>I don't understand how you could be depressed, anon...
>Life is amazing
Fuck you holy shit.
My head is mong as fuck and just because of my head shape I am cursed to a life of fucking hell.
Dude, don't tell me about life, you don't even know the names of people in your life.
Its fucking awsome. No social life at all, never dated, no money, finishing a nightmarish ECE STEM degree only to find myself unemployed since I lack focused technical expertise (jack of all trades, master of none), health going to shit, doing shitty work with tight deadlines everyday, close family hates me except my parents, forced sedentary lifestyle, etc etc
Life is so pleasant. I love it.
Man, imagine how great the life of a good looking white guy is
>no women are outright against fucking you based on race
>women are attracted to you based on all your physical characteristics
>no matter how much progress you've made in the gym you'll always be looked at as physically superior to all the other people around you
>world is your oyster, you make more money and will be more successful in new hobbies due to the halo effect
Guys like this probably have so many female orbiters, I'm thinking I might just kill myself this weekend and hope I'm reborn a handsome tall white rich Chad
Maybe they saw a good movie together, I love films.
>See, anon I told you talking to girls was easy
>I don't even know this chick
>All I said was "Hi"
>on type of that not socially inept so I actually get to hang out and party with the Chads and Staceys but none would even consider me human/worth fucking due to race and height
>go to uni, wish I would die in my sleep every night
>best thing in my life will be graduating, getting a job and maybe getting some worn out single mom who needs a beta provider if I'm lucky
>only real "friends/family" I can be honest with is anons on 4chan but most of them are just Chads in disguise shit posting
>broke as a joke
>working out for years but it doesn't matter because no one wants a short swole dude
>Hey anon, this chick came to me outside asking what I'm doing. I told her about that tv series you love so much. She said she loves it too, isn't that a coincidence?
>Hey anon, meet Matilda. She likes ice cream, just like you. Also, she's 5'11 and you're almost as tall. Perfect fit, you're like.. made for each other. Go hit her up.
Please stop. I've suffered enough.
You people associate being good looking with immunity to not being depressed or having problems.
Of course, you do tend to think about nothing but sex and women, it's all your world, so at last I truly see: you are a depressed person but for shallow reasons.
Definitely not the solution to all life's problems. It helps though. You could get ripped for women but that just makes you a fag anyway, or you could get fit and healthy and you'll feel better.
Even just go for a run or a swim, feels nice. Helps you sleep better and most importantly, gets you out of the house for a while.
Lifting can be good too as you get stronger. It may not make you a confident alpha male but it is another thing to add to the list of what you have that is good.
Just focus on improving yourself. It's about being comfortable in your own skin. That doesn't mean going to the gym or getting a ton of pussy. It means: "I know my faults and my strengths. Whatever happens is ok, because at the end of the day, I'm happy with myself."
This is the most convoluted fucking way of saying "JUST BE YOURSELF"
Thanks, champ. Sage advice.
There's a difference between "Be yourself" and "*work* to make yourself better, realize that you're never going to have a life like the dude in the OP, make the best of it of what you have and take life as it comes."
but of course because this is /r9k/, the "work" part of that is ignored in favor of the woe-is-me attitude that no one gives a shit about.
>work hard and you may get the opportunity to touch a female!
not a chad sorry
Just took a trip to this guy's twitter. Jesus fucking christ, the memes here don't hold a candle to the shit he's posting in real life.
Specifically not what I said. You work to make yourself happy with who you are. After, getting girls is easier because you don't reek of desperation and don't seem uncomfortable around people
You say I got trips cause I'm lucky. I say I got them because I'm blessed.
That guy isn't even that attractive, he just barely makes it. He would be invisible around an actual model like pic related.
Jesus, some guy attacked him last month. Which one of you?
It's hard to explain Chad
look man I don't like myself you know, I don't exactly know why but I just do.
I hate seeing my reflection, I dislike how my anxiety affects others and causes them problems, I've never cared what's happened to me but if it affects someone else it hurts me.
It's hard to explain to someone and maybe you don't really get it, I don't even want to die I just want ti disappear, just blink and I'm gone.
I've only said this all now because you've asked maybe you don't care but I'm just at the end of loosing it and breaking down so I had to get this all off my chest.
It's awkward now I know but desu if this gets brought up again or pointed out I'm just going to do what I normally do and bottle it up and laugh it off maybe make a joke.
You know that guy in your group of friends that likes to make jokes and make everyone laugh?
That's me, I enjoy the feeling of it, it's nice and you can bask in it, but I detest myself, I hate myself I can't stand looking at myself.
Can we just talk about some films now or music, I saw the revenant which was okay sadly not oscar worthy, but I am looking forward to deadpool as well even though it might be a bit forced humor
Fuck fuck fuck.
Is this the guy that's head is literally being used on mannequins at Calvin Klien?
Look how skinny he is, is this what woman want? Why am I on /fit/ to get big when all I need to do is cardio
That sounds like a song text of an Adele song and has no message
wow, he has a nice deepish voice
Holy shit this is Steven Kelly.
I fucking went to high school with this dude. BCC high school in Maryland.
He was in a grade above me but I remember people were always talking about his Twitter and shit.
I kinda didn't pay any attention to him but one of my old friends brought up his name and said he's became a big vine star.
I've seen these pictures floating around but I didn't realize it was him until now.
Oh believe me, what you are onto here ain't new.
These ultra-emotional incels just don't listen.
Even robots (actual robots who are solitary by nature) hate them; robots have tried to tell them that they're just failed normalfags and that they'd be another degenerate if it wasn't for the fact that they're ugly as hell.
They have the cancerous normie mindset but not the looks to apply it. And they will never stop bitching and crying. Fuck them.
Man I feel you. I'm lanky and weird looking, but I have friends who are chads. Shit fucking blows. I never get invited to anything real either, it's always like dinner things for bdays or shit like that, they never want to hang with me when they are actually going out with good looking people. I mean I don't blame them, I would not be helping their cause in any way. It just sucks being treated less than other people for how you look.
My gaydar is off the charts
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* I literally just out loud sighed
that looks like maia mitchell almost save forf that ugly ass nose ring.
someone sage this massive fucking chad faggot already.
You are actually retarded if you believe this.
I've heard plenty of normies say shit like that or some iteration of it. Even if they're deluding themselves when they say it, they say it.
Why the fuck did this make me laugh?
I can picture him standing around holding a beer saying some arrogant gay shit while talking to some Stacies, then a butthurt frat boy decks him.
> tfw you realize your imagination is literally just an amalgamation of images and ideas you've already seen before
> tfw you are stuck in your mortal body and will never escape to a higher plane of being
I just wanted to dispel your cognitive dissonance where you have convinced yourself that he isn't attractive to you. It's just a bit dumb. I'm only envious because of just how rediculous he looks.
Notice how they don't look like they're scared of the camera or how they look like they wouldn't involuntarily flinch if a girl looked at them? That's confidence, not blind belief that simply saying hi to a girl makes her want to date you.
They're 8's at least. The guy OP posted and the other one are just 10's.
Wow kid, be careful not to hurt yourself with all that edge. I can just imagine the 17 year old angsty middle class white kid who made this post trembling with joy as he managed to slay another foe on a Chinese rice growing forum
I've dated a male model (signed to Wilhelmina) before and I've been around a lot of them. Most of them are too thin and most of them look alike. Good looking people tend to be attractive in the same, generic way. I'd rather take a 6/10 guy who's interesting than a 9/10 obsessed with juicing, skincare, and writing bad poetry.
I think Chad's point is that you should simply talk to her. Not because it would work out, but because you would stop wasting your time and realize the true desperation of your situation.
Chad never lies. He's not smart enough. He's more true to Nature than a robot could ever hope to be.
I probably do have a man crush,but I don't know why you're so desperately trying to fix on that,i swear half of this site is full of homos anyway I see like 55 cocks a day on here and so do you. My point still stand, edgelord
I would rather look masculine than a pretty boy. I mean obviously I'd trade for either compared to my 4/10 looks now, but masculine models are more appealing than pretty twinks imho pham
>if any 8/10 or below wore that outfit it would be considered cringe
>this guy is so good looking he makes cringe sexy
Even though I've accepted myself and am content, seeing fuckers with 10/10 aesthetics always makes me wonder how great it must be to be beautiful. You can never achieve that look if you aren't born with it.
This is what I fucking HATE about all the reddit/normalfags who come into these threads spouting their meme advice telling us "we just aren't working hard enough" to get girls.
"Just work on your personality"
"Just get some hobbies"
"Learn to be funny/witty"
"Change your style"
"After you do all of that, remember to just BEE yourself :^)"
Fuck off to hell, all of you.
It's too painful for me to get into details. In short due to my unhappiness with life, I became obsessed with "self improvement" to the degree that I started becoming very angry and impatient with others because I kept expecting them to be like me and "improve themselves" all the time.
I kept demanding so much from myself that I started to expect more from others too.
I eventually snapped and injured myself. Granted, at the time I was also on tainted medication from India that made me psychotic. Probably wouldn't have been as severe a situation if I'd been in my right mind, but the "self improvement" mindset didn't help matters at all.
This picture just shows how vain this faggot is. He's obviously posing by flexing his abs and showing off his designer underwear. He probably didn't even need to go to the hospital, he just wanted attention.
>mfw sweaty robot autists actually did kick his ass
>mfw he tells everyone it was a group of frat boys because he doesnt want to look like a pussy
>This park sucks
>Every night my owner takes Rex's thunderknot while I listen
>tfw no qt cat gf
>I wish I was at home doing something weird and autistic
>My paws hurt