If you had one wish, what would you spend it on? The only exception

I wish I were anime.

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truu luv and a job k thnx

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>>26434085
I wish I was populaire

oh but I guess that doesn't count because it's pretty much the same as wishing for infinite wishes

Well then I wish for big boobs

A permanent cute gf.

>>26434085
I would wish madoka magica didn't have a shitty deus ex ending.

I wish I had one billion dollars.

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I would wish for Elsa.

>>26434085
I wish I anything I said ending with the phrase chakra would happen. So now I have omnipotence.

>>26434085
Immortality.

The good kind, not the one where you just wind up a shrivelled wreck for eternity.

>>26434085
I would wish for death.

Depends on if this wish is limited exclusively to me.

I'd want everyone in the world to experience happiness. Every man, woman, child, and animal.

>>26434085
Immortal youth (~20ish) with no mental degeneration.

That, or the ability to grow a thick, full beard.

Genius intelligence

I could probably solve my own problems with that.

>>26434398
But some people derive happiness in a way that would cause suffering to others. Happiness is an equivalent exchange. Every increase in happiness results in an increase in suffering somewhere else.

Omnipotence.
Checkmate.

>>26434632
this
why wish for something, when you can just do it yourself with infinite power?
fucking idiots.

>>26434085
For people to believe everything I say

The ability to grow any body part as long as I want it then to retract it again. Think of it
>huge dick
>never have to reach for anything
>could be a superhero but too lazy desu
>never have to get up to piss, could just extend your dick to the toilet

its the perfect wish

>>26434632
>With great power comes great responsibility

No thanks

>>26434632
omnipresence > omnipotence

>>26434085
a bottomless container of cigarettes and cigars
maybe some chronic too
that keeps me alive youthful and healthy
as long as i smoke them
otherwise i rapidly age and die

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mind control
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>>26434085
fuck off kyuubey.

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I'd wish for dubs

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I WISH I HAD A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

like that qt I just met at GameStop

>>26434085
the ability to teleport myself anywhere in the world at will

>>26434085
Absolute world peace. No argument, no war, no rejection or divorce. Everyone could spend their life with whom ever they wish, but everyone would only need to do this once, as they could find their soulmate so easily. It would be beautiful.

I wish I was happy.

Happy with my looks and personality. I dont need to be an extroverted chad. I want to be me, but happy. I believe that would make me a nicer person instead of the cynical fuckwad I am now.