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Story time, faggots
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Story time, faggots

>be me last night
>be mostly straight, but enjoy a little anal stimulation
>decide to lube up a vibrator I got my girlfriend
>she's out for the night
>I slowly slide it in, moaning like a faggot
>feelsgoodman
>after jerkin my gerkin, I decide to slide it up more and more
>soon, I slide it up to far, and my ass swallows it completely
>feels AMAZING
>I keep fapping until I cum
>realize I can't get it out
>its vibrating so hard it sounds like I have a literal shit factory inside me
>furnaces and all
>I rush to the bath room
>as I shit on the toilet, i strain as I try to shit out this fucker
>feelsSOFUCKINGBADMANKILLME
>Finaly plops out
>can only see shit
>this fucking toy was like a drill, digging deeper and deeper into my ass, and making a cocoon of shit
>puke
>now I have to reach in, pull my girlfriends shit and vomit covered vibrator out of the toilet, completely naked, visibly sick
>she doesn't know about me using it, so I have to clean it perfectly
>after half an hour, I only got half of it clean
>suddenly my girlfriend opens the bathroom door
>sees me, looking like a tiny gollum worshiping a rainbow shit
>mfw
>she finds the idea of me loving stuff in my ass but is disgusted about the shit and puke
>says she'll make sure we're even tonight
>KILL ME NOW
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What should I do, I'm actually worried
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>>26416405
>says she'll make sure we're even tonight

what the fuck does that even MEAN
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>>26416405
Kill yourself desu oragami
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She's gonna shit on yo dick
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>>26416547
Lol wtf they made oragami filter to oragami? Oragami test desu
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>>26416540
I don't know, I think she wants to shit on me


I'm scerd
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>>26416570
>>26416405
>>26416540
>>26416547
>>26416567
>>26416570
Why are none of you faggots commenting on the fact that he shit a fucking dildo?
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>>26416952
Probably because its copypasta
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>>26416952
shit happens mane
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>>26416970
This shit ain't copy pasta, I checked, it's original
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>>26416124
I have no idea what she's going to do, but you should make your boundaries clear if it looks like she's going to do something you don't want at all. Just... offer to buy her a new dildo and eat her out or something. That seems fair.
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Don't let a girl rape you senpai
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>>26418005
OP IS KILL, LET HIM RIP NIGGA
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