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Why don't you have a girlfriend?

No memes, please.
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Being a manlet is not just a meme, it's real.
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>>26423298
>No memes please
>Implying not having a gf isn't in itself a meme
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>>26423298
cause im gay (and im good at it)
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>>26423298
I dont try enough
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>>26423298
I have terrible upbringing and family, poor in the balkans, ugly, 5'7, probably autist or sperg and god knows what else, just terrible genes all around. All women are instinctively repulsed by me. I don't really blame them but i still feel burning hatred for them and society as a whole, after i discovered what i really am i turned into a bitter misanthrope. I wouldn't bat an eye if the whole world was dying and i could save it, i would let all those bastards burn and die.

The only things i like are some video games, some technology and some animals, like cats mostly.
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Because I didn't talk to anyone beside family for 5 years
Because i'm barely going out, every 6 months or so when I don't have the coice
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>>26423298
I honestly don't care

robogo
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>>26423298

Stopped caring after i finished highschool and went straight into wageslavery.

I found relationships to be meaningless and without a purpose other than to give sexual pleasure and company to one another, that also implies the sentimental risk that comes with it (which is considerable)

So i decided to stay clear of relationships and women in general. my hands to the same job, not as good as a full blown woman with curves but it doesn't bother me.

I like to be free from drama and cheating.
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>>26423298
Real talk?
Im just afraid to let people into my life and hurt them for being the distant fuck I usually am, but I also dont want to make effort to be close cause I might be the one getting hurt.
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>>26423298
Because I'm an emotional wreck, depressed, uninteresting, hobby-less, shy, junky piece of shit and I don't deserve a gf. Hbu?
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sometimes I wish I'd go blind so I wouldn't have to deal with seeing pretty girls
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Ugly, not charming, witty, or funny, dont have a lot of money
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I'm incredibly asocial.

I make absolutely no effort to find friends, let alone a girlfriend. And if I did try, I'd probably be bad at it since I've never tried before.
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I don't see the appeal. I can jack off right now, involving another person is pointless.
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But what if I do have a gf??
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I was a fat loner throughout middle and highschool. Became a shut in at my parents house right after hs graduation.
Now i'm /fit/ and decent looking. But i'm so boring, bitter, anxious and damaged in the head from my childhood, I doubt I'd be able to maintain a healthy relationship.
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Because they expect me to keep in contact with them more than once a week
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same as >>26423501
what's the point of trying
once you're out of the loop (lasts from childhood to early pre-teens), you're out of the ballpark
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Severe depression.

I lost my desire for sex and intimacy almost entirely. I've had a few girls flirt with me over the past few years, but I was largely unresponsive.

My past relationships and the last girl I talk to more or less made me see a relationship isn't what I need at the moment.
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>>26423298
You guys are obsessed over lefty I swoop in an pick up QT righty
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>>26423298
Because I don't live by any wheat fields to ask any qt3.14 Aryan master race woman out for romantic walks.
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>>26423298
There's only really been one girl that I think I ever actually had a chance of gfing, and I think it might have worked out, but then I sperged out, stopped talking to her, and stayed in my room wanking and playing vidya for about 3 months until I forgot about her. I really regret having done that now that I think about it.
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>>26423298
poor hygiene and i cant have sex
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>>26423403
>Real talk?
Why do use that phrase?
Either more people use than I'd think, seeing how I've never met a single person in real life who ever said that, or you and I just so happen to browse the same bits of the internet alot.
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>>26423564
I could try, but should I? I'm used to being alone. There was a period where I did try and dated and eventually I found I could be successful, but I don't see any real value in it. What validation is there when it all depends on how well I play the game, which is easy enough to play if you know how you're supposed to act?

It doesn't reflect on who I am as a person, because I know that I can get a girlfriend by being a good or a bad person as long as I play the game right, and that nothing else matters. So the remaining benefit of physical intimacy does not measure up to the risks and work accompanying the endeavor. If it was some life-defining thing like people imagine it, it would seem worth it. But as women aren't mysterious and great to me anymore, that illusion is dead.
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>>26423298
For real though, why don't I live with an annoying cunt and pretty much always be together and never have any time to myself.
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Because they'd rather be with someone that actually cares about them.
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>>26423298
Absolutely nothing in common with females.

I love history, reading philosophy, working on and driving classic cars, fly fishing, bird hunting, being mediocre at Dota, working out, and enjoying microbrews.

No female want to hang out and talk about that shit.

I'm attractive and really sociable with my bros, and I get laid at our fraternity parties fairly regularly, but if I have to talk to a woman sober for longer than 20 seconds I just start saying yeah, uh huh, sure and looking for a way out of the conversation.

I'm just planning on finishing my degree+masters, getting a solid career, and enjoying my hobbies. Women aren't in the cards at this point.
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>>26423327
There are girls who will completely disregard your height no matter how much you improve yourself.

There are also girls who don't give a damn about height and would happily date a shorter guy who loves them. Start searching for them or just keep wallowing in self pity, the choice is yours to make.
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>>26423298
Why would I want one?

No memes, please.
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I have no real life friends and I'm too picky when it comes to online dating. To be fair all I have to choose from are fat single moms and obese hipsters.
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>>26423298
I was picked on by by girls in middle school, so I developed a subconscious dislike of them
In high school I would regularly make sexist jokes, often to the school's feminist club members because I thought it was hilarious that they got so angry.
It took me forever to understand that women seem to think in a fundamentally different way from men, and I still have no idea exactly what that is.
Now I go weeks without talking to a female, other than for business transactions.
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>>26423590
That qt is Stevie Nelson.
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>>26423744
>I love history, reading philosophy, working on and driving classic cars, fly fishing, bird hunting, being mediocre at Dota, working out, and enjoying microbrews.

You literally sound like the coolest guy in the world.
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>>26423298
I do. Here she is.
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I've never interacted with a woman that wasn't related to me outside of a professional/academic context.
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my ex ruined my reputation then started dating my best friend. No one likes me anymore.
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>>26423298
I don't have a job or a career or any money. I don't have any interesting or desirable materials. I do not stand out in a crowd.
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>>26423874
> People who literally have attractive girlfriends now post on this board.

What the fuck happened man? When did it all go to shit?
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>>26423298
I'm fat and ugly with no confidence or sense of self-worth.
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>>26423874
Stop posting this pale ugly bitch
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>>26423590

Right Tighty amiritey?
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>>26423327
The only boyfriend I've ever had was 5'5/5'6 and my friends made fun of me for liking short guys for a pretty long time so turns out the manlet meme is realer than I thought
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>>26423385
How the hell did you manage that for that long?
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>>26423946
>ugly
Let's see you and your bitch.
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>>26423833
Well I grew up with a great family and I have a tight knit group of friends that I enjoy my time with. I've really been blessed in regards to the opportunities I've had. And I do believe that getting out and enjoying a wide variety of activities helps you better yourself.

I'm planning on playing some settlers of Katan tonight and I have a trip to the Oregon coast planned for this weekend, gonna take out my boat and see if I can get some crab. Focusing on things that bring the good keeps you from focusing on the bad
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>>26423298
Don't know anyone, am depressed and alone and I just can't imagine myself having one anymore.
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-Because I like being alone.
-Because I am horrible at social-interaction -- really, I have no idea what to say to further a conversation; it becomes awkward with anyone.
-I'm a failure.
-I'm likely ugly.

And so on.
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>>26424000
Not him but it's fairly easy to accomplish.
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>>26423647
i know this feel
lord ,i know this feel
god why was i so stupid?
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>>26424008
Here she is. I'm the only guy she's been with.
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>>26423298
I don't know any girls at the moment good enough for me that and I'm getting over my ex its been 3 weeks.
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I live in a third world muslim country, there's no sexual freedom here. I'm not even kidding, somebody fucking kill me.
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>5'6 120 lbs
>awful eyesight, thick glasses
>huge fucking head
>smashed up nose like a pug
>mole
>can't talk to people because all they want to talk about it sports/shitty shows like the walking dead
>super pale and weak
>did i mention i have a huge fucking head on a very small body?
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>>26423549
I can relate to this. It wasn't until college that i learned to socialize, by the time i was decent at it i graduated and couldn't fully reap the benefits.
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Because I give no fucks in getting a bitch to fuck
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>>26423298
>5"11"
>Attachment issues
>Can't hold a stable relationship
>If someone avoids talking to me for one day I get irrational and think they hate me no matter how hard I try to objectively look at the situation
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>>26424086
That seems unreal to me. I mean, I'd actually love to not talk to anyone for that long but after I got a job that was pretty much out of the question. People immediately forced their friendship onto me and began feeling entitled to my time just because they like me.
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I'm just hopelessly ugly and as a result don't get invited to do things, which makes me uninteresting, which makes me seem even uglier to women since they want an outgoing, spontaneous guy.

It's a vicious cycle of ostracism. .
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>>26424118
I'm so sorry that sounds awful I hope you're given the chance to get out of that shithole country.
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>>26424182
>>5"11"
you faggot i'd kill for another 5 inches. you have no excuse for not having a gf. and if you're white, you have even less excuse
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old, poor, neet, shitty social skills, bad teeth, overweight, too lazy, will never love anyone more than they love me ever again, probably high function spergo, debt, ugly....its easier to whack then the trouble of what I could pull at this stage
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>>26423298
No memes? Sure.

I'm really insecure about my body (skeleton) and fear rejection like hell, so I don't even try.

I'm 29.Please send help ;_;
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>>26423298

>unironically wanting a woman to ruin your life

yeah no, i'll avoid the succubi until i die
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>>26423298
I have no friends
I have no acquintances
Im a nobody
My dick isnt big but not small but its not big so I have a complex over it
I dont have any self esteem
Im unemployed so I could never pay for a date
Bad gaming skills when it comes to women
face is meh so no luck there
skeletor mode but Im tal
Im not interesting at all no woman is gonna like me because I cant make her feel excited to be apart of my life
Im a virgin a 19 year old virgin
Very bad social skills
I automatically assume everyone doesnt care about me so I dont bother to socialize at all
Stay home all day just shitposting on 4chan to get rid of my infinite boredum what woman wants that?
I have deeper psychogical issues than just not having a gf

There I listed every reason I dont have a gf now go ahead and laugh at me while I cry
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dont get one they are emotionally needy and annoying, always keep women at a distance
t. guy w/ a sick gf
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>>26423374
your attitude is why you do not have a qt gf
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>>26424212
Lmfao senpai
>Get told 5"11" is manlet
>Get told 5"11" too tall for manlet
>Be white (getting a girlfriend should be easy, right?)
>Even fat guys can get girlfriends from self confidence and good social skills alone
>Don't have any of those
>Potato face anyways
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>>26423298
>ITT blame your parents
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>>26423298
No girls that meet my high standards near me
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>>26423298
Because I'm ugly

unoriginal comment here, fuck you faggot
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>>26424193
So you see how it easy is right? Just don't have a job.
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>>26424307
Haven't read a single post of anyone doing that. Nice meme posting, though.
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>>26424211
Thanks anon, glad to know someone actually cares. Leaving this shithole is not that easy though and it requires a literal shitton of money. God I hope the whole fucking middle east gets burned to the ground.
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>>26423298
I'm awkward and a NEET alcoholic
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Because I'm too ashamed to admit to anyone but myself that I'm a degenerate homosexual.

And even if I did, I have autisticly high standards.
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>>26423298
Human immunodeficiency virus
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>>26424307
Well, it's their fault for my suffering, they gave birth to me and I had no decision over that
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>>26423298
Because I've never asked anyone out, and I'm not friends with any grills to be able to develop a relationship otherwise.
Being a failed normie sure is fucking annoying :D
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>>26423298

I don't think I'm good enough.
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>>26424212
>tfw 6'3", white, and still KV

it's not about height, m8s
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>>26424402
No you just failed on super easy mode
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>>26424349
What country my sand friend?
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I'm 31 and married to a recovering alcoholic. I'm a recovering opiate addict myself (never had issues with alcohol), though I've been sober for 6 years (with the help of kratom and weed). I also work 70 hours a week and am a known professional in my field. Making $$$.

That said, I hate my life and the people around me. My wife and I never have sex anymore -- the last time was 3 years ago. We don't sleep in the same bed. She wants kids, but I don't; that issue alone is driving us to the brink of divorce. I suspect that she secretly hates me because I won't give her a child.

I want to just say "fuck it," drop some acid / get high on opiates, go outside, and have one of my famous life-threatening adventures. But I'm hanging in my marriage and my sobriety due to cowardice on both fronts.
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>>26424431
Egypt my dear americunt
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>>26423298
that would involve being intimate with another person, i don't think i'll ever trust anyone enough to share my feelings with them or to allow them into my personal space (again)
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>>26423298
Because I'm ugly as fuck.
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>>26424445
If you haven't had sex with your wife for 3 years then what are you doing for sex?

Also, I never want to get fucking married. All I've heard were miserable horror stories. Even my own parents spend 40% of their time arguing over bullshit.
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>>26423744

Honestly, you're right. Your hobbies are so boring they're repulsive.
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>>26423298
I'm an ugly socially retarded shut-in NEET.
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>>26424453
Damn son, hopefully you can make it. Stay strong and think that your ancestors built the most impressive landmarks on the planet, and took the secrets to the grave.

By the way, among common Egyptians, what are the theories on how the pyramids were built? Do people speculate on alien intervention or just lost knowledge?
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>>26424426
it's not super easy mode when you have acne and autism
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>>26424540
Lost knowledge mostly, all the information inside the pyramids is about the king or how was the life of ancient Egyptians. We still don't even know how did they speak back then, We only know the written language, not the pronunciation.
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>>26424604
It still is actually
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I'm legit gonna leave this on repeat until the album leaks.
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>>26424683
fucking kanye saying the albums' releasing on 11th but it hasn't come out yet
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>>26424649
It's not all about height for fuck sake. I can't believe that some guys think their height is the main problem for not getting laid or getting a gf.
Grow up... Not literally lol
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>>26424649
you've obviously never experienced either symptom then
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>>26424719
i have acne, autism and i'm shorter, which means you have less excuses than i do. i also have terrible vision, awful social skills, a big head and am narcissistic. beat that
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>>26424718
Seriously there are plenty of short girls in the world.

Its more about age, chicks like older guys
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>>26424718
>>26424719
Tall auto-normies pls go
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>>26424515
I have an excellent collection of porn. I've only had sex with 5 women, but good porn is honestly better than banging some slut you don't care about. I've had long relationships with women I don't care or respect. Porn is better.

Being married isn't bad. The problem is raising kids. God, I don't want that. I'd rather put a bullet through my brain than raise a child. Though I've been depressed most of my life, so maybe it's me. But holy shit, I don't want anyone to ever go through what I've experienced.

If you legitimately enjoy your life, you will also enjoy marriage. If you honestly dislike your life and other people, then it is a bad move.
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>>26424768
i'm not trying to make it into a contest of who's worse off lol

all i'm saying is that height doesn't matter when you're fucked up in other ways
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>>26424773
>short girls
have you been outisde lately? i don't think i've seen more than 10 girls less than 5'2 in my past two semesters at college
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>>26424773
Short girls hate short guys the most normie
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Because I hate myself so much there's no way I could be loving and kind to someone else.
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>>26424777
It's not all about your hight you fucking retard...

>I'm 5'7.... I will NEVER get a gf, I will NEVER get laid. Might as well kill myself.

That's basically what you're saying.

Sure you probably have your problems, but your height problem can't be the only one.

And for the record. I'm not a normie you fucking tranny
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>>26424814
>>26424827
Ok so you're saying if you sprouted a foot overnight then the ladies would come flocking? Please, be reasonable
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>>26423298
Because my ex dumped me cause she has depression and issues, and I live in a town of 8K people, and there was only 1 highschool, and I know everyone my age, eeryone's dated everyone, and there's no good girls in this town.
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>>26423298
I'm too much of a pussy to ask
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>>26424858
do you understand how muhc of a bonus height is? i'm not saying it's the only thing, but if you're 6'0+ girls will rate you much higher than a shorter guy. also tall guys get paid more/are respected more by girls and guys, etc.
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>>26423874
She has a horse face. Hope you don't have one too.
Then You'll have half man half horse children.
They'll be abominations.
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>>26424858
Girls won't exactly "come flocking" in the sense you're using it, but height significantly increases your appeal to women. This has been known for years.
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I'm 6ft tall, white, and make good money for my age. No one shows interest in me. I don't put myself out there because I'm miserable. If any girl would like to try and make a connection let me know. I'm 22. I'd like to think I'm an alright guy
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>>26423298
i stay inside all day and don't talk to anyone
when i do go outside i don't talk to anyone
there are other reasons but i don't want to list them all
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>>26424947
gb2/soc/ friend
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>>26424983
I have never been there never will go
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>>26424905
Do you understand how much of a bonus a billion dollars is? I'm not saying it's the only thing, but if you're ridiculously rich girls will rate you much higher than a poor guy. also rich guys get laid more/are respected more by girls and guys etc.

Some retarded sluts will judge you by your height... are those the girls you're looking for and want to spend time with, anyway? No?
So what difference does it make?
Grow the fuck up!
Not literally... lol
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Because the last 3 cheated on me so i have given up hope on women. Just not worth it desu senpai.
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>>26425023
My last three didn't even cheat on me, but were borderline ready to do it. Even outside of that, women aren't worth it. Too much shit to deal with just for a wet hole.
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>>26423774
Are you me
I've broken down and tried to date the fat hipsters and I'm just amazed at how vapid they are. Their tastes in music sucks, their tastes in video games suck or they're total posers or they're obsessed with shitty TV like Dr. Who or Grey's Anatomy.

I just want a qt shoegaze Dota playing gf :^(
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The idea or concept of me being in a relationship is so alien and wierd, let alone sex, I can't envision my life with anyone, I don't really complain about "tfw when no gf", I like the idea of it and have dreams where I'm holding my dream girl but in reality, it just doesn't compute in my mind why any woman would want to be with me, I mean I'm not unattractive, I'm like a 5, maybe a 6 if I try hard, but I just can't see it, my mind has either accepted that it doesn't make sense or If I just didn't care if it did happen in the first place, in the end, it doesn't really matter, It doesn't really bother me being a KHV for the rest of my life, I guess that's just me
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>>26423374
go meet a qt at an animal shelter. Do some volunteering helping lost cats and meet the love of your life there.
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>>26424108
>I'm the only guy she's been with.
lies
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Because I broke up with her about one week ago.
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>>26425160
NORMIE
GET OUT SOCIAL NORMIE
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>>26424453
Egypt seems to be a country advanced enough for it to be full of promising youths who hate it but then still backward as heck
You be strong, I hope the Arabs will have dignity in my lifetime.
t. European
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>>26423298
I've had gfs before, women are psychotic, jealous control freaks and illogical thinkers who rationalize everything after the fact. I suspect men are too though, maybe I'm not cut out for human relationships.
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>>26425182
GTFO
OP said no memes.
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>>26425190
>Egyptians
>Arab
Nice try chaim
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>>26425182
okie. Sorry.
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>>26425230
This isn't 400BC faggot. Egypt has been an Arabic country for a long time now
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>>26424527
Pretty much this, half of that is enough to dry a girl up like a desert.
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>>26425280
Egyptians are just Afro-Asiatics that speak Arabic
There was never enough Arabs in Egypt to breed them out
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I am boring as fuck, simple as that
I have no passions or get excited for anything at this point, even when my 'friends' are all excited for something, i'm just bitter and think "shut the fuck up you're literally being children over something"
Anything I did like i've grown bored of and don't care about it anymore, not even simple things like vidya, music or shows have gotten me excited in years, my lifes just a mundane blur at this point.
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>>26425298
Arabs are Afro-Asiatic dimwit
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do videogame internet gfs count?
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>>26425385
Arabs are semites
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>tfw women are memes but I want to make babies with them but I don't want to raise children but I'm also attracted to men where I'd take the sub role but all the types of men I'm interested in aren't in this area on dating apps and I'm too much of a pussy to go to bars by myself

I guess I get to be alone forever
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1) most women under 28ish want causal sex
2) most women over 28ish want a long term relationship because they already had a few 100 dicks in them.

Still trying to find someone that wasn't and isn't 1 or 2.
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>>26425476
I could go for 2 if she hasn't don't the casual sex and didn't mind me being 9 years younger
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>>26424925
Centaur is the preferred nomenclature
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>>26425501
that's pretty much what I've been looking for.
But the question is where to find them?
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>>26425556
The older women or the 19 year old guys? I wouldn't really know specifically for either. I guess near a college for the guys
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>>26424445
Do you sell me acid?
Like you sound just like the guy that does.
What the fuck dude
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>>26423874
>>26424925
>>26425502
i did a poor job, but it made me laugh
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On Halloween i had a girl on top of me, the closest ive been to a woman in over a decade, who i had to turn down because I didn't have any condoms (why would i have condoms, I'm a 25 year virgin)

now i have to live with this monumental failure
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>>26425580
you troll you
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>>26425618
Hey man I mean if you've done it once it will only be even easier the second time right? Except for how I had sex this one time and then proceeded to never even kiss a girl since
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I am not interesting nor am i good looking. Despite that i have high standards. Needless to say i do not expect to get the girl i want anon.
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>>26425428
who are, in turn, Afro-Asiatic
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>>26425636
If you say so anon
If you say so
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>20yo College kid
>girls wanna fuck and leave
>I want a long term relationship
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>>26425680
Why are you even arguing with that idiot? I mean, you can easily google any fucking thing in this day and age. Stop wasting your time arguing facts with frogposters.
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>>26425656

She was a coworker and then things got weird and i probably made her life worse by even trying

For the sake of other peoples lives i need to not do that
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>>26425715
Also a manlet
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>>26425715
so it's not just me , thanks dude man yo
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>>26425745
Which part? Being a manlet or wanting a long term relationship?
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>>26423298
because I'm a beta fucking faggot
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>>26423298
>fat
>5'6
>overthinker
>can't talk to girls about non-mundane shit
>hostile towards people as a defense mechanism
>apparently I'm "funny" and that's gotten me nowhere with any girls
>good at memes and hold an impressive reserve of useless knowledge, so that's something
>tfw not completely broken but still undesirable
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>Have a ugly ass overbite and gap in my front teeth
>Have a dry sense of humor that most Megan's and Ashley's don't understand.
>Can't genuinely sympathize with a girl when she's sad or it comes off as fake.
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>No memes, please
is being socially retarded a meme?
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>>26423395
Sounds like autism.
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My options
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I'm unironically 5'6.
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I do not want one. I want a gf and to lose my virginity merely as a status symbol. A status symbol that says "I'm normal and functional!"

But I have smartened up. I may very will die a virgin and I am happy with that now. It is society that is dysfunctional, not just me.
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>>26426714
I'm 5'7" but my active height is 5'10"
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>>26427030
>>26426714

I'm under 5 feet and my wife is 5'10 without heels.

On the other hand, I'm too small to have sex with her.
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>>26423298
I gave up my relationship with the human kind.
Never had someone interested in me anyway.

I have to much red flags to be considered date able.
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>>26424683
>>26424712
Heard it streamed at MSG it's shit desu
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>>26423298
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Because there's only 1 in 1000 that I find attractive enough to be with.

And there's only 1 in 1000000 that I find suitable in terms of personality, intelligence, sense of humour, interests and similar dislikes.

So that's pretty fucking low odds right there. And I've not even started talking about me and all of my flaws...

So basically, there's hardly anyone out there I deem good enough and the rare 1 in a billion that I do like, doesn't like me.

And no, I won't just fucking settle for some 8/10 roastie who likes Kanye West and Justin Bieber. I'd rather die alone than lower myself to that.
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>>26423298
I'm fat, I'm missing front teeth, I'm afraid of rejection. I already gave up.
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>>26423298
>>26423298
I find women unattractive even though I'm straight. Their hearts are repulsive to me. I am not compatible with women.
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I don't leave my house except for going to classes, barely have any friends and have no idea where to meet girls. I'm also pretty bad at smalltalk, I'm fairly attractive but only 5'9.
And dating apps are trash.
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I'm a hikkikomori and a misanthrope.
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>>26423752
>There are also girls who don't give a damn about height and would happily date a shorter guy who loves them

FUCK YOU FUCKING LIAR
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>>26428386
Stay away from stacies and landwhales
Look for a shy small girl - its easy
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I gave up on getting a gf.
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Girls don't want to be me gf.
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I do.

/thread
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>>26423327
Just being a manlet won't make you a permanent kv robot. Just like just being tall won't get you a gf.
Height is an advantage but not a very big one and almost all manlets are full normalfags.
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>>26423298
I have a ladyboy girlfriend
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Legit autism
They stopped dividing it into smaller groups for some reason, but the researcher said that if they still did, I'd have aspergers
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because the only people i talk are 8 dudes who i play vidya with, i literally dont talk to any female who isnt a cashier or a family member
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>>26428486
>implying not all woman are like that

fucking kys, privileged cunt
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>>26423298
I have no clue why desu. Ever since I was a small boy I knew that women meant no good, and regardless of how my life experiences changed me, that's what always remained constant in my life.
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>>26423298
Generally disinterested in building and then maintaining a romantic relationship with a girl, long term or short term.

If all she wants is a steady stream of sex without attachment but with some sort of monogamy, I'm game.

Until then, I'm keeping to myself.
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Don't have enough happiness for myself, much less for other people.
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I would gladly put my penis inside of both those girls.
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killer combination of very high standards, extreme social anxiety, being a loser, never leaving the house, being a NEET, zero social experience.
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I will answer honestly. Since the dawn of human civilisation we have realised that women are shallow beings easily swayed. They were to have no real power as societies cease to function when power is placed in the hands of the irresponsible and irrational. Women are only for breeding, that is the only thing that satisfies them. As man's journey developed, as he found new and more subtle ways to express and affirm his very self, women remained the same. Society reached a point where we convinced ourself that equality could be extended towards women, this was the beginning of the end. Women have no consistency and squander their freedom, every cock suck is just their to repress their only true purpose. A women is not happy unless she is raising a child. It is a man's human right to have a woman answer to his every whim, many are far more subtle creatures that require this basic foundation to even function. A woman will just chase her instincts immediately. The notion that women are confusing is only because we noble minded men cannot understand being so swayed by differing desires in the same day. The reason why I don't have a girlfriend is because I am the vestige of the classical attitude, I am a man who does not tolerate childishness. I will never have a girlfriend because I will not compromise. The only solution to modernity is returning to the natural relation between the sexes. Women are eternal children. If you disagree, you are one of the many things wrong with the world.
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>>26430246
>Since the dawn of human civilisation

Lost it. Autism at its finest.
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I don't have hobbies or interests. I'm a failure, have a chronic illness with no doctor being able to give me a diagnosis. Also have a small dick.
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>>26430279
Sublimely argued.
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I have high standards and one of the things I am most particular about is feet. They can be 10/10 but if their feet are not to my liking, it doesn't matter. The problem is that sometimes you may not see their feet for a while so I have no idea what to think of the girl.

Also, I am 20 and have never had a girlfriend and I have pretty bad social anxiety so that makes it worse. I also don't have much to say about anything to anyone. I also don't like talking to people for the most part and I feel like the effort I'd have to put in to cultivate a relationship would be too much of a hassle.
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>>26430343
I didn't even read what you wrote, to be desu senpai.

You may be entirely correct about everything you said, but I'll never know.
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>>26430389
Your aversion to classical rhetorical strategies speaks volumes. Do not reply to me again.
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>>26430412
Your passive aggressive anal pains amuse me.
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>>26430424
Stop replying to me, you deserve nothing but derision and contempt.
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>>26430433
Sorry I didn't read your blog post, anon. I'm sure it was interesting.
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>>26430455
Your arrogance is astounding. Reply again if you wish, it will be but a meagre victory in the end.
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>>26426436
Probably yeah. But I'm ok with it
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>>26430475
MEMES!

Sorry about your pain, bro.
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>>26424282
epik meem faggot
>>26425111
those places are so depressing i don't think i can pull it off
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low opinion of other people in general
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>>26423298
Ah, the beautiful girls of Let's Talk About Something More Interesting. I watched every episode, as lame as they were, because the girls were so qt.
So, reasons for no gf:
Awful social skills, probably an aspie
A 5/10 with bad teeth
NEET, live with parents in middle of nowhere (in the country with no city or town for miles, and no public transportation of course)
No driver's license or car
I'm a nerd, and my interests are rareified and abstract (computers, math, very technical music theory stuff, etc.)
Consequently, I have little in common with normies, even putting aside my awkwardness.
I am antisocial and paranoid. I have a severe social phobia.
I'm poor.
Pretty damning collection of disadvantages.
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>>26423298
Because I'm already depressed and don't want to get broken any further if that is possible. Every girlfriend I've ever had has cheated, left, or fucked me over. I'm alone for self preservation is my number one goal, well... until I kill myself that is.
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Cause she is a cukqueen and she ignores and avoids me
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>>26423327
This honestly, i've got everything except my height. I'm a 5'6 manlet.

JUST
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>>26423298
I'm the even shittier twin of this guy.
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Below average looks and a lack of confidence
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>>26423298
Even though I'm not a manlet, am deent-looking, have somewhat neat hobbies and can hold a covnersation I can't get a gf. I'm guessing there are small things about me that subconsciously drive all girls away.

I don't even bother at this point, dying alone ain't so bad
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>>26423298
i don't even know any pretty girls who aren't taken
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I keep getting crushes on wrong girls (like taken or crazy). Sometimes a girl that I wouldn't mind having as a gf gets a crush on me but I don't feel the "spark" so I don't make moves and since they don't directly ask me out, it never happens and they end up getting another bf and keeping sending me pictures of them with him and I don't even feel regret or anything.
I just sabotage myself.
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Because 4chan is the only thing in the world that wants me to have a gf.
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Name one reason why I would even want a gf.

Anything that isnt sex.
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i'm sort of a failed normie. in HS i played 3 sports, was popular, all state musician, smart, etc. but i was like 20 pounds overweight so i never had any confidence with grills. i made out with a few but i never got further than second base. i ended up losing my virginity to a hooker when i was 19.

then in my 20s i got really depressed after my best friend killed himself, dropped out of school, and hurt my back and got addicted to opiates. for the next 8 years i had a job for a little while but then when i lost it i was basically a shut-in, only leaving the house to cop and rarely getting out of my car. i also gained a lot of weight and ended up at 340lbs.

now i'm 33 years old, i've been clean for over a year, i have my own place, i'm in school with a 4.0 gpa and i have a part time job. i also lost over 100lbs and look pretty god though i still have a little bit more to lose. the problem is girls don't want anything to do with a 33 year old ex junkie who is still getting his life together. i think it's already too late for me. sorry for rambling on. i hope one day i'll find a girl, but i'm not holdling my breath.
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Because the girls that are interested in me I think are below my league and the ones I'm interested in are out of my league
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Cause I am boring.
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>>26430344
31 here, I'm more or less in the same predicament, save for the addiction and weight gain.

I'm glad you're getting your life together man. Sounds like you've been through a lot of shit. I don't want to spout normie platitudes about the future not being written in stone and other such bullshit, but sometimes life does throw something good your way unexpectedly. Surprisingly, I have a quite a few girls interested in me even though I'm a 30 year old wageslave living at home. Unfortunately for me, I'm too depressed to pursue anything with them.
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>>26427149
>>26427149
That's her ass??? Post moar pics pls
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>>26430344
Sorry.

>>26435503
was meant for >>26434473

original
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>>26423374
Watch the edge there
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>>26435555
thanks for the advice normie piece of shit, you can go back to facebook/reddit hugbox shitfest where each of you is feeding shit to his fellow delusional faggots
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high standards, low social skills, not even trying.
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>>26423298
Sort of stopped trying. It's hard to find women that aren't crazy or have a number of other problems. I mean hey no one's perfect but holy shit, my generation is retarded
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my ex was so terrible that I'm kind of scared of being close with a girl now
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Does being 5'8 to 5'9 make me a manlet?
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>>26423298
>implying females would want me
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>>26435661
anything under 6'7 is a manlet
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>>26423298
I'll be completely honest because no one will read this shit. 3 things traumatized me as a child: 1) mother left me with grandparents for a month when i was 3 or 4. From then i've started stuttering till then. I remember saying to mother that there i've seen monsters. 2) I've seen my mother completely naked one time and i think it caused high sexual aversion. 3) I didnt had any female friends, sisters or relatives in childhood, that stunned my social integration. Because of that i'm literally scared of girls as people with whom i could feel close.
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>>26435658

my mom has always been such a needy bitch for my entire life that I avoid women in general now
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>>26435746
Damn dude it used to be anything under 7'1

standards are slipping
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>>26435661

manlet cutoff is anywhere between 5'8 and 6'0 depending on who you ask.

most people just split the difference and say 5'10, which happens to be the average in most of the european world, but is still tall-average compared to the entire world.
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Even if I do somehow manage to get a fat ugly gf from OKcupid, I have no idea how I'm going to interact with her sexually. This is my biggest fear. I can socialize ok but goddam I have no idea how to make moves. What the hell am I suppose to do in these situations? Put my arm around her during a movie? Kiss her? I have no idea how to kiss? Do you like move your tongue around like a toothbrush in her mouth or something?

I am so screwed.
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>>26435823
Guess I'm a manlet then.

Brb, killing self.
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>>26425150
Nice fucking bant
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>>26435834
Wait until feminists defeat the patriarchy so you don't have to be in charge anymore.

Dunno how long that will take so I'd wait first.
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>>26427799
High standards from a sack of shit
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