Let's settle this once and for all.
Reminder that those who claim to be "showers' are liars.
I'm a grower (pretty much doubles in size) and I have personally seen a shower in real life (super gay group masturbation shit) so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
>a flaccid dick that looks like a penis
What are you spouting? Every flaccid dick looks like a penis, uncut or not. 3/10 for me taking this seriously for more than 3 seconds and replying
Not your gross ant eater stick. It only looks like a dick when it's erect. When it's flaccid it's something you have to hide out of shame. Might as well keep it in a chastity cage and hope no girl ever sees it.
Jeez, you're a real tyrant. But if you cut their ball off, then how are you going to get ball-jobs? And if you do that, they won't have any urge to listen to your demands, let alone sate them.
>then how are you going to get ball-jobs?
Actually, this isn't a bad idea. It would be fun to crush uncutfags' pathetic testicles with my cock. I would ride them as hard as I could until they're practically crying and then if they cum I would stop immediately and give them a sharp kick to the groin.
>What am I?
lucky, that's what. i'm >>26400142
and it fucking sucks. i remember being forced to shower after P.E at school, and i had the smallest dick of the whole fucking class. i'm over 6 inches erect, but practically fucking concave flaccid. people took the piss so much that i gave myself a hard-on just to make them stfu. then everyone took the piss for the next 3 years because i'd been in a shower room with 30 other males, giving myself an erection. on reflection i should probably have given this more thought.
That's pretty much what I am, though I'm not over 6 inches.
>showers after P.E. class
that's fucking cruel. I'm glad they never made us shower in school. How the fuck is it even legal to make a bunch of kids get naked in front of each other?
>How the fuck is it even legal
don't know, but yeah that shit was brutal. obligatory nakedness in front of 30 people, while the 40yo teacher watches. fucked up.
this was in the early 90's though, i'm kinda old. guessing the law may well have changed by now.
random tangent sidenote: there were no windows in the shower room, so with the lights switched off it was PITCH blackness. one day 2 dudes grabbed this insanely hot 13yo girl from our class, dragged her into the shower room and turn off the lights. she was passed around like 20 guys for a good five minutes before she screamed so loud that they let her go. no way to prove who did stuff to her so nobody was prosecuted, but she never came back to school again after that day, and about 2 years after i left school, i saw her again, sitting on the street begging for money to fund her heroin addiction.
right in the feels, man. i didn't touch her, but i gave her 30 quid because wow, that shit can't have been nice to deal with. she didn't know which of the dudes had touched her and she had fuck all comeback. really has to suck.