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>walk into kitchen to make a coffee really quick
>have no shirt on
>sister is in kitchen
>"lol haha anon your nipples are so big"
>haha stfu sister
>"seriously it looks like you're getting boobs haha"
>haha
>"haha and your waist looks so feminine"
>haha good one sis
>mfw

/soulcrushing/ thread
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Sorry to hear about your pepperoni nipples, OP.
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>>26419364
Thanks senpai. Always was ashamed of them. There isn't a way to make them permanently smaler without surgery right?
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>>26419433
I don't think so. But you should embrace your nipples. Love yo self.
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she wanted to fuck, obviously
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That's hot. Then what happened?
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>>26419338
>haha

literally kill yourselves
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>>26419572

you could try coloring in the outer edges of your aeriolas with a marker that is the same color as your skin
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>>26419338

>haha good one sis
>"haha why are you taking your pants off anon?"
>haha shut up
>"haha your penis is inside of me anon, this is kinda wrong"
>haha
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>>26419626
No this is better

>haha good one sis
>"haha why are you taking your pants off anon?"
>haha shut up
>Anon..
*strolls over cute sis
>Anon wait let's.. no I know a funny joke anon STOP
*plump plump plump plump kaplump
>waaaah anon why
>You know you like it bitch
*PLUMP
>Waaah stop calm down you're hurting me b-but don't stop you.. fatty
*grabs hair slaps her stupid face
*things happen
and op and sis lived happily ever after
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>>26419433
How's your body hair situation going? I got massive fucking marshmallow nipples but my beard and chest hair at least make me look sort of beer-dad masculine.
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OP whats your height and weight?
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>>26419338
You missed an opportunity to compare breasts.
If you had any grasp of banter, you would've mocked hers in turn and got her to take her shirt off to prove you wrong.

Where you go from there, would be up to you.
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>>26419769
Meh not that good.

>>26419803
Not a fatty anymore.
1,93m and 92kg. Had 105kg.
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>think my penis is small twice that i can remember
>be at a hospital
>girl from middle school
>in the bathroom
>she helps me pulling down my pants
>trying to shit
>she keeps on talking to me
>leave...
>she tells me i have a small penis
>tell her it's average
>she laughs at me

>at another hospital
>swimming time
>girl gets my pants boxers off'
>she says wow..
>gets me changed
>a few day later she tells me it['s small
>tell her it gets bigger
>yeah right
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Similar shirtless story

>at uni
>want a cuppa tea but can't be fucked to put a shirt on
>go to kitchen, wait for kettle to boil
>housemate walks in
>"woah Anon, since when were you so hairy xD"
>haha
>"you're like a wookie, Anon XDD"
>try to make a joke about my Irish genes
>"if you weren't so skinny you could probably pull it off"
"Ok"
>make tea, go back to my room and overthink

Who /stupidlyhairy/ here?
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>>26419883
>1,93m and 92kg. Had 105kg.
In English please
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>>26419883
>1.93
Man she wants to fuck you. Now tell me what did you think of my story anon?
>>26419725
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can we get a pic of your nips?
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>>26419943
Not into incest sry

>>26419944

Nope to lazy to get outta bed. It's midnight here in Yurop and I'm a wagecuck.
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>>26420041
Post pic you nigger and stop lying
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>>26419338
Stop taking hormones then op, or take more, whatever makes you happier
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Did u fuk her op?
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>>26419941

>what is education

thechinksaysitsoriginal
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>>26420054
Why would I lie?

>>26420069

Not a trap and don't wanna be one
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>>26420041
>Not into incest sry
But you are into girls, right?
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>>26420127
Is your sister hot or considered hot?
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>>26419338
D
GYNO
N
O
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>>26420199
Yes I have a gf

>inb4 gtfo

>>26420211
Yeah
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>>26420251
Then why wouldn't you want to feel up your hot sister?
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>>26420251
Then atleats touch her tits an tell us what happened afterwards. You can say like 'your tits grown big too sis hahah'
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>>26419433
Big boy-nipples are better for sucking

t. female
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>>26419338
lose weight, start lifting
If you still look feminine 6 months later, visit a surgeon to learn what can be done and how much it costs.
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>>26419338
I like your Wojak image
It made me smile
Mind if I save it?
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