SHOUTANON FOR KING EDITION
>it's an "arguing over which thread is the proper one so you have to keep both open until the britfeel chuckleheads decide which they're going to post in" thread
>tfw you're chewing something soft and bite into something rock hard
>tfw you think your tooth has chipped
Yes lads, currently wagecucking. Civil Eng graduate though so don't do much.
What we doing tonight? Anybody watching the blacklist here?
I'm going to watch the latest episode of the blacklist and then continue Fargo.
>One dedicated fap in between.
>they all look like shit
Virgin level cannot be contained.
>"eh, she's not bad I guess"
>see the wrecked ear from those shitty plug things
STRAIGHT INTO THE BIN
I genuinely feel bad for you if you think those women are attractive. A lot of them look like the skanks that wander around my town with a fag in their mouth and pyjama bottoms that say "juicy" on the arse
Pic related is what you would see wandering around town with a fag in their mouth
A lot of those women are genuinely good looking. It's a mug-shot after they have been caught for their crime. Not exactly dollied up ready for a night on the town.
Why do you still post here despite the hate you get? Do you not realise all of this could have been avoided if you'd just not tripped, avatarfagged and used that gay little ~ to mark your posts?
Your bulemia gimmick might actually have been fun
You can filter him if you don't like him.
You fucking mong.
I just remembered, I was on /asp/ the other day (Daniel Bryan retired, wanted to know) and on the /wwe/ generals there is a tripfag who talks with ~s and talks about Pokemon and acts really gay. Everyone also hates him and there was some sort of drama
Tilde, do you watch wrestling?
I live right near Exeter, i'm going to shove him over if I ever see him. He looks like a Uni ween, Exeter Unikids are the worlds most annoying sissies. I know where to find him as well, they all go to the firehouse for middle class banter and 'bespoke' pizza.
After many hours of research I have discovered the purest forms of love
FROM PUREST TO DEGENERATE
>Sister + Brother
>Sister + Sister
>Female + Female
>Female + Male
>Male + Goat
>Male + Male
>Female + Somebody outside of their race
Keep an eye on the Nobel ceremony, I shall be getting it for Biology
You have only yourself to blame for not keeping your imouto pure
females have it much easier to become normies or full on stacys, even the shy or awkward ones 'come out of their shell' because they get tons of attention as they get older.
It doesn't work like that. Do you have a sister?
Besides, being a normie means she's living a happy life. Being a robot isn't exactly a 'good' thing. Who am I to try and hold her back in life?
if they filtered him we wouldn't have any of this shit. That was the whole point of him having a trip. Plus tilde doesn't post any pointless aggressive shit or cause retarded arguments. He is welcome here, they are not.
No because they still have to deal with his shit from everyone replying to his shit posts with more anime and bollocks
If he hadn't tried to become a /britfeel/ celeb this wouldn't have happened. Funny how poleaboo doesn't get this sort of hate, he has his gimmick but he doesn't trip or avatarfag
>Any girls here wanna be my gf?
if you filter someone all the posts replying to their posts are filtered too you spastic.
No they don't. Most of the time there are 2-3 posts about tilde per thread until you melts show up and derail the thread to be about tilde.
average tilde posts per thread
>occasionally blogs about his life
I've seen it a lot of times where he will have a conversation with someone, it finishes and the thread moves on. Unless you fraggles decide to angrypost and ruin the thread.
Nobody except for you cares about tilde. Just filter him and save us all your sperg outs
No it's not. He's got the faggiest of mental health disorders.
"Just eaten a burger might need to throw up guys~
Started shaving his fucking armpits so the gay posters would be his mates.
I thought we all hated attention whoring staceys and chads but people will defend this fat fucking queer who does the same thing.
Rubs me up the wrong way lads
>it's a britfeel gets irrationally angry episode
Therein lies the problem
Waifu posting ruins /britfeel/
And it's not just blogging about his life is it
He trips, posts with an avatar and his little tilde gimmick because he wants to be the centre of attention and people allow it
I'd like it if we could all go a day without derailing the thread by getting mad about tripfags.
Tilde and his gang are bellends for intentionally pissing people off, but the lads who get mad about it are equally at fault.
Yes, I'm aware that I'm contributing to the problem by posting about it.
waifuposting has been here for months. Try again.
and as you have been told, tilde trips because he was asked to. If you want to see a real attention whore look at shoutanus, who literally trips because he was jealous of poleaboo and tilde.
You do realise that they are the majority at this point, there are like 3 of you against a thread that either likes or doesn't care about tilde. You are the ones who aren't welcome. You've ruined yet another thread because of your autism.
>You do realise that they are the majority at this point, there are like 3 of you against a thread that either likes or doesn't care about tilde.
Put your trip back on you fat autistic prick
Good afternoon lads! Mum is sending me different jobs i could apply for again, but they are all things i don't feel i can do. Oh well.
Seems like people here need to be more comfy
and friendly :(
>Nobody has asked for waifus to be posted yet
s m h lads
nah mate we have to roll for them now.
rolling for quints, save me russell
Keep the mason station friend but level with me first PLUS two mirrors and be a triangle to start the leica camera.
>he's ne'er read the one in topology
>makes one post
>his horrible little fan queers make posts fauning over him
>no actual conversation results from his posts
You wonder why we hate him. If he actually fucking talked about stuff and joined in rather than sitting in the corner like a fat fucking autist looking for (You)s from his fans then i wouldn't care.
Can you people seriously not just filter him.
There's no need for this sort of autism in the middle of a Friday
Please do not post such sexually explicit pictures of my waifu sir
>you will never be part of a Japanese special naval landing force gassing chinks and committing the most horrific war crimes in the name of the emperor and Nippon
You lads have a favourite Nasheed? this is mine desu.
I enjoy playing fps games with nasheed on quite a bit lmao.
>Trying to fill in this form so my NEETbux don't get stopped
>Not good at lying
answering the phone at our local Chinese, i can't use the phone anyway so that will be horrible. Some wetherspoons bar staff job as well.
LISTEN UP YOU'RE A FAT FUCK
SUPER DRIVING LESSON YESTERDAY
who wants to met in Paris for a beer?
>to set up a proxi
I just really don't like speaking to people on the phone, and having to do it for hours sounds horrible.
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Tonight's movie, as voted by /britfeel/, is The Fifth Element, a sci-fi cult classic starring Bruce Willis as a cab driver who has to save the world.
The film will be starting at 10PM. To join the stream just come on over to pic related.
the password is: "poleabooismywaifu"
There are no particular rules for the chat or anything, just don't be a cunt. Movie starts at 10PM, the stream until then will just be random music.
Depending on how tonight goes, this may or may not become a weekly/fortnightly/monthly event.
Hope to see you all there!
I've never seen it. Ill probably be going to bed before it starts though, too bad.
Should have done american psycho though
>implying you can ever watch The Fifth Element too many times
Don't worry about that this week, i'm busy with a lad tonight. I wont trigger you with the details.
between 2 and 4pm.
take about an hour to wake up.
read the internet,
go for a nap at 6pm till 9pm.
stay awake till 2-3am.
not having to deal with being awake is nice.
being awake just reminds me of how alone I am.
what's the word for someone who's being doing something for a longtime or been in an industry/sport for a longtime?
the one i'm thinking of is something to do with war/ancient battles but i'm pretty sure
who /sometimescantbebotheredtoreadthesewhoherethingsastheyjustgoonforfartoolong/ here?
Got a notice today from the postman, some cunt has sent me something but not paid enough money to send it so now I have to go and pay the extra 50p the cheap cunt wouldn't spend and a 1 pound handling fee.
I'm not even expecting anything big.
will normalfags be nicer to me if i tell them i'm autistic? would they actually understand at all that i'm friendly but socially retarded or would they just assume i was a complete retard?
some of the normies i've met are petty nice but i think they don't understand that i do like them without really showing it. they seem to not mind having me around but they never invite me places and i wonder if it's because they can't tell i do kind of enjoy spending time with them and assume i don't care.
If anything they will exclude you more and you'll become known as 'the guy with autism'.
can i have reasons? i want to understand why
would they do that even if we already know each other? like if i get drunk and explain.
i think they already know there's something wrong with me so i wonder if saying 'yes, there is but it's fine' would help.
People thought I had autism and it was more embarrassing than anything else. Getting treated like a spacker is not fun and you won't benefit from the tard treatment in the long run, it just makes it even harder to be normal.
>tfw doing a genocide run
the last few attacks that undyne does are pretty hard desu
also I would have liked to do the puzzles anyway
Sometimes it's the not doing things that gets you into trouble though.
Not an autist, but most of the people I've met avoid me for not really showing emotion on social occasions. I don't give a fuck but maybe he's the same and does.
When you sperg out you can go 'oh, sorry' but when you're sitting looking bored (but actually enjoying yourself) you can't apologize because it's not that bad (and it's not what you're doing, it's what you aren't), but people still judge you for it.
> Without using the words "tumblr" or "meme" say why you don't like Undertale
> Protip: you can't
I've done Genocide twice, and at the end of the second one, I made sure I didn't save after fighitng lastboss so I could re-do it any time I wanted without doing the whole Geno run. Feels evil but I like the challenge and I don't want to bother with the whole grind the comes before it.
>without using the words "tumblr" or "meme"
Already been done a million times mate.
>shallow, nearly non-existent gameplay
>run of the mill story
>dialogue reads as if written by a high schooler
Nothing sums it up better than sephirothsword57 though.
>be shy robot
>have gf for about a year now
>love her, personality wise we get on amazing, she's a 6/10
>was never ugly myself just painfully shy
>now gained so much confidence realised it was my only stop to getting women before
>went out to a bar with my male buddies for the first time the other weekend
>girls where coming up to me and I was chatting well and nearly went home with someone, Im so new to hitting on people I didn't even realise when she offered to show me her dvd collection it was all a ruse
>can't stop thinking about just going about and fucking as many women as possible now I have confidence to talk to whoever I want
Someone call me a cunt and not to waste what I have please, I really fucking need it
>not listening to the god of game reviews sephirothsword57
>shallow, nearly non-existent gameplay
Show me one more game that uses a bullet-hell phase as the enemy attack in a turn-based RPG. Outside of battle, its on par with your average RPG, nothing to complain about
>run of the mill story
Goat child meets human, human and goat child make suicide pact to destroy humanity, goat child backs down on pact, goat dad has to kill children to free his people, goat child has soul imbued into a flower and sees through the code of his universe, goat flower becomes genocidal sadist. Yeah, that age-old story.
>uses someone called sephirothsword57 as his only reference
> "These thousand people disagree with me, but this one guy agrees with me, so clearly us two are both in the right"
Going to try phishing university email accounts
Hoping the passwords match up to other accounts they use
Having a problem though with getting the images to load when stealing the code from the official log in page
Maybe you should look up what bullet-hells actually are, lord almighty.
Performing an action during your turn is not uncommon for RPGs either, Shadow Hearts in fact has a very similar mechanic to the bullseye system in undertale, but does it much better and does not solely rely on that.
And yes, ancient evils and destroying humanity is quite a boring subject especially when it offers nothing new. Not even any surprising twists or engaging plotlines.
And the fact you dismiss someone based on their username shows how narrowminded you are.
I get it, you probably don't even know what a good game is supposed to feel like. Maybe undermeme was your first game? You've not played Earthbound, so you don't know how much is stolen from it and what an insult this piece of shit game is.
You're pretty oblivious to video games in general.
with great power comes great responsibility
>in short, don't fuck over the girl who's dragged your sorry ass to the confidence level you've got now, otherwise you'll be just another normie who fucks somebody over and then ends up crying over it 1 day later when they realise what a massive mistake they've made
Oh fuck off. I get so bored with having to reiterate that you're not a robot, you're just a normie.
Go cry about it on /brit/. If you want to fuck slags then go ahead, we don't care. Just don't come here to brag about it.
>'Just wanted to get your jeans off, LOL': England star Adam Johnson 'sent messages to girl, 15, who performed a sex act on him in car park before he Googled "legal age of consent"'
I made it back lads, anyone want a pint in Aberdeen before Paris?
His girlfriend is hot too. Pic related
>We have received some statements from the Crown in your case this week therefore it looks likely that the will proceed. It is not unusual for it to take so long as this is a solemn matter and the Crown has a year to take it to court. We will have a look at these statements early next week and advise you appropriately.
Poleaboo feels he might be fucked
When you get charged with a crime like this it's standard for them to confiscate your devices.
Chances are they just checked his history, the ISP would not hand that information over.
Is this for taking those videos? Can a stalking charge resultin jail time or will you just be put on a tag with a restraining order
Did you get your stuff back? I've ignored thid thread for a bit
>Is this for taking those videos?
No, he was already convicted for that. This is for stalking her online and making threats on his blog immediately after he was found Guilty because he's a retard.
>Can a stalking charge resultin jail time
Max 6 months in Magistrates. More if they add a sex offence or push to Crown.
>They tried to remand you?
Yeah, and from what I heard it was less nice of the two regional prisons
>Is this for taking those videos?
They didn't find shit on the laptop etc
>Can a stalking charge resultin jail time
Up to 3 years iirc
This is the second offence, that's why they're pushing harder (or third if you want to consider that the original charge was broken up into two, one for each girl)
>Did you get your stuff back?
He did, laptop fan is fucked though
>I didn't even realise when she offered to show me her dvd collection it was all a ruse
This is what scares me the most when drunk. (I'm male)
I always offer to do stupid shit like that, then think 'wait what if they think i'm coming onto them' so then I say 'and I really mean show you DVDs I'm not coming onto you' like an autist which almost certainly just makes it worse.
They know about your phishing.
>No, he was already convicted for that.
He was NEVER convicted or charged for those video
Fat filthy piggies couldn't recover class after a fall, nevermind a deleted document from a laptop
It would be his second offense. He was found guilty for stalking before.
Doesn't look good if he is found guilty again. Better hitch up with some tough looking pakis in prison mate.
The career criminals and thugs he met in the lockup at the sheriffs court were all nice enough people, some clearly showed sympathy on him
It's not America
It's not England either, no Pakis, just Scots, Irish and Poles
>tfw home from work early having caught a cold just in time for the weekend
>go to get a more expensive contract for my phone
>"sorry, our credit check says you can't"
>"well that's embarrasing"
>"it's ok, most young people fail our check"
>"how would I go about improving that credit"
>"you could get one of those credit cards designed to build credit, the itnerest rates are pretty crappy but they work"
>go on one of those money supermarket sites to see the best one for
>it's capital one apparently
>fill out the form in about 2 minutes
>"this wont work, there's no way they'll give me a fucking credit card"
>CONGRATULATIONS, WE'VE APPROVED YOUR APPLICATION. YOUR NEW CARD IS ON ITS WAY
Jesus fucking christ, no wonder the economy is in the toilet. I work a shitty part time job and live with my parents yet somehow I can borrow 200 quid from some faceless corporation.
I don't think I'll even use it desu, I'm quite scared of credit cards, I didn't think they'd actually just automatically fucking send me one after being accepted.
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Six hours left until /britfeel/'s film night begins! This week we're showing The Fifth Element, a 90s Sci-Fi cult clasic, as voted for by you robots.
To watch, just joim the stream, which can be found at (pic related). The password is "poleabooismywaifu"
Film starts at 10PM, stream is just random music until then. The only rule for the chat is don't be a cunt.
Hope to see you all there!
but won't they bully us with their normieness?
Naa you boost it by buying shit with the credit card and then paying it off ASAP.
One the cyber jew sees that you are responsible with paying back small loans they will increase your credit score and let you borrow more and more.
I'm only doing it because I hope one day to get a mortgage like a good goy
>and the Crown has a year to take it to court.
Holy fuck and I thought waiting for exam results was bad. Imagining having to wait a year to know if you're going to be convicted or not.
Can I join the britfeels as a dutchy? There aren't enough for a dutch feels thread.
>trying to improve myself
>started exercising at least 3 times a week
>cut down a lot on the weed
>completely cut out the pill popping
>feel a lot better physically and mentally
>words flow much better
>never stuck thinking what to say or trying to remember a word
>sex drive has gone up
I just hope I can keep off the drugs. I was never a junkie but I really, really like drugs recreationally.
>we invest in our employees
>we are only looking for the best and brightest candidates
>we offer a generous salary and reward package
>fixed salary progression over 3 years
>barely above minimum wage
>will become minimum wage when the new rules come in
Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy a smoke but when I smoke regularly I'm always cloudy headed. Words just don't flow like they should and I'm always getting stuck mid sentence trying to think of a word.
Just got this neat little band that tracks how much you've walked through an app on your phone. Insanely simple design, very accurate and very cheap seeing as they come from a Chinese company.
Lasts for weeks on a single charge.
Curious to see how much I walk at work.
>when 15 quid randomly appears in your account
I hate when this happens because there's the temptation to spend it but I'm actually pretty sure I've already spent it. My online bank probably just hasn't updated properly yet.
>tfw 7bong for my 2.5 year apprenticeship
>tfw i finish my time and they close the factory
>tfw no 17bong per hour cushy mechanical tech job
They want people to go work in saudi. Can i shitpost from there?
>adds Benis landed on a comet in a pinpoint operation but lost power because its solar-driven batteries were in the shade.
I can do that, I've trying to get with this for a while now. She just keeps leading me, though :(.
She's pretty but you know you should cut her off if she's just using you for attention when chad is busy.
Be her mate just don't let her suck you into her emotional drama if she's not gunna let you be part of that drama
I was thinking of investing in Gulf Keystone Petroleum while they are around 10p under the hope that once ISIS is ded they will go back up to like 5 bong a share like before ISIS was a thing
Nothing too special but the ass is
She sent me this on christmass morning.
>tfw been NEET for 3 months
>tfw loving the NEETlifestlyle
>tfw your family say to you 'anon you must be bored not having a job this long right?' and you have to pretend you are bored and don't like being a NEET even though you love it
Why do normies all have to pretend that working is'fun'?
Yeah, she's "thinking" on my offer to go drink coffee. I've actually worked with her, she sends me selfies when bored with school and the like. Here, have another.
Ask her again, if she says she doesn't know stop texting/messaging her as much. Make sure she always initiates and ignore maybe half of them.
Just give her a taste of her own medicine
Is it though? Every day I achieve shit loads, enjoy what I do and my colleagues, have a good lifestyle, no money worries, live in a huge flat and drive a nice car. The NEET lifestyle sounds fun but honestly the weekends are enough time for all that.
sure yes, why not but you should ask one directly
Chinese as usual, and I'm not watching the movie as the password indicated what sort of people are running it. I won't mention it because then my post would be filtered by 2 different rules.
They're red velvet brownies with a cheesecake topping, sorry for grossing you out anon
1-2: Stale as fuck PvE game for the sake of a little entertaining PvP before boredom sets in
5-6: Find a JRPG to play
7-8: Digital card game
9-0: Waste money in pursuit of falsehood
>tfw you order Coke with your meal but they send you Pepsi
IF I WANTED PEPSI I WOULD HAVE ORDERED PEPSI YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFOON'S!!
my job is an engineering surveyor on the railway and the company I work for did a job last night involving realigning the track.. when they do this kind of work they have to monitor the track for movements and it's my job to go out, install targets (for this particular job), take a survey and monitor the rails each day which determines if there is movement or not
whilst the dumbass laborers are undertaking the work the stupid cunts knock off 17 of my pre-installed rail targets (over 4 separate lines), so I have to reinstall them and retake a base survey. fair enough, laborers are ham fisted stupid cunts
..today i am working flat out under pressure and I manage to miss 3 of the reinstalled targets in the survey meaning the survey will not process accurately - an easy mistake as there are over 100 targets on a section and it's not obvious which target is new or old
so this is my fault, an honest mistake which I begrudgingly accept, but I say I will to go out right away (@5pm) and redo the survey with torches - majority of this work is done at night using torches so nothing out of the ordinary.. told that it would 'look suspicious' out on a track (in the middle of fucking nowhere) with troches on a friday night. told to redo the survey TOMORROW meaning my weekend is FUCKED up, told to take an HOUR off on monday afternoonn to compensate. this would wait until monday as it is a low traffic, speed restricted line of 15mph. would very much like to tell manager to fuck off, feeling majorly cucked to be honest, always do a good job for this cunt, not sure i can be civil any longer.
am i overreacting?
I haven't had pop for several years now, but if memory serves Pepsi's much nicer than coke.
If you're going to be a fatty at least enjoy it.
I have to get it back.
Sounds like you're being cucked lad. I'd start looking for another job if I were you~
I-I have thought about it
But I won't act on it until I feel that I am in a good place mentally. I also suspect it is a "grass is always greener" kind of thing~
>This is the 15,497th time we have had this conversation
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
I'm talking to you
So come on
Well you seem pretty smart and I hope you find that "good place".
To a big ol' fat dinner lady.
My dad set it up when I was a wee lad and I never thought to write it down. Have used it online in years and years.
I mean, they could at least let me change the jacket I'm wearing. I look like a total prick.