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Help r9k I am forced to interact with a roastie 2016-02-11 17:50:49 Post No. 26414802
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Help r9k I am forced to interact with a roastie
Anonymous
2016-02-11 17:50:49
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>Mom calls me and ask if i wanna go swimming
>say yes. Love swimming and want exercise since i am kinda fat.
>Call mom today and ask when she is gonna show up
>ready for fun swimming time with mommy and my little brother (he is 9)
>"Oh btw anon ashley might show up"
>"Who is ashley?"
>"you remember. My friends daughter"
I have not seen her since she was a little girl. She is probably 18 now
I am 21
What do i do? I don't wanna interact with a roastie. Especially not one near my age. I woulda been fine with an old lady or a guy since there is no sexual tension god damn it.
What if she is ugly now? what if she hits on me? what if she is hot now? what if she is mean to me or does not like me.
I can do a good normie impression but i just wanted to swim.
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> what if she hits on me?
Surely will happen, senpaidesuanonsan
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Don't get a boner dude. dude just whatever you do don't get a boner dude
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>>26414853
No i am worried she will be a fat desperate shit and try to interact with me. I have some sort of magnet in my body that attracts losers to me.
I think they can smell that i am one of them
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>>26414802
take stealth pics of her in bikini and post here
we'll guide you from there
you don't need to do anything to accept this mission, this message will selfdrestuct in a while
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>>26414982
I might if i have a good opportunity.
Don't hold your breath though.
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>>26414802
Tomorrow you're going to be posting
>tfw my 9 y/o bro is banging a whore in the next room
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aggressive horseplay anon
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>>26414802
>tfw mummy brings home a roastie instead of tendies
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>>26415005
You either. While your head is under water. Faggot.
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>>26414802
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT YOU BETTER NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
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>>26414853
Everyone is ugly like me!
I'm not OP, but fuck yourself ugly bitter shit.
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>>26415195
so much projection going on in your post.
need to talk? :3
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>>26414802
>kinda fat
whats ur height n weight
also do you wear shirt when u go in a pool
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