You're caught at a truck stop because you had to take a

>>26430383
let him shoot

Jokes on him, I would love to die. Please shoot me in the face. Be my guest.

>>26430383
pop him like a balloon

If I were american I would have a loaded gun

>>26430383
Well at least someone wants me sexually

>>26430383
Try and enjoy it. Chubs are kinda my thing anyway, just not bears.

Gudbye world

>>26430391
Poor choice of wording...

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>>26431100
then its too late 4 u.

suck him hard.

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>>26430383
I'd say 'In regards to you labelling me as queer, I would remind you of externalisation of internal desires or emotions on to other people. So, for example, You, by evidence of your action, clearly have have a powerful latent homosexual drive but may not acknowledge this. It is unsurprising, your readiness to suspect others of being homosexual.'

Or 'No you'

>>26430383
Laugh at him for thinking I'm a queer while he wants me to suck his dick. I'll gladly take the bullet.

Ask him if he just wants to come over to mine instead...
It's just around the corner.
My bed is pretty springy and I have a case of beer?

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>gets killed cause im not doing anything i dont want too

>>26430383

push him over so he cant get up cos hes like humpty dumpty, then squat my shit-covered anus over his face and tell him if he doesn't start licking my butt, he gonna get curb-stomped.

He's going to kill me anyway. I ain't dying a faggot.

>>26430383
Kick him in the balls and out run him.

And by 'out run' I mean walk at a reasonable pace.

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Suck his dick and when he stops his guard grab the gun and shoot myself through the back of the head so the bullet travels all the way up his urethra and blows his dick to smithereens

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>>26430383
Joke's on him, it's actually one of my fantasies to suck off a trucker

>>26435230
I would love to do it to a sexy superchub like that

>>26435265
Nah I'm not into fat dudes but hey if his cock is decent I'm game