>Millions of girls are pushing poop out of their buttholes right now.
>millions of missed opportunities to lick her asshole clean
>they could have used your mouth instead
>Millions of Chad's sperm are rushing out of his cock into your oneitis' throat right now
What I wish would happen to you and all the tfeelers ITT:
>all the girls who are shitting right now's poop teleports to a huge shit crater
>you guys get teleported at the bottom of it and drown in shit
>dodged paying child support for 18 years