that kid thread > that one kid who sniffed purell in class

>>26419516
>that one kid who read the text book multiple times but failed because he didn't want to do work

>that one kid who slept through lessons but still did better than most people in the class

>>26419713
was me :'>

>that one kid who got super fucking angry and tried cutting his wrists with those shitty safety scissors in the middle of a grade 6 art project class

one of the funnier memories... if I recall correctly he tried acting tough and smug towards a guy that was objectively funnier than him and got roasted hard enough (with girls laughing ofc) that he did that for attention.

>that one kid who wore his jacket with just the hood, never using the sleeves.

>That one kid who never showered
>That one kid who showered too much

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>that kid who dated a girl four years younger than him
>that kid who talked about sex in the presence of virgins
>that kid from the nerd group who got a girlfriend
>that kid who sucked in PE but was picked first because he was popular
>that kid who was good athletically but was picked last in PE every time
>that kid who started smoking and drinking before anyone else had had their first wet dream
>that kid who got pregnant

>that kid who made his own cyanide to kill a wasps nest in his attic, then drank a bit to make himself immune to it

>that one kid who read books really freaking fast

>>26420174
gentle kek

>that kid who ran like Naruto
Me, still is. Don't care about autism levels, I think it looks badass
>that ugly fuck in a hoodie who sat with you at lunch for no damn reason
Hated that son of a bitch

>>26420234
>Don't care about autism levels, I think it looks badass
Sometimes I wonder why people post here. I don't have to wonder about you.

>>26420047
Du kan inte undvika mig.

>>26419516
>that one kid who was teased and bullied by everyone because he had an anger control issue and everybody always got a kick out of watching him flip out so a week before graduation he hung himself with a belt from a doorknob

>that kid who crawled up the stairs like a fucking animal
>that kid who smelled fucking disgusting all of the time

>>26420550
>he hung himself with a belt from a doorknob
Was he a fucking leprechaun?

>that kid who was poor but his parents were still involved in PTA shit so everyone knew his living situation
>that kid who bullied you but turned into a sobbing bitch at the word of his parents finding out
>that kid you got into a fight with and after you became friends
>those kids that would pick on someone younger you knew and you'd push them around like you were a big dog
>that girl who had lesbian parents that would pick her up at school together

>>26420399
>>26420677
>>26420699
> that one kid who checked 'em

>that kid who wore the same autism jeans everyday

>>26420136
>>that kid who was good athletically but was picked last in PE every time
I was Forrest Funcking Gump

>>26419516
>that kid who ran with his arms behind his back like he was naruto or sonic

please upvote this :^)

>that one kid who thought it was 'casual day' and so didn't wear his uniform
>came to school
>got suspended

He was a little whiny snitch anyway so everyone laughed.

>>26420695
you just slide your legs out dumbass

>>26420875
If you're gonna do something, you better do it right.
> that one kid who bitch slapped his partner for writing "it's" instead of "its" on their project.

>>26420047
I used to do this on the bench for soccer, made it easier to take off when I was called in

>>26419516
That kid who ate glue stick.

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>>26420860
>Needing to wear a school uniform
School uniforms are next beside fedoras

>>26419516
all of the chads in middle school did this and expo markers

>>26419618
>smart but lazy meme
Triggered

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>>26419713
That was me bruh

>>26421366
you probably went to a shitty black school. haha. If it was top tier then and only then do you have braging rights,

>>26422193
you probably went to a shitty black school. haha. If it was top tier then and only then do you have bragging rights.

>>26419713
"That Kid" I guess, but I was good about staying awake in school up until I discovered Sengoku Rance second half of high school. Stayed up til 1 in the morning all the time playing that, and the habit didn't stop once I beat all the routes I cared to beat

good times I woulda liked to have seen the looks on many people's faces when I got High Honors given how much I loved humor stemming from ignorance/innocence. May have killed my reputation unwittingly in primary school because of it but damn I got some fun laughs in high school since underclassmen couldn't judge me based on my past and got to see me for who I was.

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>>26420833
That was me, anon. People thought I was autistic. [spolier]Maybe I am.[/spoiler]

>Those kids that believed in Anarchy/Communism but had rich parents

>>26422867
used to be my "one friend" for years

>>26422161
Reading the textbook once counts as enough work.

>>26422161
how the fuck do you fail if you read the book? If you know the material, it doesn't matter how much homework you miss, you're set and done.

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>>26420213
it was me ('-`)

>that kid who was poor af and nobody really truly hated, but no one would be friends with either and he died in a car accident a few years after highschool

>>26425233
some teachers are cunts and make homework 70% of the grade

>that one kid who thought he knew everything about the military because he was in JROTC and played Call of Duty

>>26419713
that was me except I was average, which is good enough for me!

>>26425590
I was far above average. I took year 3 courses in year 2, and year 4 in year 3. Still had to do electives to get all credits, but I didn't need any more grades to get into uni so I just got 50's on all my elective courses year 4.

>>26420943
>made it easier to take off when I was called in
How fucking hard can it be to take off a jacket?

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>that Asian kid with bad breath who could barely speak English and sat next to you, and kept asking for help and breathing in your face

>>26423837
More like a good 3 or 4. I was always for free market and capitalism

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>>26420677
>crawled up the stairs like a fucking animal
I still do it to this day when bored, I usually getting a feeling of regret and Gorilla going up stairs now.

>that one kid who would flap his arms around the playground because he thought he was a Pterodactyl

>that one kid who drove around an invisible car every day in recess

>>26425876
John Kim was alright all in all

>that one kid who made jokes about you smoking to try to shit on your reputation but shat on his own reputation for being autistic
Had a good few laughs everytime the fuckhead would bring up the fact that I smoke whenever someone said something about health and got told to shut up and stop acting like an 8 year old who just saw an anti-smoking commercial.

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>those kids who would chuck rocks and apples at the back of peoples heads who were 5 years younger than them

>>26419516
>that one kid that would run like a naruto character in gym class.
Cringed for days

>>26420136
>that kid who started smoking and drinking before anyone else had had their first wet dream
I was that kid

>>26426214
Well, can't say I wasn't that kid, but it's not really something to show off. I saw the true face of life at an early age, smoking and drinking relieved me of my pain, and they still do.

>>26426265
le truth of lyfe

>>26426074
>about 7 at the time
>get a bag of sand thrown at my head
>see it was by this 11 year old coon
>pick up a stick and start chasing after him
>chase him for close to a minute
>he turns around and punches me square in the face
>nose is pissing out blood, get two black eyes
>he gets a single day out of school suspension because he's a fucking abo
>now that triangle piece of cartilage at the top of my nose is crooked

Jokes on him though, I ended up becoming friends with this weird kid who he picked on.
That weird kid torched his car three weeks after he got it in high school before he insured it.

>that fat smelly kid who kept burping and breathing on your face
Jesus fucking Christ. This happened with like two kids in two different classes. I wanted to punch them so hard.

>>26419516
>that one kid who would only wear shorts year round

>>26420234
TOP KEK BASED ANON

>That one kid convinced Sonic the Hedgehog is black
>That one kid that insisted that Digimon was better than Pokemon.
>That one girl that got upset by everything

>>26427160
In all fairness, In 'Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog' he is voiced by Steve Urkel.
That girl who got upset by everything either toughened up by senior year, or is currently in uni as annoying as ever.

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>that kid that shot up the school

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>>26419516
>that kid who thought alcohol made you hallucinate
>it was me
Said it once out loud, thankfully one of my friends corrected me and never happened again.

>>26426569
FUCK THOSE KIDS

>>26419618
us history A
I fucking hate that teacher. did not teach anything useful, but made us copy out the textbook practically word for word for our homework grades. just shitty useless busywork. I read the textbook front to back 3 times in the first week, then just reviewed chapters whenever we started and ended units. A's on all the tests, A on the final, but end up with a C+ because they change the final to be worth 10% instead of 20% like in the syllabus they handed out at the beginning of the trimester.

I got through 4 Fire Emblem games though.

>that one kid who got a 7

>The kid classmates got amazed by.
>The kid school and college professors told he had potential.
>The kid that dropped college and doesn't know what to do with his life.
>The kid that got old and is slowly dying in mental and physical pain without a small clue of what happiness is but no longer the will to pursue it.

>that kid who ran past you like he cut you in half in an anime in wrestling

I didnt see it because I wasnt a wrestling fag but it was a funny story I heard

>>26427615
Try some absinthe and then insist alcohol does in fact make you hallucinate simply because absinthe does.

>>26422161
>>26428685
Here's that fucking meme again

>that one kid who would cut gluesticks up and throw them really hard at the ceiling
I was such a le goofster xDDD

>>26429016
absinthe doesnt do shit youre just getting drunk as fuck because its 120 proof and convincing yourself of something that isnt happening

>>26420234
>Don't care about autism levels, I think it looks badass

I would say its more deranged.

>>26426046
had this happen but with masturabation. guy tried making fun of me but he turned out to be the weird one.

>>26427054
I have two of those kids and they are my friends.

>>26419713
>that kid who slept through class and was a dumbshit

That was me!

>that kid that fucking shat himself
>in year fucking 9

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>That pretty girl who sits quietly in class for 10 years and is then hospitalized for months due to a neuro-degenerative disorder and then returns later with a different face and red hair
I always wanted to talk to her but she lost her soul before I ever had the chance :^(

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>>26420234
>I think it makes me look badass.

>>26419516
>sniffed purell in class because he thought the alcohol fumes would make him drunk
THEY DON'T?