>have had noose tied up in basement for last couple of years
>planning on hanging myself this weekend
>gas meter reader came by today and had to walk back towards the meter inside the basement and discovered the noose
>the noose was tied around an I-beam and tucked up above it ready to go
>he commented on it to my mother and now I'm on suicide watch
Going to have to commit suicide some other way.
If you're thinking about it, don't hesitate. You might miss your golden chance. Don't procrastinate
I don't get it. Why do you fucks think you'll get by commuting sucide. No matter how bad you think you have it someone has it badder.
And besides if it's cause you don't have a gf. There someone for everyone. So please don't do anything as stupid as suicide. It's not worth it
>It's not worth it
You have no stake in their lives, especially not to the point where you can guarantee it will improve. There is no good reason not to kill yourself other than "You only live once and you're gonna die anyway" and you can't convince anyone that life isn't worse than nonexistence. You're out of your league.
How do you know you don't have any stake. No matter how much you think no one will miss you someone will. Maybe it's the girl who was having a bad day and you smiled at her. Maybe it's the guy you sit next to on the bus everyday and have conversations with. Maybe it the cashier from you convniece store who you get stuff from. When your gone they'll wonder where you went.
You may think you did a small thing but you may have had a big impact on there lives
>have noose ready for years
>plan to kill yourself now
>at the same time the only person capable of stopping you stopped you
You should talk with your family more, let them know everything about how you feel.
>No matter how bad you think you have it someone has it badder.
I know you mean well, but this is commonly regarded as a pretty bad thing to say to depressive/suicidal people. Minimizing someone's problems only further frustrates and alienates em.
>No matter how bad you think you have it someone has it badder.
Stop and think for a moment. How does that help anyone? Someone else has an even shittier life so I should be grateful that it's not even worse? Oh thank you based reality for not rubbing salt in the wound, we're all so grateful something else isn't going wrong.
It also feeds to "the world is a terrible place" opinion suicidal people have
It's like saying "hey your life is shit but did you know innocent people are being massacred everyday!"
>the ultimate selfish cunt
"oh, you cant kiill yourself because someone else might be sad. you've got to live a life of anguish and fear and regret and pain and suffering and torment for the sake of someone elses sadness"
The noose end was up over the I-beam. Must have fallen down or he was curious and pulled it down.
I like having it up so I can impulsively hang myself one day and not have to spend even a little time tying it
Honestly that's just a dumb idea. I don't want to go down the edgy route and say you were begging for attention, but the lack of thought put into something so crucial is worrying.
Don't end up with brain damage from doing something dumb, anon
>im not gonna kill myself cause a cop is there
are you guys underage? wtf was the cop gonna do? arrest you after you jumped? man please drive back to that bridge right now Im sure the cop is gone so you can jump freely with out him seeing you.
>it's not high enough to kill on impact
Then why would you even try to an hero there? That's how you end up feeling like a dumbass in pain at the hospital.
Drowning is a very shit way to die too
How does that make sense? Must be a different anon
>suicide doesn't end the chances of life getting worse, it eliminates the possibility of it getting better
Ok, glass is either half empty or half full. What if you're just not fucking thirsty?
If you're not a complete retard like OP hanging is a better choice.
Preferably you don't kill yourself at all, but at least make sure you don't fuck it up and end up with a terrible life of pain if you try.
op you have serious mental issues but not in OMG YOURE SO DEEP YOU BATTLED WITH SUICIDE FOR 2YEARS AND NOW THIS MIRACLE PREVENTED A LOST SOUL LIKE YOU FROM ENDING IT way but more of youre a huge attention seeking fag that has serious narcisism type of way
This whole story.
I don't understand why people come here and make shit up to try and get sympathy.
>noose in basement for years
>mom didn't find it
>previous gas meter readers didn't find it
>despite putting it off for years, you were conveniently going to do it the weekend after it got found
>I was actually going to do it I swear!!!!!!! I was!!! I was putting it off for years and I was going to do it on the weekend for some reason but that normie gas meter guy found it !!!!! !! !11
I tried killing myself once. Impulsively chugged lotsa pills and ended up blacking out. Turns out I started walking in drunk like state, shaking like a leaf and bumping into everything. Don't remember that. I got back to conscious when I was in an ambulance on my way to hospital. Gladly those fucks didn't end putting me in mental ward, nor did I fuck up my liver completely. In retrospective it was pretty retarded since I didn't plan anything out properly.
Word of advice, always plan it out in a way that you can't be saved, nor can you do something midway that would save you. It's either a one way ticket or just plain attention seeking. That's all there is to it.
>nor can you do something midway that would save you
People severely underestimate this part. You may want to die but your body doesn't. It will move around violently and unless you prepare well it will end badly. That's why something like putting a bag on your head made seem foolproof but will actually barely ever work.
Yes that's why chugging pills was a pretty stupid idea. I didn't even look what happens when you OD them, I just everything from sleeping pills to paracetamols. While I was out my body did struggle to stay alive. Anyways, pills are probably a pretty unreliable way to go. Same applies for hanging yourself. You'll just end up trashing about, either breaking the mast for your rope or getting too much attention. Probably the best place to hang yourself is a forest. Good, firm branch high enough with a sturdy rope and a proper knot is almost a hundred percent guarantee. Most of the people who ideate suicide won't try this since they aren't absolutely sure as to whether they want to die or not. Will to live is very powerful, even if you hate life.
>thanks for not rubbing salt in the wound
now i wanna make a pep/feels with feels convulsing on the ground with his throat scliced and looking up at pepe with pleading eyes as pepe holds a handful of salt saying "be grateful". Also because normies have taken our rare pepes as their own like olde timey americans taking africas niggers and now we are simply feels
>Why do you fucks think you'll get by commuting sucide. No matter how bad you think you have it someone has it badder.
Doesn't change the fact that I can't tolerate what's going on in mine.
>society is structured in such a way to ensure someone like me can't put my penis inside someone
>society will then judge me poorly for this for the rest of my life, commonly insinuating I'm not worthy of my gender, leaving suicide one of the few viable options
You can't hack the truth I guess.
Enjoy living in your fantasy land where the world's a fair and just place, and anyone can do anything if they just believe in themselves and use the power of friendship and love.
>ruined your plans for suicide
Nah m8, if you wanna do it you'll do it.
i think it's pretty hilarious that people actually talk about "suicidal thoughts" and pretend they aren't just looking for cheap attention. do you have to call your mom every time you need to take a piss too? whats that conversation like?
>someone has it badder.
>it's cause you don't have a gf
>someone for everyone
>not worth it
Well crafted bait.