>"You want to do anal? I've tried it before...it's not really my thing, anon."
Stop guilt tripping me!
I'm starting to think you're not the guy I thought you were
No anon! I'm not into this at all!
I'm leaving! You can find me at chads house
>game over. Do you want to try again?
I can give you the second but not the first option
>How have you been?
>I missed you so much
I truly do not understand the fascination with anal sex people seem to have these days. I have shoved enough silicone up my ass to know how it feels like and it still doesn't fascinate me in any way.
>tfw in a decade I will be considered a prude because I don't want to stick my dick into a girl's pooper
not that I'd have a chance but anyway
I've never done anal and never wanted to, but if others have done anal with you I have to do it as well.
It's like coming into a liquor store everyone gets free milk, and then it's my turn and now you decide that I should pay full price.
If everyone else paid full price I wouldn't care.
Why would you ask? You just stick a finger in there while you're fucking her and then tell her you want to fuck her in the pooper. The next time she'll be ready for you to stick your microdick in there, don't worry.
>have done anal before, and fingered my ass
>absolutely hate the sensation, feels like shitting in reverse
>have a trap gf
>peg her in the ass on the regular
>she wants to try it on me
>tell her I don't like it
>end of conversation
I don't see the problem, OP.