You're caught at a truck stop because you had to take a massive shit. You're in the stall when THIS guy kicks the door down, pins you to the floor and puts a gun in your face and says, "If you don't start suckin' me till ah cum, that's it for you you little queer."
I'd say 'In regards to you labelling me as queer, I would remind you of externalisation of internal desires or emotions on to other people. So, for example, You, by evidence of your action, clearly have have a powerful latent homosexual drive but may not acknowledge this. It is unsurprising, your readiness to suspect others of being homosexual.'
Or 'No you'
>gets killed cause im not doing anything i dont want too
push him over so he cant get up cos hes like humpty dumpty, then squat my shit-covered anus over his face and tell him if he doesn't start licking my butt, he gonna get curb-stomped.
Suck his dick and when he stops his guard grab the gun and shoot myself through the back of the head so the bullet travels all the way up his urethra and blows his dick to smithereens
Joke's on him, it's actually one of my fantasies to suck off a trucker