>tfw your balls are sweaty
>tfw you bring your finger down to the area where your scrotum touches your thigh
>tfw you bring your finger up to your nose and sniff it
I fucking love the smell.
That's not obscure, we all feel that anon.
I purposely use no deodorant and don't wash my gooch just so I can enjoy the constant wafting ballsmell in my nostrils. I jerk off to my pits and imagine it's a girl's BO.
>tfw my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>tfw vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
>tfw I'm nervous, but on the surface look calm and ready to drop bombs, but I keep on forgettin'
>tfw what I wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
>tfw I open my mouth, but the words won't come out
>tfw I'm chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
>tfw the clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
>I jerk off to my pits and imagine it's a girl's BO
its not just touching, but creating friction between your fingers with the flap of your scrotum. then oncce you get that sweat between your fingers, you rub your thumb and finger together as if you were snapping and the smell kinda turns into an eraser shaving, but with the preserved smell. i fucking live for this
>tfw years of social isolation stopped you from developing a real identity and personality so you copy traits from your favorite fictional characters and as a result can never get to close to anyone and show them what books and shows you're into because they would connect the dots and realize that you're a fucking fraud
I'll post it in this thread too.
>be 23 yo virgin
>tfw libido has noticeably started diminishing
>my years on youthful lust and vitality have been laid to rest
>tfw I'll never get this back, I missed out on one of the most important experiences of being human
I lost mine at age 24. Now 26 and have had sex at least 200 times (had two gfs, lived with both of them).
It's never too late to find your sickly mixed-race petite unstable robot partner. They do exist.
>Always cracking jokes around friends and coworkers
>Functionally a normalfag
>Try to go a day without joking around once out of curiosity
>Realize I have no personality aside from my humor
Truly a grim feel
I appreciate the sentiment my robot friend, but I still can't help but lament the fact that I will never be able to experience sex in the throws of that kind of primal, adolescent lust. I feel like I'll barely be able to manage having sex once a day. Hell I can barely fap more than a couple of times a week now whereas up until recently I would bust five a day. Congratulations on making it out.
>every day I look at Steam profiles to see when people registered
>reminisce about how good my life was during that time(if it was over 2.8 yrs ago)
>feel very sad when I see somebody that registered after August 2013
It is an autistic kind of feel...life of a neet loser that should have been so much more.