>You will never have a Seinfeld lifestyle
>The only thing that's a joke is your life
>relating to a Normie who dated 70 something women, had a high paying job and dated an Oscar winning actress
>I think we're all George here
Nope. George had sex with like 20 women throughout the course of that show and almost got married.
>tfw you'll never inadvertently kill your fiancee and then not really give a shit
>You will never live in the universe of your favorite show
Everything George got was just out of pure luck because of the "X character gets the thing he wants without trying then loses it" meme I mean he is basically a failed normie/robot who just got a few lucky breaks mixed in with a bunch of bad ones
>Did he ever even have a job?
No. He won the lottery in the mid-80's.
"He fell ass-backwards into money, mooches food off his neighbors, and has sex without dating. People ought to pay to live like him for a week."
He's been strike from his job at the bagel shop. After 7 years the minimum wage is eventually raised to the rate he was demanding so he returns to work only to strike again because they refuse to recognise his cultural traditions (Festivus)
Also Kramerica Industries and the time he worked unpaid at Leeman Brothers when he accidentally got called in for a meeting.
The George comparison is popular, but really...a lot of us are Newman. Lazy, malevolent, greedy bastards who just want it all to burn. But only after getting what they feel they're owed.
>you will never be neelix travelling through space and cooking food
I wish life could be like Seinfeld. I don't know any odd interesting people and I never go out so experiencing anything Seinfeld-ish in my life is impossible.