Who else likes spiders?

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Who else likes spiders? 2016-02-12 01:56:55 Post No. 26423224
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Who else likes spiders? Anonymous 2016-02-12 01:56:55 Post No. 26423224 [Report]

I've got a huntsman living in the corner of my ceiling. She eats all the mosquitos and other annoying insects, never bothering me. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed, looking up at her, I fantasize about her turning anthropomorphic and gracefully lowering herself down onto me. She's starting to wrap me up, as if I'm her prey. She starts with my hands, then the rest of my arms, then my chest and the rest of my torso. She leaves my cock untouched and starts on my legs and feet. Then, when she's all done and I can't move at all, she approaches my cock to have some fun with her catch.

Anonymous 2016-02-12 01:59:03 Post No.26423264
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>>26423224
You're an odd one OP. I'll give you that.

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:00:54 Post No.26423307
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>Have a bunch of spiders everywhere
>Never harm them
>Find Muffet to be best girl
>Still no spider fetish or fap to spider monster girls

I don't get it. Birds though...

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:02:08 Post No.26423334
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:02:08 Post No.26423334 [Report]

My grandma loves spider webs, she thinks they are beautiful and never trashes them.

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:02:24 Post No.26423340
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:02:24 Post No.26423340 [Report]

KILL ALL SPIDERS

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:02:56 Post No.26423353
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:02:56 Post No.26423353 [Report]

I have a gigantic pet Tarantula named Gigan.

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:05:42 Post No.26423412
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:05:42 Post No.26423412 [Report]

I used to capture and nail spiders with needles. Fuck them.

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:06:59 Post No.26423440
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:06:59 Post No.26423440 [Report]

>>26423353
Ive got one of those too, mines pretty small though and I can't hold it because it bites everything it comes into contact with. It's a green bottle blue almost full grown that I raised from a sling. Tarantulas really are the ideal robot pet

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:08:32 Post No.26423466
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>>26423440
I have held mine several times, at first I was really scared but then I realized it didn't care. It just kept sitting like a rock.

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:12:12 Post No.26423534
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:12:12 Post No.26423534 [Report]

>>26423224
you'll probably just end up eating her, OP

but stay patient, it might happen

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:12:28 Post No.26423539
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>>26423264
>odd
K E K
K E K
K E K

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:13:15 Post No.26423554
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>>26423534
Eating her? In my sleep?

I don't think so. Her legspan's about 8 inches.

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:16:11 Post No.26423618
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:16:11 Post No.26423618 [Report]

>>26423224
>Be spider
>Chilling making webs n shit
>sperglord starts staring
>ohgodplsgo.jpg
>he whips out his dick and gets up in one motion
>runs over to me
>tfw i got dicksmashed

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:19:19 Post No.26423681
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:19:19 Post No.26423681 [Report]

>>26423224
huntman's cant lower themselves down on their webs idiot

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:22:11 Post No.26423746
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Huntsmans are notable for not being able to produce webs

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:26:30 Post No.26423827
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>>26423681
>>26423746
Stop ruining my fantasy you fucking dicks

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:29:21 Post No.26423894
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Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:29:21 Post No.26423894 [Report]

>>26423224
>>26423618
>tfw you will never be a spider forced down a sperglord's urethra.
Probably for the best actually.

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:36:40 Post No.26424048
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>>26423894
I've actually tried with a silverfish and an ant. Silverfish drowned in my precum and the ant bit me in the uretha.

Never again no matter how horny I get.

Anonymous 2016-02-12 02:40:57 Post No.26424124
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>>26424048
I don't give a fuck about your post, but that picture made me giggle like a little girl. Thanks man.

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