Story time, faggots >be me last night >be mostly straight,

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Story time, faggots

>be me last night
>be mostly straight, but enjoy a little anal stimulation
>decide to lube up a vibrator I got my girlfriend
>she's out for the night
>I slowly slide it in, moaning like a faggot
>feelsgoodman
>after jerkin my gerkin, I decide to slide it up more and more
>soon, I slide it up to far, and my ass swallows it completely
>feels AMAZING
>I keep fapping until I cum
>realize I can't get it out
>its vibrating so hard it sounds like I have a literal shit factory inside me
>furnaces and all
>I rush to the bath room
>as I shit on the toilet, i strain as I try to shit out this fucker
>feelsSOFUCKINGBADMANKILLME
>Finaly plops out
>can only see shit
>this fucking toy was like a drill, digging deeper and deeper into my ass, and making a cocoon of shit
>puke
>now I have to reach in, pull my girlfriends shit and vomit covered vibrator out of the toilet, completely naked, visibly sick
>she doesn't know about me using it, so I have to clean it perfectly
>after half an hour, I only got half of it clean
>suddenly my girlfriend opens the bathroom door
>sees me, looking like a tiny gollum worshiping a rainbow shit
>mfw
>she finds the idea of me loving stuff in my ass but is disgusted about the shit and puke
>says she'll make sure we're even tonight
>KILL ME NOW