>me and oneitis are now dating
>cannot fucking help but be aroused when we make out
>she jokes about it being gross
>she's literally borderline moaning when i kiss her neck
I wish I didn't have the need to fuck, /r9k/. I know that this is going to be exactly what ruins my relationship. Any ways to stifle the need to bone?
Oh, and before you faggots say nofap, you can go fuck yourselves, you fucking cuckolds.
That's love you're feeling. Cherish it, not everyone can feel like that in their lives. Enjoy every second of it and when you life turns to shambles, you'll recall how good it used to feel when you were with your oneitis. Do it for the rest of us who will never feel anything like that. Godspeed, anon.
I have tried a boob grab or two, but I'm too shy to do that kind of stuff normally.
I am VERY good at subtly grabbing shit though, and I can tell you that her tits are god-tier from my exploration efforts.
>Any ways to stifle the need to bone?
Yeah, you bone.
Tell your GF to stop being so damn stingy.
The last thing any robot deserves is a relationship where sex is still a massive chore.
I mean you beat the odds and got this far.
If you guys wanna hear something funny about this, I literally cucked two Chads to start dating her. I am a robot, and I cucked two Chads; made one of them have a mental breakdown, and the other one start cutting and being depressed.
Stay strong senpai, remember that that could be you. Even though you probably won't believe it, you could be cucked at any moment. If she cheats on you, move on as fast as possible and just keep the happy memories.
Oh, just in case her ex is now watching, (he was my friend until I learned what an asshole he was, he's a Chad but comes onto /r9k/ a lot)
HEY ZACK, I GRABBED YOUR EX'S ASS! IT FELT PRETTY GOOD, FAMALAM!
Unless you or your gf are religious or way under age then you should be able to fuck. If she's religious, get outta there family. I dated a Mormon once and the experience was not enjoyable. Blue balls for days, son.
If you touch her tits when you make out for a while, that is what she wants because otherwise she wouldn't be making out with you in the first place.
And since we are here and other anons might be reading this too, keep in mind that your actions are all about making her feel good, because then she would want to make you feel good.