"Let's waste our youth sitting in front of a computer!"

So, what? What if you're a fembot who is living the same life a malebot is. Do you not have any advice for any of us?

Of course not. Because malebots always take precedence around here. But, oh yeah, of course, us fembots are the ones who are normies and need to get out.

Anon I have done all these things. I have a job. A life. I could keep making money. I could keep going. I'm so fucking ugly dude. Unlovable ugly. I can make money and survive but I will never know any kind of love. I'm going to end it soon.

>>26418579
You deciding to live like that is a choice
If you are >>26418579 and born socially crippled because of something he can never change then you can call yourself a robot

>how pale your skin is
>tfw black as a tire

>>26418541
>skinny fat
no such thing
ur just fat

>>26418382
Easy for you OP because you are a moron, we smart people CANNOT STOP OVERANALYZING THINGS its a one of the curses that comes with our enhanced brains.

>>26418579
>Do you not have any advice for any of us?
Do the same things, you lazy slut. Optionally start jogging instead of lifting.

>>26418382
>You need to get over the fact that the world does not revolve around you.

That's because it revolves around you instead.

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>been wanting to make a thread like this forever
this board whines too much ive been working out and eating right and gains are already showing it was so easy to get back up on skinny feet and make a change

>>26418382
>Don't spend the whole day sitting on your ass, at least take a walk in a park if you have no friends and no plans yet (YOU NEED SUNLIGHT).

fuck you I like being white

>>26418579
feminist trash
just act like you arent insane, dress nice, DEFINETLY have your hair done nice and if you have bad skin treat that too.

>>26418382
>Do things that those "awfull chads boohoo" do. (Like playing a guitar, taking acting classes and etc).
i don't mind those kinds at all. they have talents and value, so they have a reason to be sought after.
the kind that pisses me off is ones who have absolutely not a thought in their heads other than fucking, going doing drugs, getting drunk, and belittling males they belive to be below them. yet somehow they are beloved and chased after. that is chad. he has every quality women say they don't like, none of the qualities they say they like (besides "tall and confident") yet they are still so desireable.

>>26418579
"""""FEMBOTS"""""""" DON'T EXIST


YOU CAN EASILY GET LAID

>tfw work fulltime

>tfw HAVE to take a nap after work

>tfw 3 or 4 hours spent between the nap and going back to bed spent playing bf4, piano or building gunpla

Im 26 and just dont care anymore about making my life appear interesting

>>26418382
>just do what you like to do.
>lists 5 things I have to do that I don't want to

OP are you stupid or something

Fembots it's just bullshit
It doesn't exist girls can easily get laid all you have to do is go on to some site with only males who is asking after sex go and send a message to the first Beta and than you let him fuck you that's how easy it is for girls

>>26418796
Do you live in a shitty teen movie? When have you met people like this. I get you're probably exaggerating but still

>>26418382
>You need to get over the fact that the world does not revolve around you

Then you aren't trying hard enough.

>Muh self improvement

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>>26418382
For in solitude, where every one is thrown upon his own resources, what a man has in himself comes to light, the fool in fine raiment groans under the burden of his miserable personality, a burden which he can never throw off, whilst the man of talent peoples the waste places with his animating thoughts. Seneca declares that folly is its own burden "omnis stultitia laborat fastidio sui" a very true saying, with which may be compared the words of Jesus, the son of Sirach, "The life of a fool is worse than death" And, as a rule, it will be found that a man is sociable just in the degree in which he is intellectually poor and generally vulgar. For one's choice in this world does not go much beyond solitude on one side and vulgarity on the other. It is said that the most sociable of all people are the negroes; and they are at the bottom of the scale in intellect. I remember reading once in a French paper that the blacks in North America are fond of shutting themselves up in large numbers in the smallest space, because they cannot have too much of one another's snub-nosed company.

>>26418751
please be my gf

thanks

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>>26418382
>Stop over-analyzing things, just do what you like to do
I like to analyze things.
>LIFT
Nah.
>Diet advice
I'm not really either.
>Join a sport
Fuck sports. They are boring.
>don't take yourself so seriously
What does this mean?
>like playing guitar
Already do
>Go for a walk
Already do.

You see, by assuming we all follow a singular pattern, you can't take into account for the situation of the individual.

I've been involved in sports/working out almost my entire life. I'm ripped and tan.

still nothing

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>>26418607
The problem is probably on your shyness. Work on that. also, if you're THAT ugly, lower your standards and get out there, if you don't search for women, you won't find any.

>>26418672
English is not my native language, I know other 2 languages. I just started going to medic school on the top university here in my country. My main board is /lit/.
not that any of those things would make me a super duper smart guy, but I'm definitely not a moron.

>>26418691
So why are you all shy and shit?
It doesn't. People have their own lives, no one care about what you do on your daily life.

>>26418708
It's so fucking easy. Lifting is a fucking game changer.

>>26418796
Those would be the "overtestosteronized" males, they have no control over their sexuality. If you think a woman prefers a dumb muscular and outgoing chad over a smart, muscular and outgoing man, you are mistaken.

>>26418819
Low testosterone makes you have no energy, I used to take a lot of naps too.

>>26419060
>le "I didn't get fight club" face

>>26419067
Daily reminder that Schopenhauer was wrong.

>>26419114
>>don't take yourself so seriously
>What does this mean?
Not being funny but do you have aspergers? I only ask bc this kid i know has it and one of the teachers told us it meant that we shouldnt make jokes about him because he takes it to heart. Not even mean ones just banter

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>>26418382
>Go look in the mirror and see how pale your skin is, how soft your body looks, how fragile it is
I'm more than ok with this

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>>26419200
You are not a female, no matter how much hormones you take, you can chop your dick and hide it, you are a man and you will kill yourself once you realised you've ruined your youth and life on that path of delusion.

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>he fell for the live your life to the fullest meme

Are you Japanese by any chance, OP?

You will always feel bad because you feel you need to do something.

You feel that you need to go on a grand adventure, have a varied and exciting love life, play on a pick-up sports team and establish a life-long comradery with your similarly aged teammates, travel the world (especially France, Germany, Japan, Russia, and Thailand), write a book, plan a movie marathon, etc.

You feel that if you don't do these things you're wasting not only your youth, but your life.

But the point here is that that is but a meme. Just like how someone can live their life reading poems all day, how someone can live their life following the tenants of Christianity to a tee to avoid eternal damnation, how someone can jack off twice a week to vanilla porn-it's all arbitrary life decisions.

But now you feel bad because you aren't ticking the boxes that a certain ideology has prescribed-and when you do tick those boxes it's just ticking boxes.

"Live your youth to the fullest!" you're casting a net over life and it's laughing at you.

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>>26418382

>stop being ugly as fuck

here, you forgot it.

Get out normie. We don't want your "advice", we don't want to "improve", we don't want to be "happy". How have you not figured this out yet? Oh yeah, because you're a newfag redditor.

>>26418382
>how pale your skin is
haven't heard this one before
do you use "i'm more tan than you" as evidence you can kick someones ass?

>>26419180
I don't know. People have told me that I probably do for sometime, so there might be some truth to it. I saw a psychologist at my Uni, and he said I probably have Schizotypal Personality Disorder, but they had nothing to do about it, so I am going to see a specialist at some point in the semester, and he may have a different opinion.

>>26418382
>YOU NEED SUNLIGHT

no fuck the sun and fuck you, the sun has burned me my entire life and going outside now won't change anything stupid fuck

>>26418382
yeah i could but it wouldnt make any difference because i am completely socially retarded and will never be able to integrate into society. ree ree normie etc

>>26418382
>Stop overanalizing things, just do what you like to do
Okay, i'll correct your overanalyzing, then go back to browsing good threads on r9k

>>26419272
Or maybe he is actually living his life to the fullest and you're just being one of those r/iamverysmart losers

But I like being pale and skinny, desu...

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>>26418382
I can change at any moment of any second. But what you fail to understand is just how futile life is as a whole.

We will all die, and we will all lose everything. Not changing speeds up my destruction of myself; overall increasing the rate at which I can leave this world.

checkmate chad

>>26419260
I never claimed to be a female anon, nor did I ever claim I wanted to be. I just like my body the way it is and there's nothing wrong with that.

>just b urself

wow I feel like I heard this before

none of those things will make me grow a jaw

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>>26419272
Missed the target completely.
I don't think like that and I'm happy, I wouldn't be trying to help people if I needed help myself.
I've been on where most bots are today and now I have TRUE friends, fulfilling relationships and I feel like I'm part of the city now.
I wrote this for people who are sad with the life they have, are immovable, and have no idea where to start.

...and I do actually see as if I was living my youth to the fullest, maybe you are sad and coming up with the most thoughtful excuses as if not to face that you don't feel fulfilled with life.

>>26419279
This is not your board. It has never been. You are not the spokesmen of the board and you can hide the thread if it's triggering your wimpy ass.

>>26419289
No, I'm really pale and full of freckles. You know that I meant that as "you don't get out of the basement".

>>26419426
It is a shame you will never see the beauty and strenght your body is capable of, but it's your choice.

>>26419483
>I say "ACT! Change your life for the better by doing this..."
>you understant "jus b yurself xD"
>you have probably never understood the actual meaning of the sentece "Just be yourself"

>>26418382

Well no shit nigger.
Why do all people think that shit is as easy as "do X faggot!" All of lifes troubles can be fixed by killing your humanity and just work along like an automaton. If shit was easy everybody would be a perfect example of human potentiall.
I honestly do not get this logic: "Just be 100% disciplined and do what is right man." No fucking way, how the hell did I not know that things are so easy? I guess that changes everything now.
It fucking doesn't you dipshit. I can not stomach you morons who ride on their first endorphine wave caused by changing one thing in their life and now think they got everything figured out.

TL;DR: Your "advice" is shit and reddit is another way, so take your PhD in life sciences and get the fuck out.

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>>26419175
>It's so fucking easy. Lifting is a fucking game changer.
no. face is literally all that matters

>>26419604
>All of lifes troubles can be fixed by killing your humanity
Because being a lazy piece of shit and wallowing pathetic self pity is the best way to spend your 80 (assuming you're healthy) years on this planet

>>26419645
If you're lifting but you're still the insecure loser you started out as then that isnt a game changer. Some people feel more confident after getting in shape and that's what counts

>Just do some random shit that i say you need to do because bro-science and stuff
>you're wasting your youth because you aren't doing what i want you to do.
If you had good intentions when writing this, i can only say that you are generalizing about the ways to achieve fullfilment on your 20s

>>26419656
>you need to fill checklist
C'mon man

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>>26418579
Is this b8? I can't tell anymore, are you really throwing a temper tantrum because advice wasn't catered to you? Try not acting like a spoiled child.

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>>26419689
>Some people feel more confident after getting in shape and that's what counts
they can feel however the fuck they want. it still doesnt change the fact that most women will find their faces fuck ugly, and that "confidence" translates to creepiness in the eyes of girls if youre ugly

>>26418382

Nothing you listed would make me happy, you prick. Normies always spout the same dog shit advice.

>>26419697
Some people's lives are so fucked that they need some goals or they have nothing to live for

>>26419746
who said anything about girls? be happy with yourself first and it wont matter if you're single or not

>>26419753
Yeah but they need their own goals not other's goals

>Stop overanalizing things

this is where i stopped reading

>>26419775
>who said anything about girls?
literally everyone on /r9k/ and /fit/

>>26419787
Too many people dont wanna make their own goals
If you have some make them but dont whine about how the game is broken and whatever

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>>26419175
>my main board is /lit/
>take acting classes
>lift and be around other bros
>just be urself it's easy!

You sure you're straight, OP?

>>26418382
Fucking normie get the fuck out

>>26419797
If you base your self worth on your relationship status then too bad bc you're beyond help that's just sad

>>26419175
>Daily reminder that Schopenhauer was wrong.

Said who? A broscientist who is making threads a la "JUS GO OUTSIDE N SHIEET" ? No, I won't give up my independence just because I get the chance to "TAP SUM PUSSY" I'd rather spend my time doing something that is productive instead of chasing my subhuman desires.

>>26419656


No it certainly is not, but calling people lazy pieces of shit and pityful is not going to change anything. I just think that you not get the simple fact that we are not equall on this planet. Some people are simply fucked from the start and no amount of your pseudo-motivational wankery is going to change it.
You win at life because others lose.
Go ahead and call me a deterministic cunt, but fact is that there will be people who will never see success in their life, who will be miserable to their probably early death.
But all you can do is mumble your moronic phrases, "just lift", "buy new clothes", "just speak to people", etc. The only reason I see for you doing this is the fact that you can not handle your life being cheapened to the single factor of luck. Suck it up and stop trying to "pull up" other people. All you do is banging at the cage of some prisoner, how biggoted can you be to think you actually want and can help people?

>>26418382
It really bothers me that people like you feel the need to colonize and destroy strange spaces like this one.

Why not just go back to Facebook?

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>>26419535
What's the point of seeing my body at its maximum strength/"beauty" potential? I'm healthy and happy right now. If I want to gain muscle, I'll have to literally force myself to eat more and fight back the urge to vomit. Believe me, I know how it works and I've tried it before. Used to be dangerously underweight, but I fixed that, no need to go any farther than I am now. I grew up being forcefully fed, having food shoved down my throat when I was little because I didn't want to clear my plate. Having to force myself doesn't feel any different.

You should stop trying to hand out advice to people that you know nothing about. Why are you even doing all this? You made a small improvement in your life and now you feel that you have all the answers?

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>>26419604
Another board spokesman saying who can be here and who can't.

It was easy for me to leave my self pitty life, all dificulty was mental. I didn't have to kill my "humanity", this simple sentece just showed me how oblivious you are.

Just like you assumend I was a "moron who ride on their first endorphine wave caused by changing one thing in their life and now think they got everything figured out" (and missed completly), I will assume things about you too.

You see yourself as "so intelligent", yet you get your sexuality mixed and corrupted with your intellect, just like feminists.
Feminists have blobs for bodies, hairs are an absolute mess, no sense of style. The personality? Bitter. They mixed philosophy and sexuality just as you do, and got corrupted by that. They are females, that can be proven, but do not call such a thing a woman.

And just like you don't see feminists as Women, women don't see WIMPS as Men. You are so mental you can't grasp the simple ways of the flesh. Women do not care for your intellect (i.e. masculine chatter), you see, "chads" can be dumb as a rock, but they are absolutely sexual, they embrace their sexuality and see themselves as the "great catch".

When a "moron" like me could change his lifestyle and have a good life (and sex life), while you stand on the corner pitying yourself and yapping how "intelligent you are", that doesn't make you that brilliant, does it?

>>26419175
>just started going to medic school on the top university here in my country.
So that's where your superiority complex comes from
>>26419821
>>26419840
See? Why would people listen to you if you're going to throw shit at them?

>>26418854
Yes, op is a fag

My God so many whiny bitches in this thread. The worst most of you have experienced is anxiety and bullying so get off your high horses you narcissists

>>26419885

Didn't you just say you attend one of the best med schools in the country? Fuck you.

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>>26419885
Have you heard the Fox and the Cherries?

It goes like this: there was a fox who saw some delicious looking cherries. He spent 10 years struggling to get the cherries. He got the cherries and ate them. They were actually sour and gave him a crippling gastrointestinal condition that he would never recover from.

But, to save face and not look like an idiot, he bragged that the cherries were delicious and recommended them to everyone.

>>26419840
>If you base your self worth on your relationship status then too bad bc you're beyond help that's just sad
so most of this board, with constant >tfw no gf threads. why would OP make this thread here when most are beyond hope. is he retarded or something?

>>26419846
Lol ok guy. Idk why you think I've been particularly lucky in my life, I just think maybe some of the people i see posting on r9k just like to whine a lot. If you dont see the value in at least trying to make the best of a bad situation then I guess why bother trying at all

>>26418382
whats wrong with wasting my youth? whats wrong with being unhappy?

y-you do realize life is meaningless right..

>Stop overanalizing things, just do what you like to do

But what if people are laughing at me behind my back or filming me?

>LIFT

no thanks, running is all I need

>Join a sport

Sports are boring and are for dudebro chads

>Don't take yourself so seriously

I don't, people I meet are just huge cuntwads

>Do things that those "awfull chads boohoo" do.

Nah mate, chads are cunts and I hate guitars as well as acting classes

>Don't spend the whole day sitting on your ass

I live in the middle of a frozen wasteland, there are no ''parks'' and the nearest town is 5 miles away.

>>26419904
>See? Why would people listen to you if you're going to throw shit at them?
Fair enough. I guess it's easy to forget where honesty stops and just being plain insulting starts. Still think some people in this thread could do with a wake up call

Currently on 500mg of test a week
1900ng/dL of testosterone in my blood, roughly 4 times the average amount a young man produces

I still feel no need to get away from my computer

>>26418382
I do all those things.
Your stupid fucking guide doesn't work faggot.

>>26419959
Tbh I only started browsing r9k yesterday thinking I was pretty bad. Seeing some of the posts here helped. Being able to give someone the advice you want someone to give you helped me and I dont see why it wouldnt help others. Fair enough that just makes OP sound selfish but oh well

>>26419840
>If you base your self worth on your relationship status then too bad bc you're beyond help that's just sad

What about the fact that normies and girls think you're weird or a creep just because you never had a gf or sex? How the hell can you blend in with them even they find you the odd one out?

actually i work, go to college, lift weights and volunteer at a nature reserve but i browse r9k on evening because im still an autist outcast.

>>26419885
>muh bro-science
>girls will suck your dick if become a slave to fullfiling the idea of masculinity
So what you are saying is, I need to submit to the ideal of a masculine man, i must change my internal self to accomodate the ideal of masculinity, i need to dedicate myself to fullfil the ideal so other people will validate my masl of masculinity.
Nigga you serious?

>>26419934
>muh tough love
>>r/TheRedPill
Same shit, all this macho bullshit isn't helping anyone to develop a healthy masculine identity.
>inb4 nu-male/beta

>>26418646
are you a circle?

>>26420008
>Sports are boring and are for dudebro chads
>I dont take myself so seriously
Nice
>>26420064
Do you live in a Disney sitcom

>>26418382
You are a fucking moron. Being a robot is more than body. there are a lot of fit robots, working robots and even robots who work with people and had fucked and non of it takes the autism away.

>>26419882
>I'm healthy, man! Don't mind that can't I run 30 meters without getting totally devastated, can't even do 20 push ups and saw minor changes with my puberty

>>26419951
I do.
"Moron" was a quote, He called me a moron. It's simple dialetics (if i'm a moron, that means you're more of a moron).

>>26420005
If you don't think there is anything wrong, go right ahead.

>>26420034
Maybe because you're being a retard in another way, you're the low life here, faggot.

It's a lot of "whinny people" mixed with people that want to discuss like intelligent people. I will only answer your "call out" if you put at least an ounce of thought and argument into it, just a little bit.

>>26418382
>DO THE FOLLOWING:
>LIFT
Stopped reading there. Fuck off with your shitty pseudo-advice memes.

>>26418382
>Join a sport
I want to, but I'm a unfit skinnyfat trying to git gud
Should I wait until I've trained for a while before joining to not be a huge burden?

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>>26420154
>>I'm healthy, man! Don't mind that can't I run 30 meters without getting totally devastated, can't even do 20 push ups and saw minor changes with my puberty
>All of these assumptions
Keep up the good work OP, you're really making a difference in our lives.

I'm ugly, boring, scared of everything, and I've never had a friend over 22 years. Following your advice will just make me a hollow imitation of a normal person. I'll still be an outcast, except I won't even be able to do the things i like doing now.

>>26418382
>our youth

I'm 30, turning 31 this year.

We didn't get the internet at home until I was 17 and I didn't find out about 4chan until I was about 22.


Unlike all these barely-18 millenials that post here, I actually have a good reason to post here.

>>26418382
>wake up
>didn't sleep enough
>want to die
>go to school
>feel happy enough
>come home
>tons of work, pc is slow, internet sucks, games are boring, might spend too long wasting time, feel like shit
>do work too late, go to sleep to late, don't study, feel like shit
>repeat
>get to weekend
>wake up at 1 pm, still tired, want to die, don't do any studying, waste life, go to bed
>only hope is to finally get the motivation to do some work to get a good enough job, then my life will consist of the exact same schedule except replace going to school with going to work
what the fuck is the point
it's either fully delude yourself or somehow find a way to constantly feel happy and keep shitty feelings to a minimum, or kill yourself
(too pussy to do second option, need more convincing that my chosen method will actually kill me)

>>26420132
>Do you live in a Disney sitcom

But people DO rip on you for being a lonely virgin. I have a friend that makes fun of virgins (I had to lie and say I wasn't). Plus, girls will think something is wrong with you if you NEVER had sex.

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>conform to societal standards of what it means to be a man!
>just change right now it's so easy!!!
>just go lift and it'll all fall into place
>just go find some friends it's not that hard
>just get a couple practice gfs what's the big deal?
>just go get laid bro
>do what you want to do as long as it's what other people like as well
>but don't worry about what other people like bro, what are you desperate?
>become what other people want and just be urself!
>the world doesn't revolve around you, loser, be a macho asshole and then the world WILL revolve around you

Nah man, this is literally like telling a thirsty african child to "just go drink some water"

I lift, I play various instruments, I'm 6' tall, I eat well, I go for 5 - 10 mile walks a day, I work in a gym teaching multiple classes a day to groups of 25+ people for an hour each, and you know what? None of that has helped me get a gf or any friends for that matter because I don't get along with normies. I don't share their tastes, I don't share their hobbies.

Now what, OP? What do you do when all of that has failed? Tell me in all your infinite wisdom of being a perfect 10/10 Chad

>>26420178
not him but join a martial arts gym/dojo. Team sports are fucking stupid, it's always a bunch of chads passing each other the ball or ball-like object while weaker players just sit on the bench or get ignored on the field.


With martial arts, it's you and you alone that determines how well you do.

>>26420303
>With martial arts, it's you and you alone
Says the pleb who's never done martial arts.
There's still gonna be chads, instead of passing the ball, they pass you around while using you as a practice punch-bag.

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>>26418382
>No one will cares about what you do on public, stop being hesitant
Bullshit.

Everyone carries around a camera in their pocket. If you do anything slightly weird or embarrassing, you'll be on someone's Instagram or Vine or Snapchat or "cringe website" with some rude comment about how much of a fucking loser you are. Everyone stares, everyone judges, and everyone has a camera to capture anyone they want.

>>26420370
Sounds like you're the one who's never done martial arts, I've done martial arts for nearly two decades, a good gym/dojo pairs you up with other people with the same physical abilities and skillset, and most of the time you're hitting pads/bags and doing drills.

>>26420300
>I work in a gym
get a real career, not that trash tier job

>>26418382
I eat well, I have a job, I go to uni, and I lift weights, but I'm pretty quite and when I try to have a conversation I fail to communicate my thoughts properly and sound autistic, also I'm overly aggressive and negative, which makes it even more difficult for me to get along with people. I might try to do martial arts but I think I'll still be a dirt bag

>>26420370
>martial arts
Just aim for the nose

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>>26420108
>>26420300
Those "ideals of a masculinity" are actually the way we read sexuality as humans. We are still animals, we have not changed since our tribal years.
You are trying to tell me that your sissified version of a man (that would get killed and wouldn't have their genes passed on when we fought for survival) is a revolt against the "predefined notions of what a man is"? You're the male version of a feminist.
Your "internal self" is nothing but a man that grew in the first world, on a protected society, and got shaped by this environment.
There is no value in being "unmanly". Just like there is no value in being a fat feminist that is not conforming to "da beauty standurds".

>>26420178
There is no such thing as a "burden" when in a sport anon, people are very friendly there.
Be upfront that you want to join the sport to get fit, to get a taste of competition and to meet new people and they will help you with what they can.

>>26420219
You just said you are a skinny pale man. These are good assumptions, assumptions aren't inheritly bad things

>>26420426
>you dont have the right KIND of job, that's your problem

Fuck you, nigger, I'm 22, what the fuck kind of career am I supposed to have?

>>26419885


I never really had any problems with women, so you missed hard on this one brother. I think they can do what they want just as much as I do, there is really no correlation between me saying that you are a retard and my "sexual complexes", even if I had any. There are no "ways of flesh" to grasp, if you want to fuck something, it is your deal. You basically collected all your braincells right now and tried to build a trojan horse around an ad-hominem which at core was just "lel you fucken virgin, *tips fedora*".
Besides, I never said I am brilliant, I just called out the platitude that is your "advice" and you did not manage to somehow build up to something comvincing in all of your posts. You are wasting your time, you would not believe me, but I used to do the same thing as you did. And at first I also was repulsed by the rejection I faced, but I understood that I am in the wrong here.
You are the delusional one here if you think that people here do not know what is the right thing to do, they know exactly what a "normal" person would do. They simply don't due to your aforementioned mental barriers, which can go much deeper than you could ever imagine.
But for all its worth, go on, try to be the messias who converts those pityful fools who simply do not grasp that secret which is none. Do your realize how much your stuff sounds like scam now?
Fuck off, there are much smarter people than you who failed at saving people from themselves.

>>26420545
>I'm 22
that's the age of 4-year college graduates. they have careers lined up in banking, programming, engineering, etc. were you too stupid to attend a top 15 university?

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>>26420532
Way to dance around the actual question you fucking idiot.

>bro we're just animals!!!! XDDDDD

Some people think they're above being a common ape. Changing who I am to fit a mold that others have defined for me is an affront on what it means to be yourself.

A true manly man who takes pride in his masculinity doesn't sacrifice himself based on other people's expectations.

Nice job completely ignoring any other point I brought up against you.

>>26418382
i was gay and fat and lazy and THEN I realized for 5 easy payments of 12.95 I COULD be lifting and playing guitar and being confident. Now I get 100000 bitches, thanks OP!!!

>>26420154
>It's a lot of "whinny people" mixed with people that want to discuss like intelligent people. I will only answer your "call out" if you put at least an ounce of thought and argument into it, just a little bit.
There you go again, showing your superiority complex, you keep saying you wanna help but you keep putting other people down, is this what i need to do in order to reach normie-hood? should i start putting other people down?

>>26420370
Only contact-based martial arts are like that, most of the time you'll spend it doing strengtht and strecthing drills

>>26420532
Holy fucking shit OP, you just went all out,
First i'm not a sissy i'm a man with an atlethic build made for boxing, unlike you i've been in life and death situations, on the city and in the wild.
You are projecting a bunch of shit on me because i told you that i don't buy your over-compensating macho bullshit and nobody should buy it.
You should quit the roids and stop acting like tough shit, i'm guessing you'll never know what it takes to survive natural and artificial danger

>>26420627
>DUDE COLLEGE!!!!!!
>WOOHOO BRO $20,000 IN DEBT
>WOOHOO SHITTY INTERNSHIP AS A BANKER MAKING MORE MONEY FOR MY KIKE BOSS
>BRO THIS LIST ON KIKEBOOK SAID MY UNI IS TOP 20 IN THE COUNTRY
>DUDE ARBITRARY CONSTRUCTS

Seriously man, do you just take all of your advice from self help posts on reddit?

>>26420532
>fighting and fucking are the highest virtues

self-centered, regressive bullshit. you're basically an ape. you don't give a damn about society, it's all about promoting a me-first mentality so you don't feel bad when you get your dick wet even if you aren't actually contributing anything, while pale, fat, weak, nerdy guys produce all the inventions and technologies that advance society in the first place.

you are not just shaped by your environment. you are the product of your environment. and all this weight lifting, sports, keep your head down and don't think about the way things really are, you're rationalizing the human version of the peacocks feathers. you turn an excess of nutrient into vitality SOLELY for the purpose of attracting a mate. people can make their lives about that and be perfectly happy, while other people try to take the moral high road and suffer in order to make the world a better place, and then you come here with your dead philosophers and your macho man bullshit acting like you found the holy grail. fuck you.

you're going to have to think a lot fucking harder if you want to solve the problems of the people here.

>>26420741
>DUDE COLLEGE!!!!!!
yea
>WOOHOO BRO $20,000 IN DEBT
what is full ride m8
>WOOHOO SHITTY INTERNSHIP AS A BANKER MAKING MORE MONEY FOR MY KIKE BOSS
the experience catch-22
>BRO THIS LIST ON KIKEBOOK SAID MY UNI IS TOP 20 IN THE COUNTRY
yea it's pretty good, has produced a lot of Nobel laureates
>DUDE ARBITRARY CONSTRUCTS
lol a.k.a moder society?

>Seriously man, do you just take all of your advice from self help posts on reddit?
no. i just think it's embarrassing working at a gym, retail, restaurant, or other low skill position. and most girls will look down on it as well.

>>26420532
Fair enough, I guess. Seems like our ideas of skinny are very different though. While you imagine me to be sickly, I just see myself as average or unexceptional. I can run a 6.5-7 minute mile friend, who the fuck runs a 30 meter dash and quits? I lift dumbbells and shit when I feel like it and worked two summers stacking hay bails. Your biggest problems in this thread are your assumptions as well as your temper. Not all of us want your help, so you're only wasting your time in most cases. I can't imagine a large portion of people here are ready and willing to accept help from an angry stranger. Take your hero complex somewhere else.

>>26418382
careful OP, you are going to trigger these defeatist autistic cucks

>>26420857
IF ONLY WE COULD ALL BE AS GIFTED AS YOU

I AM NOT WORTHY

>>26418382
How about you suck my dick

>>26420911

He got BTFO hard already m8.

>>26420857
Ah so you really do everything that's expected of you, how sweet. I'm sure you're gonna be one of those nobel laureates one day, aren't you?

I'm not really sure how making $60 an hour is "low level" or "embarrassing" though, must be a millennial thing.

Absolutely fantastic job refuting my points beyond societal standards.

>>26420253
This, I will just feel like an empty carcass of a chad

>>26418382
>- Stop overanalizing things, just do what you like to do.
analyzing* I am doing what I like to do right now and it isn't working
>- LIFT.
gym is too much hassle/money, I have no money, I might run back and forth in my garden though for cardio, maybe do pull ups on a tree branch
>- Join a sport.
no one will like me, they will thnik I am cringe and want to get rid of me
>- Don't take yourself so seriously. ( You need to get over the fact that the world does not revolve around you. It never has and never will. No one will cares about what you do on public, stop being hesitant)
That's all very well, but I can't survive on nothing. When I ask for a minimum wage job as a janitor I am called entitled. When Chad goes out and keeps bugging normies for favors and "networking" until he is offered scholarships and a paid internship at goldman sachs he is called confident. What you're saying is pretty naive tbqh.
>- Do things that those "awfull chads boohoo" do. (Like playing a guitar, taking acting classes and etc).
takes years to learn, I will only ever be mediocre, I don't really enjoy guitar though I used to when I was younger and more autistic and became obsessed with some lame songs from the 80s
>- Don't spend the whole day sitting on your ass, at least take a walk in a park if you have no friends and no plans yet (YOU NEED SUNLIGHT).
UV radiation ages the skin, at this rate I need to remain youthful looking for as long as possible if I am to have any sort of life

>>26420786
to continue

i do all those things. but not because they have value. they don't make me a better person than anyone else. i might as well be a junkie, chasing one of the few socially acceptable drug highs.

>>26420962
>Ah so you really do everything that's expected of you
yea it's gotten me a lot of money and career growth so far, that's all i care about
>I'm sure you're gonna be one of those nobel laureates one day, aren't you?
no, i just want money and used that metric for the purpose of this bait
>I'm not really sure how making $60 an hour is "low level" or "embarrassing" though
working at a gym is embarrassing unless you own the gym
>must be a millennial thing
yes
>Absolutely fantastic job refuting my points beyond societal standards
hold on let me refute your points using philosophical and teleological standards, gymcuck

>>26419276

haha, stupid, ugly, negro retard. what a piece of shit tard.

>>26418382
>fit advice
snapped my rotator cuff and left knee, no hope for lifting again but I try to walk the dog 3miles a day it doesnt feel good and the pain keeps me up all night but it makes me feel good that the dog isnt sad
>do what you like to do
I honestly don't like doing anything its all just routine and its always been like that even before my medication
>diet
is there a point anymore now that I cant train? I am alot more stupid but that could just be because of me thinking less then because of my diet.
>join a sport
I have done sports for most of my life but I was always terrible and never progressed even under a coach who was interested.
>dont take yourself so seriously
I dont anymore and all i feel is numbness
>chad stuff
I am jealous but I accept that they will always be normal and that I am just someone incapable of finding courage for suicide.
>sitting on your ass
Outside of work and the dog I have nothing else to do unless therapy counts.

Honestly I dont see why you come here with this advice its clear that the majority of us wont breed ( I hope) so men like you will raise healthy children who won't become like us. You risk creating more of us by pushing us to be normal because we have been shaped by life to be like this and changing now will make us better if we succeed but we will always be robots and any use we COULD have would be below the quality of a man such as yourself.

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>>26418382

What the hell?
At first glance I thought this thread was the usual bullshit
but OP gives legit advice.

>>26419535
>pale and full of freckles

fucking rangas

>>26418382
>Let's be stupid faggots and annoy people doing what they enjoy by telling them what to do instead.
I beseech, take thine own life and begone.

>>26418382
>Be almost poor
>Can't do anything other than go alone biking nowhere
Hey OP, how about you stick your shitty rich kid advice up your ass?

>>26418382
Thank fuck your here OP, I'm in trouble.

My arms are such fucking noodles, I cant even do one push up.

HELP.

>>26421300
Yh OP fuck your middle class ass.

>>26421306
eat right, go for walks, if you can, get a job in manual labor, then shadow box, pump yourself up, get yourself ready, and do that one motherfucking pushup

>>26421331
>Current economy
>He can afford all that shit he does/did

How about you stop being a faggot too?

>tfw you still have a chance since you're a good musician

>>26421350
>eat right

So no sugars, only fruit and veg, that kind of thing?

>>26421399
you'll probably have to get some dairy products, meat. get your proteins. there's also brocolli, lentils, chick peas, nuts are great.

no processed sugar is the right direction, but fruits in particular are high in, "natural" sugars.

>>26419844
you don't have to do these things, being fit would help more in getting whatever it is that you want or whatever type of woman you're interested with granted you have a bit of facial aesthetics

>>26418382
>it's a "mindless dudebro who thinks he 'gets' life hands advice nobody asked for" episode

how about you crawl back to /r/lifehacks or whatever hole you came from?

>>26420532
>>>26420631 >>26420668 >>26420786 >>26420864
you're arguing for no reason, waste of time

humanity has always been about restricting the basic desires so society could evolve

even the constitution is a document restricting freedom and these basic desires, or at the very least putting a foundation allowing to focus these desires into something productive

being fit is simply better than being a fat fuck that's the bottom line

>>26418382
So you tell me to stop overanalyzing things and do what I like to do, but then you go on to tell me to do a lot of things that I don't want to do. You ain't making much sense man.

>>26419954
>you have a perfect body after years of discipline
>why are you trying to trick me into thinking looking sexy is a good thing

man, robots are retarded

>>26420300
>>conform to societal standards of what it means to be a man!

granted being a "man" today seems to be associated with fucking as many women as possible and to never actually be a productive member of society

but being fit is nothing to do with being a real man, it has to do with self respect

hell you look at donal trump, he is 100% man yet he is a fat fuck

>>26418382
>- LIFT.
>- Eat more protein and fats (if you're skinny)
>- Eeat less carbohydrates (if you're fat)
>- Join a sport.
>- Do things that those "awfull chads boohoo" do. (Like playing a guitar, taking acting classes and etc).
>- Don't spend the whole day sitting on your ass, at least take a walk in a park if you have no friends and no plans yet (YOU NEED SUNLIGHT).

Why the fuck would I do any of this shit? I don't enjoy it. What's there to gain?

Don't say women, because it's fucking stupid to make yourself suffer just to attract the attention of other people.

>>26419272
only sensible post in this godawful thread
op is blinded by ideology

>130+ replies

I hope you all realize this is a testament to how insecure you are. As soon as someone tries to give you suggestions that would rectify your shitty lives, even a little bit, its time to throw up your arms and smash the fuck out of the reply button. Listen to OPs advice, hell listen to anyone elses advice but your own, or continue living the shit life you already do now. If you are an adult and still haven't seen an upswing, you're doing it wrong. admit fault and do something about it rather than crying on the internet.

Hey op
I tried to do pushups and situps for a few weeks but when I looked at the mirror I saw myself fatter and tittier. And I'm already a skinny fat manlet with broad shoulders so I don't want to look fattier and or tittier.

What do

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>>26418579
this is relevence

Honestly guys, its like I had a second childhood in my mid 20s where I was raised by 4chan, and now I don't know of anything else. I go outside, but all there is to do is walk around alone, and go to events where I do meet people and make friends, but don't have any actual hobbies, done nothing my whole life and its inconceivable how anyone would want to freely associate with me outside of any other planned event, and even if I had friends, I wonder how long the hanging out would last before they get bored of me.

>>26421737
>opie gives advice nobody asked for
>people tell it as it is
>opie gets so buttfrustrated he samefags

>>26419272
that's actually a decent argument, but if you are going to look at life as an arbitrary sequence of decisions and experiences, why are you just sitting in front of a computer? playing video games all the time? that's doing little more than waiting for death according to you. Normal people have interests, ambitions, and desire new experiences while they have the life that they do. if you don't have the desire to make experience any more from life, and thus are simply waiting for death, living is pointless. But you continue to do so. why? because you do have ambitions and do desire experiences. why you choose not to take a chance and pursue them is your loss, certainly not mine.

>>26418579
Not our fault faggot.

>>26421815
nice try my man

>>26419114
your autism gave me a heart attack.

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i just don't care anymore

i want to die so badly but i dont have the guts

>>26420532
>we are still animals
Then why can we go out and rape

I definitely wish I had played fewer video games in my 20s. Oh well. Can't change it now.

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>>26418382
>Stop overanalizing things, just do what you like to do.

>implying free will exists and i can turn off my intense fear and anxiety
>imlying i hevent tried all your bullshit allready

>LIFT.
when i was 10-15 my family made me exercise and i even did it volunterally by myself somthimes, dident change the fact that im a beta autist sperg and i dident even get serious gains

Eat more protein and fats (if you're skinny)
- Eeat less carbohydrates (if you're fat)

im skinnyfat

>this dieting bullshit

you may not want to hear it but GENETICS ARE EVERYTHING you can still make your body the best it can be, but a huge chunk of your life will be dedicated to makeing yourself look average body wise

>join a sport
i did my parents and chad brother made me do basketball when i was 7 and football when i was 12 it did nothing but worsen my mental state

>Do things that those "awfull chads boohoo" do. (Like playing a guitar, taking acting classes and etc).

>guitar
>acting
>chad
>kek

>(YOU NEED SUNLIGHT).

kek, nope
le its your choice :^) meme: the post

>>26421737
>follow bro-advice from a cunt who is unable to offer any kind of constructive argument
I guess name-calling is an acceptable answer when it comes to you guys

>>26421737
>be us
>our whole lives speant being systimatically shit on, even shittyer meantal state
>normie chad comes in with his head up high being all self richious spewing
>LIFT BRO, ITS A CHOICE I CAN READ YOU BECAUSE IM A GENIOUS
>expect us not to get mad
>KEK, yer mad because im right!
>meanwhile you still get pissed at liberal femmisnists for spewing "MUH SOGENY"

>>26418382
FUCK OFF. Let me live my life how I want. Your suggestion will not be noted.

>>26418382
All of this shit is useless if you're ugly. We unattractive people are fucked no matter how fit or how outgoing we are.

>>26418382
Why do you care? What does it matter to you? Why in the hell do you want more males competing over females?

>>26418382

>implying this will help me be able to socialize like a normal human being

>>26418382
You're that faggot yesterday who was talking about how you were going to become a chad. Listen up
>I lift
>alot of us actually lift or are a healthy weight not OW
>Some of us have crippling social anxiety and you can't get over it overnight.
>Some of us have mental issues.
>Life does not come easy as some other people.
>You don't know everyone issues and the extent of them.
Get the fuck off this board faggot.

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>>26418382
>just do what you like to do.

What if you don't know what you really like to do?

>>26418382
I really want to take acting classes? Is there a chance to actually become an actor if you put a lot of effort into it?

>>26422816
To be realistic, you probably won't get noticed in the world of acting in your lifetime. However, if you're like me, you'll throw away your future on the hope that you're the one.

>>26422922
>However, if you're like me, you'll throw away your future on the hope that you're the one.
Greentext your story please, also if you have any advice on acting or good sites I could use please
Thank you right now, I will not be able later I will go to sleep, I shall check the archive.

>>26418382
Doesn't matter how much of a certain chemical you have. You can do all that, and we'll both die and you're a fucking fool for even trying you dumb cunt.

>>26418382
>Go on the mirror and see how pale your skin is

Das racist m8

>>26419272
This guy's right 2bh

Armchair life counsellors ITT

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>>26419880
It's ideological colonization, plain and simple. Typically including a reference or statement about "safe spaces" to make the out-group feel bad about defending themselves or attacking the sense of solidarity.

ok so let's say i get rid of my computer

what am i supposed to do with all the time freed up. you can't lift all day and you cant walk in the park all day so maybe now u realize y ur post is dumb

>>26421932
W-What do you mean by that?

>short
I could get rid of my computer and television, spend all day in classes (provided I had enough money to do so)

Hell spend the entirety of my day between work, the gym and classes and still never get laid

If I'm not having sex regularly I won't be happy with myself, regardless of how swole and skilled I am

>>26420627
>you too stupid to attend a top 15 university?
Yes. I attended a mediocre one

>I've been lifting 1.5 years consistent with no days missed(except a few sick days)
>I eat normal now 165 from 125 5'11 skelly
>I do martial arts MWF 4 - 7 pm not missing a single session for 7 years Arnis is particular
>I draw on my spare time (I'm an animation student)
>I always walk to the gym to get some sunlight 5 times a day (currently doing candito's 6 week program)
>I have a loving gf of 4 years and going who's helped me through and stopped me from suicide multiple times.

the world may not fucking revolve around me but I'm still a miserable piece of shit whos been diagnosed with severe anxiety and depression and currently being forced to take therapy due to past suicide attempts.

I have done everything to try and make myself "better" but sadly the only thing that ever gives me solace is browsing this god damn site because these robots at least know what its like to be miserable and alone

and normies know fuck all about anything being alone and miserable

GO FUCK YOURSELF OP I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL YET YOU FUCKING TELL SHIT I ALREADY KNOW THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK

GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE

>>26419175
>definitely not a moron
>is definitely a moron
IT DOESN'T ADD UP!

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>>26418708
This board needs more positive threads, even if you're gonna be a neckbeard virgin for the rest of your life you gotta enjoy yourself for once. Less "OMG r9k I'm literally shaking" tier shit and more stuff like comfy threads, threads about getting fit, threads about being a lazy slob and loving it, hell even woman hate threads minus the angst, just laughing at stupid hoes. And all it really takes is a dedicated samefag posting a couple of these types of thread over the course of a few months and people will start picking it up themselves.

>>26424731
You have mental illness. Seek professional help and you might get better. I know you fucks will probably tell me depression and anxiety etc is a meme and honestly you'd be right for most cases but some people like this guy are legit.

Regardless, OP's advice is exactly what the average lazy boring neet needs to do and they don't really have an excuse for not doing it.

>>26418382
> No one will cares about what you do on public, stop being hesitant
Is this why cringe compilations are so popular?

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>>26422186
>someone called me a name on the internet
Lol how old are you

Nope, what you normies don't seem to understand, call it the just world fallacy or whatever, is that no matter what a short man does, no matter how accomplished he is unless he's rolling in cash as a result of it women will without exception take the taller guy.

Women correlate personality with appearance and if you're short you're considered unattractive.

>>26424875
He said in his post that he's already in therapy.

Lifting doesn't always work. If you have really skinny wrists you have really low potential in lifting and have to work 2x as hard for half the gains. It can be extremely discouraging. I've had a few girlfriends and have a really nice one now, but my depression always makes my relationships rocky. Until now I've been trying to get my current gf pregnant so I have that pressure of reproduction lifted. The past week was great until yesterday, where I tried going out to a meetup and wasn't able to talk to anyone and got depressed afterward. So now I spiraled down into a depressive slump, broke my nofap streak of 6 days, and have been ignoring my gf's texts because I don't want her to see my bad mood. It also probably means I'll miss my chance of impregnating her this month, since she'll feel I'm unstable.

I miss smoking weed.

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>>26424870
>that comfy pic
>notice filename
>I'm such a newfag I don't even have many 13...filenames

>>26418382
>just do what you like to do
>Just be yourself. Look at how well being myself has worked out for me.

>>26418382
> see how pale your skin is
> implying I'm not a fucking shit skin
> implying I don't try to spend as little time in the sun as possible hoping I'll be more pale and hating myself and wanting to an hero

Fuck off normie.

>>26420627
Anon, fuck off. Sure, there are some great careers in those fields, but if the guy doesn't want to work in them, it doesn't mean he's stupid or incapable, just that he's not interested in those fields.

Quit pushing the "Muh STEM careers are the only real careers and it's impossible to be successful with any other" meme.

>>26420857
>implying girls look down on guys who are personal trainers, and they don't get relationships with fit women much more than any engineer
>implying anyone looks down on someone who manages several successful chain stores, or a chef

Dating a banker or a programmer is every girl's dream, right?

Also
>implying you got a full ride scholarship, and are still shitposting here instead of working on your degree

>>26418382
>Get in a room full of people
>Can't help but feel incredibly uncomfortable
>Start sweating
>People start staring at me
>World starts to feel like it revolves around me
>Wish everyone wouldn't look at me

>>26418382
>stop overanalizing things, just do what you like to do
I like to grope hot girls i see in public transportation and campus
>LIFT
''dude you shouldn't lift for girls, but for yourself. Also, lift for girls bro''
>eat more proteins and fats
implying we're all richfags who can buy large quantities of food whenever we want
>join a sport
Guys who do sports do it because they like it, not to impress others, retard
>don't take yourself seriously (the world doesn't revolve around you)
funny how this advice could easily be given to 99% of the population. You thinks 99% of people are all kv's?
>Do things chad does
Chad does those things because he likes doing it, not to impress others. Holy shit this is probably the worst advice you can give to people who care too much about what others think of them.

>Don't spend the whole day sitting on your ass, at least take a walk in a park if you have no friends and no plans yet

I love being outside in nature and i go out for walks often, so do alot of other robots. But just going outside doesn't mean people will spotaniously start talking to me


3/10 advice, at least you didn't tell us to ''bee ourself XDDDD''

>YOU NEED SUNLIGHT
Jokes on you faggot I live in Canada and its -12 out right now.

>>26425467
>I like to grope hot girls i see in public transportation and campus

No you don't, and obviously it means within the constraints of the law.

>''dude you shouldn't lift for girls, but for yourself. Also, lift for girls bro''

No-one even mentioned girls you strawmanning retard.

>implying we're all richfags who can buy large quantities of food whenever we want

Things like chicken breast, rice and pastas, as well as other meats aren't expensive in the slightest, and are easily adaptable to make a varied, nutritionally rich diet. This excuse has been debunked a ridiculous amount of times, eating healthy is cheaper than eating shit food.

>Guys who do sports do it because they like it, not to impress others, retard

Are you saying there's literally no sports you could possibly ever enjoy? How would you know if you haven't done them? They're not all team sports anon.

>funny how this advice could easily be given to 99% of the population. You thinks 99% of people are all kv's?

99% of the population doesn't let their self consciousness stop them from functioning at all.

>Chad does those things because he likes doing it, not to impress others. Holy shit this is probably the worst advice you can give to people who care too much about what others think of them.

So pick a thing that's socially acceptable, and you enjoy. Don't act like there isn't anything, there obviously is going to be. Stop using this excuse.

>But just going outside doesn't mean people will spotaniously start talking to me

It kind of does though. Just the other day I was out walking my dog, and had at least three people say a passing hi, had a conversation with an older couple that had a few dogs mine was going insane about, and had a 5 min chat with some chick who commented on the breed of my dog. Being out and about with something that lets people start conversation is absolutely going to mean people will talk to you.

>>26418382
>- Don't take yourself so seriously. ( You need to get over the fact that the world does not revolve around you. It never has and never will. No one will cares about what you do on public, stop being hesitant

I decided to this once and people started commenting on how weird my gait is and posture is. Went right back to my self conscious ways and people stopped ridiculing me.

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>waste our youth
>youth
I'm turning 48 in May.

>>26420373
Putting cameras on phones was a mistake.

>>26420627
Not everyone can have the top tier genetics to be capable of that. Are you so delusional to think that everyone is able to do that?

I'm more red than anything senpai
Wish I was pale

>>26419358
>Or maybe he is actually living his life to the fullest

Way to miss his point dumbass.

>>26419775
So why lift even if I'm healthy?
I'll just be fit and alone. Makes no sense.

>>26419821
But the game IS broken.

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>Do what you like to do
>Lift
Dropped

I'm here because the only thing I derive any pleasure from whatsoever is shitposting on this shitty board

>>26418382
>just do what you like to do
>proceeds to tell us the things we must do

It's contradiction, then

Op is a normie and he should be reminded to leave reeeeee

am I wrong or is this an obscure old copypasta

I'm getting deja vu

>>26427051
I'm not going to go all OP chad on you, but read books and watch films. You will feel better.

>>26418382
sometimes the assholes are the ones with the opinions too

>>26418382
Lol, no thanks. I can understand if you like to self-indulge in writing a little guide for others so you can jack your ego off but I enjoy how I'm living so you can shove it right up your ass.

>>26419689
Yes, clearly what those dudes in that pic are lacking is "confidence"

>>26419967
exactly. The only act I am truly motivated to do is to off myself. Everything else is a silly shuffle around the issue

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I had a weird revelation today. I've always known that just about every person judges another almost entirely on appearance. And I realized today that it also applies to ME. I mean, I guess this isn't all surprising but its just weird to think of other people actually thinking thoughts about me. I've always kind of felt like I never really existed in the same world as everyone else and that all that time spent in front of the mirror was only seen by the girls I liked.

>>26428262
>never realizing other people judge you by your appearance
are you even a robot

Quality bait, compadre

>>26418382

Stop overanalizing things, just do what you like to do.
>I'm far to autistic to do that, and I've tried to really hard aswell.
- LIFT.
>already doing that, muscles dobt cure autism
- Eat more protein and fats (if you're skinny)
>not gonna argue there
- Eeat less carbohydrates (if you're fat)
>same here
- Join a sport.
>when I tried to join a hokey team the laughed at me and insulted me, when I joined a basketball team they wouldn't even let me play or train with them
- Don't take yourself so seriously. ( You need to get over the fact that the world does not revolve around you. It never has and never will. No one will cares about what you do on public, stop being hesitant)
>justbeyourself.jpg
- Do things that those "awfull chads boohoo" do. (Like playing a guitar, taking acting classes and etc).
>been playing the violin for 6 years, does that count?
- Don't spend the whole day sitting on your ass, at least take a walk in a park if you have no friends and no plans yet (YOU NEED SUNLIGHT).
>I guess thats true, but the mai n problem is that we will probably never have friends to make plans with

Op needs to get the fuck out of here and go back to /soc/ or /fit/

self improvement is masturbation
trade one obsession for another, good job, at least you can feel better than everyone else
that's what it's all about right

>>26418382
You're an idiot and I would be glad if you died tomorrow.

>>26422362
Why do you insist on deluding yourself into thinking your life is out of your control? It seems like a pathetic way of passing off the responsibility of your failures to be honest. High school was years ago man. Work on fixing your fucking life. I don't understand how "Chad being mean to me boo hoo" caused you that much pain that you will militantly defend your can NOT attitude. Quit being such a fucking pussy.

>>26418382
>just b urself braaaa lmaoooooooooo XD

enough with these threads jeez.

>>26418382
>just do what you like to do
>list of things i detest
I already am doing what i like, exercise and diets wont make me happy

'no'

>This comment is original, go drink a gallon of Drano.