What are you getting your girlfriend for valentine's day?

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This may come as a surprise but I do not have a gf.

>>26429858
edible underwear? wtf?

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>>26429858
According to this, chocolate fondue but it's a moot point.

>everything is biggerin Texas

Who the fuck is jacquie lawson?

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>>26429858

> mixtape

>cheap gifts
>cheap sex toys
>plus-sized lingerie
>mixtape
kek

Nothing, probably just going out to eat. Gonna end the night shooting my load over her huge ass booty.

>>26429858
>mixtape
>nigger state

O no surprises here

>>26429858
>be wage slave at fast food place
>see couples come in both young and old
>often times the man looks defeated and the female snaps at him what she wants

I'm happy I'm single
then I would have to put up with being expected to to get her shit of various random occasions?

>Romantic
>Motel

Featuring the soothing sounds and smells of the moldy AC unit

>>26429993
more romantic than kids chasing each other and banging on your door

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Some hand sanitizer
Probably a nice wash with soap and water.

>>26429891

Howdy ho neighbor!

773, South Side Chi

>>26429891
>>26431251
If you guys haven't been to the melting pot then you should go, even if it's by yourself the cheese and chocolate fondue is amazing.

But i guess don't do it on valentines day since it's obviously gonna be packed.

>>26429858
Nothing i never had one and i will never get one. I live a life of trash and or not caring about anything. Nobody ever wanted me why would anything change? i'm 35 it's over i had my time. It's time to just accept i will never know truly happiness or a women s touch without paying for it. Life is cruel and unforgiving

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Karlheinz Stockhausen's Nachtmusik with picture related as a cover.

>>26431752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrTgPCxbfWY This is the song, I'm not sure yet on which album from the song to use, but this is the one I have in mind.

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>>26429858
>plus sized lingerie

>>26432367

THATS NOT EVEN THE FUNNIEST ONE, ITS THE MIXTAPES

She already had her present twice today.
It's my dick

>>26429858
>mixtape

I'm broke as fuck which is frustrating so I just told her I'm gonna cook her stir fry, that I'm asking my mother to buy me *sigh*

>>26429858
I'm getting my gf Rosy Palms some nice lotion.

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>mixtape
Fucking niggers I swear