I can't drive and have no car at 23. I also have no job

Stop watching porn. Get /fit/. Learn how to use public transportation. Get employed.

If you don't have anxiety, these things should not be too hard.

Dude, do you know how many people in the world don't drive or go to work or even have a dick? Hundreds. Literally hundreds.

>>26404635
>Hundreds
Oh boy

>>26404577
wtf is that belly button??? 0/10 would not bang

>>26404612

OP here, also forgot to say I'm agoraphobic with bad social anxiety, I haven't left the house in two weeks. Previous record was around 9 months.

>>26404577
my life.
thanks psychiatry and fucked up parents.

porn does not cause ed
stop fucking spewing pseudoscience.

>>26404808

I have erectile dysfunction, phimosis and Peyronies disease, my dick is fuuucked.

>>26404867
*nod* I got perma ed on and off from psychiatry
can you at least hae some kind of sensation from like orgasm?

and lucky peyronie's pretty treatable. phimosis too.
good luck and feel better swoon, god that sounds so bad :(

Up until a few weeks ago I was pretty much in the same situation.(except I'm 21 and my dick works)
>I can't drive and have no car at 23
Getting your license is easy if your parents/family are willing to help you.
I got my parents to let me practice driving their car in a empty parking lot for a few days the went to take the test. Aced it first try.
>I also have no job
I got lucky with this. My family decided to get into the business of buying and renovating foreclosed homes, now I'm making pretty good money working for my family.(pretty good to me anyway)
>no friends
I had no friends but knew that my brother had some nice normie friends, so after getting my license I started hanging out with them. Now I have some drinking buddies that are going to try to un-fuck my shit, and help me lose my kv status.
>dysfunctional penis
A doctor is the only person that can help you with that.

>>26405225
I went into my thirties without mine because of sperg sensitivities AND no parental help of any kind
(oh and the family car that is my aunts? my mother still hogs it so nobody can ever get the help)

lucky you man!
i wish i knew how to make good enough money to get a sugar baby

i dont wanna associate with the white trash level normies/therapy group rejects that would even have ME irl.

>>26404689
Then it's going to be hard as fuck. But you should do it anyway, because it's the only way.

Getting /fit/ is not a requirement. But find some hobby you like

>>26405334
Don't resent your family or your situation in life. Put all that behind you. Only focus on the future, and making the absolute most out of what you have.

>>26405410
I'm old the only thing in my future is wizard life or some trashy old divorcee with her brats
i haven';t found a woman around my age attractive since myu id 20s :(
i got older they just stayed 18-26 or so.

really hard to not resent being born to white trash that should have kept their legs shut, but I know what you mean.

I don't really have anything to maximize. I just want a decent job

too bad i could only get a prossy with that and not a sugar baby.

>>26405465
Have you thought about working a trade, or the military?

>>26404808
porn doesn't but jacking off does. it took 3 months to get used to sex before i could stay hard. then it happened again when we took a break.

thanking your parents for your problems doesn't mean anything btw.

Hey OP, we're in the exact same boat. Even down to the borked penis.

I have little to no feeling in my penis after a nasty spinal cord injury. I have to tug on it while semi-flaccid harder than fuck to get it to stay hard, i suppose i should be thankful it even works at all now though i guess.

My sexual drive is getting worse and worse thanks to it though and i think i'm just going to give up fapping period soon.

>>26406009

>be me
>jack off at least twice a day
>don't have the slightest problem getting and staying erect during sex

Oops looks like you're wrong, faggot. Feel free to try again.

>>26406164
>i am totally telling the truth and all the people who disagree with me are just jokin around
I don't know if admitting you jack off twice a day was supposed to be something cool or special, but I don't need to try anything. I don't even understand what point you're making. You think I didn't actually lose my boners?

>>26404577
>premature ejaculatory
>small dick
>refractory period is literally 24 hours
>kill
>me

>>26404867

I got a low and tight circumcision, and also have a venous leak, scar tissue inside my penis, traction injury, and a torn suspensory ligament.

I literally feel nothing but pain in my dick.

well, you could always circumcised, then its pretty much game over

>>26406330
>mfw this dude would always show us his dry cut cock in high school as "justaprankbro" type shit and brag about how many girls fucked him
>mfw he's still single 7 years later

>>26404689
How do your parents let you live with them at 23 and not have a job or a car or anything?

>>26404689
1) go outside and chain yourself to a boat
2) have the boat sail out so far that you can't see land anymore, just solid blue in all directions
3) have people aboard the boat crowd around you can converse with you for a few hours
4)?????
5) Cured!

>>26404577
Im the same and a few years older (minus the dysfunctional penis, mine works)

Im starting online college soon.

>>26406520
W H A T? the fuk
H
A
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>>26404867
Peyronie dick here
it's not bad somedays other days it's worse
it's a huge fuckin confidence killer

>>26404672
2016
Not liking clone girls.

>>26404689
i was in the same position for a bit but i was forced to get a job or i'd be kicked out. now its not too bad at all but it was really stressful at first. I had to make phone calls/answer phones oh god it was torture. now I can do it with little anxiety.

still can't drive though and desu I really have no interest in learning.

>>26404577
figure out what you want

lmao good luck faggot, its le impossible task