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SHOUTANON FOR KING EDITION
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First for Alan Partridge
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just got my first paycheck, 600quidazoids net for 9 days of wageslaving.

fuark I can go nightclubbing again.
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>>26430877
LYN
Y
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DAN
A
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>>26430877
>What sort of things did you see in the army?
>Ohh, terrible things
>Like 3 men burning alive in a tank and shouting "aaaah!"
>You don't wanna know
>I'm actually very interested
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>>26430823
I haven't been on britfeel for a while. I like how the op image turned out

>tfw less than 7 days until redundancy

Might need to take a really badly paying job lads
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>>26430877

SMELL MY CHEESE
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Thinking of copping Hotaru

Y/N?
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>>26431082
>someone on /britfeel/ not looking forward to being on bennies

Good lad
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>>26430930
And then he spies that cookbook right and he says that'd be nee use to me man
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>>26431176

Fuck off we're talking about Partridge.
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>>26431176
SHINKANSEN
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>You will never know that manlet feel
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thread with correct OP image can be found here my good lads

>>26431250
>>26431250
>>26431250
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>>26431272
Why are you making new threads because of the OP image you fucking autist.
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>>26431272
Are you fucking retarded or what?

nows not the time robot
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No likely no wanky
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>>26431272

>identical image but at lower resolution

wat
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>>26431272
whats the difference in the images?
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>>26431178
Been offered a job at shitall an hour. I'd rather turn it down and look for something else
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>>26431327
Nothing, he's just an autist trying to make "my good lads" a thing
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>it's an "arguing over which thread is the proper one so you have to keep both open until the britfeel chuckleheads decide which they're going to post in" thread
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>>26431352
this one, because it was first and doesn't have a tiny image.
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>tfw bought 6 different ales from M&S using leftover xmas vouchers

FFFFFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS I miss that meme
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>>26431378
>drinking alcohol

It's like you're not even trying to be a patrician
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>>26430823
>mfw reporting the other thread
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>>26431404
Ales tho. It's not like I'm a lager lout or a WKD swigging chavbucket.
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New topic: Roll for jailfus
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>tfw you're chewing something soft and bite into something rock hard
>tfw you think your tooth has chipped
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>>26431378
wanna have a pint, i'll buy you a fight later

I just feel something
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>>26431417
What a bunch of qt's

Rolling.
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>>26431417
Rollinerino
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>>26431438
Do you want to swap?
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>>26431417
Rolling for Alyssa
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>>26431417
They all look like shit but if I had to choose I'd like
>4-6
or
>37-39

ALSO ROLLING FOR LIL ALIEN
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Yes lads, currently wagecucking. Civil Eng graduate though so don't do much.

What we doing tonight? Anybody watching the blacklist here?

I'm going to watch the latest episode of the blacklist and then continue Fargo.

>One dedicated fap in between.
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>>26431470
>they all look like shit

Virgin level cannot be contained.
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Morning lads~

How's it going today?

Just found out that I have lost almost half a stone this week. Feels pretty good desu~
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>>26431470
>Aspecia

Name and unnatural hair colour are warning signs, but she's a qt.
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>>26431470
>70
>"eh, she's not bad I guess"
>see the wrecked ear from those shitty plug things

STRAIGHT INTO THE BIN

>>26431477
I genuinely feel bad for you if you think those women are attractive. A lot of them look like the skanks that wander around my town with a fag in their mouth and pyjama bottoms that say "juicy" on the arse
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>>26431417
Roll for jailbait
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>>26431378

What's tonight? THAT'S RIGHT! I no longer have any pictures of the fat dude
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>>26431495
>tfw so lonely that you find them attractive
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>>26431495
Pic related is what you would see wandering around town with a fag in their mouth

A lot of those women are genuinely good looking. It's a mug-shot after they have been caught for their crime. Not exactly dollied up ready for a night on the town.
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>>26431483
Only 20 to go.

And you do realise your weight can fluctuate by half a stone in a day you stupid fucking unifag
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>>26431543
Forgot the image.

original comment
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>>26431417

Rolling for Tyler, I hope she beats the shit out of me while wearing latex.
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>>26431483
For a person that wont shut up about their weight you sure do avoid posting pictures of your actual body, Fatilde
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>>26431483

Please get bupa so that your stupidity is not funded by us when you end up dying at 25. Some of us have problems that aren't because of our life choices.
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>>26431417
rolling
(super king Kong mega original comment)
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>>26431608

>having a greyfu

Unlucky m8
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>>26431553
TFW no chavet girl to clam benefits with
why even live
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>>26431483
Why do you still post here despite the hate you get? Do you not realise all of this could have been avoided if you'd just not tripped, avatarfagged and used that gay little ~ to mark your posts?
Your bulemia gimmick might actually have been fun

Fucking mong
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>>26431635
Clams, man. Don't do them
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>>26431622
i duno i think i'ed quite like her to molest me in the showers
9/10 would pick up soap
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>>26430823
guess the bonsai number
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Cuck, cuck.

Pic related, any questions?
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>>26431643
you win again disslexia!
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>>26431483
Can you even eat with teeth like that?
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>this threads uncomfyness

Fucking shoutanus ruins everything
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>>26431677
/britfeel/ has the shittest tripfags
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>>26431417
roll for christy
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>>26431674
Yes, but only soft foods... like flesh
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>>26431683
>got fat Skrillex

Unlucky
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>>26431660
Sup surveyorbro, ever used one of the new Trimble Totalstations? Much better than the Leica's imo
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>>26431483

one post with no anger

>>26431549
>>26431568
>>26431580
>>26431642
>>26431674

five posts with unnecessary anger

Geez tilde, stop ruining these threads
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>>26431677
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

PEOPLE HATE TILDE, YOU CAN'T PIN IT ALL ON ME
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>>26431642
You can filter him if you don't like him.

You fucking mong.
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I just remembered, I was on /asp/ the other day (Daniel Bryan retired, wanted to know) and on the /wwe/ generals there is a tripfag who talks with ~s and talks about Pokemon and acts really gay. Everyone also hates him and there was some sort of drama

Tilde, do you watch wrestling?
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going to asda in 10 minues, fucking not away enough to decide what im going to be buying.
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Suck my cock desu lads
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>>26431740
*awake. fml
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>>26431417
rolly polly filterolly
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>>26431417
rollin for snooki
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>>26431678
Tilde, bonsai and Brian from Exeter are alright since they aren't complete dickheads
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>it's a britfeel rolls episode
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>>26431801

I live right near Exeter, i'm going to shove him over if I ever see him. He looks like a Uni ween, Exeter Unikids are the worlds most annoying sissies. I know where to find him as well, they all go to the firehouse for middle class banter and 'bespoke' pizza.
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After many hours of research I have discovered the purest forms of love

FROM PUREST TO DEGENERATE

>Sister + Brother
>Sister + Sister
>Female + Female
>Female + Male
>Male + Goat
>Male + Male
>Female + Somebody outside of their race

Keep an eye on the Nobel ceremony, I shall be getting it for Biology
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>>26431801
How can you think bonsai is "alright"
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>>26431859

>puts het above yuri

disregarded tbqh
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>>26431859
Am i a degenerate if i fuck a korean qt?
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>>26431859
>male + goat appearing on the list
you really gave yourself away there mohammad
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>>26431888
It would fall into the Male + Female category since men can date outside of their race without repercussion. It is only women that soil themselves with foreign seed.
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>>26431859
kek I hardly even speak to my sister anymore. She's become a huge normie as she got older.
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>>26431907
>being this sexist

Ur a massive shitlord desu lad
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>>26431918
You have only yourself to blame for not keeping your imouto pure
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>>26431918
>>26431957
females have it much easier to become normies or full on stacys, even the shy or awkward ones 'come out of their shell' because they get tons of attention as they get older.
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>>26431720
Tilde's the origin of the problem, those posts are just symptoms
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>>26431727
No because I still have to deal with his crew of faggots replying about his armpits and his shaven legs and shit
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>>26431957
It doesn't work like that. Do you have a sister?

Besides, being a normie means she's living a happy life. Being a robot isn't exactly a 'good' thing. Who am I to try and hold her back in life?
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>>26431728
Lmao no way, link some posts if you can find them
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>>26431969
if they filtered him we wouldn't have any of this shit. That was the whole point of him having a trip. Plus tilde doesn't post any pointless aggressive shit or cause retarded arguments. He is welcome here, they are not.
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>>26431831
How do you know what he looks like?
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>>26432018
Shut up, you bulimic cunt.
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Any girls here wanna be my gf?
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>>26432033
Thanks for your intelligent input
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>>26432033

yeah good argument there m8
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>>26432018
No because they still have to deal with his shit from everyone replying to his shit posts with more anime and bollocks

If he hadn't tried to become a /britfeel/ celeb this wouldn't have happened. Funny how poleaboo doesn't get this sort of hate, he has his gimmick but he doesn't trip or avatarfag
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>>26432018
His following of retards all just post about him. At least poleaboo had an interesting story arc and isn't just some fat cunt that shaves his body hair off for (You)s
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>>26432042

>Any girls here wanna be my gf?
>girls
>here
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>>26432063
>>26432060

literally all of the replies to tilde in this thread are angryposters stirring up shit
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>>26432063
Poleaboo HAD an interesting arc. Keyword here is had. The dopey cunt still posts even though his story hasn't been interesting in over 6 months now.
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>>26432060
if you filter someone all the posts replying to their posts are filtered too you spastic.

>>26432063
No they don't. Most of the time there are 2-3 posts about tilde per thread until you melts show up and derail the thread to be about tilde.
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>>26432098

>melts

Even angryanon wants hateposters to shut up. That is how annoying they are.
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>>26431990
>Do you have a sister?

Please don't remind me that I didn't

>tfw no purest form of love
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>>26432083
In this thread yeah, but we both know that isn't the case normally
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>>26431417
Rolling for 10-12
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>>26432063
Tbf eating disorder shit is more interesting than other stuff in this thread
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>>26432118
>tfw 4 sisters and they all hate me

Puberty happened and they all changed overnight.
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>>26432083
>>26432098

I dislike tripfags that post in the hopes of causing an argument because they post.

Also see >>26432123

>>26432089
I enjoy bullying him
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once again Tilde ruins the thread
Literally what does he get out of it? He's just ruined it for everyone else
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Reading about the Congo wars lads.

Why can't nig nogs fight a war without using children as soldiers and raping all the women?
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>>26432123
average tilde posts per thread
>posts waifu
>occasionally blogs about his life

I've seen it a lot of times where he will have a conversation with someone, it finishes and the thread moves on. Unless you fraggles decide to angrypost and ruin the thread.

Nobody except for you cares about tilde. Just filter him and save us all your sperg outs
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THE NEXT 30 MINUTES ARE FREE, THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING SPONSOR
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>>26432133
No it's not. He's got the faggiest of mental health disorders.

"Just eaten a burger might need to throw up guys~

Teehee~"

Started shaving his fucking armpits so the gay posters would be his mates.

I thought we all hated attention whoring staceys and chads but people will defend this fat fucking queer who does the same thing.

Rubs me up the wrong way lads
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>>26432179
They are not as human.
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>>26432179
Cause they don't live long enough to use men. They also have no morals
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>>26432213
Just filter him then

Fucking hell how autistic can you get. It's almost as if you want to be angry
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>it's a britfeel gets irrationally angry episode

>again
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>>26432198
>posts waifu

Therein lies the problem
Waifu posting ruins /britfeel/

And it's not just blogging about his life is it
He trips, posts with an avatar and his little tilde gimmick because he wants to be the centre of attention and people allow it
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I'd like it if we could all go a day without derailing the thread by getting mad about tripfags.

Tilde and his gang are bellends for intentionally pissing people off, but the lads who get mad about it are equally at fault.

Yes, I'm aware that I'm contributing to the problem by posting about it.
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>>26432213
>Started shaving his fucking armpits so the gay posters would be his mates.

Haha this is so pathetic
My life is in the toilet but it could always be worse I suppose
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>>26432243
>>26432251
You can thank the cunt that asks for the waifu posts every thread. He's the real cancer here, but if it's only me reporting him he's never going to get banned.
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>>26431831

>devon

AHAHAHAH how did you backwater hicks not manage to commit suicide living in such a piece of shit area?

Only cornwall could possibly be worse.
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>>26432251
Necessary evil I'm afraid
If there weren't those to tell tilde and his merry band of cunts they aren't welcome they might get too comfortable
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Tilde what a fucking loser lmao, should cry on Skype again.
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>>26432280
You've opened my eyes m8.

That guy is the head of the snake, tilde and co are just the fat, autistic body.
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>>26432243
waifuposting has been here for months. Try again.

and as you have been told, tilde trips because he was asked to. If you want to see a real attention whore look at shoutanus, who literally trips because he was jealous of poleaboo and tilde.

>>26432301
You do realise that they are the majority at this point, there are like 3 of you against a thread that either likes or doesn't care about tilde. You are the ones who aren't welcome. You've ruined yet another thread because of your autism.
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EVERYBODY VOTE LETS SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

http://strawpoll.me/6794787

VERY IMPORTANT
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>>26432235
Tripfags ruin threads. They piss people off and cause drama.

I can't filter half the fucking thread
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What are you listening to /britfeel/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT2oqEHwvUY
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>>26432355
>You do realise that they are the majority at this point, there are like 3 of you against a thread that either likes or doesn't care about tilde.

Put your trip back on you fat autistic prick
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>>26432410
Voted for don't care, I wish everyone would shut up about tilde, then we can have fun conversations again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zkX6kfnWbk

Good afternoon lads! Mum is sending me different jobs i could apply for again, but they are all things i don't feel i can do. Oh well.

Seems like people here need to be more comfy and friendly :(
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>>26432410
>one vote for love tilde

Hmm, I wonder who did that.
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Friendly reminder that tilde has made a grand total of one post in this thread, and everything that has followed has been a result of hateposters sperging out.

Have a nice day.
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>spending the entire thread arguing about tripfags

This applies to everyone, both for and opposed:

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1455252403846.webm
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>Nobody has asked for waifus to be posted yet
s m h lads

Post waifus
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>>26432713
No one is falling for your tricks you fat cunt.
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>>26432722
nah mate we have to roll for them now.
>>26431417
rolling for quints, save me russell
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>>26432722

shame, isn't it?
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>>26431660
Keep the mason station friend but level with me first PLUS two mirrors and be a triangle to start the leica camera.

>he's ne'er read the one in topology
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my last work program appointment is next week lads

it was so amazingly useless, I had just one interview from all 3 providers. all I do is sit at a computer for an hour once a week
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>>26432713
>makes one post
>his horrible little fan queers make posts fauning over him
>no actual conversation results from his posts

You wonder why we hate him. If he actually fucking talked about stuff and joined in rather than sitting in the corner like a fat fucking autist looking for (You)s from his fans then i wouldn't care.
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Can you people seriously not just filter him.

There's no need for this sort of autism in the middle of a Friday
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>>26432755
>Steak and kidney
PLEB

The mince and onion one is way better.
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>>26432755
is that supposed to be sonic on the wall?
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>>26432755
Look at this posh fucker with his fray bentos. I bet you voted tory.
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>>26432848
Fan of meat and tatty myself. Good with gravy, chips and peas
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>>26432751
Quite the erotic waifu there lad.
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>>26432900

Please do not post such sexually explicit pictures of my waifu sir
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>>26432722
feelin' spooky
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>you will never be part of a Japanese special naval landing force gassing chinks and committing the most horrific war crimes in the name of the emperor and Nippon
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>>26432678
what kind of jobs matey?
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You lads have a favourite Nasheed? this is mine desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtXeOBnRtY

I enjoy playing fps games with nasheed on quite a bit lmao.
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>Trying to fill in this form so my NEETbux don't get stopped
>Not good at lying
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>>26433076
answering the phone at our local Chinese, i can't use the phone anyway so that will be horrible. Some wetherspoons bar staff job as well.
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>>26433189
Tell me if you get the pub job so I can come and glass you.
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>>26432287
I live in Torquay and it's pretty nice desu if you ignore the dickheads and chavs. Comfy coastal walks aplenty.
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Think I'm dying. eyes hurt. cold head. lethargic
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>>26432848
>mince over steak

Fucking pleb.
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>>26433189
>i can't use the phone
u wot m8
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>>26433189
How can you not know how to answer a phone? Fucking hell.
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>>26431483
LISTEN UP YOU'RE A FAT FUCK

SUPER DRIVING LESSON YESTERDAY

who wants to met in Paris for a beer?

>to set up a proxi
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>>26433238
Have a lemsip and go to sleep for a bit m8, you'll feel better when you wake up.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plChkV7THuY
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>>26433259
>>26433272
I just really don't like speaking to people on the phone, and having to do it for hours sounds horrible.
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>>26433308
almost every job has you talking on a phone for some time
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FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT

Tonight's movie, as voted by /britfeel/, is The Fifth Element, a sci-fi cult classic starring Bruce Willis as a cab driver who has to save the world.

The film will be starting at 10PM. To join the stream just come on over to pic related.

the password is: "poleabooismywaifu"

There are no particular rules for the chat or anything, just don't be a cunt. Movie starts at 10PM, the stream until then will just be random music.

Depending on how tonight goes, this may or may not become a weekly/fortnightly/monthly event.

Hope to see you all there!
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>>26433440
bad film choice matey

who hasn't seen it a million times?
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>>26433462
I've never seen it. Ill probably be going to bed before it starts though, too bad.
Should have done american psycho though
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>>26433390
I have only ever used my phone once at my job because I had call some dumb helpline thing
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>>26433440
i dont like the password change it and the film i want to see is Zulu
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>>26433518
>and the film i want to see is Zulu
Google 'watch zulu online'

You're welcome faggot.
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>>26433440
>k-on movie didn't win

Shit taste desu /brit/
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>>26433537
enjoy watching cat in the hat again with three other ppl
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>>26433440
Yay The Fifth Element I will come to watch I will bring pizza
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>>26433440
I think I can make it. I hope it becomes a regular thing desu~
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>>26433562
>movie about a group of stacys starting a normie band didn't win

I see nothing wrong with that.
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>>26433462
>implying you can ever watch The Fifth Element too many times
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>>26433566
I have no intention of joining the group movie night anyway.
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>>26432206
The worst ad is that pleb guy who does the spotify ads. His voice is fucking insufferable, sounds like a Eastenders character.
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>>26433440
How does thissightube website work?
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>>26432722
Comfy this you fucking weeb.
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>>26433595
I'LL BE THERE CUNT

DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE
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>>26433595
You're not welcome mate
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>>26433689
He's welcome.

Your mum says it'll be past your bed time anyway.
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>>26433724
No he's not invited nobody likes him
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>>26433595
Just don't use your queersquigle or let us know its you and we'll be fine.
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>>26433754
>nobody likes him
3 like votes and 1 love vote.
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its not nice being awake this early.
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>>26433790
4 hate votes and 6 don't care votes, what's your point?
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>>26433790
4 hate + 1 love = 3 hate

3 likes + 3 hate = 1.5 hate

1.5 hate + 6 don't care = mild dislike of autismo fat cunt
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>>26433562
>Those attention whores shitting up the chat
Not comfy desu
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>>26433871
Don't care is a neutral vote faggot.
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>>26430877
JURASSIC PARK
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>>26433910
You guys are in there already? I wasn't gonna bother opening it until closer to movie time
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>>26433935
Nah I meant if K-on was playing the two hampshire bumboys would be obnoxiously talking about themselves throughout the showing
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>>26433935
im gonna ddos it
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>>26433844
When do you normally wake up fampai?
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>>26433970
Oh, yeah I could imagine but people are probably gonna do that regardless of what we watch.

>>26433980
Bullying is a myth
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>>26433970
>>26434004
Don't worry about that this week, i'm busy with a lad tonight. I wont trigger you with the details.
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>>26433983
between 2 and 4pm.
take about an hour to wake up.
read the internet,
go for a nap at 6pm till 9pm.
stay awake till 2-3am.
then repeat.

not having to deal with being awake is nice.
being awake just reminds me of how alone I am.
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>>26433681
Foreskin-chan lives a life of misery
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what's the word for someone who's being doing something for a longtime or been in an industry/sport for a longtime?

the one i'm thinking of is something to do with war/ancient battles but i'm pretty sure
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>>26434097

veteran i think is the word you're looking for
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>>26434097
Veteran. BBEBUEUEBEUB
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>>26434108
>>26434112
thanks lads

ooocee
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Who /lookingforwardtoricharddawkinswithalopsidedface/?
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>>26434150
who /sometimescantbebotheredtoreadthesewhoherethingsastheyjustgoonforfartoolong/ here?
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>>26431417

pls be good prison waifu
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Got a notice today from the postman, some cunt has sent me something but not paid enough money to send it so now I have to go and pay the extra 50p the cheap cunt wouldn't spend and a 1 pound handling fee.

I'm not even expecting anything big.

Furios.
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>>26434282
It's ya mums dildo mate.
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>>26434244
>illegal twerk

Not sure if good
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>>26434298

Well she made a mistake sending it to me didn't she.
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will normalfags be nicer to me if i tell them i'm autistic? would they actually understand at all that i'm friendly but socially retarded or would they just assume i was a complete retard?

some of the normies i've met are petty nice but i think they don't understand that i do like them without really showing it. they seem to not mind having me around but they never invite me places and i wonder if it's because they can't tell i do kind of enjoy spending time with them and assume i don't care.
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>>26434333
Don't tell people you're autistic.

I'm a normie. Trust me, don't do it.
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>>26434333
If anything they will exclude you more and you'll become known as 'the guy with autism'.
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>>26434333
tell people you're autistic.
I'm a normie. Trust me, do it.
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>>26434405
can i have reasons? i want to understand why
>>26434449
would they do that even if we already know each other? like if i get drunk and explain.

i think they already know there's something wrong with me so i wonder if saying 'yes, there is but it's fine' would help.
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>>26434405
Don't tell people you're a normie

I'm autistic. Trust me, don't do it.
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>>26434333
People thought I had autism and it was more embarrassing than anything else. Getting treated like a spacker is not fun and you won't benefit from the tard treatment in the long run, it just makes it even harder to be normal.
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>>26431417
I hope i get a qt slag desu
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>>26434493
If you do something weird just out right apologise.

It's better to say "Sorry, that was rude/awkward/weird. I struggle a bit sometimes with this stuff"
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>>26434575
>75

Fucks sake. Wanted a blond at least
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>>26434665
>tfw doing a genocide run
the last few attacks that undyne does are pretty hard desu

also I would have liked to do the puzzles anyway
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>>26434724
>le memetale
Fuck off with that shitty Earthbound ripoff.
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Will manlets ever learn?
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>>26434621
Sometimes it's the not doing things that gets you into trouble though.

Not an autist, but most of the people I've met avoid me for not really showing emotion on social occasions. I don't give a fuck but maybe he's the same and does.

When you sperg out you can go 'oh, sorry' but when you're sitting looking bored (but actually enjoying yourself) you can't apologize because it's not that bad (and it's not what you're doing, it's what you aren't), but people still judge you for it.
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>>26434743
> Without using the words "tumblr" or "meme" say why you don't like Undertale
> Protip: you can't

>>26434724
I've done Genocide twice, and at the end of the second one, I made sure I didn't save after fighitng lastboss so I could re-do it any time I wanted without doing the whole Geno run. Feels evil but I like the challenge and I don't want to bother with the whole grind the comes before it.
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>>26434790
For context, I haven't done any other run yet, and I don't think I will, seems way to easy.
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>>26434790
>without using the words "tumblr" or "meme"
Already been done a million times mate.
>shallow, nearly non-existent gameplay
>run of the mill story
>dialogue reads as if written by a high schooler
Nothing sums it up better than sephirothsword57 though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oheHiFbRi5Q
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>>26431352
>post-movie spongebob
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>>26434824
>sephirothsword57
this is a joke right
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>>26434824
>this proves how superior Japanese developers are to toby fox
kek
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>be shy robot
>have gf for about a year now
>love her, personality wise we get on amazing, she's a 6/10
>was never ugly myself just painfully shy
>now gained so much confidence realised it was my only stop to getting women before
>went out to a bar with my male buddies for the first time the other weekend
>girls where coming up to me and I was chatting well and nearly went home with someone, Im so new to hitting on people I didn't even realise when she offered to show me her dvd collection it was all a ruse
>can't stop thinking about just going about and fucking as many women as possible now I have confidence to talk to whoever I want

Someone call me a cunt and not to waste what I have please, I really fucking need it
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>>26434956
>shy robot
fuck off
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>>26434897
>not listening to the god of game reviews sephirothsword57
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>>26434824
>shallow, nearly non-existent gameplay
Show me one more game that uses a bullet-hell phase as the enemy attack in a turn-based RPG. Outside of battle, its on par with your average RPG, nothing to complain about
>run of the mill story
Goat child meets human, human and goat child make suicide pact to destroy humanity, goat child backs down on pact, goat dad has to kill children to free his people, goat child has soul imbued into a flower and sees through the code of his universe, goat flower becomes genocidal sadist. Yeah, that age-old story.

>uses someone called sephirothsword57 as his only reference
> "These thousand people disagree with me, but this one guy agrees with me, so clearly us two are both in the right"
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Going to try phishing university email accounts

Hoping the passwords match up to other accounts they use

Having a problem though with getting the images to load when stealing the code from the official log in page
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>>26434665
I don't know why my post was deleted?
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>>26435021
Sorry mate, but your channeling tumblr pretty hard when you hate on sephirothsword57.

I like the game just fine, but come on.
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>>26435036
Because your boring as fuck
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>>26431417
What the fuck is illegal twerk? On the 43-45 girl
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>>26435021
>bullet-hell segments
>memedertale
Maybe you should look up what bullet-hells actually are, lord almighty.
Performing an action during your turn is not uncommon for RPGs either, Shadow Hearts in fact has a very similar mechanic to the bullseye system in undertale, but does it much better and does not solely rely on that.

And yes, ancient evils and destroying humanity is quite a boring subject especially when it offers nothing new. Not even any surprising twists or engaging plotlines.

And the fact you dismiss someone based on their username shows how narrowminded you are.

I get it, you probably don't even know what a good game is supposed to feel like. Maybe undermeme was your first game? You've not played Earthbound, so you don't know how much is stolen from it and what an insult this piece of shit game is.
You're pretty oblivious to video games in general.
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>>26434956
with great power comes great responsibility

>in short, don't fuck over the girl who's dragged your sorry ass to the confidence level you've got now, otherwise you'll be just another normie who fucks somebody over and then ends up crying over it 1 day later when they realise what a massive mistake they've made
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>>26435088
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/twerking.asp
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>>26435088
Nice Blob-dubs.

It appears to be based on a fake statement by a Louisiana mayor, saying it's some kinfd of indecent assault
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>>26434956
>robot
>gf

Oh fuck off. I get so bored with having to reiterate that you're not a robot, you're just a normie.
Go cry about it on /brit/. If you want to fuck slags then go ahead, we don't care. Just don't come here to brag about it.
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Anyone following the Adam Johnson trial? That guy would fit in here
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Worst britfeel ever
Step it up lads
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>>26435215
>'Just wanted to get your jeans off, LOL': England star Adam Johnson 'sent messages to girl, 15, who performed a sex act on him in car park before he Googled "legal age of consent"'
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>>26435215
>rich normie getting laid with girls in their prime
>fit in here
does annoy me that he's being prosecuted for shagging a 15 year old, it's not like he's a muslim
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https://youtu.be/GuUujGAx8p8

I made it back lads, anyone want a pint in Aberdeen before Paris?
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>>26435263
His girlfriend is hot too. Pic related
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Alright, the phishing page looks like shit

Going to try to cover it up with "if the page does not display correctly, try using another browser"
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>We have received some statements from the Crown in your case this week therefore it looks likely that the will proceed. It is not unusual for it to take so long as this is a solemn matter and the Crown has a year to take it to court. We will have a look at these statements early next week and advise you appropriately.

Poleaboo feels he might be fucked
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>>26435435
Good, maybe you'll finally learn your lesson, you paki twat.
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>>26435435
What did you do? looking at jail time?
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>>26435260
>before he Googled "legal age of consent"'

Kek. What a sperg
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>>26435484
I don't know, the prosecution even tried to stop poleaboo from being allowed to leave on bail, wanted him remanded until a court date was set
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Some idiot on my street named his wifi 4chan
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>>26435435
Have a nice bacon sarnie
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>>26435502
Is anyone else concerned that the government is tracking everything you do and just waiting to use it to fuck you?
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>>26435507
They tried to remand you?

Nigga you going to prison
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>>26435540
When you get charged with a crime like this it's standard for them to confiscate your devices.
Chances are they just checked his history, the ISP would not hand that information over.
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>>26435507
Is this for taking those videos? Can a stalking charge resultin jail time or will you just be put on a tag with a restraining order

Did you get your stuff back? I've ignored thid thread for a bit
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>>26435576
>Is this for taking those videos?

No, he was already convicted for that. This is for stalking her online and making threats on his blog immediately after he was found Guilty because he's a retard.

>Can a stalking charge resultin jail time
Max 6 months in Magistrates. More if they add a sex offence or push to Crown.
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>>26435560
>They tried to remand you?
Yeah, and from what I heard it was less nice of the two regional prisons

>>26435576
>Is this for taking those videos?
They didn't find shit on the laptop etc

>Can a stalking charge resultin jail time
Up to 3 years iirc

This is the second offence, that's why they're pushing harder (or third if you want to consider that the original charge was broken up into two, one for each girl)

>Did you get your stuff back?
He did, laptop fan is fucked though
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>>26434956
>I didn't even realise when she offered to show me her dvd collection it was all a ruse
This is what scares me the most when drunk. (I'm male)
I always offer to do stupid shit like that, then think 'wait what if they think i'm coming onto them' so then I say 'and I really mean show you DVDs I'm not coming onto you' like an autist which almost certainly just makes it worse.
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>>26435435
They know about your phishing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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>>26435607
>No, he was already convicted for that.
He was NEVER convicted or charged for those video

Fat filthy piggies couldn't recover class after a fall, nevermind a deleted document from a laptop
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>>26435652
Surely they'd revoke his bail long before now if they knew?
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>>26435616
You are going to prison mate. Enjoy your life in there. /britfeel/ will write you letters kek.
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>>26435680
Nah I only sent the email a few weeks ago.
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>>26435576
It would be his second offense. He was found guilty for stalking before.

Doesn't look good if he is found guilty again. Better hitch up with some tough looking pakis in prison mate.
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>>26435701
Why is /britfeel/ full of bullies?
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>>26435717
The career criminals and thugs he met in the lockup at the sheriffs court were all nice enough people, some clearly showed sympathy on him

It's not America
It's not England either, no Pakis, just Scots, Irish and Poles
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>poeaboos court saga starts again

Suddenly his story just got interesting again.
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>>26435749
>saga starts again
There's still no court date and I think they have to give 5/6 months warning when they do decide it
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>>26435717
>ribena becomes a hardcore jihadi in prison
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>>26435724
It's not really bullying, just entertainment for us.
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>>26432722

>tfw home from work early having caught a cold just in time for the weekend
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>tfw eastern euro grill keeps sitting next to me and initiating conversations

I'm too socially crippled for this type of thing lads~
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>>26435763
And it would literally all have been the governments fault for persecuting him, driving him to that dark corner
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>>26435785
FUCK OFF YOU LYING CUNT
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>>26435785
Fuck off you obese retard. None of us want you here.
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>go to get a more expensive contract for my phone
>"sorry, our credit check says you can't"
>"well that's embarrasing"
>"it's ok, most young people fail our check"
>"how would I go about improving that credit"
>"you could get one of those credit cards designed to build credit, the itnerest rates are pretty crappy but they work"
>get home
>go on one of those money supermarket sites to see the best one for
>it's capital one apparently
>fill out the form in about 2 minutes
>"this wont work, there's no way they'll give me a fucking credit card"
>CONGRATULATIONS, WE'VE APPROVED YOUR APPLICATION. YOUR NEW CARD IS ON ITS WAY

Jesus fucking christ, no wonder the economy is in the toilet. I work a shitty part time job and live with my parents yet somehow I can borrow 200 quid from some faceless corporation.

I don't think I'll even use it desu, I'm quite scared of credit cards, I didn't think they'd actually just automatically fucking send me one after being accepted.
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>>26435724
either that or we watch pakiboo post about playing ps4 games for life, that aint fun
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FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT

Six hours left until /britfeel/'s film night begins! This week we're showing The Fifth Element, a 90s Sci-Fi cult clasic, as voted for by you robots.

To watch, just joim the stream, which can be found at (pic related). The password is "poleabooismywaifu"

Film starts at 10PM, stream is just random music until then. The only rule for the chat is don't be a cunt.

Hope to see you all there!
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>>26435811
>tfw credit score of 721

I have a mortgage and everything.
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>>26435829
Might invite /brit/ to bolster numbers
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>>26433462

It's better if you have seen it before because then you can concentrate more on shitposting about it/engaging in banter in the chat.
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>>26435829
I voted for Zulu and change the password
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>>26435811
>not being on giffgaff
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>>26435811
Does having a credit card and not using it boost your credit score?
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>>26435844

but won't they bully us with their normieness?
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>>26435844
might invite /pol/ bolster the numbers a bit
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>>26435862
no

jngfgjfjgf
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>>26435844
kek the robot tears will be hilarious
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>>26435829

OH BOY

I sure am excited
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>>26435844
>>26435868

Might invite /tv/ to bolster the numbers desu
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>>26435844
Might invite /wsr/ to bloster numbers
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>>26435862
No lad, you need to use it and pay it off. I only use mine for online shopping, and never buy anything I can't afford to immediately pay off.
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>>26435873
So its all just a scam to try and trick me into debt, and because I don't want to fuck myself up they won't let me borrow when I need it.
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>>26435862
Naa you boost it by buying shit with the credit card and then paying it off ASAP.

One the cyber jew sees that you are responsible with paying back small loans they will increase your credit score and let you borrow more and more.

I'm only doing it because I hope one day to get a mortgage like a good goy
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>>26435844
>>26435868
>>26435892
>>26435896
Might invite reddit they'll have the best memes
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>>26435435
>and the Crown has a year to take it to court.
Holy fuck and I thought waiting for exam results was bad. Imagining having to wait a year to know if you're going to be convicted or not.
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>>26435898
yeah they are nice guys

Film starts at 23:37, like last week it's not just random ibonsai until then. The only rule for the thread is don't be a caught.

Hope to see you all Here!
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>>26435931

It's evolving...
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>>26435435
Maybe you should email the polish girls and let them know how sorry you are?
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>>26436000
They'd probably get off on that, if all the existing evidence is to be analyzed
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Can I join the britfeels as a dutchy? There aren't enough for a dutch feels thread.
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>>26436058
yea I liked ur pic so you can stay for good
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>extremely hard manual fucking labour.
>minimum wage
>back is literally in agony

JUST
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>>26436058
i love dutch people, literally addicted to them, so you are welcome
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>credit score of 967
Apparently having a credit card and not using does boost your score
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>trying to improve myself
>started exercising at least 3 times a week
>eating better
>cut down a lot on the weed
>completely cut out the pill popping
>feel a lot better physically and mentally
>no anxiety
>words flow much better
>never stuck thinking what to say or trying to remember a word
>sex drive has gone up

I just hope I can keep off the drugs. I was never a junkie but I really, really like drugs recreationally.
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>>26436205
You still are a junkie if you smoke weed.
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>>26436141
>we invest in our employees
>we are only looking for the best and brightest candidates
>we offer a generous salary and reward package

>fixed salary progression over 3 years
>barely above minimum wage
>will become minimum wage when the new rules come in
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>>26436205
>tfw just about to have a joint
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>>26431473
Someone recommended the blacklist to me as a pretty decent ripoff of Person of Interest. Is that still accurate?
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>>26436222
Shut up you fucking eedjut.
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>>26436205
You are pretty cool for a cutie
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>>26436235
Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy a smoke but when I smoke regularly I'm always cloudy headed. Words just don't flow like they should and I'm always getting stuck mid sentence trying to think of a word.
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Just got this neat little band that tracks how much you've walked through an app on your phone. Insanely simple design, very accurate and very cheap seeing as they come from a Chinese company.

Lasts for weeks on a single charge.

Curious to see how much I walk at work.
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>>26436237
I didn't know any other Brits that watched person of interest but I might give blacklist a go because I need a new show
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>when 15 quid randomly appears in your account

Suspicious desu

I hate when this happens because there's the temptation to spend it but I'm actually pretty sure I've already spent it. My online bank probably just hasn't updated properly yet.
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>>26435616
>>26435688
>>26435724

Fucking kek. I'll write to you mate. I'll tell you when i fancy a kebab or im playing a new game.
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Just sent out 10 phishing emails
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>>26435811
Just spend like 50bong a month. That way there's no way you'll get out of your depth
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>>26435811
Credit card companies never lose money, they just sell your debt to a debt collection agency who will say you now owe them double.
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>>26436303
>2016
>Voluntarily electronically tagging yourself
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>>26436058
Post qt grills from Facebook and maybe we'll let you join in
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>>26436502
>implying you don't already carry a mobile phone
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>>26436226
Got offered a job at 10bong an hour. I'm pretty angry desu. I'd be in 16/17bong if the company i currently work for hadn't gone belly up
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>>26436556
What the fuck would I need a mobile for? The only calls I ever make are to takeaways
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Will poleaboo be allowed to shit post from prison. The stories of him becoming a jihadi andor the prison cum dump will entertain me to no end
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Does JSA count as a benefit?

Poleaboo had to prove to the student loans people he isn't in employment, they want evidence
A signature from his work coach seems to be the easiest way
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>>26436567
>tfw 8.7 bong
Might as well be paid in buttons desu
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>>26436602
Bank statement showing JSA payments.
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>>26436599
You even get a PS2 in prison these days
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>>26436599
He will be allowed to write letters.
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>>26436624
Xbone and PS3 desu

Bored prisoners are rioting prisoners, you have to get them the good shit
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>>26436607
>tfw 7bong for my 2.5 year apprenticeship
>tfw i finish my time and they close the factory
>tfw no 17bong per hour cushy mechanical tech job

They want people to go work in saudi. Can i shitpost from there?
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>>26436631
We should set up a PO box and write to the silly cunt
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>>26436694
>envelope contains a piece of paper with one single word: (you)
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>>26436671
Only if you get one of those special keyboards for hooks
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35558349

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
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>>26436854
if you have nothing to hide then what does it matter. only fucks like pakiboo who do illegal shit are against it
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>>26436854
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35558349
>>>/pol/
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>>26436854
Dave must be so happy
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>>26436895
Dave's too full of French dick and German strapons to notice something like this lad
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>>26436913
Wrong Dave
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>>26436854
oh boy

fuck muting
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Thinking about buying some shares lads
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>>26436891
http://news.sky.com/story/1640766/atheist-writer-richard-dawkins-has-stroke

>adds Benis landed on a comet in a pinpoint operation but lost power because its solar-driven batteries were in the shade.
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>>26431417
rorlralsorals
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>>26435435
This is fake i reckon. Someone mentioned today how his story has gotten boring >>26432089, then all of a sudden theres a development.


If not, it's hilarious.
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>>26437005
Pro-tip: Markets are unpredictable, don't invest any money you aren't willing to lose
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>>26437033
>patricia

Oh man, RIP you
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>>26437005
I did CFDs a few years back and made like 200 GBP in a day. However, i've heard its no longer worth it. Iunno
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>>26437047
>theres a development.
except there isn't, this is exactly the same position he was in 5 months ago when he was arrested again
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>>26437148
True but i think he was of the opinion he was scott free by now.
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>>26436530
I can do that, I've trying to get with this for a while now. She just keeps leading me, though :(.
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>>26437172
She's pretty but you know you should cut her off if she's just using you for attention when chad is busy.

Be her mate just don't let her suck you into her emotional drama if she's not gunna let you be part of that drama
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>>26437076
>>26437115
I was thinking of investing in Gulf Keystone Petroleum while they are around 10p under the hope that once ISIS is ded they will go back up to like 5 bong a share like before ISIS was a thing
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Nothing too special but the ass is
F-A-T.

She sent me this on christmass morning.
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>>26437236
You can stop now lad. Have you actually asked her out or are you too beta?

>tfw the grill that lead you on has that dress
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>>26437236
>Dutch ;women'
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>tfw been NEET for 3 months
>tfw loving the NEETlifestlyle
>tfw your family say to you 'anon you must be bored not having a job this long right?' and you have to pretend you are bored and don't like being a NEET even though you love it

Why do normies all have to pretend that working is'fun'?
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>>26437229
I would wait, there's so much foreign involvement in the situation that the area is going to be unstable for years, and I suspect it'll get a lot worse before it gets better.
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>>26435785
Dont let her seduce you tilde, i want to be your waifu
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>>26437331
Because they need to justify their existance somehow lad.
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>>26437331
I was talking to my parents about quitting my job because its making me want to self harm.

they asked me "what would you do?"
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>>26437396
it is a fair question. you can't be neet forever
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>>26437445
you could kill yourself when you actually need to get a job.
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>>26437396
well if you say something stupid expect a stupid response
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Poleaboos mum didn't make him any dinner today, his tummy is growling so he's off to get a take-away
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>>26437266
Yeah, she's "thinking" on my offer to go drink coffee. I've actually worked with her, she sends me selfies when bored with school and the like. Here, have another.
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>>26437229
Have you read this lad?

http://www.fool.co.uk/investing/2016/02/05/why-gulf-keystone-petroleum-limited-is-still-walking-a-tightrope/
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>>26437456
that sounds like a horrible life
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Poleaboo stinks of onion bhajis and had to be taught how to use a pedal bin after he kept throwing banana peels out of his bedroom window
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>>26437289
Took a Dutch bird's virginity on a lads holiday once

She was nice
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>>26437468
Ask her again, if she says she doesn't know stop texting/messaging her as much. Make sure she always initiates and ignore maybe half of them.

Just give her a taste of her own medicine
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>>26437488
So is being a wage slave
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>>26437505
>Poleaboo stinks of onion bhajis
Literally never had one, don't even know what they are
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>>26437505
>Poleaboo stinks of onion bhajis

I'm not surprised if I'm honest
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>>26437541
They're fried battered onion and spices. Usually super dry and horrible.
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>>26437331
>tfw you will never be a filthy rich neet

NEETs with unlimited money are the ones who truly won at life.
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>>26437517
Is it though? Every day I achieve shit loads, enjoy what I do and my colleagues, have a good lifestyle, no money worries, live in a huge flat and drive a nice car. The NEET lifestyle sounds fun but honestly the weekends are enough time for all that.
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>>26437236
She is F-A-T

Too much Hagelslag.
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>>26437478
I read that earlier today. There is obviously a risk involved.
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>>26437606
Thats because you are a normie
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>>26437517
depends on the job. if it's a shit minimum wage dead end job then yes being a wage slave is worse.
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>>26437517
You're a wageslave too lad. You just only have an hour or so of it a week in exchange for your bennies.
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>>26437606
What do you do for a living?

Most jobs us lot can get don't pay enough to move out of our mum's basement let alone get a flat and a car.
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>>26437624
It's a pretty huge risk lad. If their projections are correct, you're basically betting that the situation in Syria will be resolved before October 2016.
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>>26437641
I would trade back to being a neet if i could
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Can mods please just delete these threads from now on?
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>>26437659
Yea, I am going to wait and research some more before I do anything.
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>>26437672
Sorry Bob, we're here to stay.
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>>26437606
Then fuck off and go to jewbook you cunt. Why do you need to impose yourself on us?
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>>26437672
Sure thing, no problem.
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>>26437606
If that is true, why are you here?
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>tfw no rain until tomorrow

Hate when it doesn't rain on Friday/Satuday night. Means all the chavs will be out.
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>>26437671
I wouldn't, I don't like meeting new people or having to go into the city
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>jerked back at gym
>hurts to take a deep breath
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Are you guys excited for the film tonight?

What take aways is everyone getting? I am going to get Pizza GoGo.
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>>26437730
Snapped your spine lad
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>>26437730
slipped disc, trapped nerve
see your gp
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>>26437672
sure yes, why not but you should ask one directly

>https://youtu.be/tuK6n2Lkza0
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>>26437752
Chinese as usual, and I'm not watching the movie as the password indicated what sort of people are running it. I won't mention it because then my post would be filtered by 2 different rules.
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>>26437752

No takeaway for this lad tonight, did a big shop a few days ago.

Looking forward to the flick though, what're we watching?
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I
Am
AVLCOHOL
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>>26437902
>what're we watching?

The Fifth Element?

>>26437833
Is that you Poleaboo? It's just a bit of banter mate.
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>>26437505
I get the image of the same guy getting hit in the face with banana peels every time he walks past poleaboo's house
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>>26437902
cat in the hat


kggkg
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>>26437935

Oh cool, how are we watching, and when?
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>>26437909
RANDY, I AM THE LIQUEUR

at least make it funny mate
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>>26437971
I would I fi could lad
Yo someone ban me for like a day so icdont end up shitposting from my phone
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>>26437967
See the below post

>>26433440
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>>26437991
Where are you lad? at the club with the mormons?
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>>26437971
God I miss that show
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>>26438003

Thank you pal, been a hard day of wageslavery, gonna be good to have some downtime.
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>>26438044
zombie park boys isn't the same since it came back
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Sure is dead in here tonight, what are you lot up to?
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>>26438493
wanking
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>>26438493
Not much senpai, probably should tidy my room~

How about you lad?
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>>26438493

Modifying my game engine to build on Windows, turns out OS X's last OpenGL update was 4.1.

> have pizza in the oven
> captcha is select all pizzas
> thank you pizza god
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>>26438493
I had to close my laptop so I didn't reveal my position to the chavs outside.
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>>26438493
refreshing /britfeel/

fucking normalfags
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just preordered sfv lads, dont even know why, im shit at fighting games
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>>26438513
>This was an original post
wot
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>>26437752

Preparations for film night are complete.
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>>26438564
Mmmmm nice selection. I drank all of my booze last night so will probably be having a sober one unfortunately.
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>>26438493
Baking ^_^
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>>26438564
>peanut butter in the fridge
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>>26438585
What the hell am I looking at? Looks like one of those period blood recipes or something.
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>>26438627
Clearly a gayer, you can tell by how clean his fridge is and the non-standard jam/marmalade hiding behind the peanut butter.
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>>26438650

>non-standard jam

What is this and where can I get some?
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>>26438635
They're red velvet brownies with a cheesecake topping, sorry for grossing you out anon
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I'm just waiting for First dates and hoping my mum stops lurking around like a cunt.
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>>26438671
Standard jams are red (strawberry or raspberry), he's clearly got a jar of Hartley's for gayers and women like apricot or lemon

I wouldn't know where those sorts of people shop
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>>26438738
That doesn't look like jam to me mate, appears to be marmalade. Which brings us onto

>keeping your marmalade in the fridge
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>>26438709
How do cunts lurk lad?
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>>26438493
Playing StarMade
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>>26438493
I'M PLAYING FM AND WATCHING THE BLACKLIST
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Waiting to talk to a sky adviser about why they've more than halfed my download speed, been on hold for 40 minutes lads I'm not going to make it
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>>26438784
Making a shit ton of noise moving shit about as if they're being useful lad.
I can't wank like this
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>>26438493
on grindr

it's just creep oldy guys and over the top flamboyant turbo gays

I'm NEVER gonna find a bf am i
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>>26438918
Suitcases again lad?
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>>26438928
I feel that same feel
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>>26438928
NAH KILL YOURSELF INSTEAD

HELL WILL BE FULL OF FAGGOTS LIKE YOU
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>>26438939
He's not me. My parents have finally gone on their holiday so its quiet here now.
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>>26438952
t-trowbridge?
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>>26438990
fucking southerners
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Can I ask you guys one question, how much washing up do you think you could do with no washing up liquid?
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>>26439062
None unless you have a dishwasher
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>>26439062
Mark Corrigan: No, Jeremy. Barbara Bingham: Where's this.
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>>26438564
Better turn those Coors Lights round you degenerate
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>>26431417
>Possession of drug paraphernalia

what the fuck country is this. It can't be UK, they fucking sell drug paraphernalia in shops
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1-2: Stale as fuck PvE game for the sake of a little entertaining PvP before boredom sets in
3-4: Anime
5-6: Find a JRPG to play
7-8: Digital card game
9-0: Waste money in pursuit of falsehood
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>>26439105
USA m8, in many states owning a bong is illegal.

Also nice roll, moe junkie is cute
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what you lads doing for Valentine's Day then?
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>>26439132
TRAITOR

Im getting smashed tomorrow night
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>>26439009
i'll move and you can teach me your poortherner ways
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>>26431417
ROLL FOR RUSSELLLLLLLLL
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>>26439132
Spending it with the waifu~
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>>26433087
>Nashe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiV6bmPLfw
Top comfy lad
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>>26438010
i;m at home now
i was at tbe bar with my dad
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Fuck you Microsoft, I will have my Gamertag back. By hook or by crook, h**********e will ride again!

>>26439196

Have you still not become your own waifu?
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>>26431417
see my rollin with my arm
bla bla bla pourin chandon
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>tfw you order Coke with your meal but they send you Pepsi

IF I WANTED PEPSI I WOULD HAVE ORDERED PEPSI YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFOON'S!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26439343
Pepsi makes me feel sick. It doesn't sit in my stomach like other fizzy drinks.
>>
my job is an engineering surveyor on the railway and the company I work for did a job last night involving realigning the track.. when they do this kind of work they have to monitor the track for movements and it's my job to go out, install targets (for this particular job), take a survey and monitor the rails each day which determines if there is movement or not

whilst the dumbass laborers are undertaking the work the stupid cunts knock off 17 of my pre-installed rail targets (over 4 separate lines), so I have to reinstall them and retake a base survey. fair enough, laborers are ham fisted stupid cunts

..today i am working flat out under pressure and I manage to miss 3 of the reinstalled targets in the survey meaning the survey will not process accurately - an easy mistake as there are over 100 targets on a section and it's not obvious which target is new or old

so this is my fault, an honest mistake which I begrudgingly accept, but I say I will to go out right away (@5pm) and redo the survey with torches - majority of this work is done at night using torches so nothing out of the ordinary.. told that it would 'look suspicious' out on a track (in the middle of fucking nowhere) with troches on a friday night. told to redo the survey TOMORROW meaning my weekend is FUCKED up, told to take an HOUR off on monday afternoonn to compensate. this would wait until monday as it is a low traffic, speed restricted line of 15mph. would very much like to tell manager to fuck off, feeling majorly cucked to be honest, always do a good job for this cunt, not sure i can be civil any longer.

am i overreacting?
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>>26439277
I don't think I'm quite narcissistic enough for that famalam~

I don't know how you'd go about becoming your own waifu in the first place either
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>>26439277
>h**********e
stupid gamertag tbqh
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>>26439390

I guess you'd start by commissioning an artist to draw a cute anime girl version of you, and go from there
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>>26439343

I haven't had pop for several years now, but if memory serves Pepsi's much nicer than coke.

If you're going to be a fatty at least enjoy it.

>>26439390

Transition when?

>>26439395

hypervoltage

I have to get it back.
>>
GET IN THE STEAM CHAT RIGHT NOW LADS IT'S URGENT
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>>26439445
Pepsi is shit compared to Coke.

Also, I have the body of a Greek god.
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>>26439378
AHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WAGEKEK
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6798231
http://strawpoll.me/6798231
http://strawpoll.me/6798231
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>>26439378
Could he prove it if you said you did it but didn't? Cos if not...
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>>26439378
>Wagecucks btfo

This has never happened before
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Keep getting deja vu lately lads. Very strange.
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>>26438564
>old thumper
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>>26439378
Sounds like you're being cucked lad. I'd start looking for another job if I were you~

>>26439445
I-I have thought about it
But I won't act on it until I feel that I am in a good place mentally. I also suspect it is a "grass is always greener" kind of thing~
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>>26439509
How's it going, mate.
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>>26439647
>This is the 15,497th time we have had this conversation
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>>26439277
how'd you lose it?
oc
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>>26439647
Probably a brain tumour lad, don't think about it or it'll gain control faster
>>
When is the stream for Fifth Element going to begin? I know the film is at 10 but do we get some warm up programming?
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>>26439647
A friend of mine has permanent 24/7 deja vu after a bad trip. He was really fucked up by it for a long time.
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>>26439689
Why don't you post the one where he admitted that, laughed it off and nobody but you cared?
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>>26439689
I'm surprised he didn't but a tilde on it
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>>26430823
Shout
Shout
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on
I'm talking to you
So come on
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>>26439667

Well you seem pretty smart and I hope you find that "good place".

>>26439731

To a big ol' fat dinner lady.

My dad set it up when I was a wee lad and I never thought to write it down. Have used it online in years and years.

https://xboxgamertag.com/search/hypervoltage/

I mean, they could at least let me change the jacket I'm wearing. I look like a total prick.
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>>26439647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0PQ6GC6KYc
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>>26439799