>you aren't the guy I could wear heels around
>have online relationship with gamer girl
>finally show her my face
>"lol you have nice eyes"
>doesn't comment further
>starts paying less attention to me
>eventually makes up some excuse that she can't talk to me anymore
My wounds are deep, and I don't think they will ever heal
>I still love you but I just need time
>hasn't initiated conversation in 2 weeks
>half-assed replies 3 hours later
why can't women just be honest for once? backboneless cunts, all of them
i wish i was gay
>see stacy I've worked with for ages and she's struggling with picking something up
>Hey do you need help with that?
>Uh... I have a boyfriend anon...
I don't... I never even saw her in that way. I just thought she needed help...
>you're cute, I like you and I would absolutely want to date you, but right now I'm in love with someone else
>but there are many better looking girls than me who are attracted to you
>at new workplace doing menial shit as usual
>coworker says "weird question anon, but are you a virgin"
>says he only asked because a couple of other coworkers had discussed the matter and agreed that I probably was
>oh you like her? dude she fucked chad last night bro
>something has been taken
>from deep inside of me
>a secret i've kept locked away
>no one can ever see
>wounds so deep they never show
>they never go away
>like moving pictures in my head
>for years and years they play
yeah it gets you out of the daydream pretty much.
it doesn't even make you feel sad it's like "oh okay moving on"
>unless you find out it's not fucking true and they are trying to cuck you
Fucking this, once I know their sexual history that's it, I'm done, all I feel for them anymore is just apathy
It's not even that. If I really liked her, I'd just feel bad if I knew. But I'd still like them.
>tfw your crush talks to her friends about how she wants to get fucked by Chad on Valentine's while you're in the room
>quick anon, say something black!
>entire table looks at you
Been in this exact same fucking situation
>tfw her friends, and even the guys in the room are egging her on and telling her to do it
Normies make me fucking sick
>shes out of your league
just at the time. now that wouldnt hear my feelings to much
some co-workers are just absolute trash.
I used to work with some real cunts who thought I was a lesbian and made jokes about me being a lesbian behind my back.
stupid fucking cunts.
It's just so fucking cruel.
I mean, I knew before that she had a date on Valentine's and she made it pretty clear in the past that her dates usually lead to sex, but hearing her talk about it is just too much for me to handle.
holy shit that reminds me everyone knew i was a kissless virgin because i told the truth when asked. someone wrote my name and then FOREVER on the wall
a week later someone wrote ALONE at the end!!!!!! fucking niggers
I know how you feel bro, everytime she starts talking about her sexual exploits I just have to make up an excuse to leave and not come back in the room
I couldn't do that unfortunately. That would've made it too obvious to everybody else.
I somehow found the balls to talk to her when we were alone. Ask her if she could stop talking about this while I'm around. At least she was understanding. She knows how I feel about her, I recently told her.
Unfortunately, she's a close friend.
I have to do it, worse thing is that in my apartment, my room is literally right next to the living room, so if I want to go anywhere I have to physically leave the building
Atleast mine doesn't know yet, although she's probably catching on the hints I can't help but dropping
I'm not an orbiter though. We were friends before I even had feelings for her and I consider her a friend still. I can hold back my feelings and just get along as we did before.
It's just in those situationswhen I have doubts.
But I wouldn't like her talking like that even if I had no feelings at all. She's such a nice and qt girl, being a slut doesn't suit her at all.
hits close to home man.
I think it's always better to open up. That way you at least stand a chance, however small it may be.
You should get it off your chest asap, Anon. It probably won't change anything, but at least you'll feel better knowing it is out.
>You don't mean anything to me anymore and I don't want you in my life.
Little back story.
>meet grill on omgle
>she's a solid 8/10
>she asks for my number
>calls me at night
>we just talk for 3 hours
>after days of talking
>"anon, I wanna be with you"
>we spend hours on skype just talking
the thing that really crushed me
>"I just want to be close to you at night."
I broke it off 'cause I'm retarded. She lived in Ohio.
Literal man children.
>>26405536 is the worst. It's not "so fucking cruel", the world doesn't stop spinning because you've got a crush that you lack the balls to do anything about. Humans are animals. We fuck. Deal with it. Nobody is going to stay a virgin waiting for some mumbling moron like you to come along.
These girls you all obsess over?
They don't want to be with overgrown children who chastise them for living normal, happy, healthy lives.
>"Did you hear that oneitis fucked Jamal?"
-Stacy talking to her Stacy friends
I get a fucking heart attack at this. Fuck.
Has anyone else walked out of the class when they ask this? Then I come back and just do it on my own
I just do it all by myself and give it out independatly
>tfw you talk with the teacher once and she asks if i dont like being the center of attention
>i say that i dont
>She starts focusing on me in class
>asks me the most questions
>"its so you get used to the class faster"
LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?!
>your son is lazy
My 5th grade teacher told my parents this in parent conference. I have never been able grasp things at an instant and to this day I'm still slow at doing work. From that day on, I would always get upset at myself when I couldn't understand my work.
>mfw my dad still laughs about that day
>tfw when your parents think something that heavily traumatized you is funny and tell it to their friends
>i dont like short guys
i fucking swear im going to pull an elliot if i hear this one more time
there's something called self control and self worth. sex is the greatest thing a woman could give a man, and now she wants to throw it around and do it when shes 17?
a sexual history tells me that a girl hasnt spent much time thinking about herself as a valuable person. having sex isnt a feminist thing, as much as they like saying that. instead of fucking men, learn to work on motorcycles, become an engineer, or ride a fixie or some shit. get in there and deny chads sex too. it would empower women
You ever notice why the majority of feminists are all fat an ugly? They don't want to empower women. Women have sex, and applying any value to sex would empower women - power that modern feminists never had.
By eliminating the value of sex, the regular women are brought down to a uselessness modern feminists have felt for long.
Isn't it a marvel how one "woman" will destroy a society so that another will feel as useless as she did?
>it was only for that one week to make chad take me back
>hey oneitis, wanna go to pro...
>oh, im already going with chad!
tfw when my best friend at the time was chad.
tfw he said
>dude, go with her! Ill tell her to go with you
tfw reply "naw its ok"
tfw prom night comes around
>sitting in my garage, smoking a fat blunt to the dome by myself. parents are out for hours
>chad hits me up that theyre all gonna go to the after party. Asks me if i want to get picked up to go with
>flip my phone over and sigh, never reply.
>its just prom...
>Its just.. prom
>dance with girl during practice dancing
>ask her to prom
Bam, done. Was nogf but still had a partner and got wasted at the after party
But the fact that this girl who gave me eyes and all that went with my bff Chad and tried to set me up with her knowing he could get another stacy easy just shut me down. I was like maaaaan, fuck this. Im gonna spend that night like every other night, except full of feels that i cant hold in my hands
>mfw I literally heard a roastie tell a friend of hers she was glad her bf was tall enough so she could wear big heels
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO WEAR HEELS YOU FUCKING ROASTIE WHORES
>go to party
>small normie suburban gettogether
>girl i like hosting
>"isn't that the girl you like going in her room with that chubjew?"
>tfw she tells you over skype the same night she lost her virginity
>didn't go to prom
>went to after party with friends
>got laid by qt anyway
And I didn't even have to be miserable for hours with people I didn't like. It was easier to pretend to like them at the party, because drugs/booze
>encounter old high school schoolmate in walmart
>"Anon is that you? I thought you were dead!"
>"Yeah, I've heard that you caught something, turned super obese and slipped into a coma"
How the fuck did that rumor started?
Just makes me think what kind of other bullshit these assholes would say about me.
you're all fucking pathetic and i hope you contract some form of cancer
just kidding about the cancer part but no really you guys are fucking pathetic what's wrong with you people
I've had people come up with rumors I've died in a plane crash when I was in school and took a year studying abroad and they said they heard I got cancer when I was sick for a month with the flu.
Makes me wonder why people do this? Why make rumors that someone's dead?
Going through this now
Don't open up to people you work with unless you are absolutely certain because why would anything good ever happen in our lives.
Fuck they've probably told everyone.
>sex is the greatest thing a woman could give a man
haha fuck off. That may have been true in the past, but it sure as hell isn't now.
I'd much rather a chick cook me a nice meal or just cuddle and watch a movie than fuck. Call me a faggot, but it's the truth. If I really, really want to just get some pucci on dis dick, I could. But roasties typically have terrible taste in flicks/movies/films, and they definitely can't cook.
>mfw chick I'm crushing on hard baked me a really good loaf of bread for my bd
She said, "It's not now or never
Wait ten years, we'll be together"
I said, "Better late than never
Just don't make me wait forever"
Don't make me wait forever
Don't make me wait forever
>3 of my best bros had all broken up with GFs within the past month
>chick I had liked for years was going with demi-chad
>we just drink, pass a joint, and talk about feels
Honestly, it was pretty cozy, I wouldn't have gone anyway, situations like that give me legit headaches
>look at school paper soon after
>crush and date are on the front cover, laughing and having a good time
It sounds stupid, but I legit almost started crying. It had been a shitty year, and that was the tipping point. I hardly ate anything or talked to anyone for like a week, I would drive around for hours just listening to music and feeling like shit.
Fuck prom, is what I'm getting at.
It boggles my mind.
When he told me that, everything felt surreal.
Was I really that disliked that they had to make up that story?
Someone out there made a conscious decision to say that I was dead.
It just makes me furious and sad.
>always think about what people must have thought of me and what rumors there were
>realize they never thought about me, and likely wouldn't bother making up shit beyond "fucking faggot never dates lol"
S-see, everything's f-fine.
No. Its so much better if u know if shes a biatch for real.
>Me, 2 weeks ago
> Meet nice girl, friend tells me shes a fkin weird ass slut
> Dont believe him, start texting and meeting
> 1 week later: DuckthisShitImOut.exe
> FFS shes the worst whore ever
> Shoulda believed him from the start
>you're just not my type
First girl who friendzoned me. She spent all day every day around me, hugging me and shit.
It was so obviously
>oh.. but you're not attractive enough for me
and I knew it and she knew that I knew it. It was pretty painful. Still took several more years for me to fully accept that I wasn't good looking.
>not attractive enough
It's fucked up, but at least she says it how it is. She could've messed with your head more and made up a reason.
>I'll talk to you later
From someone who'd disappear for months at a time, then come back and tell me how great I am. But this time it was like a switch flipped for me. I knew later wasn't coming.
I was right. It's been a couple years.
My response to this would be something along the lines of I've got nothing to say to you. It comes across a bit assholish but after being asked this a bunch of times I got really annoyed.
>>I WOULD date you but I already have feelings for someone else and I'm not missing this chance
>>I just don't think I can do a relationship with school and work
and my favorite
>ask if she wants to hang out
>see her posting on twitter
I'm really trying, robots, honest.
>Go to a nightclub with a few friends
>One sees me checking out a chick for 10 minutes..
>Why don't you just go and talk to that chick at the bar anon, are you gay?
Just fuck off man I'm bad at hitting on anyone in general how can I do that at a club?
>didn't have a lot of friends in HS, didn't talk much, zoned out a lot, basic robot shit
>after HS, go to UNI only about an hour away, so I can come home a fair bit
>people come up to me all the time, even when I obviously don't see them, just to say hi and see how I'm doing
>even people I legit don't remember speaking to ever
I don't get it, guys, was I actually well-liked and just to socially retarded and anxious to realize it? I was kinda the "class clown" type, I guess, always pushed the envelope a little, shit like that, but that guy isn't popular, is he? Like, literal chads and staceys are actijg all chummy out of the blue. It's honestly scaring me, like they're planning on inviting me to a party and dumping me with pig blood or something.
mup da do didda muhfuggen bix nood
Bunch of girls I usually sit with at lunch start discussing anal and stuff
I clear my throat, because it seems they don't know I'm present
>"oh, well, you're you, so it's okey to talk about this stuff"
>all of the table giggles
Better being a manchildren than a fucking slut who cant control her urges, or like who goes to clubs to get groped by multiple chads while wasted.
I cant let myself like someone with so little selfrespect.
Im near to drop my friendship with oneitis, for this reason, i cant stand her making stupid life choices backfire.at her, which i have to listen later.
For gods sake one time she told me she cheated her bf with this guy who made her squirt for the first time, i litterally died inside.
I hate myself, cause even knowing all this i still want be with her and protect her, i cant seem to find the strenght to let her go, and I KNOW i could never be with her knowing all the things i know, i will never be able to look at her as my partner without resentment for the choice shes made.
I mean if she proposed i would eventually say yes, but it would only be a hollow relationship doomed to destruction, like my fuckimg soul.
>he's a bit creepy
Fuck off cunt, maybe I wouldn't be so awkward if you and your cunt friends were obnoxiously attempting to whisper about me while I can clearly hear you. Some fucking people.
>"That's not the way the world works."
>get along pretty well with this qt mexican chick
>finally get up the courage, ask her out
>she doesn't know I speak spanish
>"lol does he really think he has a chance" to her friend
>pretends to let me down easy
Fuck, a lot of the times I wish I didn't understand the shit spics talk when they think no whites are listening.
>did a presentation in Year 9
>put a bit of humour in
>class loves it, laughing at my jokes rather than at me
>highest mark in the class, pretty proud
>a Chad comes up to me later in the day
>"Hey anon that was so funny, you should be a comedian"
>Stacey takes notice
>Stacey: "calm down, it's just anon, he's still nooone special"
>>tfw when your parents think something that heavily traumatized you is funny and tell it to their friends
I have tons of those stories.
>mom once snapped a picture of me and my brother getting out of the bath tub
>for some reason I imitated my mother more whereas my brother imitated my father more. when we were little
>I used to wear my towel around my chest rather than my waist like my brother does
no bully pls
>coupled with having longish hair young I looked like a girl
>picture haunted me daily
>to make it worse, she hung it up in a collage of photos right when you walk in the house
>any time she had friends over she'd show them and laugh
>her friends would chide in say i was gay or girly
lol they probably are
>'what's the oldest you've ever dated?'
THIRTY FUCKING TWO. She was fucking 19 at the time how the fuck am I supposed to compete with that you stupid cunt fucking daddies in their Lexus
You were 'the one' ;_;
>been told half-jokingly by several people who dont know each other that im asexual
what is that and what does it mean? can i use it as an excuse to get drugs?
See>>26407172 and then show yourself the door, Normie.
Look m8, I'm all for seeking companionship and all that shit be it irl or online, but practically flinging yourself at any female who posts on this shit fest of a board isn't the right way to go about things I'm sure
I know that feel. I was really really fat as a kid, and my teeth came in late, so there are a fair number of pictures of me waddling across the beach like some kind of dying whale, and my mom seems to insist on displaying at least one at all times. She never points it out to people, but I've gotten quite a bit of shit from people I know walking into my house and seeing the blob that was me, especially because I still wasn't exactly skinny in HS.
I bet you think turkeys and chickens can't fly, too.
Nah, birds like penguins, ostriches, and kiwis literally cannot fly, their wings just don't do that. Turkeys, chickens, peacocks, and the like just can't fly ver well or very far, but they can certainly fly. I've seen a peacock get itself 10 ft. up a tree directly from the ground, and they certainly can't jump that high, or climb vertical surfaces.
>tfw she made a new friend one time
>tfw she sees the picture
>"oh anon's mom where is your daughter?"
I don't even want to get into the times my cousins would make me play dress up with them
>Move on. It isn't worth the pain you're feeling
easy for you to say, as if I could just move on from something like that
>friend tries to be a wingman, and says you're the good type of guy stacy has been looking for
>stacy quits the job and never talks to you again
posts on /49k/
>WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
you too anon?
original toast original post
i visit this place frequently as it's honestly the closest thing I have to other people who understand how i engage with the world
that being said, you don't see me frothing at the mouth for female interaction. there's a clear distinction between wanting company and being a thirsty beta
I just got a repressed memory of coming late to class after a week off
The head Chad:
>Anon? Aww, we thought you'd died
All said in a disappointed tone
>Hushed giggles around the class
>tfw mom bought me chocolate for valentines
>tfw she's the only female who cares about you
>"you're really nice but this ldr thing isn't really for me and I don't want anything serious rn"
>mfw shrug it off and say it's fine, and that we can stay friends
>he stops talking to me
I really thought I could fall in love there
>tfw mommy will never cuck you
One of few good feels in life
>Hearing my younger brother fucking his girlfriend in his room coupled with her moans
>Realisation hits me that I'm still a virgin
I just got my keys an went on a drive for a couple if hours
Looking back, that's what I would've done, but at the time I was just fucking destroyed for some reason. Plus, at the time, I understood Spanish well enough to get what she meant, but the finer subtleties escaped me, and I couldn't really speak it so well, would've sounded like I was reciting something from a textbook.
Though I'd probably literally just tell her "the jerk store called, and they're all out of you", but, like, in Spanish.
>mfw robots are having relationships
It's Normie central here.
It was about a year back, and honestly I liked him so much. We talked for hours and he was so quirky and kind. He talked about moving to where I was to teach English and he said all sorts of sweet things to me.
Then one day bam, totally cold on me. Haha guess that's just the way it is sometimes huh
>tfw mommy does cuck you
I don't even know why I go on desu senpai
It just means you aren't sexually attracted to anything, don't really have a sex drive, etc.
Not classified as a disease or mental illness, so no, you can't get drugs for it, nor even be diagnosed. Assuming you're actually asexual, which is extremely rare.
Yupp. Just the other day a girl started talking to me at school and i thought i was cinally going to be able to get out of this emotional rut but she just cut me off without even saying anything... Im hopeless
>me in hs
>bullied and laughed at constantly
>iPod is coming out
>I'm the first anon to have one in school
>center of attention for the first time
>crowd of people asking me for last kills on songs
>2 of them were chads
>"hey this is pretty neat anon"
>i feel like they are looking at me in a new light
>stacey comes over
>"oh its nothing special, just anon being his nerdy self"
>next week stacey comes in with her own iPod
was I that repulsive that she didn't want to use a device that belonged to me?
My aunt once played a trick on me about an elevator jamming when I was 7 years old that has given me a phobia of elevators. My mother makes fun of me for it, my aunt feels bad because it was just a prank (bro) and knows I am legit traumatized by that incident.
the text I got, the morning after we met up to study for biology, instead we cuddled and I fingered her that night
>Im sorry anon I can't go any further with you..
>you're just a friend, I don't have any feelings for you..
>You have a big dick
I was doing nude modelling for an art school and some 40 year old woman said it to me afterwards.
Not a bad thing, but it caught me by surprise and my brain kinda shut down. No idea how to respond to that kind of thing. I think I just stammered out "oh. O-okay"
yea either point out where I specifically say that being a beta orbiter is different online than it is irl or you're just putting words in my mouth and should go kill yourself tbqhwy
These fucking drawings. I always fucking find them funny
It paid $28 and hour. I had to do 5 hours a day, 2 times a week.
I would be a fool not to take that job.
People would comment on you all the time, you just got used to it.
>"He's a square"
>"He sits feminine"
>"He has a small head"
>"He has a funny chest" (pectus excavatum)
>"He has more stomach"
holy fuck you're a real prick
we know the truth, we know the "instincts" are too important to ignore
we are just sharing what makes us sad
why you gotta come here and act like a stuck up know-it-all asshole?
fuck you dude, you're not helping anyone
>I love you too but i love him more
Just fuck off lying cunt
Contact some local art school and ask if they are looking for nude models.
They usually don't care about attractiveness at all. They like, as you said, to have some variety in their models.
>anon it's pains me to see a guy with your qualities spend his best years alone, you should really consider lowering your standards
>That way you at least stand a chance, however small it may be.
small would be good, chances are extremely slim
women are all about feelings
and you're not making her feel anything except flattery maybe when you open up like that
you have to make them feel good, or overwhelmed
>tfw getting paired with the other robot in the class and we have a good time
But if you don't tell her, you'll probably never find out if she has any feelings for you.
You can't just wait until she's dropping hints.
Also, if she's a friend, she will understand.
So you can't wait her to drop hints but you can linger around her forever and pretend you don't feel nothing?
When it comes to women, you have a better shot trying to kiss her suddenly than opening up to her
Opening up kills all the thrill of it, now she knows she owns you
And I'm in no way a normie, just a robot that learned the hard way, not trying to put you down or anything
> Anon likes being alone, why else would he still be single?
> I mean there's gotta be at least one person out there who's asked him out.
I'm sitting next to her right now.
I wanted to tell her my feelings towards her but she did'nt want to hear.
She just told my best friend that she likes me as a friend but not more.
I want to die
Man, I'm going to assume that's because you are a normie.
The partner situation is terrifying. One of the worst I can imagine, worse than "lol u a virgin", realising that no one wants to be your partner, even for something as simple as a study project or w/e is devastating, it's all fears realised, it's like being picked last in a team sport.
If you still don't get it maybe you should try /b/.
not really a normie but I do have people skills
the key to those situations is not to wait. if you wait you will end up last every time no matter what, isntead go on the offense, pick someone and move in for it
It's a catch 22 though, because the fear of rejection is also there and the anxiety that comes from having to approach someone, then it gets deeper, why does that person think I approached them, do I like her or am I gay? What does this person actually think about me? What if he/she laughs at the suggestion of us as partners, How am I standing? Do I look weird, am I even going to be able to hold a conversation with this person, is something on my face?
It's simply easier to do nothing and hope the outcome somehow changes this time.
I'm using how I feel to describe this, I have severe social anxiety so other robots might have different feelings on it but I think we're all around here somewhere.
>not really a normie but I do have people skills
you dont have to approach a girl for school shit man
>WAAAAAA WHY CANT ANYTHING NICE HAPPEN TO ME WHEN I DO NOTHING DO ACCOMPLISH IT
>proceds to throw a tantrum like manchild that he is
Fuck man, I feel you
Other day taking to oneitis
> anon you're so quiet nowadays
> Yeah I guess haha
> are you sad
> No nothings wrong
> she grabs my arm and starts writing something on my arm
> Just let her do it because it feels good when she's holding my wrist
> pull back my hand
She wrote "I'm sad"
> tell her no, she is wrong
> leave. Go to library half an hour later, just sit there feeling shitty doing work
i really want to tell her but I know it'll fuck my shit up even more
>tfw I'm always funny so I never get that
KHV, but I still make most girls laugh regularely
I've been told the same thing up until the end of 6th grade when I was diagnosed with ADHD. I've always had near perfect test scores but for the fucking life of me I cannot focus on homework/classwork
>> No nothings wrong
>> she grabs my arm and starts writing something on my arm
>> Just let her do it because it feels good when she's holding my wrist
Truly a concussive feel
Getting told to shut up because you're too funny is even worse.
It means that I have such a good fucking sense of humor that it's aggravating. I should really try more deadpan humor.
>tfw I didn't
>tfw I only deodorized and washed my face and limbs
>tfw they marked you without your noticing and you didn't get to wash off the mark exclusively
>"I don't date black guys"
-Said by women of every race including black women
> "He has nice hair but no ass. Why would he spend so much time on his hair and not his body"
Well people usually don't. Thats what I am counting on.
I was picked last frequently but I was pretty /fit/.
I was also a friendless nerd.
>Implying that often happens
Fathers would be treated like they are niggers. The children however will be massivelly popular as White/Japanese racemix is extremely popular. But being white isn't accepted. That's what I read some where once.
>Joking around, she's loving it
>Kept her laughing the whole time
>She's having a good time
>We're talking about random foods
>"Oh yeah that restaurant is good, my ex bo-"
>is it in yet?
Trust me, there is nothing worst you will ever hear. You may think you have it hard being virgin, but being virgin you will never experience something as disastrous as this. Even now I wonder why I haven't anherod
I fucking HATED these.
>so Anon why do you think your grades are so low
>you see this is the usual response we get from kids who are just trying to skate through school
And bonus round
>are you bored in class?
>is it because it's too easy for you
NO YOU DUMB BITCH IT'S BECAUSE I HATED GOING TO PUBLIC SCHOOL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw mom also hated parent/teacher conferences because she felt it put the kid on the hot seat which wasn't right
>tfw grades went from Ds/Fs to straight As when you were finally allowed to go to indepedent study
I wish I had been allowed to go to IS from first year of high school. I would have graduated like a year fucking early with perfect grades.
>I think i'm falling in love with you
took my breath away
nothing has made me feel that way since
>You aren't smart anon, you're fucking dumb
>you aren't really 6 feet
I was told if I lied with a few inches they would fucking believe it, /fit/ lied to me
Some faggot piece of shit told my class I had bad diarrhea so I wasn't able to go to school for weeks
The reality is that I was really sick from a flu but I never had diarrhea, I asked him where he got that and he said my mother told him, but my mother never did such thing
Now I started to think how many laughed about me, even the teacher told me about it when I got back
>''hey you're the kid that got diarrhea''
I never got that, but it's because I'm usually joking around friends and never around people I don't know
But I did make some girls laugh while I was joking with my friends, but my friends also made them laugh, so it's not a big deal
>"Hey, I'm using your laptop to do this project for school, that's okay, yeah?"
It would be okay except she was using my admin account, not the one I set up that doesn't have fucked up shit on it. She found my porn.
so much lactation and shit, man.. I know she judges me for it still.
When you hear something like that and your dick's fully in, you can guarantee you will go flaccid out of mere shame, which of course made it worse
I just said I wasn't feeling up to it and made up some shitty excuse
>Tfw teacher paired me up with 2 qts
>Tfw I was too autistic to look them in the eyes and I was constantly shaking so I had to put my paper on the desk
>Tfw nothing happened...
>so have you thought about getting a job yet? you're [insert age here]
>nah..haha...i'm focusing on school right now
>so do you have a girlfriend yet?
>nah...haha...i'm focusing on school right now.
you'd think after 20 years my family would stop asking me these questions
>please dont talk to me, you are the most anoying person ive met
Women are fucking awful
> she couldn't spell "you're"
Dodged a bullet there huh anon
>I love you and want to spend all day with you but you don't know everything about me so I think it would be better we stay friends
She had a big booty too
"you don't know anything about me" is the most basic bitch excuse to "I don't want to be with you", especially when you turn the question on them, they know even LESS about you than you them
>you are boring because truly manly hobbies are soccer, motorcycles and clubbing
>it has to be true because all my (female) friends agree on it and we talk about it often
and before you say anything I hate anime and I don't really play video games that much
>Don't worry son, you'll meet the right girl. 21 isn't a bad age to be a virgin.
>Okay Dad, when did you lose yours?
>"I like his jacket but he walks weird"
>mfw came from a fucking blue-haired landwhale
I come back here every month or so, I used to be a robot, but then I lost my virginity to a qt, I don't talk anymore because I no longer belong here. I'm a fucking autistic nerd but can still function socially, get a tinder chat girls up, go to parties, getting laid when you aren't the masculine ideal takes work. Better yet focus on getting a career and a good job you like doing. Most woman aren't fucking worth the time anyway.
>"Have you ever had a gf, anon?"
>"Are you gay, anon? That could explain a lot."
>"FAGGOT!" as a car drives away
>"Is Anon going to be my dance partner? Gross!"
Wait, like for real? I tought this was an ironical 9gag meme, but does girls actually say this?
just let me die already
>she is married and has a kid told her before this we got into a fight because I told her I cant be her friend anymore because my heart couldnt take it. she never understood we had the fight twice already and she never fucking got how hard it was seeing her with others.
ive kept my wizardry because of this. I think id rather not know anymore I know I'm not a prize but something like that would be the final nail. I would truly realize just how unwanted I am.
>professor asks a question to the class
>"let's hear from someone we haven't heard from yet"
>"We're going to be reading a paragraph each. Let's see, who should start....?"
>we only have a few more presentations, but we are out of time so one more and then we are done until next week, who wants to go up? No one wants to volunteer so I will have to choose a group.
>first week in a new town
>looking for a building
>there's a woman just hanging around texting
>"Excuse me miss do you kn-"
>rolls her eyes
>"Ugh. Don't even. I already haaaaaaave a BOYFRIEND."
Don't flatter yourself you fat cunt.
>going to visit friend in apartment
>has those intercom things where you have to call them so they can buzz you in.
>friend is a retard wont answer his fucking phone.
>indian petite woman comes in to so i figure i just go in behind her.
>looks at me as if I am about to kill her
>literally runs in slams the door shut infront of me
>wait another 10 mins for my idiot friend to finally buzz me in.
the look of terror on her face made me feel so awful i didnt even know what to think
I get those looks sometimes too. I'm hairy and I have bags under my eyes and awkward body language and a thousand yard stare so people think I'm creepy. Kids like me though. Not sure why.
>walking fast home from work because it's cold outside
>almost catch up to some random girl
>she turns down the same alley I do to get inside my apartment
>she starts visibly walking faster, glancing back, pulls out phone
>I eventually pass her
>she follows me inside with the most awkward thanks ever when I hold open the door
It honestly was a really awkward situation.
This post hurts
Theres this girl im all about and the couple times i see her a year she spends almost all of the time around me
>tfw im always too drunk to make a move
>tfw even my chad friend told me i had her in the bag and only needed to kiss her
Telling yourself she would have shot me down and living in sweet dreams eases the pain
Bruh. Same exact shit happened to me except I have a sister.
>Be in middle school
>After lunch, girl comes up and asks why is my sister so pretty, and I am so ugly.
>Didn't know how to respond to this and just looked down and just followed along.
Why? I barely talked to the bitch.
>coming across or being contacted by anyone from uni/college/high school and they start trying to have a full on long conversation with you
From a guy
"duuude you seem like the kind of guy that would shoot up the school."
From a girl
"You seem like the kind of guy that gets rejected a lot"
: ^ ) anyone had a similar experience?
>"I'm just not attracted to you"
>"I do have feelings for you, just not enough to pursue anything"
>"You remind me of my ex"