>Hey, it's Anon, that weird guy at our school! He actually came! I only invited him as a joke. Since you're here, Anon, you wanna buttchug some Nyquil with us? Gets you super fucked up. C'mon, Anon, don't you wanna be cool like us? Prove that you can party hard like the rest of us.
>Open up your butthole to new experiences, Anon!
>tfw so out of touch you just found out buttchugging was a thing
>Even drug by injection users don't start putting the syringe (without the needle) in their ass as long as they can find a vein to fuck up.
Actually people sometimes do precisely that. It's called plugging.
>Go to party
>Yfw everyone around you dies the next morning
Plugging is actually a pretty popular and effective route of administration, and from what I've heard it can give you an intense rush comparable to the IV route.
I plan on trying it in a few days with some research chems I'm getting. I'm hoping that the rush is real with that ROA. Maybe I'll try smoking them too. I've tried snorting a few different stimulants, and none of them gave me like a "holy fuck, I'm getting super high right now!" kinda feeling. It's always just a slow come-up, wondering the whole time, "Is it working yet?" I wanna know what that soaring high, ringing ears, complete and utter euphoria feeling is like, where the drugs are kicking in HARD, all systems are go for blast-off, and you can feel the substance violently coursing through your veins. I wanna get that fucking rush, man. If that means I gotta stick these drugs up my butthole, then I won't be too averse to it.
Fuck, if you told younger me that I'd be sticking research stims up my butthole at 25, I'd be so disappointed. I wanted to be a fighter plane pilot. So much for that.
>Implying I'll be there when the cops arrive
It's just a media scare, normies aren't actually sticking tons of substances up their anuses or pouring down liquor into their supple young buttholes. Only internet-savvy psychonauts, alcoholics, and junkies would do that. For most drugs, the rectal ROI usually has a higher bioavailability (near 100%) than oral or insufflation, which means you have to take less drugs. It's also got an intense, rapid onset. I can tell you from experience that mescaline HCl is amazing when it's been shoved up your bunghole. You feel this wonderful empathogenic warmth and this pulsing body high and you just wanna hug everybody.
Anyone know if DMT is active when taken rectally? Might be a nice way to bypass the MAO metabolism, if it works. That'd be one hell of a fucking trip. Imagine getting the huge rush of smoking DMT, but having it last for an hour or more. I'd love to try that. I've never heard of anyone doing it though, which leads me to believe the DMT still gets killed by first-pass metabolism. iirc, smoking DMT only works because the veins in your lungs pump the drugs straight to your brain, before they can be touched or converted. But I don't know, plugging gives a nice rush too, so maybe the veins in your bumhole deliver the drugs straight to your brain too?
A quick Google search confirms my hunch, you can stick DMT up your butt and it bypasses the MAO metabolism! Apparently the trip is quite intense, and it lasts one to two hours. Would love to try this some day. Make some sort of an anal-huasca concoction. I'd imagine there wouldn't be as much nausea either. I'd love to inject a breakthrough dose up there and get rapidly transported over to machine elf land. The only downside is that people are saying DMT is quite alkalinic and it can damage your rectal walls. Stings a fair bit too. I dunno, I'm sure it won't be a problem if I only try it once.
I will boldly go where no butthole-explorers have gone before.
I've only done LSD and ahrooms but somehow it's always the same: whatever you focus on seems to be made up of fractal cogwheels of sorts before the hallucination takes you away.
These greentext "hey anon why dont you X" scenarios keep getting wilder and more hilarious every time.