Just before I realized that some shoes are autistic (thanks to /r9k/) I've bought autistic shoes... pic somehow related.
Now not enough autismbux to buy proper shoes (for an adult, I finally realized that I am adult and not in high school anymore - running shoes are no longer "cool" in adult world)
I've bought them because I remembered from high school that the cool kids used to wear them.
I have a mentality of high school.
Why there is no /fa/ adviser to help robots look less autistic?
Got some Timberland work boots last year, every other shoe I've worn has felt fucking worthless. Tennis/running shoes makes me want to barf now.
Comfy, practical, and in my mind stylish.
I'm here for you, but some /fa/ shit will make you look more autistic. I personally like designer streetwear labels such as Y-3, Raf Simons, Balenciaga, and Lanvin. Nike is good, and Puma also has some good stuff like Disc Tech and Mihara. Jordans are also good, but I'm sure they would not be popular on this board.
Are these shoes autistic? My current autism shoes are getting old and these ones seemed ok to me.
It's always going to look stupid if you choose your outfit for aesthetic reasons
Fashion is trashin the true meaning of it
My shoes are comfy, waterproof, dirt colored, no laces and rubber soles
just what I need
In terms of comfort, I agree with you. They are not very comfortable and not worth the hefty price tag. I buy shoes mainly for aesthetics so in that sense they are worth it to me. Ozweego's are some of the best looking shoes in my opinion. Still, comfort is something I do look for at least partially, and in that respect, Y-3 shoes, even though it is just as expensive as Raf, are some of the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn. I'm sure my opinion of aesthetics over functionality is in the extreme minority in this board however.
Try those. Black leather is a classic.
are these autism garbage? or hipster garbage?
Or this... Goes well with non-black pants
Probably autism but I love these boots so much. They're sturdy, stylish and they're the footwear of choice for committing hate crimes.
It's autistic to think any brand of shoes can express your inability to socialize properly desu. Shoes are just one piece of clothing, if you're literally living on welfare no one is going to care if you wear shitty shoes.
I wear these, I don't think they're autism.
here you go, some autism-proof shoes (provided you have the money)
>what kinda shoe you want?
>gimme something respectable looking
>well we have some nice leather shoes over here
>but those don't look comfy like my NB's
>I got you senpai
>tfw you unironically wore shoes like this in the early 00's because they were cool
Well, you need the proper hat for those, of course.
These are pretty nice.
It's so fucking simple. Don't wear:
That includes Nike's, Adeedys, Puma ,and any other SPORTS brands. You look so autistic wearing SPORTS shoes with jeans, casual trousers or anything other than sportswear. I was honestly surprised at the number of people at uni who had no idea how autistic they looked. They also look cheap.
Are you going for a run? No? Then take them off.
Are you going for a hike? No? Then take them off.
>anything with velcro
Are you 12?
>anything with more than two colours
Are you 13?
Just wear Vans/Polo if you're still underage b& and anything leather that doesn't fit into the aforementioned categories if you're 20+. Don't wear Timberlands; they're nigger boots, Wear some other brand of boots.
Alright. I am out of here. Why are you guys so repulsed by sneakers? Is it because they remind you of sports and the fact that you are incapable of doing any type of physical activity? I'll leave you guys alone while you talk about which Vans, toe shoes or work boots are in this season.
>Are you ___? No? Then take them off.
nigger why you wearing skate shoes/deck shoes if you ain't skateboarding or sailing a boat
>mfw you kids grow up and realize that people care far less about what shoes you're wearing than you think
If you're ugly, everything you're wearing will experience the halo effect, and vice versa.
I feel ashamed for actually laughing at that
Clothes make no difference, you could dress like a chad but if you ugly as fuck, it wont work and you look tryhard
Chad could wear chunky running shoes, graphic tees and cargo pants but pull it off
If you're average, like most people, you're best off not trying too hard and just wearing simple basics of whatever quality you can comfortably afford. If you're over the age of 25, you're going to find no one will pay enough attention to you to give a fuck if you're wearing trainers or loafers, unless you're in a social situation requiring one or the other (IE: loafers at a gym, trainers at a formal).
Are my shoes autistic? I wear these 1/2 of the week and a different pair the other 1/2
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, l have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving haha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
These are my go to. Pretty cheap and look alright. Fuckbois on the internet will tell you that they are over done, but nobody wears them where I live. I do see qt foreign asain girls wear them around campus, so I'm pretty sure they're /fa/ around here.
what do you think of these? i always wear these, or vans authentics or nike air maxes.
here's my progression of shoes over the past 15 years or so. Obviously this doesn't include things I would wear occasionally like rain boots or hiking boots if the weather was bad. Although, now that I wear tactical boots, I don't need to wear other boots if the weather is bad.
those shoes are sick. Newbalance is fine as long as its not the retarded clunky all white ones. As long as you aren't over 35 or wearing them in a professional setting you are fine
I love how /fa/ggots come on here and tell people what to wear. It obvious that op's shoes aren't autistic. They're pretty nice actually. And where are people getting the adults don't wear sneakers meme from? Where I live Grown ass men get killed over their sneakers if they are rare enough.
Fact is if you pay attention most average guys don't dress very well, women are often even worse, just leggings, a shirt and some boots
Really just focus on being in good shape with a handsome face and your clothes aren't too important. Wear stuff that seems to blend in with other people, suits you and is comfortable. It's better to be underdressed than some try-hard who doesn't know what he's doing like most /fa/
I just wear average shoes, jeans, t-shirt and hoodie and it's never stopped me getting girls.
I dunno, I've been throwing together a pretty ridiculous look for someone my age, but it just seems to increase people's willingness to socialize with you.
It might be my social group or class though.
I do wear tactical pants.
I do not open carry anything.
I don't even own a complete AR-15.
Besides, open carry of long guns while not hunting (in a hunting area) is illegal.
Also, to open carry a handgun in my state you must be a police officer or have a permit. the permits are almost impossible to get unless it's for your job or you are a celebrity or politician.
Being in good shape with a nice face and haircut is fine.
All that plus a good wardrobe really sets you apart, though. Girls notice when you dress nicely. Even if they can't appreciate your style, wearing something that fits nicely and shows how good your body is will get her attention.
source: am female, other female friends confirmthen again, make sure you're not JUST dressing for girls. If you don't care that much about fashion, just avoid the autism clothes and blend in.
I have some converse shoes in a similar shape that have a lower sole:shoe ratio, they're nice. My brother bought some like 200 pound designer van knockoff which are nice af though
shoes like that aren't autistic at all, as long as you get a solid relatively dark colour (white, dark red, dark blue, black, grey ect)
>mfw my Chad acquaintances wear the exact same shoes
>mfw they get more pussy individually than 90% of the posters here combined
>mfw they could use OP's pic shoes and nobody would even care
You faggots fell for the /fa/ meme, as long as you don't wear boots all day like a trenchcoat edgelord literally nobody gives the smallest fuck about what shoes are you wearing.
Get out of your houses and see for yourselves you delusional insecure shits.
>motherfucking autism shoes
Nigga, what ? No wonder nobody likes you, how the fuck are you going to explain to a normal person that you actually take this shit seriously ?
> /fa/ shoes suck
> autism shoes suck
Real men should pick from basic shoes.
Sambas or similarly simple black retro runnings shoes. Boring dress shoes. These are best
Wearing hiking/work books when you aren't doing either is autistic
Wearing /fa/ running shoes when you don't run is /fa/ggy
Just keep it simple and classic. Like the rest of your clothing. Get stuff that fits nice and wouldn't look out of place today, in 1995 or 1975.
CLASSIC / BASIC / GOOD FIT = not autistic, not chad, not swag, not /fa/, just GOOD
And wear all your clothes until they are falling apart. Buy nice and simple, not cheap and trendy. Wear the same shirt in rotation for 5 years or more
a pair of timberland boots.
and before you say ''those are niggershoes!'', stop cucking yourself. we can wear whatever we want.
>And wear all your clothes until they are falling apart
I once met this massively autistic engineering major wearing a shirt with huge, visible holes in the armpits plus multiple stains
I wear hiking boots in the winter, especially if it is raining, snowing really cold or if there is still lots of snow on the sidewalks. No one has ever said anything bad about my boots.
>Not buying shoes i like just because enough time has passed since i left the womb
>long, lonely years of no self improvement
Hardcore /fa/ following is effeminate, hyper-consumer bullshit for nu males. The best clothing is timeless.
Well, that is acceptable considering the weather conditions. I'm talking about "tactical" autists who wear combat boots and such 24/7
The look works IF paired with a masculine, don't-give-a-shit vibe in the correct context. If it is a career where respectable clothing should be worn, holes are not acceptable
What I'm talking about is buying classic clothing that fits well and lasts a long time. You should not be buying a new shirt every month or even every two months. You should have a small collection of nice shirts that will last you many years. Hoping trends leads to buying cheap, trendy clothing
My wardrobe is
> slim fit (not skinny, not baggy) selvedge jeans and gap khakis in blue and black. No goofy dye jobs, just solid colors
> AA t-shirts. T-shirt jersey material. Some are approaching 8 years old and ragged. Black. They look cool
> Sambas. Dress shoes for weddings
> Cotton button up shirts from high end companies.
> Nice AA flannel shirts are good
> thin wool socks (no foot sweat anymore)
> Ex Officio boxer briefs (last forever and fit well, stink protection)
> Smartwool-type t-shirts for athletic activities and warmth in the winter
> Zip up dickies thermal hoodies (black)
> black rain jacket
> semi-parka looking old jacket from 10 years ago. Grey
That's all that I own. Everything goes with everything. Dressing is easy. Clothing has no specific style and no swag yolo. No urban ninja look. Even hipster girls appreciate it because subconsciously they think guys who put in too much effort are pussies. Normie girls like it. It works
Back when I was in my prime, this "metrosexual" thing was new. Now it seems like all guys are spending their time shopping for clothes like women. It's disgusting and not masculine
Adidas Superstar is kinda /fa/, looks fine and is pretty cheap.
Vans Sk8-Hi is /fa/ as fuck, looks great and it's not that expensive.
Adidas Stan Smith is part of the /fa/ uniforma nd looks awesome.
I do agree that some /fa/ shoes are not for robots. Robots are better off avoiding Rick owens, Jordans, Raf, Nike AF1's.
I have 3 go to styles
If you don't have fucked up feet wear some solid black or tan thongs
For slimmer fits wear some Nike Janowskis
For looser fits wear a nice pair of boots wear some timberlands or red wings
These were supposed to be my nice shoes but theyre turning into my work shoes pretty quick.
The only laceless footwear that are not autism are the Chelsea boot and the Australian work boot
>posts shoes that 12 year olds wore in the 90s
>calls other people highschoolers
kill yourself you autistic piece of shit
If you are in any way confused by what autism shoes are - refer to this picture.
Autism shoes isn't all sneakers - it's cheap, shitty, clunky, ugly as fuck shoes that mothers buy their 11 year old sons.
ITT - Guys who look like this get triggered by criticism.