>tfw severe anxiety
>tfw out of cigarettes
>tfw have to talk to wagie clerk to get them
>tfw scared of spilling pasta
Why does marlboro have to be such a weird name. It's hard to say. What are some easier to pronounce packs?
>tfw ordering food at a restaurant
>tfw the dish you want has some retarded kitschy name
>tfw you don't want to say it in front of the cute waitress
>tfw you try to explain what you want without using the term
>tfw you come off looking like an even bigger autist
>he can't say Marlboro because of his shit tier rhotic accent
>not just saying "Marbies"
Its NORMIE lingo, if you say it no one will bat an eye and youll get "cool points", and much easier than Marl-boro