Post in this thread and ill tell you how will you meet the love of your life.
Going to be impossible for you to tell me how to meet my love. I only go to work, the grocery store where I just pick up the groceries I ordered online, and my house. Oh my office has an extremely strict no dating coworker policy.
You try to kill her. She kills your heart. And your dick.
You meet her in the afterlife, as a cute ghost girl. Now you can have spiritual sex forever.
"You are under arrest!" she says "For possession of my heart"
"Who the fuck are you?" you answer.
She kisses you.
No. Its that girl that is under your bed right now.
You didnt think that cockroach inside your house would turn into a qt girl out of nowhere. She flies to your arms and you feel your love go nuclear.
Your mom? The love of your life?
It might be more common than you think.
She is a fortune teller who offers to read your hand. And she discovers you are both destined to be married.
Once you are 88, luck and love will come. Too bad she has alzheimers.
You mad at LOVE bro
You meet her on Omegle, fall in love and have a distance relationship. From time to time she shows you her boobs.
She is a funny girl that you meet on a walk and turns your life around. Full of quirks and very special, you fall completely in love... but she DIES. Pam. Manic pixie dream girl or whatever the fuck its called.
No love for you.
You never expected to participate in that expedition to the jungle. Oh my, a tribe. Twelve years old? Well, love has no age. You fucking pedo.
Please make it believable for someone who rarely leaves the house and never has any meaningful contact in any way.
You are a fish. She is hairy and with fangs, like a bear. Love blooms on a river.
Circuses are boring, but after the clown girl asks for your number when she sees you at the entrance, you start getting the excitement of it.
Desperate and in need of death, you walk into the Cavern Of Shadows. There, at the end of the tunnel, a hooded figure approaches.
"Are thou death" you ask "Hath come to take my life, and endless endeavours cut, through shadows of my luck"
"No, stranger" says the shadow figure "I am YOUR LOVE"
The cape is off. She is nude.
Are traps gay? You will have to ask yourself that after meeting him at the park.
Eventually, you learn to accept loneliness. Just when you do, she appears. At first you dont want nothing with her. So after a couple of dates you leave her. You sick bastard.
Penpal friend. Letters. Trip. Holidays. House. Talks. Nervousness. LOVE.
But she IS japanese. "Arigato-chan, robot-kun" she tells you "Omoshirou nandete sore?"
"I fucking hate you and your entire species" you answer.
Of course, she falls in love.
Your sister? The love of your life?
Its more common than you think!
Wait you dont have a sister?
You grow up, have a job, and live your life normally. Eventually have a friend or two, go to a meeting, and meet some girls. Realistically, you dont get to meet the love of your life. But maybe you get married with some girl, tho. A divorce is highly probable.
She beats you with a club and drags you to her vagina.
You see a big blob of hair walking down the street. What the fuck is that? You approach it with fear. But then the hair parts, and inside there is a qt3.14, crying. Now go, ask her why is she crying. She wants to cry in your arms.
You get Missie Boredom. The most boring girl in town. She is always correct, dresses on a suit, and calls you "My associate." But you learn to enjoy it.
No she does not do anal.
You meet the perfect girl. Perfect toned body, beautiful hair, amazing green eyes. She listens to your problems and laughs at your jokes, she never leaves your side. You are in love.
Then you wake up.
The prince of an invading country challenges you to a sword battle. You manage to win, to his surprise, so he reveals you a secret. She is a GIRL, and now she wants your SWORD. And yeah i mean dick.
>At first you dont want nothing with her. So after a couple of dates you leave her.
Well shit. Thanks I guess
Im sorry mate, you dont make it. You die in the next two years.
"How?" she asks you, glancing at what you did "How did you do do this?"
"I guess i only needed to trust myself."
Tears roll down her cheeks.
"You need to kill it, robot. Kill it."
But its too late.
A cat is fine too.
Year 201X. World War III incoming. Luckily for you, the army now accepts females, and there is one who is itching to meet you. Also you both get killed.
Your new boss, a WOMAN? How awful! But she IS kinda cute, tho.
She doesnt love you. She just finds you nice to be with, and so do you. Surprisingly, it works perfectly for both.
Wh-who wants to be my new penpal friend?
>Year 201X. World War III incoming. Luckily for you, the army now accepts females, and there is one who is itching to meet you. Also you both get killed.
how romantically tragic
You are broke, and you try to steal. But she discovers you, and chases you, and you fall.
"Ah ah" she says "I know what you are thinking. Is she the love of my life or not? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this are D-Cup Breasts, the most powerful breasts in the world and would blow your dick clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
on a dark and distant night
the end seems close
yet suddenly light
to your eyes disclose
she has appared at last
with a whisper melting your heart
and though it seems to fast
love between you both is an art
"I cook pasta" she says
"I have zero redeeming qualities" you answer.
Nothing more was needed.
I'm a handholdless, kissless,hugless and no relationship virgin who is 22 years old. Not even ugly either.
Try your best shot.
You decide to become a serial killer. You kidnap highschoolers and murder them because you are tired of life. But that girl asks you the question, that question that has been plaguing thinkers for centuries:
"What doth life?"
You forgive her life. And love blooms.
"No homo" he says, just before getting his mouth full with your cock.
"Who the fuck are you and why are you on my bedroom?" you answer.
But it does not matter.
U gay son.
The supermarket is especially crowded. You are on the fast lane, and there is an old man in front of you, rambling about dumb shit. You roll your eyes. A girl at your side laughs. Yep. Is just as you believed. You die alone.
>hating on Clint Eastwood
You go to Las Vegas and get wasted. You know how this ends.
PD: She is Chinese.
Ayyyy chihuahua. Cruza el muro, y detras, esperando, veras a una mexicana que llorona. Ella es el amorcito de tu vidita wey compadre.
A great goddess has appeared in your life! She is a LOVE creature that feeds on your semen to live.
But if you stop fucking her for just one day, he explodes. Good luck with that.
She is been gone since yesterday
oh, you didnt care
never cared for yesterdays
fancies in the air
No signs of mistery
she laid golden in the sun
no broken harmony
but you lost your way
she had rainbow eyes
Nigga you still have good chances. You will meet her at your 30s. Remember to hide that you are a virgin. She will be very jealous. Her hips are wide. 7/10.
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Ronery asian-australian whos depressed and has social anxiety and likes dorky girls with acne and glasses and bad haircuts
Thank you for the nice serial killer story anon.
The explosion killed everybody. Only you and a burnt girl remain. Her legs dont work anymore. But you make your relationship work.
Does that qt librarian seems interested in you? In think she does. Ask her for her favorite book. You will discover she has good taste.
Suicide is not the option. But youll never return with her.
Why did you have to detonate that nuclear bomb? Now everyone is dead.
Wait this has nothing to do with love.
The ouija was being controled by a hot demon girl. Wet dreams and invisible blowjobs will come to you but only if you post FUCK SUCCUBI
Combination of Hanako and Emi
I am happy
Pls I need dis
I just want a gf to talk to and hug
That is it
Maybe I'm autistic, but I believe OP may have special powers. Also check em
Check em ^
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Its the end. You are desperate. You only crave for death as you slit your wrist, in tears. But then she appears.
"Anon!" she shouts "Anon, im sorry! Ive been watching you all this time. I loved you, but i was too shy! But i really love you! We will be together, right? Anon? Anon!"
Doubles consume your life.
You only think numbers. You eat two dinners, two cups of wine, you sleep two hours a day. When you mother calls, you shout "DOUBLES!" because her number ends in 77.
Look there, in the distance.
She is a tsundered redhead with twintails who calls you "I-idiot" and blushes every time you breathe.
Or a normal, average girl that digs animu and stands your shit.
Take your pick. But dont have more than one waifu, or it will destroy your laifu,
>She is a tsundered redhead with twintails who calls you "I-idiot" and blushes every time you breathe.
I hate redheads though. Am I too picky? I would like someone who would worship me though.
>Or a normal, average girl that digs animu and stands your shit.
I am fully erect.
>Take your pick. But dont have more than one waifu, or it will destroy your laifu,
An hero please.
I'll never find real love, but let's hear what you think OP
I'm loving these doubles
It seems you are out of years to leave. And i think you know what it means. It means you are shit out of luck.
This quirky, brown haired girl with braces aproaches. She smiles at you and you realize she is kinda cute.
"Can i gently bite your balls, anon?"
It seems that you have nut to lose after all.
No. Not after cloning becomes legal, at least.
The system is on. You have your protein pills, engines start to go.
You are far above the earth. Ground control calls. Its a girl.
"You really made it!"
"Yeah. The stars look very different today."
She lets out a gasp of admiration.
"You know, Anon. I really respect you. Once you come back to earth, would you like to... I dont know, have a dinner?"
"Of course" you say.
You feel very still. Far above the moon, the earth looks blue.
Would you believe Death feels lonely from time to time? And she kinda likes you.
Dont call her boney.
You are the worst. Everyone hates you. As you walk on the streets, they shout "Anon the accursed is coming! Anon the accursed is coming!"
But she is with you all this time. Your guiding light. Your true mentor.
The waifu sword.
Dazzle me with your wonders Oh Great and powerful Oz!
>The waifu sword.
YO, nigger, this rap will tell
the story of how in love you fell
for this girl, she is so great
too bad that she is deaf
you dont care cause you got nothing interesting to say af
Yes. But the first time you tell her about your feet fetish, she cries. She is a fragile flower.
"Anon" she says "The truth is... I have a head fetish. Could you pat my head?"
Dont lose your head over her. You are heading for trouble. Just go ahead and do it.
She is a coke addict.
"The empress is me!" she proclaims "And nobody will change that!"
"You know my secret! Do you wanna make me angry?!"
But she trips and you both kiss.
Its the start of a beautiful phone related romance.
Not your whole life. You get to bang the love of your life, but it lasts 4.54 minutes until the plane crashes.
Fuck it, I've got nothing to lose anymore. How do I meet my future GF, OP?
>she is deaf
See, now, I'd rather date the deaf than the blind. The blind will have a messy house and let's face it, they're not going to get all the crumbs.
She is a hot magician in stage. She asks for a volunteer and you accept. She gets you into a wooden cage, throws a blanket at you, and you wake up married to her and with three kids.
Magic. She aint gotta explain shit.
Its my female clone.
"Im OP" she says "Ill do you."
You have good taste.
Indeed you wont. But a DOMINATRIX? With toned ABS?
Now we are talking.
You go to a convent to pray, tired of your meaningless existence. A cute nun in practice appears and sees you crying. After a while, she asks you about your troubles.
She wears pantyhose.
To meet your future GF, you must travel to the past. She is the braided villager crying on the dry well.
originality is stupid, fight the system
>To meet your future GF, you must travel to the past. She is the braided villager crying on the dry well.
Wtf does that even mean? I've gotta break the laws of relatively to get pussy? Guess I'm gonna be a kissless, handheldless virgin for the rest of my life.
She just works with you.
A ninja girl burst into your house
"You! You killed my entire clan! For years ive trained my entire life, devoting myself for vengeance! My path is the path of revenge! You will pay for all the souls you sent to hell, you damned monster!"
"You got the wrong guy"
You wouldnt leave your house in years. You only dream, of doors, of eggs, of strange events that you feel once transpired in your past.
Then, you jump of the balcony.
You finally decide to go to the hairdresser. She is a girl and you both get to talk as she takes care of your hair. The conversation flows perfectly. After leaving, you get yourself the courage and ask for her number. Oh yes.
Hope you arent bald, senpai.
This girls wants to be the most normal girl ever. 6/10, brown eyes, brown mid lenght hair, no special qualities. She dresses in pants and simple shirts. No earrings, barely uses make up.
Become the normie, and you will have her heart.
No, she is Caster.
A bus crashes you.
You wake up in an hospital. Everyone cheers that you survived... except one girl. She seems to hate you.
You manage to talk to her.
"Why do you hate me?"
"Dont you realize it?" she says, tears on her eyes "Everyone talks to you now because they are selfish. You dont belong to this world."
Then you realize you are dead. You are a ghost, and everyone is trying to stop you from going to the after life.
The shock makes you wake up. You are on the hospital bed, alone. You have been in comma for months. Everyone at the bus died, your survival is a miracle. On the newspapers, you see the faces of all the dead passengers. The girl is there, of course.
Walk 30km north, from wherever you are. She is there. Talk to her.
When evening comes
she will run to you
like whispered dreams
your eyes cant see
soft and warm
she will touch your face
a bed of straw
against the lace
you catch the rainbow
to the sun
on keeps of wonder
but life is not a wheel
with changes made of steel
so bless you
"ALLAHU AKHBAR!" she shouts. But then she sees YOU. And her eyes widen with LOVE.
But you will go, INSIDE.
Inside of her.
Actually you dont get to meet someone until you are 47.
She is a hippie, and tries to turn your life for the better. At least her armpits are shaven.
Is that... a spider? A womanly spider?
I dont know man, fuck this. Dont follow this prophecy. She seems dangerous.
Yes, she IS cute. Yeah. But man, SPIDERS. Are you sure? I dont even know where her pussy is. She might even eat you or idk.
Ok, you go for that.
But will she be able to see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
How do you know I haven't met them already and instead they just forgot about me because I'm a pathetic shit?
Honestly this new job working nights for minimum wage and spending 3/4 on commuting is the end of me. Gonna quit after first paycheck. JUST- end it. I'm convinced ilk be alone in life. It's hardwired into me. Autistic faggot obese loser dropped out twice psychiatric problems its almost like I want all of this negative shit.
>tfw you will never discover the science behind room temp superconductors.
>People still believing in the 'love of your life' meme.
Come the fuck on just let it go already and come to accept how your life is. It's a 1 in a million that some random event will strike you by and change your life.
The rest you have to actively go out and get done yourself, but that's why we're here, we don't want to.