>you're on the way home on public transport and the train is full
>pic related approaches you...
>hey bro do you mind if my girlfriend takes your seat, her feet hurt from standing around in heels all day.
>let her take your seat bro, cmon, ladies first etc
>come down here and we can talk about bro stuff
That's not a thing is it? Normalfags don't walk up to random people and tell them to give up their seat do they?
Am I gay if I get shy around attractive guys?
They do nothing for me sexually, but damnit
Fifteen years' worth of a ladies-first mindset is the reason I'm fuck-ass broke and alone, using public transportation to get home. Her feet hurt? Well, my everything hurts. Go ask someone else.
Tell him my feet hurt too from standing for 8 hours at work, she should have gotten here sooner.
Unless she's pregnant or has some kind of disability/senior citizen she's shit outta luck m8
>"she could ask me herself"
>she asks me with a hint of disgust in her face
this is more realistic for me tho
guy looks alpha in front of his girl for bossing some dweeb out of his seat. they later fuck each others brains out.
look like a dick but who cares
offer my lap
offer to be her footrest as well, later jerk off to the memory of her feet on your back
>give them my seat and say I have to get off at the next stop anyway
>get off at the next stop to avoid looking bad
>wait 10 minutes for the next train
Depends on my mood, but I would probably be OK with it.
However, he wouldn't approach me with in the first place.
I don't look very friendly. The thousand yard stare and hunter-eyes are people repellent, nevermind my body language. I don't mean anything by it, though. It's just how I am.
>pic related: This is pretty damn close.
I wouldn't, but not because I'm le misognistic bot xD, but i can garantee that I go home more tired from hard work than a girl wearing heels.
I would simply teel him to ask someone else.
being nice is not being beta
holy fucking shit
please tell me this isn't a memory
some people really don't like confrontations
>be me wagecucking as a night shift security
>take public transport everywhere
>shift finishes at 7am
>take off my security top and change into a normal hoodie in a field
>waiting for train on a platform full of wagecucks about to go to work
>start sweating because my heavy security pants and boots feel out of place among all these normalfags
>feel like people are looking at me
>sweat even more
>train arriving and its packed
>do a 360 and go back to the field and wait another 2 hours until the morning rush hour has ended
What the hell man. You dont need to worry about that.
I see security guards, construction workers, painters all the time on the train and i dont think anything of it
Well the normie mind probably does judge you. Nevermind what i said, carry on.
i would ask for money. I would probably sell the seat for 5 USD. Similar situations have occurred and that is what I have said to the people.
not once have they paid lol so guess they didnt really want to sit did they
I contemplated that and came to the realization that the mind of a woman never matures further than that of a 12 year old body and it make sense since they also only have the strength of a 12 year old. It makes logical sense too that at 12 it should be legal for them to fuck since at 12 they can have children and are adults according to nature. Fuck this Jewish culture, 18 legal; that is literally female over the hill.
Tell her she can share it with me, I'm not getting up
He'll probably be weirded out and decline my offer but whatever, it's the best compromise I can think of
No pervy shit, just making a compromise
I start speaking in broken Russian towards him and pretend I don't understand what he's saying