Never date a femanon.
I met one on this website a year ago and now I am bald, fat, poor and smell like shit.
I figured out she was cucking me with some Chad and never really liked me in the first place.
She lived with me for the last two months and apparently had been crushing up estrogen pills into my breakfast every morning. She had mixed my shampoo with some chemical hair remover. She started cooking very high-calorie meals rife with garlic and onion. She mixed my face wash with some wheat germ oil which is the reason I've had so much acne this last few months. I also suspect she's been putting laxatives in my meals because I haven't had a solid bowel movement in months.
She left this all in a note and took her stuff and left. I'm 30 lbs fatter, have tits, have hips, too much acne, smell bad and am bald (I think I've lost 30% of my hair). I also spent so much money on her.
Whats a quick painless suicide method?
You think this is a joke? I had to shave my head last week because it was falling out in tufts. Look at my fucking forehead. LOOK AT MY FUCKING HIPS.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
I don't have any, she had access to my computer and wiped it clean, just left some interracial cuck porn as my desktop wallpaper and a typed out note.
You want my honest opinion, I laughed pretty fucking hard when i saw this.
Seriously fuck that Bitch, This is a Story for the Grandkids if you ever have them, Which you better have. Pass on the Genetic code, And the story of how you got turned into a Fat Bald Smelly guy with Legit Tits onto future generations.
You will have to start working out asap to turn this shit around, You should do this. And the next time you see her, bust her fucking head off a wall with your developed muscles... Also your Pectoral muscles will be to die for.
Ok well tell us what dirt she has on you, Let us analyze it seriously. Sorry for Mentioning my Kekels at this but sometimes you just got to be honest, You might benefit from doing the same in your situation...Depending on what that Dirt is.
You would likely be treated by Professionals and be put onto a testosterone program or something likewise.
Wait wait wait...Priorities man Priorities... So about this Illegal fetish?
Why even mention in the first place you dummy?
holy fuck I wish I were a girl so I could do this much /M I S C H I E F/, fucking kek
Lol, idk what to tell ya bub. Could you post the note plz?
Banned?...Mods, We beg of you here forth to give this Man Immunity to your Wretched Liberal Ways and Permit him to Reveal Upon us his most Sacrilegious Perverse Crimes.
There your all clear, Now give us the Low down, What is this Dirt? The chances are its nothing.
Something's telling me you're a newfriend :^)
here you go\
Nah, it was the fact that you don't know what vanned means. But I do wanna know too, I mean, you already posted on the internet that you have an illegal fetish. Dude, you're getting V& anyway.
>new porn folder
Even if she implanted this, and if its your fetish or not, you do have the right to go to the police. I'm quite sure they'll make sure she gets her comeuppance first before questioning you about formentioned fetish. Even then, the only way she can bring this up if it is somehow related to the case.
its a cuck folder with pictures like pic related
>Femanon clearly doesn't like OP
>Despite this she chooses to live, cook for and probably fuck OP for two months
I still don't understand why
>You deserve it
Did you do something to piss her off?
>this retard desperate to find out about "the fetish"
He's into fucking Cheese Pizza, there's nothing else that he'd be this fucked about. Why he didn't keep it encrypted away from his "girlfriends" prying eyes is beyond me but he's a retarded cuck so I guess it makes sense.
>I don't understand it
Women. Any women fucked enough to go on this board will pull shit like this, just look at the shit Mystery did when she was a thing. Women on /r9k/ are absolutely mentally fucked. They're like the guys who post the extremely misogynistic shit and truly believe that they need to destroy every roasties life.
Sounds like a fetish. I saw someone post a picture of a big fat guy done up all greasy like a roast pig with an apple in his mouth posted here like, two days ago, and some stuff about wanting to be a "pig girl".
Maybe OP just didn't play ball and she got mad? Maybe it was supposed to be a fetishy transformation.
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Honestly, pick up the pieces and improve yourself. Eat better, work out, strive hard in your job, all round improve yourself, if she was putting hair remover on your shampoo then you're probably not naturally bald and you will recover your hair over time.
Don't settle for some petty revenge like posting her phone number, or getting physical or something. Strive for that hard crushing revenge where a few years down the line, she sees you posting on social media with your 10/10 girlfriend, rocking abs wealth, yeah it takes longer but it's so much better. She will always be some crazy mediocre looking cumdumpster, but you have the potential to be anything.
Lie, if she says you have CP show them how she put cuck porn(DO NOT REMOVE IT) and say you don't know much about laptops/computers so weren't able to remove it and any CP pin it on her, she's psycho they'll buy it and you can just say she's probably saying that to get off free
i seriously hope all of this is true, because i'm having a great laff over here
OP, what's the deal? You being bald, fat, poor, and smelling like shit is your fault. You're the cuck who supported some retard Stacy then let her find your pizza (side note, you're already fucked for being a pasty doughy cheese pizza lover, stacy or no stacy).
That note about the new porn folder
drag all your child porn into it
go and get your shampoo bottle, your breakfast and keep it safe for later
then go get a lawyer and explain the situation
then you two will go to the police after the lawyer coaches you on how to answer their questions
You could always sue her for personal damages and assault. If she left a note, you have proof. Get a blood panel asap to confirm the estrogen poisoning though.
Then go to a lawyer and ask him for your options.
Wait, we dont know if he's a pedophile, maybe he has this kind of porn
threads like this are the reason why i still come to /r9k/
>Whats a quick painless suicide method?
I'm gonna be the only one that answers his question?
if you have a stove that burns monoxide carbon you can turn it on in a closed room, take a nap, and never wake up
Damn bro she fucked your shit up real good . What'd you used to look like?
restore your computer to system default, basically the factory setting. Then contact your internet provider or google your internet provider and find out how long they keep your ISP logs, then once how many months pass report her to the police with the note. She won't have any evidence of you.