S-so 5'8 is just above the Manley cut off, right?
5'8 ain't that bad. Ha ha
I'm 6'0" and girls comment frequently on my height, even though I'm only slightly above average.
It's probably also the only reason that I get ANY female attention at all, since my face is ugly as fuck.
I could only imagine how fucked I would be if I was <5'8"
It doesn't matter though. I'm a kissless virgin and probably autistic.
Where do you live? You might be pretty tall for you population.
>tfw when I'm 6'1"
>tfw I'm part of a population group descended from dutch people and germans.
>tfw still average
There are literally 190cm and 195cm people around me on a regular basis
>reminder that your highest isn't your problem
YES IT DOES, IT FUCKING DOES YOU MANLET SHORT PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD YOU DWARF. REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
just walk up to her make some small talk and ask for her number bro. its easy man if i can do it you can.
i believe in you bro you can do it
>13 year old girl
Literally what? Then what the fuck does that make me at 5'3"?
Fuck you. I hate getting treated like a child. Nobody takes me seriously. I don't even wanna bother trying to get fit because people would just automatically think I'm overcompensating. Being asian sucks. Soft features and short height in America has fucked me repeatedly.
I'm not a girl tho
>Guys don't care about height anyway, so you're fine.
I'm not into men so why does that matter to me?
I don't really think this graph is accurate. I'm 5'9" and I've slept with over 113 women. Then again, I might just be a man whore.
Yeah, this graph has to be bullshit.
No way 5'10 women and 6'6 guys are that popular.
5'10 girls are fucking giants and anything above 6'3 is basically a towering lanky fuck.
Chill bro, im 5'8 so either a near-manlet or just plain manlet to most people.
Height isnt a big deal. You have to realize that you will never have all the things you want so just learn to live with what and who you are.
Dont focus on women either, on fools seek meaning though shit like love and relationships. Sure its sad but you are having a better life now than the vast majority of most Humans that lived in the past.
Also, learn to deal with the bantz. Im short and im okay with getting shit for it. Its a fact of life and I often give other people just as much shit for their issues.
I heard that way too much in high school. Please don't dig up bad memories.
That graph is retarded and doesn't factor a ton of other things that determine your number of sexual partners and how the girls in your immediate environment gauge your attractiveness.
>Chill bro, im 5'8 so either a near-manlet or just plain manlet to most people.
Don't rub it in. I could wear my sisters slutty shoes and still not be as tall as you.
>Also, learn to deal with the bantz. Im short and im okay with getting shit for it.
No you're not. It's easy to take bants lightly when they're not true, but when they are it hurts a bit more. I hate being short. I hate being not taken seriously.
suck my dick
You could become someone famous like CCP Guard. Think you both are about the same height.
How am I not short? 5'8 is pushing it at best.
And I know my advice just sounds insulting since you have it worse than me but its still true. You have to accept yourself or you will just keep hurting over things you had no control over and cant change.
Its only embarrassing when you try to deny it. Just own it.
I am 173 cm tall, how much is that in feet and inches?
Am I a manlet? I need to know, if I am not I should go have sex instead of posting here.
It all depends where you're from.
>Average height where I'm from is 5'11
>Two inches above isn't considered tall
>Two inches below is considered short
5'8 is pretty short, but it's just tall enough. You won't be popular, but if you have a nice personality you will get a girlfriend with relative ease.
Many girls only require their boyfriend to be taller than them, so 5'8 should work fine. When you are like 5'2 things get really difficult, though, and even the nicest personality becomes unlikely to compencate for your height.
>Your cut off should be 6'2, as it is usually the average height
Fuck outta here with your dumb memes.
You are 5'8
5'8 is usually considered near-manlet status at best. I think its a reasonable cut off. You will find online that people just want to make you feel like like shit for no reason.
In real life, no one will say your short at 5'9, the short comments start a 5'6 in my experience. 6' and above is officially tall, dont listen to the faggots that insist otherwise.
Tall people usually have bigger dicks.
Who cares how your dick looks like when it's 6+ inches ?
>towering lanky fuck
I'm 5'9 and I'd love to be a towering lanky fuck. Kill yourself.
I'm only part asian though. Does that help? The androgyny still fucks me though.
wow rude. pls no bully.
I'm too shy and low test beta to do anything like that.
>How am I not short? 5'8 is pushing it at best.
If you're saying that to make me mad congrats it's working.
>You have to accept yourself or you will just keep hurting over things you had no control over and cant change.
I wish I could just move to japan where I'd only be slightly shorter than average. But then i'd get called filthy gaijin for not being full blooded. Seeing guys 5'8" - 6'2" on the regular here kills me. Thanks to high school, I grew terribly afraid of people over 6'. Even nice ones because i feel like a child when I stand next to them.
>Its only embarrassing when you try to deny it. Just own it.
I don't deny that I'm short. It's still embarrassing when even Chad's gf is taller than you. Having a tiny penis also doesn't help.
>quoting something I didnt say in my post
Looks like blood has trouble getting to your brain. 5'1 masterrace here, I have both superior gains and intelligence because of my compact body.
>5'8 is considered near-manlet status
I have a friend who's 5'8 and he's a short little fuck and it bothers him. At 5'9 I'm not doing that great either, I'm in college and most of the guys are taller than me somehow and I do feel like a child.
Fuck off with your meme low average heights.
>If you're saying that to make me mad congrats it's working.
Stop taking everything I say as an insult. I can still feel bad for not being a 6'3 male just like you. 5'8 isnt exactly considered good.
Honestly, if you want to feel better, look at all the stuff you do have. Your not a midget.
Sorry buddy but I honestly dont feel like arguing over height with a guy not even an inch taller than me. Its fucking silly and id just prefer to use dank memes on you.
>I have a friend who's 5'8 and he's a short little fuck and it bothers him
>At 5'9 I'm not doing that great either
>short little fuck
>not doing that great
Oh the "everyone shorter than me is a manlet and my height is the lucky cut off point" meme.
An inch doesnt make a difference. Your a short little fuck like him and it bothers you just as much as it does your friend. If im a manlet or your friend is, so are you.
>THANK GOD IM 5'9
>CAN YOU IMAGINE ME BEING A CENTIMETER OR TWO SHORTER?!?!
>I WOULD JUST DIE IF I WAS
>5'9 MASTER RACE REPORTING IN GUYS
>DEATH TO ALL 5'8's AND BELOW AMIRITE?
This is how you sound you stupid manlet.
mom is white. dad is asian. My dad is 6' i dont even know how I ended up 5'3"
>5'8 isnt exactly considered good
It's average. Better than being the size of a woman.
>An inch doesnt make a difference. Your a short little fuck like him and it bothers you just as much as it does your friend. If im a manlet or your friend is, so are you.
How the fuck is 5'8" even short? One of my bullies was like 5'8" and he was massive compared to me. Hearing people call that short when this guy was able to manhandle me like it was nothing makes me want to die.
I wasnt talking to you, I was talking to the delusional 5'9 fuck that thought he was magically above manlet height.
Again, you need to accept it and move on. You cant change it. Im sorry, I really am but people get dealt shit hands in life. Its just how it is.
>Again, you need to accept it and move on. You cant change it. Im sorry, I really am but people get dealt shit hands in life. Its just how it is.
It hurts though. What would you do if you got professor oak'd on a daily basis? Wish I was a homo because then I'd just be a trap or something.
>like women just about my height
>doesn't matter, they go to much taller chads instead
>What would you do if you got professor oak'd on a daily basis?
Realize that life is just a meaningless waltz danced only by fools. There is no point, no purpose. Nobody exist for a reason, nothing happens for a reason.
In the end the winners and losers go in the same box. We all die. You want the affection of a woman? Thats a childish dream and you should never make your happiness dependent on another person. You want money? Fine, you can still earn it. You want the respect and admiration of your peers? Thats stupid too, who cares what others think. Its only you that matters.
You can only help yourself. I can only offer words. If you want to torture yourself, fine. Be a loser or a failure. I dont care. Just understand that all things fade in time. So make the most of however long you have left.
Dad 6'3 extreme endomorph
Mom 5'4 but comes from a family of tiny people; her sister is 4'11.
Im 5'10.5 extreme ectomorph, dad has the clearest blue eyes on the planet and mom has shit brown eyes so I have dark green and people think they're brown. fml
Its funny as fuck how she phrased it bro. Just learn to be attracted to your own species. Literally not attracted to girls who don't have majority white in them. Asians and blacks literally seem like another species to me, no attraction what so ever.
Dwarfism isnt about height, there are more implications. Danny DeVito doesnt have dwarfism. His skeleton, muscles and insides arent like those of a dwarf.
He is a short man with some bone disease or something.
>Im 5'10.5 extreme ectomorph, dad has the clearest blue eyes on the planet and mom has shit brown eyes so I have dark green and people think they're brown. fml
You poor thing. I have a bunch of brothers and they are all anywhere from 3" - 9" taller than me.
That just sounds incredibly depressing. Why live if you're not gonna try? I just want to be happy ;_;
They all want people that are tall successful and manly. I'm none of those things.
I'm 6'1 and I feel like a manlet. Every time I go outside I see people taller than me. Women say 6'+ is ideal but they all spontaniously orgasm the moment someone 6'4 or more walks up to them.
go move to japan. leave america and its degenerate white girls. the japanese media actually shows asian men attractive and white men are an oddity. theres a lot of stories by white washed asian girls that said when they were growing up in america they only liked white guys but then they went to their weeb trip to japan and they became obssese with asian guys bc the media actually shows that as attractive.
I bet your mother is asian and your father is white. Literally the worst mixing that produces full Asian looking kids and psychopaths. I know a guy who's mother is white and father is Asian and he's 6'3" and looks full white, people always ask him "if you're white why is your last name Asian."
i hate you
I just want happiness ;_;
good for you
im a mutt though so asians wouldn't find me attractive.
other way around and i still got shafted.
How Asian do you look? Do you look like Yu Shirota, because Jap girls love him. Asian societies trace ancestry to the father's line, so they see you as Asian because your father is. Are you actually Half Japanese? Look up videos like "What Japanese people think of Half Japanese people" a lot of them say "they are so cool looking they are basically Japanese but they speak 2 languages." And look at this article of what Japanese girls think of short guys, a lot of them love it. http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/10/01/on-the-short-side-lucky-you-japanese-women-describe-what-they-love-about-shorter-men/
You can easily get a job as an English teacher in Japan because you speak English as your native language. Look up youtube videos, they pay pretty well and you don't need money.
I know. I can tell by the fact that I got groped a good number of times in high school. While I may not be alpha or domineering, I'm stubborn as shit though. I may have had a bit of a mancrush on a guy that defended me from bullying back then but i don't think im gay though sadly.
i look too effeminate though without that sort of subtle masculine charm that bishounen type guys like him or different male idols have.
it doesn't really matter. in japan if a guy looks too masculine and body builds, it means he's gay, where as in america it's the opposite. japanese girls love feminine looking guys. there's a Vice documentary on a japanese girl that cross dresses as a guy, and all her japanese girl fans love her and call her "he." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm0vOYv5KKU
just english teach in japan and you'll have no problem finding a 4'9" submissive jap qt.
jump into traffic pls
now i want to go to japan
i am a man and want to be treated like one.
im not a doll. i want to be respected not a plaything. im not dressing up like a girl
Like hell I'd do that. Way too embarrassing for me to ever live that down again. I'd never let that happen.
>well, the fun part is forcing you to do it,
Too bad you're a girl and im most likely stronger even if im short af and lack any muscle.
>besides it's not like anyone except me would know
I let a girl dress me up once. She took pictures and showed her mother and brother. Hearing
>you pull that off too well
made me cringe hard. Took a good 6 months before they let me live that one down.
im not pathetic.
>Too bad you're a girl and im most likely stronger even if im short af and lack any muscle.
i doubt that, cutie :^)
>I let a girl dress me up once. She took pictures and showed her mother and brother.
that's pretty mean of her, i'd never do that to you though
>>angry at the world
I'm not angry. Just sad ;_;
do you know what board we're on?
Yeah, posting anime reaction images on an anime imageboard what was i thinking?
Am I not allowed to be upset at these things? Sorry for having feelings.
Guys are stronger than girls and I have no qualms in fighting dirty. Not gonna happen. Why do you want me to dress as a girl so much anyway?
>that's pretty mean of her, i'd never do that to you though
That's what she said but then did it anyway and then teased me relentlessly for it.
You're a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being. You can have feelings but don't expect anyone here to feel bad for you or are you just that retarded?
>You're a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being
As if the rest of the people on this board are any better? I know I'm worthless and a failure but it still hurts.
>but don't expect anyone here to feel bad for you
Why not? People sympathize with each other here all the time.
>or are you just that retarded?
I'm may not be super smart but I'm not retarded.
idk i'm pretty strong, i've beaten up guys before. i want to because it's my fetish and you're adorable!
>That's what she said but then did it anyway and then teased me relentlessly for it.
well, i wouldn't even take pictures of you so you wouldn't have to worry
>idk i'm pretty strong, i've beaten up guys before.
> i want to because it's my fetish and you're adorable!
I won't enjoy it and I would just hate you for it.
>well, i wouldn't even take pictures of you so you wouldn't have to worry
Still sounds humiliating. I would probably just turn red and run away.
why must you bully people? We have enough problems without you giants rubbing it in our faces.
>about 6'1" and average looking, just really shy desu
>finally meet a nice girl, we start talking
>she's freakishly tall, like we're the exact same height
>doesn't matter, I think she's absolutely perfect
>we go on a few dates, nothing too serious yet
>find out she's a massive whore
>don't care because I'm beta as fuck and have never come close to pussy
>we "date" for about two years, she just isn't into me the same way I'm into her
>we eventually just ended it because we never saw eachother or talked much anymore
Damn I still miss her. I'll never find a girl like her again and she will never love me back. At least I've got you guys though
i'd rather play dress up. I stuck my finger up there once and it felt strangely good. Kinda afraid to try it again. I'll still resent you either way.
Where did this manlet meme come from?
I never see any guys past 5'9 or so around me
My bf is 5'5 and he's taller than me
As long as you're taller than the girl you want to be with it's not going to be akward
I even had a crush on a 5'1 dude
You should't worry about this shit
i don't want to be a homo ;_; I want to be normal. not like crossdressing would be any better though. at this point what choice do i have? not like this is the first time people ask me to do these things.
is it a 3rd world country?
any girl i've seen shorter than me (5'2" and below) all seem to want guys at least 6" taller than them because they like to wear heels and want someone taller than them when they wear heels.
over my dead body
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your content is too short (oh irony)
>tfw i thought I was 5'11
>tfw I'm actually 5'10 and half
im kind of high maintenance. Not sure I could stomach a 3rd world country. I'd rather wear a skirt desu fampai
I don't. At this point though the only girls that want me want me to be the girl in a relationship like this nutjob that wants to peg me.
I'm well aware of that.
I just learned that fucking Pablo Escobar was only 5'5''.
I always thought he was successful because he was big and intimidating and commanded respect with his imposing presence like Tony Soprano. Turns out this force of nature was only 5'5''.
>And most importantly a fuckton of money, bodyguards, firearms and drugs
He got all that by himself, he was born to a poor farmer and became a millionaire by 22, way before he got into cocaine.
but he's alpha and manly as fuck and commanded a lot of power and political pull. What if you lack those things?
I hate you all for existing.
Never had a girl do that specifically, but I've been laughed at for trying to approach them. I think they saw me tear up a little which definitely did not help. They just said "awwwww" and then giggled some more. I think the only time I was complimented was when I walked into a convenience store by campus and 2 girls said nice butt and one of them slapped it when walking past me. It felt really degrading.
>I hate you all for existing.
What's wrong little anon, you can't handle my slightly above average height?
don't call me that and don't patronize me.
>you can't handle my slightly above average height?
no i hate you don't rub it in
Come on anon, don't be so bitter.
You can do better
>Come on anon, don't be so bitter.
>You can do better
Do better? I'm doing the best I can. You try being 5'3" barely pubescent looking guy
I do look like teenager too.
It bothers me a bit but, heh, what can we do about that.
Did you not read the rest of the thread? I look more like a girl than just a teenager. The only girls that want me want me to be a girl or do faggy things and I'm never taken seriously by my peers.
Yes i did. I didn't know it was you.
But anon, just be patient, some day that special person will come to your life.
Also i bet you're super cute :3c
>But anon, just be patient, some day that special person will come to your life.
i'm contemplating just being a trap so im not alone as much as i'd rather not
Well i had a trap friend that was in a similar situation, he decided to be alone
and a little bit manlier
And... after 4 years or so, he finally found his special person.
how old are you anon?
Ah, i see, i'm 20.
Good luck, cute trap-anon.