I am 33 years old I was born in 1982 This probably makes me older

I got this girl in my Monday Wednesday classes number on the bus ride home yesterday

When should I text her?

i was born in 87

you're a faggot if you were born after me or before me

how much do you hate everyone else?

>>26413012

This evening. You know already not to be too needy etc. Just make sure you do it.

>>26413045
It's better to text her later tonight than say like Friday?

>>26413040

It varies. I hate modern society and all the shit it entails. I can be a very hateful person indeed but it stems almost purely from my own insecurities.

>>26413012
just text her tonight, make sure you ask her out within the first few texts

>>26413062

Its been 24 hours already. You are over analysing. She'll either respond or she won't, time to pull the trigger

>>26413080
if you hate modern society then its only logical to hate everyone who propagates it which is basically you and me and everyone else

>>26413000
nice trips oldfriend

I'm 22 and about to graduate college and I don't know what I should do, whether it's go to grad school or just find a job or kill myself. Any advice?

>>26413081
Alright
>>26413101
It hasn't been 24 hours, I got it like at 10pm yesterday and it's 9am here. She approached me so I know she'll respond, I just want to increase my chances of getting pussy

>>26413124
it depends on how long youre willing to slave
die now or later?

>>26413124

You are about to graduate, that alone is an achievement despite what you may think given the current economic climate. Its your call. You are ridiculously young. If you have the opportunity and can afford it then I'd say grad school would be worthwhile. All depends what your current career goals are. Take it from an older guy that had zero career plans and didn't get a proper education.

Killing yourself would be silly. You might as well just let the ride take its course, you'll be dead soon enough, we all will

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>>26413000

I was also born in 1982. Has your life been shittier than mine?

>>26413000
Where do you live? What do you do with your time on this earth? Biggest regret?

>>26413195

Lets hear a brief summary of your life, friend.

We are both posting on /r9k/ at 33 years of fucking age. I think its fair to say that neither of us have exactly excelled ourselves

>>26413224

I reside in the United Kingdom

I am unemployed

My biggest regret would be not getting a degree, or not getting laid or having a gf until my late 20s. Least I swerved Wizardhood I suppose. But its not much consolation knowing how much I missed on in my younger years

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>>26413245

>graduted uni with STEM degree
>be NEET 3 years
>work 3 years working my way up to software testing manager
>pay was shit for IT ($30-40k)
>quit
>become NEET for 5 years (but still have my own place living off savings)
>run out of money
>move back to parents' house

>>26413304
What are your plans for the immediate and distant future then?

Are you still with the gf?

>>26413000
1983 reporting in 8======D suck it easy faggots

>>26413362

I have no plans. I cannot face wage slavery yet I'm desperate to leave home and become independent at last. My apathy grows by the day. I'm in a strange no mans land where I'm not depressed enough to kill myself or seek help but yet not emotionally stable enough to try and make changes. I just sit....spend time on 4chan, fantasize, jerk off, waiting for some motivation or a miracle.

I split with my gf some time ago. I never got over it. Doubt I ever will.

>>26413026
You're a fucking faggot if you were born on any other day besides Saturday.

>>26413000
How does it make you feel knowing that you have maybe 15 more years to live before your heart explodes from being a burger faggot, also you never had anything that that kid did in the picture

>>26413000
I'm turning 30 next week.

What did you do for your 30th birthday? What should I do? Keeping in mind I work that day and the next.

>>26413000
I was born in the same year.

'87 reporting in.

Good to know I'm not the oldest person still on 4chan.

>>26413552
I called in sick on my 30th birthday, I bought taco bell and liquir and got destroyed, I also got so drunk I fapped to a trap not even knowing there was a massive penis all in all pretty depressing

>>26413590
so... what's your story?

>>26413595
No, but you are still a massive faggot

>>26413026
I was born in 87 too

>>26413552
I'm turning 30 this year too. I'm going to take time off and go off grid, probably some place like Scotland with a shitty cell phone signal, get wasted, maybe to drugs, anything.
I don't want to be conscious when it happens.

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>>26413595
>>26413643

'87 was definitely the most faggoty year of the 80s

>>26413543

I beg to differ. Barring terminal illness, freak accident, WW3 or suicide, I expect I will live a fairly long life. I am a lanklet with perfect BMI and I eat healthily. I live in a safe, developed country in a sheltered suburb with my mommy. I expect I'll make it till at least my 70s. Not that I particularly care.

But you're right with your other comment. I never had any of that stuff. A NES was my dream console (still is) but was beyond my parents means. I remember playing a demo unit in a department store every weekend in the late 80s. I had to settle for a cheapo Atari and Spectrum ZX

>>26413552

I just went out with my friends to various bars. I don't like parties etc so I was glad it was a low key thing

>>26413026
>>26413595
'87fag also reporting in.

Honestly I'll probably come to 4chan until the day it 404s.

Feels weird to be pushing 30. I guess at least I'm not a complete failure. At least I finished college and got married. Have a complete shit job, though. Fuck it.

>>26413658
Sounds like suicide

>>26413677
Look another 87 faggot, maybe you 3 should meet up and suck eachother off

>>26413683
Nah, I intend to come back but I'm pretty self-destructive in general anyhow.

>>26413677
>>26413643
>>26413595

OP here

I dreaded turning 30 for years, to the point I had a mid 20s crisis thinking about it. Now at 33, 30 literally seems young. 31 and 32 are far worse, they are not milestones and you just notice your 20s fade away into the distance whilst everything around you changes.

Wish I was 30 again

>>26413674
I got NES down the road I remember at christmass time coke had bottlecaps of santa mario and if you got the right one you won a NES, till then i played the ol atari and went to actual arcade places, not that these younger faggots know anything about that or roller skating too

>>26413725
Why not start now and just get shit housed? Or buy a hokker commit a rape there are many ways to celebrate ya 30th

if I work at something every single day, how long until I get really good at it?

By "really good at it" I mean instantly employable by having that skill

>>26413677
I think you are a failure, you are working at a shit job prob barely scraping by and your wife is getting BBC

>>26413756

like driving a forklift? about 2 days

>>26413749
Don't be so edgy anon, and I'm not going to inflict my pathetic self on any woman.

>>26413597
How did you not know she had a huge penis? Also thats gay as fuck

>>26413791
What about a man if that is your taste?

>>26413729
Yeah, I've been dreading 30 since since I was 24.

I've become paranoid about my health - things I paid no attention to at 22 now warrant a calling a doctor.

Every foggy batch of piss is diabetes, every bit of numb tingling is a blood clot, every sore spot is cancer.

I have the feeling that by 33, I will have either gone completely nuts, or I'll have stopped caring altogether.

>>26413000
How big is your penis? Whats your view on all these underage faggots fapping to traps

>>26413845
I find alcohal helps with this

>>26413819
I'm not going to sleep with an aids train.
I'm not going to be a wizard but I sure as hell won't start paying for sex, even if it means I only had it 2 times before I turned 30.

>>26413865
Depressing my nigga

>>26413000

>>26413552 here. How's the hair situation?

I've been thinning out on the top and hairline slowly but steadily since about 23. I recently started using special shampoo and foam, but I don't have high hopes.

At least my dad says I have more hair than he did are my age.

>>26413886
It's okay, it's almost like I don't care and sex is just something other people do. I rarely even fap anymore.

>>26413732

OP here

NES were expensive as fuck, and the games. I only knew one kid who had one and he was a spoilt brat. The Atari served me well until by Spectrum. I still wanted a NES in the early 90s but my mom duped me into accepting a C64 which, although it was a piece of shit, holds many happy memories to this day. I eventually got a SNES so I have no complaints

>>26413756

As someone who is a jack of all trades and master of fuck all, you need to practice incessantly, consistently and without let up. I simply don't have the attention span, passion or self-esteem to have got really good at anything, despite having many creative interests. You can get "good" with nothing more than consistent, moderate effort over a number of years. I play guitar for instance and I am "good" as a result of years of aimless jamming and trial and error. Yet I would be pitiful up against a guy that had practiced diligently for the same amount of time that I have been playing (almost 20 years now)

Number 1 life lesson I have learned - hard work is pretty much everything. Hence why I have nothing, I simply don't work hard enough or have the stomach for inevitable failures and rejections.

>>26413845

You sound a bit of a hypochondriac mate. It really isn't that bad. I don't feel any less healthy than I did 10 years ago.

>>26413000
Why is u so old? Kill yoself.

Why am I getting watery diarrhea?

OP here

>>26413846

My penis is 6 x 5.8. I'm not particularly happy with it but I believe the girth is impressive, if surveys are to be believed. I don't get the trap thing at all. If they were fapping to men then fair enough, that makes them full on gay. But mos of these traps are usually indistinguishable from real women apart from their cocks. Its probably the result of too much porn at a young age, morphing sexual tastes and looking for novelty. Beats me.

>>26413887

My hair is holding out well. My temples are receding every so slightly but in no way could I be considered bald or thinning. Going bald is one of my biggest fears. You accept as a man that it is likely you will lose at least some of your hair. Its whether your face suits it. Mine most certainly would not.

I have friends who went from full head to totally bald in the space of a couple of years. Its pure genetics it seems. Nothing you can do but make the most of a bad situation

>>26413000
still a millennial and hence not a real person

first OWN pc specs?
85 master race

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I'm from 85 and 30 years old. I've been here since I was 20. I've been called a robot and a normie.

>>26414029

I'm a bonafide Citizen 2000. I almost escaped the curse of millenials

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>>26413965
Who cares about age, anon? We're all going to end up in the same place anyway. Some faster than others, but who cares.

>>26413000
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>>26413552
>>26413643
>>26413658

I suspect there's a lot more oldfags hanging out 4chan than we initially suspect. There's always going to be a renewable supply of edgy 14 year olds discovering the place for the first time, but it seems like most teens these days are stuck to their phones and simply stick with whatever "social media app" is hip for the next six months. I bet huge swaths of 4chan users are people who discovered the place sometime in the 00s and just never left (or check back in every so often).

>>26414131

OP here

Been on 4chan since '07.I originally migrated here from ebaumsworld after /b/ kept raiding the place and I was curious about this "toilet of the internet" everyone kept talking about

There must be shitloads of guys in their late 20s/early 30s on 4chan when you think about it

>>26413000
I'm 38, from 77. And yeah, I'm a KV

>>26414186
>tfw you remember ytmnd
>memes before "know your meme"

>>26414242

http://picard.ytmnd.com

Memories

>>26414186
There might even be a few old femanons.
86 reporting

>>26414284
go away roastie that's not even old enough to remark on

>>26414284

Haven't landed yourself a Betabux yet then?

>>26414284
please be 1 year older than me girlfriend

>>26414186
Im turning 30 this year. Ive been visiting 4chan since I was 22.god damn time flies

>>26414284
Dear fuck I hope I'm not still alive at that age

>>26414186
Been on 4chan since 08...I am 26 years old.

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stormdad

>>26414242

NlGGA STOLE MY BIKE

>>26413000
I was born in 93.

>>26414353
everyone born after 89 should be euthanized

>>26413000
I was born in 1981. How does it feel to be considered underage b& by your elders?

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>>26414284
Same here sister. Wanna be my gf?

>>26414307
Yet way beyond my prime according to this place.
>>26414311
I'd rather share something meaningful than just split costs for survival but to each his own I guess.
>>26414316
I'm not anyone's gf so I'm certainly not yours, don't worry, she isn't posting on 4 chan.
>>26414344
>tfw Lazytown

>>26414371

What's your top10 anime?
Are you a wizard?

>>26414284
'87 fembot here.

Did OK for myself, I guess. Not a hamplanet. Graduated from uni and got a husband. Still come here because I'm a depressed shithead. Also out of sheer habit.

Are you Martin Shkreli?

>>26414407
does your husband know you go on 4chan for attention?

>>26414382
Too straight but we can exchange throwaways if you want. Provided you are an actual woman.
>>26414407
Planning on kids?

I just succesfully asked a qtp2t virgin girl out for valentine's. What do for the date?

And here come the wall hitting attention whores

Thread's over

>>26414425
fucking until sore

>>26414407
85 here and I still come here with my wife. I still like it here and I'm staying forever.

>>26413026

87 lurker since 2011

>>26414436
But I'm not even in it for that, and she even less likely. I'm in it because I genuinely like her as a person. Not even horny or even desire to get that poon even though I'm kv myself.

>>26414462
oh yea? well if you weren't born in april 1987 you are literally a complete fucking faggot

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>>26414423
It's ok. I was only joking and just wanted to talk. I already have a wife anyway. I just want friends in life life.

>>26414486
Fair enough. I hope you find some, at least you have a wife so good for you. In a way. If you're happy.

>>26413000
how were the 90s? I was born in 94

I'm 31, you're not older than me

>>26414472

Um why does april have relevance? Also i was born in july so yes i am cancer.

>>26414422
I very rarely disclose my gender (only in response to something somewhat relevant), and yeah he does know because he gets on here too from time to time. We often browse together.

>>26414423
Yeah, in a couple of years. I don't want to wait too much longer because I'll be a dried up old cunt by then. >inb4 i already am

>>26413000
Do you remember 4/20/99? Dylan would be a year younger than you.

i'm 33 too you gay asshole, stop pretending like we know anything.
if you guys want to know how to keep coming to this board well into your 30s, ask me or this gay faggot. otherwise maybe don't.

>>26414529
apparently I can't even greentext either. I should just end it now.

>>26413000
>This probably makes me older than 90% of the users of 4chan

More like 98%. Have you ever read any age strawpoll?

>>26414548
It's fine, greentext is only great line-initially (though how do you not know that?). I believe there used to be syntax spoiler wizardry to make green greentext midline, but I never learned them.

>>26414517
There was a lot of Jazzercise

>>26414573
>is only great
*is only green

>>26414529
>we often browse together
I hope I'll find someone with whom I can exchange screencaps and shitposting.

As for the kids, before 35 is still quite ok, but if I were you i would get down to it immediately.

OP here

>>26414517

The 90s were awesome, the last great feelgood era before the internet came along and ruined everything.

>>26414533

I vaguely recall the news headlines at the time. I live in the UK so it wasn't as huge a deal as in America I suppose. I remember thinking it was just fucking scary at the time that it could happen. Now, in hindsight and with all the subsequent shootings that have occurred, I can see that these kids are always driven to the point of insanity by American society and the school system you have.

>>26414242
>you remember when memes were called "viral videos"

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>>26414504
Thank you. I hope to find some good friends someday that I can somewhat relate to at all, at least I have my wife to keep me sane. She's my only real friend I guess, so that's good..

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>>26414605
>you remember when edm was called techno
>you remember when molly was called ecstasy
>you remember when indie rock was called college rock

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>>26414517
The 90's were bitchin' and edgy as fuck. I loved every minute.

79fag reporting in. I check back in every so often, but less and less the older I get.

>>26414517
We had hope things would turn out alright.

They told us we could be everything we wanted and a bunch of us went on to get shitty degrees.

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>>26414591
>The 90s were awesome, the last great feelgood era before the internet came along and ruined everything.

Very true, famila. Now everything is fake and doesn't feel real.

>>26414683
>They told us we could be everything we wanted and a bunch of us went on to get shitty degrees.

they're still doing this

biggest con job of the past 50 years.

>>26414710
Is today's youth retarded? Because we went to uni pre 2008-crash, now you look at the world two minutes and you know your gender studies won't cut it.

Well gender studies is thanks to the new awful brand of feminism so I guess that is different.

>>26414735
i don't really blame the kids, everyone in their life has basically told them from the day they were born that if they don't get some type of uni degree they are complete failures

and all it has done is create a huge bubble of debt that will eventually fuck everything up again like 2008

>>26414591
>The 90s were awesome, the last great feelgood era before the internet came along and ruined everything.

The internet was good for a few years into the 00s. When it was just misfits talking on message boards and sharing their projects and art.

That all changed around 06-07 i.e. when facebook got big. Say what you will about myspace, at least nobody used it as their own personal get-rich-quick scheme. It never convinced boring normalfags that they were somehow destined for stardom and worthy of fame (except for Tila Tequila, but look where that got her).

Nowadays the internet has become just another utility. It's like water or electricity. 98% of the stuff on it is just there so somebody can make a quick buck or function in everyday life. All these techbros are thinking they can change the world and become millionaires thanks to their crackpot "startups"

Thanks a load, Zuckerburg.

>>26414838
>All these techbros are thinking they can change the world and become millionaires thanks to their crackpot "startups"

i think the worst lot of those types of people are the ones who quit their job to 'follow their passion' and make another shitty irrelevant app or game for mobiles

>>26413000
I got you beat OP, 1981 here.

>>26413845
lol,
that's exactly what I'm going through now
>23 here

>>26414838

Cuckerberg and his ilk have literally made the planet a worse place to be and negatively impacted society in a non-reversable way

But hey, least that autistic jew gets to make tens of billions