/r9k/ redpill me on tinder. Any robots in here who had success

What the fuck do Americans really type like that?
Lol
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Idk

>>26413262
got tinder and had quite a few matches with qts that seem sweet. Got a date tonight and another on tuesday and two pending once i see how busy im gonna be next week

never done anything like this so i dont know how the hell it happened but apparently ladies dig my style

CAN I EAT YOUR ASS
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Tinder is only for attractive people. Like, if you aren't at least a 7 don't even bother. You'll just come out hurt.

>>26413262
How does this shit work??
You get matched with someone based on what?? Preferences, university, hobbies??
I don't want to ramdonly get matched with a girl that doesn't share my interests.
If I wanted that I would just go outside and try to talk to random girls.

>>26413359
AMERICANS man
ANERICANS

>>26413359
Yes it's fucking disgusting,

>>26413416

This, it's easy as fuck to get dates, much harder to hook up with no strings

>>26414166
You browse a bunch of women, and if you see one you like you swipe right.

If she has seen your profile and also swiped right, you will be matched together and can then chat.

>>26413942
>Tinder is only for attractive people. Like, if you aren't at least a 7 don't even bother. You'll just come out hurt.
This,

I'm a 6 or a 7 and I got 0 matches after a week of swiping (basically everyone)

>>26414184
Yep that's who he was referring to, Americans or AMERICANS if you want

>>26414222

Hate to tell you but with zero matches you're closer to a 3 or 4, or have terrible photos, my ugliest friend who's like a 5 still gets a match a day and met up with someone off it once

My female roommate and like 9 of her friends use tinder with 0 intent of meeting up with guys. They just use it to tell each other stories of the losers they encounter.

>>26414222
Sorry to break it to you brobot but you're probably a 4 or a 5

>>26414297
This guy gets it. I am a 3 and I didn't get one match after 6 months.

>>26414297
this, basically

never listen to /soc/'s ratings btw. they can't rate for shit

if you don't get matches, you're below 5-6/10 or your pics are bad (boring selfies, no pictures of you smiling or with groups of friends doing outdoors shit like quadbiking, etc)

>>26414506
It's most likely that the pictures are bad. I had a few terrible pictures up and I'd get a _few_ matches here and there, but once I changed them it's nonstop matches.

It really made me resent people even more.

>>26414222

Post one of your tinder pics if you want critique, shit like having pics of you having fun with friends or just in interesting places (beaches, cities, mountains etc) is way better than having a selfie alone, I have 3 pics 2 are in clubs and 1 is a selfie that is really representative of my face (don't want to meet up and then they feel you misrepresented yourself)

My Chad roommate has had a lot of luck on tinder. He's 6' and an absolutely douche, and I guess women like that. He's not super athletic or anything, just normal build and semi-attractive face. And kind of douchey and confident.

>>26414543
The tard mods will only delete it.

>friends
Leave.

>>26414590

Having friends is easy, worst case scenario you join some sort of social club/activity, go a couple of times, get a photo of you with group, voila fake friends for tinder/dating sites in general

Had success on it once.

I fucked up though. Couldn't get hard after 5 minutes and thought it was never gonna happen so apologised to the girl and went to sleep.

>>26413262


>starts off with boring text showing how stupid the girl is
>ends with: can i eat your ass


hahahah, good shit m8

>>26413262
I've had Tinder for 4 days and haven't gotten a single match. I thought I was somewhat attractive

>>26414763
post your ugly mug

>>26414341
That really pisses me off. Fuck them in the ass with a plunger

>>26414786
Faceshots get deleted here.

>>26414828
sure they do, I'm literally looking at porn in another r9k thread, you can always upload to another website and post the link

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>>26414786
I've never posted my face before but I need to know if I'm ugly or not

>>26413262
You know, I thought Tinder was for gays.

And, if you think you are gonna find your soulmate on there, good fucking luck being cucked to hell and back. Only rancid whores on there who wanna fuck chad or single Mothers looking for an idiot to help raise their half nigger kids.

>>26414849
You look like the type of guy who hangs out near the dressing rooms of department stores to take creep shots.

>>26414849
miserable/10

>>26414849
>>26414874
This is the kind of thing you can always expect from posting yourself here.

>>26414849
you look avg as fuck, but you do look sleepy

>>26414849
You look average
Not ugly or super attractive, could get some bitches with a bit of confidence

>>26414874
kek time to kms. Thanks anon

>>26414891
Look at him, he looks like a creeper.

>>26414849

You're not ugly but have shit hair and clothes and look sad/unapproachable, wear shirts or t shirts with a jacket and go look up some haircuts you might like

>>26414341

free unlimited attention. and funny chichat with other females

>>26414849
You just need to wear a fedora and you'd make a perfect tips fedora image.

All dating sites are shit. All of them.

>>26414849
Invest just a little in clothing and shit. Just a little. Also smile goddammit. You are an average guy. I have uglier friends with pretty awesome friends. But am eurofag so I don't know

>regular matches
>none ever reply to anything
>wide and varied range of openings
>silence

Is this a joke

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>>26414937
here ya go

original

>>26414994
*tips post*

>>26414849
You look tall, so put your height in the bio. Wear something a little nicer in pictures and smile a little, you look a bit like a stalker.

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Only met one girl off Tinder and it was this eager to please fat chick

Drove out to the woods in her SUV and she rode me better than my ex of 2 years ever did

It's funny though, a day after we last hooked up she messaged me saying she had a boyfriend now but if it didn't work out she'd love to meet again

>whore already has 1 foot out the door

>>26415149

She looks pretty gross desu

>>26415172
So do I senpai

>>26414341
yeah tinder is just a self-esteem/ego booster to them

towards the end of my use for it i just used it to fuck with women. i guess since i'm half a pussy anyway so i wouldn't have the balls to meet up anyway.

people are a lot different in person than online. same goes for me.

>>26414520
why? you're on a dating app where looks is litteraly everything, dont blame people for choosing based on your appearence

you dont go for the ugly chicks either, i presume?

>>26414849
kill me/10

>>26415640
heh, even the ugly chicks try to do better than a 7/10 believe it or not.

>>26415681

This, girls who I've fucked off tinder are all 4-6/10 whereas ones I've met in clubs etc have been 5-8/10, Tinder has so much choice for a girl that there's always going to be someone slightly better looking than you unless you aim lower than you should

>>26415805
that and they will get matched with a chad because chad just wants an easy fuck so it gives them this idea that they can do good to get a chad.

women are fucking idiots

>tinder

Enjoy dropping grade a bant just for a shot at a 5/10.

>>26414341

This is why its shit. Whenever stacy is feeling down she can just turn on tinder for some thirsty loser validation.

>>26415898
pretty much. i dont like the whole idea of having to lie for 5 hours just to get a foot through the door

Reminder that getting matches means approximately jack shit. Maybe 1 out of 10 matches will consider meeting.

>>26415149
>Although that is just a theory.

A GAME THEORY

Works for the top 20% of men and 80% of women.

>>26414849
You look okay just try to smile or if you can't manage a proper smile take another pose
Also sleep more drink more water or buy concealer
Your buzzcut is okay
Go see /fa/ for clothing you have the bodytype needed to not look stupid in /fa/ clothes

>>26416209
>>26414849
Also don't ever take pic like that
Avoid taking a pic with a mirror if you can otherwise face the miror change the way your shoulders looks or lurk on twitter tumblr or /fa/ to see how normie take selfies

>>26414222
Dont swipe right on everyone
Tinder puts you in an "ugly" or unwanted group

>>26414849
you're cute as fuck :3

I hope to make you proud robots.

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>>26416351
Though I mostly hope to fuck her and laugh at the remainder of you lot.

>>26416417
>tfw no bear mode bf no homo

>>26416417
nop bb you're also cute as fuck just lose weight :3

>>26416452
That's actually an older picture, I've lost about 10 pounds since I took it. So good for me I guess.

still empty inside tho :^)

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Pic related is how face posing comes across. Almost every pic I've seen people use shared on r9k qualified in the autistic of robot categories.

Also this:
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-4-big-myths-of-profile-pictures/

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>>26415149
You should be a bro and tell her boyfriend.
If you're worried about him beating the shit out of you do it anonymously.

>>26414849
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