How often do you masterbate?

I wonder what sex and masturbation was like in the old days. Imagine being the first guy who discovered oral sex.

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>>26429412
Not as often as I wish I could

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>>26429440
Can you hear yourself when you talk?

>>26429412
like 10 a day

approx twice a week

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>>26429412
today i think about 5. but i go nuts when im sober to keep my mind off the alcohol. lvl33 wiz

twice a week i would guess

once every few days. i don't really see how its possible to become addicted to fapping desu

>>26429506
Wow. You know that's like self-abuse right. And all the nutrients you lose.

>>26429571
You didn't even ask what he does with his semen

>Wow.
You should just castrate yourself, like you always say we should do to our dogs

>>26429602
I advocate neither castration nor circumcision I'll have you know. Just moderation. 5+ times a day is chronic.

>>26429412
Haven't had a tug in over 3 years

twice every day for more than 30 years now, never missed a beat

>>26429412
0 to 6 or more times a day.

>>26429514
because its free, readily available, and exacerbated by porn viewing.

>>26429722
tell me your secrets, great wizard

>How often do you masterbate?
Several times a day. It keeps sane and free of stress.

usually once or twice a day

>>26429412
>How often do you masturbate?

3 or 4 times a day.

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must get the blood out

I am cursed

>>26429412
Once a day these days. Not every single day though. Usually in the morning before I go to work.
I jack off before sleep much less often than I used to. 26 year virgin here.

>>26429412
rn as i type this. y?