>tfw friends keeps talking about their plans for valentines

Why not just date one of the desperate losers here? They would date you even though you have a penis.

>>26414926
And? All the chocolate will be half off on Monday. Silver linings anon.

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I predict this thread will get over 200 posts

What do you think? Whoever's closest gets 1$ on paypal

>>26414952

Iondon

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>>26414926
Why is valentine so important, i mean you still don't have a bf the rest of the year, so... besides you also got the fucking brit feel threads... how hard can it be

>>26414965
don't know mang, the board is barely moving

>>26414999
I'll shag you at the back of Hull paragon near the skips if you get the train up here

>>26414965
I think it will get 195 posts.

OP you are a cruel cruel man.

>>26414926
Quit chasing Chads and maybe you'll find a bf.

>>26414926
I'm beyond caring about valentines day at this point.

>>26415340
195? Ever the optimist huh?

>>26414926
Titties and timestamp. I won't even say gtfo if you don't, but if you don't post titties and timestamp, the sad virgins itt won't have anything to complain about when you reveal that you're a male robot with mantits

>bf has degenerated to a crazy, randomly explosive person
>pretty scared about what will happen this Sunday
>just want to stay safe and alone in my room and do some studying

>>26414999
this was somehow not unoriginal

>>26415646

maybe we can lock your bf in bathroom and I sneak in to have some rough fuck?

>>26414926
Want to Skype on Valentines and act like we aren't on the verge of killing ourselves?

>>26416402
If I believed in being a trifling slut in the first place, I'd have left him.
This is the kind of decision that you only make once and have to stick with once it's made.

>>26416501
You're going to get your ass beat. Get out of there.

>>26415646
You are going to die/ get beaten and you will be like "yes daddy, beat my helpless soul daddy"

It's a shame women aren't taught how to be tough/ any bit realistic.

hurpa durpa being gurl is soo hard lol Imma fembot

>>26415188
Is this a sex doll?

>>26414926
considering you are the kind of person that even posts here i can bet you that your freinds' boyfriends are total losers and you are better off than your friends are.

>>26416589
>daddy shit
Gross man.
He's just got a bit of the temporary retardation, I'm sure his case of niggerbrain will dissipate.
I'm just being a girl about it, everything will turn out okay.

>>26414926

>Tfw no gf that wants me to beat her.