Waifus welcome and good lads too edition
I'm mostly just joking about at this point.
Posting waifu for the first time today~
Does anybody have a link to an article that explains the junior doctors strike? I can't find any that aren't very biased one way or the other.
Reporting in sir, how is everyone tonight?
Bunch of fags that want to protest against the tory government since they are all rich lefties,
They don't want to have to work one Saturday a month to stop people from dying
They will only work on Saturdays if they get a mega pay rise.
The hours they have to work has been seriously cut down they just have to an occasional saturday. Bunch of whiny faggots and not the good kind.
and to balance it out
Working on satudays is dangerous, we might still be high from our friday binge, just be ill on weekdays grandma.
If they wanted to work satudays they wouldn't have been born into a rich family and got a high paying job.
i prefer nicer pictures of ryuko tbqtwy senpai
I would come and cuddle you.
Sure lad, anytime you want.
Meet me halfway and we can go cuddle.
I have loads senpai, got about 3gb of Ryuko on my hard drive.
I always need more.
ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO CLASS TOMORROW
I think shes pretty cool.
better than satsuki anyways
What's your favourite flag lads?
You can't name one of ours (Union Jack, England, Scotland etc.)
I really like the flag of Macau. It has a comfy green colour that isn't too harsh on the eyes it has a cool lotus flower
I'll see you in oxford in twnety minutes. Bring a daki, a K-ON box set and a kilo of poppers.
I want to be adopted now!
Ryuko best girl there really is no comparison senpai.
Time for posting waifu
I've got a mate who drives an MX5 but he's a normal bloke and goes everywhere in trackies and a baseball cap. He drinks cider and goes to watch Bristol Rovers every weekend. Drive whatever you want.
>walking through town
>accidentally make eye contact with a nearby salesman or homo
I'll cuddle you pal
Pedos are People. Pedo Lives Matter.
>being a trip fag is literally accepting that you are cancer
how does it feel to be cancer you fucking shit skin piece of shit.
Nigel is on question time tonight lads.
Get ready for some top quality EU banter.
He just wants to be remembered because no one else in his life remembers him. I might've mentioned before but shouting and screaming is what small children do for attention, I'm surprised he hasn't caught on to that. Shouting for the sake of shouting is spastic. I pity him.
not bad, a few years ago id prolly have listened to that but now everytime I hear what I guess you would call 'darker lyrics' I feel like im listening to linkin park.
I cant imagine anyone older than a teenager listening to this. it would be odd to be in an old peoples home and hear someone listening to this.
I don't listen to any music anymore tho.
>tfw you used to be able to write a long-ass essay without any difficulty
>Now you sit down and all you can think is, "I don't know what to write. Writing such-and-such would be embarrassing."
>tfw everyone's solution is for to be myself, have more confidence in myself, etc. but I can't just flick a switch
Any advice? /r9k/ is probably a bad place to ask, but I'm really at my wit's end. This low self-esteem is ruining my life. I've been to the doctors but they prescribed me useless SSRIs and cognitive therapy that did jack shit.
I used to do History in Six Form and it really was a subject that I loved and was good at.
I wrote about the thing that I loved and it was like a spark that set of a fire when I got going, writing about the Cold War became second nature, and I could write and write.
What my point boils down to is, WANT to write rather than NEED to write, find something that you like to talk about and put it in written form, find someone to critique the work when you are done, take this in small steps.
Hopefully I helped you somewhat my friend.
There's a variety bag
I know you said it can't be one of ours but for me it really is the the flag of the European Union.
Not only is it visually appealing, it's also deeply symbolic. The stars stand for the ideals of unity, solidarity and harmony among the peoples of Europe.
It's boring though. Usually if you get someone's attention it's to say something interesting but I have absolutely no interest in anything you ever say.
You are actually the britfeel version of Michael McIntyre.
>solidarity and harmony among the peoples
That's basically a souless shit flag, it denies culture and is a symbol of true oppression
>Where do you find obscure music like that?
I heard that song on Electro-Swing Revolution Radio. Electro-Swing is a fairly new genre which is basically about remixing classic Swing music, but there isn't enough of it to maintain a radio station so they play normal swing music too
It's a very interesting sound, and I heard about the genre in a 'Whats the worst genre of the last x years' thread on /mu/
I find all my music through internet radio stations, I'm a web developer so I spend most of my wagecuck hours typing away and listening to choonz
I think happy people, who aren't simple Fucks, usually realise that we only have one life, and surround themselves with things they like and people they love and wake up in the morning and think 'be happy' and not 'be awkward and lonely'
>those people who are balding and don't just shave their head
Just accept it. Obviously if you have a hairstyle that makes it look not-so-bad then rock that, but it you're trying way too hard to hide it and it looks dumb then bic that shit.
I know a guy with a HUGE bald spot on the back of his head. I'm talking a 5 inch circle on the back of his head and yet he still grows his hair out.
I was there for a few months a couple of years ago.
Yo Britbots has anyone tried Tenga eggs and can give me a heads up to whether they are worth it or not.
Looking at the single use one to be exact but any other info would be good!
They're great and I'd order more if I could afford them. Massive improvement over using one's hand. "Single use" is a bit misleading since you if you're careful with them, you can easily re-use them a couple times.
>scream and reee at the same volume, slowly increasing in pitch and volume at the same time
>eventually reach autism levels that can be tracked by a device that scans
>burst through ceiling and kill normies with your ear piercing call of the night.
Just because you're white doesnt mean you have to be a pussy dude. I see white people on stapleton road all the time without shank marks in their stomachs so idk why you're worried
Kitchen in my local Wetherspoons.
It's an alright job, I find myself doing the washing up and cleaning more than the cooking/preparing. I'm just better at one than I am the other.
Nice man, sounds like a more decent gig than I am at, work at McDonalds part time, whilst studying at uni.
Speaking of which what are you hoping to study and get your degree in friend?
How bad was it 12 years ago? It was about 80-85% paki when I was there. One of the things I noticed was that every colour was segregated into their own part of the main break room, like an American prison yard.
Probably not, we do pretty well on our cleanliness checks.
I'm hoping to be starting a 3 year CompSci course. I've had offers from the 2 unis I actually care about (Cardiff and Loughborough), visited Cardiff yesterday and will be visiting Loughborough on Saturday. I can't fucking wait to go desu.
At the moment Cardiff is almost certainly going to be my first choice. They're Russell Group, the area is great, accommodation is cheap, and they course seems good.
Plus they have a society where I can go play MtG, so I'm pretty much set.
Yea. Was about 50-50 when I was there. Yep. Definite segregation. All different groups split off. But of the white birds there. The stacys. Jesus. I was friendly with some, not bf material, but friendly. I still fap about some of their slag antics now.
Lmao Sweden has taken negative interest rates even low the absolute mad man.
How do you lads feel knowing you are living in the last few months of a European Union? and the right wing will gain power of many European countries eradicating migrants and muslims?
It's truly a glorious time to be alive.
as much as I hate the work and the customers, I quite like it, its easier than my last job that I had, used to work in pie shop, making the actual pastry and pressing the pies for filling. Was a shitty long job but pay was cash in hand. McDonalds has something about it that makes me not hate it, but able to bear it more than say a department store job or cashier at Tesco
Nice man, thats what I am currently doing at the moment, second semester first year in, are you planning on a particular career path. I also heard that Loughborough is pretty decent as well, teacher recommended it to me and a couple of others when I made my choice.
I live at home still and commute to my uni, its sucks but its better than paying out the ass for accommodation, plus I reckon I would die if I ate my cooking.
>are you planning a particular career path
I don't know yet. I'll probably end up doing something in procedural software development. Working in the IT support department of a business sounds comfy as fuck though.
You really think a bunch of rag-tag racists are going to beat the EU? They have billions to rev up the propaganda machine with, legions of fresh naive students to harvest votes off, plus a lot of help from people who have an interest in minimising disruption to the markets. Right-wing pipe dream.
my nigga, I was thinking of doing that, or network engineering and maintenance, seems to have the big bucks attached to it.
I wish I could get paid to fix computers for the rest of my life.
It's not. It's frustrating.
I worked as tech support for Air Products in Surrey for a while back in 2006ish, people have no fucking idea how to use a computer.
Almost every problem can be solved by rebooting the machine, and those that actually involve a trip to them result in them treating me like it's my fault.
The vote may well turn out to be a sideshow, the EU is tearing itself apart, schengen i coming to an end, the eastern states are moving to the right. Germans are realising they can't handle all these rapists.
You know having a degree won't qualify you for those positions. you need to get cisco certified if you want to work on networks.
You need to be a normie to work in support, IT support has been turned in to a service industry by HR sluts
>network engineering and maintenance
You unnastan me nigga
>IT support has been turned in to a service industry by HR sluts
This is too true. A lot of the clients I have to deal with are county councils, and nearly all of them have outsourced their IT support because they think it's cheaper. What it really means is it takes 2 days and multiple calls to someone in India to do anything.
The course that I am on has the material for the CISCO certification, with optional modules that lead up to the actual exam that I need to take to become a certified network engineer from CISCO.
got my bases covered senpai, feeling good about that senpai.
>a paki on benefits complaining about other shitskins on benefits
Mum says they're apparently turning Rochdale into a shithole too, just like the town on the channel 4 documentary
Though even she was still defending them
British bennies for British people
The police do nothing because they are afraid to look racist. They don't even arrest foreign drug dealers anymore.
Plus the council is full of lefties and labourites who won't admit they were wrong
Transcript of every question time ever
>Male, conservative MP argues using analytics and statistics, doesn't use emotional arguments, gets booed
>Female, Labour MP argues using emotional arguments, not statistics and analytics, gets clapped
>Two panellists talk over each other for a solid 30 seconds.
>One reporter who juts in at random intervals and argues against both sides
>Dingle totally pars a panellist like a fucking lad.
>Crazy elderly audience member says something cringey
>Middle aged female audience member talks about her experience and thinks it represents everybodys experiences.
STOP FUCKING GAYING UP THE GENERAL
WHY ARE ANIME PEOPLE ALWAYS THE ERP/FAGGOTS?
How far behind on the thread are you? Currently it's paki's out shitposting time.
Up next is goodnight wagecucks, followed by unifags out, then depressed neets posting time. Then the thread will die till 7-8am.
I want this place to be the depressed neets posting time all the time, as it was truly intended to be
Friday tomorrow lads. All the bosses are on holiday except for mine, but she telecommutes. Me and the network guy are gonna blast evil music all day (9 to 4 Fridays woooo)
Anyone else /not terribly wagecucked/?
You couldn't fight your way out of a playground.
I'd fucking destroy you and not even break a sweat.
Seriously I am probably the hardest guy in britfeel, my biceps are 20" in girth.
>tfw no snorkmaiden gf
>tfw no gf
this will not be original of course
bought an iphone 6 lads. even though i know they're for retards
>its a raf post
>tfw no snorkmaiden gf
If you look online you will find many but it usually goes;
I'm a youn go getter etc
I know computer shiz
I have GCSEs coming out my balls
I once put some books I found on the floor back in their proper place at the library
lurker here, i have had the same issue. this is the cv i've been using lately to no luck...
Working on mine right now.
There's a second page but it's only interests and references.
and here's me with my third class degree volunteering in oxfam
Mildly drunk on wine and whisky, how're your thursday nights going?
Man yours look really fancy. No wonder I'm not getting any interviews or offers.
I even sat down with the careers advisor at my university to write this.
People reviewing CVs don't want to read [all that shit, by you]. They're only looking for details that match the criteria that they've already decided upon. The harder you make it for them to pick them out the less response you'll get.
>latex at an advanced level
Why not use it?
Too many words. I would actually bin this. I didn't even read most of it, people get put off by seeing too many words, especially when they need to get through a lot of CVs. Just list your degrees, talk about them in the interview. And don't list gaming as the first interest. It's off-putting and makes you sound like a nerdy shut-in with a headset covered in Wotsit cheese. Put going to the cinema or meeting friends instead, something that says you're social and likeable.
Agree with this. The UKIP stuff is so ridiculous this must be fake but on the off chance it's not bin it. The paper boy shit is also unnecessary, just bullet point what you did and embellish it by saying you ran the shop alone and had keys or something.
How's this? It seems too empty to me, I get the feeling they'll glance at it and scrap it.
Looks much better but the work experience bit needs a lot more meat on it, it looks like you haven't worked at all for nearly a decade, you must've done something to make money, even charity work or something?
I haven't. I did A levels and uni instead, and I put a lot of effort into them.
I was also commuting in London every day for uni so having a job wasn't really an option.
I'll look into this, thanks.
This, it's the only way I think. Say your role was 'Shop Assistant' and you did it on the weekends / some evenings. Keep your responsibilities simple and stick to things you think you would know how they work, don't get caught out when they ask you about them. Good luck to you bud.
Hampshire lad looking for bf desu. also anime and cuddles. all offers considered.
no, just a lad i watch anime with, occasional hugs.
Had another dream about the apocalypse lads, this time the Earth was violently swallowed by a black hole although I think humanity managed to upload the consciousness of some people onto a probe that they launched out first or something inside which people live unaware like the Matrix
>gravitational waves detected after two black holes collided
what does it all mean for us, lads?
What did it mean for us when the Higgs was confirmed to exist?
The more exciting astronomical phenomena is that mad alien superstructure thing.
I'm always scared that huge discoveries like that will be made when I'm into my 70s with one foot in the grave
>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore the galaxy
>just in time to watch the grandkids that hate you go off and have all the fun