Her and Chad are playing at the piano together right now and I'm literally just sitting here trying not to watch or listen
Can you play piano, OP? I never had a oneitis or anything but a year ago chads used to get all the bitches wet by playing popular songs in piano class.
Just do that. Although that only works if you're already chad, if not no one will care. It's all about delivery and timing.
There you go OP, when they are done, get on the piano and just play some really awesome stuff, play it like you are really based and is completely oblivious to their presence.
then get up and leave without saying a word.
thank me later
Start thumping your flaccid dick on the piano keys and shout mockingly "A BLOO BLOO BLAH"