it has been woven in the fabric of all betas
look deep inside you
you will gain enhanced strength power and prediction ability. use these abilities to save the neet race
*a massive ROAR OF MAGES,wizards and wraiths start to fly*
we are going to avenge my master
all units expect a magical beta to support you with kekememetic shield magic to support you
THE LZ IS HOT
THE BEACH IS CRAWLING WITH NORMIES
THEY KNEW THAT WE WERE COMING
TAKING EVASIVE MANEUVERS
We're witnessing the devastation down below.
It's beautiful. I wonder if any normies survived.
I'll use my remaining powers to clear a safe landing zone.
Aww, my little fuzzybuns seem to be having so much fun! Do you want some moms cookies while you play your game? Extra chocolate!
BETA SQUAD, OMEGA SQUAD INBOUND
god bless /r9k/ and it's autism.
I don't come here often, but you guys are the funniest on 4chan
My fellow soldiers, General Good Boy here!
I just want to say goodbye, but I can't live in a world without tendies.
I will travel from land to land looking for the tendies!
Let us remember our fallen friends with this song
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Hol' up hol, up.
Hol' up hol' up.
Beta 47 in position sir.
heavy enemy presence at location. Just say the word.
PEPE A-10 INBOUND
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS MY BROTHER! righteous memes are rewarded in heaven with virgin waifus
IS THIS GODDAMN THREAD STILL GOING?
WELL, KILL SOME MORE CHADS AND BETAS I GUESS!
TIME TO PRAY BROTHERS
LET KEK BLESS OUR ETERNAL BATTLE AGAINST HERETIC CHADS
MAY ST.ELLIOT SPIRIT NEVER LEAVE US EVEN IN THE DARKEST HOUR
I have dispatched a legion of chaos fiends to >>26442738, they will swiftly snuff out any remaining resistance
NEGATIVE DO NOT FIRE WE STILL HAVE FAILED NORMAL FAG OPERATIVES IN THE AREA
Beta Dubs has just taken out two Stacies >>26437022
Soldier! What Squad do you belong to soldier? Oh God, he's bleeding out! Get this man a medic!
This is Beta 13. We're preparing to cut power to all buildings.
Use your goggles. Be careful with friendly fire.
Thread about to be monitored
Haha, this thread.
Somehow i don't doubt there are some genious people on this board after seeing this>>26438257