>tfw my neighbour's bathroom window is just across my kitchens
>tfw I see her showering day in and day out.
>even see her nakid a few times
>tfw I have to cook but she makes everything uncomfortable
when will this suffering end?
This is a beautiful woman walking around naked and you're going to call it suffering?
This is something that comes about once in a lifetime, when we were boys we would look out the window and wonder why can't there be a naked woman there? And you're going to throw it all away?
You have two options:
1) You put up curtains (this is the boring way)
2) You get her to notice you and you put on a scat porn solo making sure she sees everything. She'll either put up curtains or press charges against you. Either way, you win.
>be 15 years old
>next door neighbor is this 30 year old super skinny lady who lives alone
>parents are gone so jerk off on their computer
>computer has a window next to it, driveway and neighbor's house only are visible from it
>jerking it real good and cum
>turn to the left
>see neighbor lady standing right at the window watching me
>she was watching a 15 year old boy jerk it and cum all over his chest
>she shuts her drapes really fast
A few years later....
>about 20 years old or something
>I go running in the neighborhood a lot
>she drives by me while I'm running and is like "I go to the lake to run, wanna come with me?
She was attractive too. I don't know why I said no.