so what are the rest of you pathetic losers upto this normie lovey day.
Gonna sit alone in this dark room infront on my computer. Maybe check my crushes ig and wonder if she has a date for valentines day.
Fuck you op for reminding me that shell never love me back
Oh jeez is another corporate holiday coming up? I dont pay attention to it and all this spend tons of money on girls and hope they put out bullshit.
I will be doing what I have done every valentines day for years... video games, Bbs telnet and doorgames and coding on the trs-80.
Its a tradition now to me
I was asked if I had a valentine this year by a co-worker. I just laughed at her. When she asked why I was laughing I said "What, and break my 25 year streak?"
>tfw she went and told the rest of our co-workers that I've gone 25 years without a date
Whatever. I'm just gonna drink heavily with my one true love named Anna May.
>breakfast alone, again.
>have to go to work(dish bitch at a local cafe)
>have to watch couples trying to rip each others tonsils out with their tongues
>go home crack a bottle of jack Daniels
>stalk crushes social medias
>listen to depressing music
>smoke a few joints
I hate myself and my life, where did I go wrong.
>mfw I load up one of my H-games and have a monster fap
It's not all bad!
Cry in my room as I listen to my oneitis getting fucked by chad in the next room
I was planning on playing
Check out /vg/'s H-Games General. Lots of good shit. It's all up to your personal taste and fetishes. Rance is something I could also recommend
my one and only gf was randomly away the two years we dated on v-day
so it's still been technically 23 years without a valentine
i have gotten used to it by now as the day itself has never been singularly meaningful to me
>Be young man in junior high.
>Have a crush on a girl.
>She's alone and looks really really sad.
>I brought chocolates for her during Valentine's.
>Give them to her.
>She immediately looks much happier. Is really thankful.
>Try talking to her the next day.
>She makes fun of me for an hour straight and eventually calls me a fag.
Yeah. Great holiday.
Jack off to cheese pizza and then realize that this shit is the reason I don't have a gf in the first place. Then I will proceed to get depressed again and feel like shit all day long.
At least, that's what's probably gonna happen.
I work a 16 hour double shift on Sunday.
Asking a chick who keeps grabbing my ass and sent me nudes today if she wants to go to waffle house at 3am valentines day night.
>doing this tomorrow
tfw the only time you've heard someone say "happy valentines day anon" is when me and my only friend spent the day playing the last of us dlc.
>he ditched me for a girl two weeks later.
Be me last Valentines
>Take Co-worker I like to movies and buy her food etc etc
>Buy her $136 Dollar Necklace along with another $160 bucks worth of shit
>Pay for movie and food
>Talk to each other for awhile afterwards
>ask her to be gf
>Quit job out of sheer embarrassment of seeing her again.
She didn't stop ridiculing me for the rest of the school year. Then she got a boyfriend and kept trying to find me to brag about him.
She wasn't even a Stacey. Just some awkward cowgirl and a tiny bit chubby.
Learned my lesson that day. All women are shit and I have yet to be proven wrong.
Sorry fammo it was on snapchat.
>Eating lunch at my job today
>Coworker also not at work yells across the room
>"anon, Im gonna send you nudes"
>snapchats nudes like 30 seconds later.
Really hating myself for not having a thing to snapchat pics without them knowing. I do now though.
Also, thanks for the (You). I was worried. Happy Valentine's anon.
cockblock them senpai
invite a friend over (if you have any).
or just be a total dick about it and start banging against the wall and yell at them to shut up.
either that or record the sounds and just play it randomly the next day when she's around.
A toss up between playing Rise of The Tomb Raider, GTA V and playing chords on my acoustic for 5 hours while living with the thought that I'll never be able to buy the Les Paul Ultra III I want" or any guitar because uemployment
Working out and playing piano. I don't know if I'll go to the gym or just work out at home. I'm keeping the TV off and laptop closed all day because I don't want to see anything related to Valentine's Day. Last year I could treat it as just another day but it's been getting to me more this year so I'm gonna take a personal day and completely shut myself away.
I'm going to spend the day at the beach with my gf , we'll probably have lunch and dinner together during the day and then after dinner we'll go back to the main hotel over looking the beach and make sweet sweet love - hopefully she'll let me fuck her in the ass.
Then we'll make love again in the morning. Then go get Maccas for breakfast probably.
I don't listen to or take orders from tripshit posters you sad pathetic attention whore.
if anyone stays in the basement it's you. such a pathetic sad life you have to cry out for love and attention on a defective thong forum because nobody will ever want you irl.
oh and please reply with something something project retort since thats the most obvious tell you're what I say.
if anyone needs to run along shoo like the rat they are it's you tripshit.
Hilarious! Keep going on, please!
>if anyone stays in the basement it's you
More like IT classes, but nvm. You probably havent finished 6th grade.
>nobody will ever want you irl.
What do you mean? I am not giving my organs away!
play some tag team smash 4 online. a-anyone want to team up with me? I only have 3 friends. My name is Thedarkelbow
>You're a faggot
Negative. I cut my hair short last September and managed to bulk up, increasing my sizes from 89/63/91 to 94/78/97, closer to the male part of the scale, I think. The side abs still freak me out, though.
likely riding a post-acid glow. me and a couple of my friends are going to watch shitty movies as well
I'm gonna spend my time with my gf.
By starting a new playthrough of Persona 3
a 19 year old cutie invited me over to chill on an online dating website. im a kv so naturally i think she is fake and this is some kind of scam. i already spilled my spaghetti in chat and she didnt run away. im not sure if that confirms fake or maybe im really qt to her. she gave me her normie book and it looked normie enough but idk something is sketchy or maybe being alone for 26 years gave me mental issues.
Whats your MMR?
I made a girl think I forgot about her birthday a week ago. I'm going to surprise her or something, either this weekend or next weekend. Hopefully she doesn't just tell me to fuck off.
She's a fickle broad but I like her a lot.
Play some X-COM Enemy Within and having a grand old time removing ayys.
i dropped my spaghetti hard. its crazy i could have said nothing but i kept going out of my way to dropping spaghetti. then i tried to explain its because ive been alone for to long i apologize.
is this a scam to be honest? i refuse to believe someone would still want to see me after that
>tfw im really ugly in my webcam dont want to risk it ruining the deal
why would someone actually try to lure lonely dudes on plentyoffish what could they gain couple of dollars?
ignore it, the whole romance shit is so fucking vapid
The day before Valentine is our Prom. I'm not from the US and the Proms are a different, it's not common that you bring a date to it. So I am ok. But people are gonna be up all night and everyone will be drunk and I am so afraid that I'll see my oneitis making out with some chad. Plus she looks fucking amazing in her dress.
>actually caring about Valentine's Day
What's it like still being in high school?
I have a sort of girly gay friend who's single too. We're gonna play Smash Bros and I'm probably going to fuck him in the ass nice and hard. It's gonna be a nice change from my usual routine.
>Sleep in until 1pm
>Eat "breakfast" (i.e. lunch)
>Play Runescape for 6 or 7 hours
>Study for an hour
>Go to bed
I'll be going to the beach and shopping with my girlfriend the day before because it's my birthday though.
>tfw no girly gay friend to stick my fat mestizo cock in on valentine's
Why even live senpai?
Meeting my gf in a few hours, she's taking me for lunch then off to a mystery hotel for an evening of drink, drugs and kinky sex.
Dating a woman with a career and money to burn is pretty sweet.
I worked last valentines day
it was shitful
we had a new sous chef so head chef chose this ultra busy day to roster him for his first day running the pass
we had this special sharing plate for two for the day
the wait staff and been told repeatedly as we prepared for the day it was for two to share
so naturally they were selling one to each couple
we were taking forever to get orders out
we had two tables walk out
meanwhile NOBODY was ordering anything from my section
the whole kitchens going crazy with orders and dockets everywhere not being kept track of
and theres nothing for me to plate up
I could deal with everything happening around me that day, it's just when I go into work I guarantee everyone is going to ask if I have plans with anyone special after that shift. Every year it's the same questions so unless they're mocking me, the answers aren't going to change. Why even have a holiday based on love, that's just asking for people to kill themselves.
>not a basement dweller
I speak to some rich girl over interpals and she's sending me a 600 dollar wristwatch from Armani
Have you guys ever tried non-white girls? I just go online and I get wealthy non-white girls to buy me shit then I slowly stop talking to them after I get my gifts.
Only when I think about the fact that I do it. My top marks in my top STEM course, dux at highschool and girlfriend keep me pretty balanced, though /r9k/ does make me wonder why I shouldn't just go full NEET. None of it will matter when I die.
That's not fucked up, he most likely gave the gifts before she realized he was either awkward/creepy in general. He's probably only telling half the story so he can greentext it.
>tfw always getting some little gift from my parents to keep my mind off being single forever
I WANT CHOCOLATES THIS YEAR
>mfw my college just started handing out free condoms out in the open today to celebrate Valentines Day
Does any other colleges do this shit?
I'm going to try gifting a guy some games on steam and draw him a card to post in the message.
I've never tried giving something to a man on Valentine's Day before and I'm a bit scared desu.
I can't decide if I want to buy Sniper Elite 3 or Sakura Swim Team for the boobie girls as the last game...It's a tough choice.
My mummy sent me some chocolates in the mail. I love my mummy
Last year my friend(don't ree, we aren't really friends) received 2 Valentine cards, one was from a girl I know. This year started with her constantly talking to him, etc etc. I was involved too because I follow him like a shadow. She said "Oh, was it your birthday yesterday anon? Asking because many people have fake info on their profiles", I said yes. -" Happy B-day". When it was her birthday, I said "So FB didn't lie, it's your birthday today", she said " Aww anon, indeed it is, let me hug you". What followed was the hug equivalent of a hoverhand, it felt and probably looked as if I was holding a decomposing corpse. New Year comes, I cannot help but notice that she doesn't talk to my friend that much. Forgot to mention, she pinches my belly or ribs or back every time she passes by. Same with the friend. One day, we're discussing movies. The Hateful Eight is brought up, she wants to see it and literally asks me if I wanna go see it with her. It was in a bit of non-intimate conditions, so take it as a joke, say that I don't watch movies that've been out for more than a week. One day, I don't do mandatory shit teachers asked us to do. (Yeah, all parties involved are over 18). She approaches me in the changing room and says "If I invite you to the movies, will you do X", where X is the thing I was asked to do. It may have been a joke too, but her voice wasn't in any way nonserious, a girl nearby even said "Oh". My question is: what the hell am I supposed to do? and will i recv a card, hehahe. More details: I don't say hi or bye to her whatsoever. When she says hi or bye to me, I reply with an incoherent "h i" that only the smallest organisms on Earth can hear.
Gonna go to a Melee weekly. Been a long time since I've been to one at this specific venue so I'm hype enough. It helps fend off the crippling loneliness but I think one of these days I'm gonna drive off the highway on the hour long drive to there
Probably brew a hot coffee, rest my tired body and mind after 14 hours of homework and staying /fit/ that I'll be doing. Put on some Berserk, Kara No Kyoukai or Lain because I'm getting into that, or listen to some Iron & Wine, Tycho, Ryuichi Sakamoto or something. Maybe read some HP Lovecraft.
Some chump I know has to buy his GF a trip to the mall and movies, a girl I know is bothering to meet some weeb husbando "friend" 4 or so hours away in the city to watch Deadpool.
Meanwhile, 'lonely', single /comfy/ me.
yeah, sounds great. What's making love to a woman who needs you with every fibre of her being, when you can read The Other Gods in your robo dungeon. 4 billion years of evolutionary pressure to reproduce, culminating in your personal petit mort, two people reaching solace in an uncaring and amoral universe? ha, stupid normies. Bitch probably just wants a shopping spree.
>usually work on Valentine's Day
>the store gets really busy so it goes by quickly
>assistant manager likes working a 14 hour shift on Sundays so they got it instead
Fug I need to find something to do now
>tfw you will never work with fellow anons at a comfy cafe
It's not that comfy, only night shift is comfy.
It's next to the university, so we're constantly packed and in a rush during breakfast and lunch.
Being a barista is a whole new hell, cus if I fuck up, it backs up the line and the owner comes out and starts bitching.
Don't forget all the cheap ass Muslims that buy small drinks and occupy half the restaurant with their ISIS meetings.
And all my coworkers are blonde Stacy's or reddit memeing guys.
They know I hate them all.
Don't know why they haven't fired me yet desu
Same actually. When I'm lying in bed trying to sleep thoughts of knives stabbing my head or swords decapitating me or someone shooting me in the temple fill my brain and it's oddly soothing.
Requesting pictures of said /r9k/ shirt
>inb4 its non existent or drawn on with sharpie
I've been in that boat before. I felt so trapped. Everyone else had their mommys and daddys car to drive when they were 18 but I didn't. I feel you anon ._. And to answer your question you could get a gift or something but she's not gonna want to drive unless she really really likes you
I forgot r9k requires you to write comments, shit board, kill yourselves.
My school has this thing where you can send someone a rose. I've been having fantasies of getting one from my crush and now I actually believe it, despite knowing it's bullshit. Why does my brain believe shit like this?
>tfw in highschool you teacher sent you a valentine's day card because she felt sorry for you
My sixth form had that too, anon
>near valentines day
>seriously consider sending crush a rose, even if it's anonymously
>decide not to because huge pussy
>entertain the thought of getting one from her
>know it would never happen
>eventually my fucked up brain convinces itself that I'll get one from her
>valentines comes round
>sitting in form anxiously awaiting the arrival of the student council guys with roses and love letters
>they arrive, give round a few roses to most of the hot girls in class
>most of them are jokey ones, some of them are from boyfriends
>one of the girls basically gets a confession by some Chad guy
>everyone in class is going "awhhh so happy 4 u!!", the atmosphere is mushy
>I sit there JUSTing hard, try to internalise it but it was probably noticeable
>how could my crush not send me a rose? fucking bitch
>go home and sulk
Fuck the roses. It might seem sweet and romantic but it's torture for the rest of us who have to sit through the ordeal
>Drink in bed all day
>Try and ignore the sounds of various neighbors fucking through my paper-thin walls
I can't wait...