How old are you, robots? No lying.
>pic unrelated
>>26427395
19 and already browsing /r9k/.
Am I beyond salvation?
>>26427395
i have the green yoga butt guy on the plane card
old enough to squeeze dust from my nipples
>>26427395
19
already fucked up my life
>>26427414
22 and still browsing r9k
I dont bitch much anymore so maybe theres hope. Dont have a want for sex anymore either.
>>26427395
Old enough to own one of pic related as OP pic
So 20
24 years old, no lie
>>26427470
Thankfully not a virgin anymore, but even if I get to have it in the near future I need to make sure my partner doesn't go around telling people I have 12 cm curved/bent dick when erect.
>>26427457
im 18 and i fucked mine last year
I'm twenty, I'll be 21 in 5 months
>>26427559
>>26427536
FUCKING NORMANS
ROOOOOOOOOO000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET THE FUCK OUT
23, soon to be 24.
Still writing chuuni fiction
Still playing YuGiOh on YGOPRO
Still playing Phantom Pain since September
At least I have a Master's in chemical engineering
>>26427457
is this you anon-kun?
26. Wageslaving and getting ready to move out of my hometown eventually
>>26427606
If it makes you feel better, it was with my cousin. She probably did it out of pity. We did it multiple times, though.
>>26427706
>IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER
>>>>>>>>>.multiple times<<<<<<<<
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
GET OUT NOW
I am 24 and started /r9k/ a few months ago
>>26427777
chequed
original post
>>26427395
18 but basically a newfag of this board and lurked b a lot more.
>>26427777
>7777
Are you god incarnate?
>>26427395
18. went to college and learned all about getting in bed with girls this year.
22 and I've done absolutely nothing with my life.
>>26427811
>>26427887
>>7777
>Are you god incarnate?
Not god but a normie according to robots
I still feel home here..
I'm 34 y/o