What's your ultimate fantasy? If you could be anything,

truNEET with lodes of money

>>26395131

All women would be turned into legal slaves, under the ownership of men.
>tfw no femanon will ever fantasize or agree with me about this

I have a strange vision of settling down on a quiet farm somewhere a warm climate with an equally awkward wife.

I don't care about wealth. It doesn't motivate me.

>>26395227
This honestly. I want come home to a shy wife after a long day of harvesting organic sweet potatoes.

>>26395179
You know what i want? A sick fuck gf with sinister views on the world and on women, for her to have total dominance over all, and to be special to her over eveeryone else

>Inb4 too bad fucking loser

not have to work ever

>>26395499

Nice. What if she was also your slave?

Soaring up into the sky and playing around on the clouds, which would solidify beneath us (I'd have a qt with me, ofc)

Then we'd catch a trippytrain into space like in that one anime, meeting all kinds of fantastic creatures who are all friendly ofc

Then we'd go to a magical treetown full of elves and take naps there after studying their ancient arcane lore

I don't know what would come after that, but we'd think of something kool

>>26395131
If I say I want my waifu, would this count? Because that's all I really want.
captcha is "IMPASSE"

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>>26395131
Be in a loving relationship with my waifu for all time until I draw my last breath

>>26395421
hey that's fine by me.

>>26395616
>>26395596

Nice. What if she was aslo your slave?

>>26395663
No, I just want her to be happy with me because then I will be happy

>>26395709

Nice. Waht if she was also your slave?

I just want some crescent rolls.

Wherever I live better have crescent rolls.
Wherever I work better make me able to afford crescent rolls.
Whoever my wife is better like eating crescent rolls with me.

I'm a simple man with a simple man.

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I WOULD FIND MY EX SARAH
I WOULD KICK DOWN HER DOOR
AND I WOULD SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD WITH MY LEE ENFIELD
THEN I WOULD RAPE HER FUCKING CORPSE

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>I want to be the leader of a knights chapter.
>I want to cut the head off of the King's enemies.
>I want to spear children, women and old men as I ransack the village with my horde of trusty knights, all in the name of God and the King.

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To watch the world burn and bathe in delicious normie tears when their 'happy' life collapses - there will be no more clubs , no more dancing , no more partying for them - only death.

>>26395771
Yes, you can be my slave.

>>26395878
Read in his voice, Loving Every Laugh

Immortality

I would sell my soul to the devil for immortality

>>26395421
Only if it's for consensual kinky farm activities.

>>26395909
>I would sell my soul to the devil for immortality
Well that's kind of a no-risk trade

If you're never going to die, why would you be worried about hell?

>>26395846

Nice. What fi she was also your slave?

>wanting to spend eternity in literal nothingness when the universe implodes
>implying Earth will even survive that long

The Devil wins in the end.

Die immediately and painlessly, what else?

>>26395934
Maybe it's like Highlander immortality where you can only die if your head gets cut off.

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>>26395938
SHE CAN LOVE ME AGAIN OR SHE CAN FUCKING DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26395934
True.
I meant that as a metaphor. But I'd really do literally anything for immortality.

I'd be a princess's personal butler.
But I'd be like an animu butler with ninja skills.
She'd have magic powers.
We would traverse the world, using magic to cheer up the sad people in our kingdom.

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I just want to be a simple farmer, tending a herd of human cows, living off the profit from my specialty milk, while dipping into my own stock a bit too much..

>>26396147
This is some unprecedented autism.

I would be an eternal loli magical girl.

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>>26396147
Well, the cows would be my slaves, soo...

>>26396173
>>26396164

Niec. What if she was also your slave?

>>26395131
To have daylight break into my night! To be young! To be immortal!

>>26396247

Nice. What if she was also you--Oh.

>>26396200
I already am my own slave. I'm a slave to crippling anxiety ;-;

>>26395131
To not be me.

>>26396306

Yes. I'm a slave to wanting a slave.

;_;

>tfw no obedient slave woman
And I don't just mean sexual. I mean in all ways. Life is suffering.

fuck a chubby but qt girl like Lexi belle now while strangling her and pinching the fat and rubbing her belly and thighs

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>>26396348
it's really not that great

>>26396347

Femanons (yeah, I know you're here) give me some hope. Is there even ONE that wants this? Am I totally alone? It doesn't even seem like other guys want women as slaves. ;_;

A gf who reads Dostoevsky and likes old black and white movies and foreign films. Basically all I want in life desu senpai.

>>26396419
I'm no femanon, but there is hope.

>>>/d/6661581
Is a thread about auctioning off slaves. There's several female posters in it, fantasizing about being sold off as a slave.

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I'd like to have a qt childish gf that's about my height/weight with hair as long as mine (down to waist just about).

We'd spend our days snuggling up and watching anime and playing with legos while wearing out animal onesie pajamas. I want to spend every second of my life clinging dearly to my youth, I am a pathetic man.

>>26396492
What a coincidence, I want to be a waifu.

>>26396471

>read that thread
>male that identifies as female, males that want to be sold, females that want to buy
>...no female slaves

Time to give up hope. Life is suffering. ;_;

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>>26395131
Real life Misaki.

>>26396515
What does that have to do with my post at all

to be able to do "whatever I want", one major thing from this I'd like to do is push towards a future where humanity can expand it's lifespan, technology advances a lot, and we begin a new era in space/travel through the universe. Being able to find a way to push beyond "everything"

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I want a qt 5'5" gf to disembowel me, cook me, and eat me with her and her stacy friends after having fucked my body desu desu

>>26395846

why so mad pepe?

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space qt

i wish my anxiety was gone, and to live with a qt girl to cuddle and watch netflix with all day and be able to play vidya

>>26395131
Exactly where I am now, forever.

But with a better PC

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make any girl cum using telepathy. to the point that they are so overcome with pleasure they are unable to function normally.

>see random qt on street
>he starts moaning uncontrollably
>falls to knees with her hands wedged between her thighs
>her pants are visibly soaked
>leave her lying there quivering and totally humiliated

>>26395131
Work in Japan and live there for a a couple years. I'm so close to my dream but I'm not going for it at all.

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>tfw see a random COYA
>now can't stop thinking about angels falling in love with me
>can't even upload to show you because it's a file 12MB and larger

>>26395131
Have a quiet gf who loves me and wants to be with me a lot but also happy not to talk all the time.

I want to be an omnipotent little boy who goes around and scares people.

>>26395131
In my old age, cash in all my stocks I've been saving since middle school, become a millionaire, and get my dream going.

I would buy a large catamaran with a room or two, transport people and cargo all over the Caribbean, and start a bed and breakfast. I would have my younger brother look after it while I continued transportation. Eventually earn more and more money, buy more ships, more houses and shelter, and eventually start a restaurant in New Orleans. I create a small empire and eventually pass away on my ship one calm night or in a plane crash (should I ever by a bush plane).

I would ask for godhood

>>26397598
>catamaran
Why a catamaran specifically?

>>26397643
Obiviously because catamarans are comfy as fuck.

>>26397820
what they have more space inside or something? or they just look comfier?

I thought briefly about getting a boat to live in, but typical sailboat in my price range is gonna be pretty small inside.

I want to be a divine omnipresent force in the universe that helps people and ends suffering.

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I want to be a magical girl

>>26397906
I believe in you m8

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>>26397906
That can be arranged.

Just sign at the bottom and make a wish please.

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>>26398073
no fuck off you space rat I'm not falling for your shit I watched your anime

Tbh my ultimate fantasy isn't even for me. It's not about power or a relationship, or prestige. After watching 13 of my family members die from cancer, my ultimate fantasy is just to have cancer cured. I'm a cancer researcher now, so I have the slimmest of shots, but I'll spend my whole life if I have to. If my research saves even one life, it'll have been worth it.

>>26397643
Mostly because, despite the expense, they are generally more stable and, in my opinion, easier to maintain. Plus, should I ever have to smuggle, they are much faster than the alternative.

It's mostly just personal preference I guess.

I just want to be female, almost my entire life I had that dream. I know I'll never be a woman because 50/50 chance wasn't in my favor, yet I could never cope with it. Even 2 years of r9k couldn't

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>>26395131
I wish I was a cute lesbian grill. My life would've been probably easier.

>>26395131
honestly, i want the qt 3.14 who understands/wouldn't hold a need for certain "medicines" against me but would let me see her sober first so I could be comfortable giving in to some light psychiatry coupled with some cialis (even speed causes sexual dysfunction, uppers? don't get me started)

and then just to go, anywhere really. do anything, or even just lay in bed all weekend cuddling and watching stuff.

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>>26395131
To be a superhero, I daydream about it constantly

>>26398885
uhh micah? is that you?

>>26398900
You know what needs to be done.

100 PUSH-UPS
100 SIT-UPS
100 SQUATS
10 KM RUN
EVERY SINGLE DAY

>>26398931
No.
I'm not micah. I'm nobody but yeah.
I just want all the sex and cuddles I missed out on in hs, college and after from a younger qt.

And to get a true release yo.

but i still want the romance too.

sugar babies are pretty expensive, like if you pay a whore precisely because you don't want the intimacy type parts.... it's almost backwards that you pay THEM more when you want them lol

>>26395131
i want to be a really cute grill.

as well a SUPERNEET with lots of money

>>26395131
Honestly? Dead, maybe a ghost. I derive no happiness from life, no positive emotions, no positive reinforcement to make me pursue a passion, to give me preferences and likes. Hmm, I guess feeling all those things would be a good fantasy

>>26395131
go to europe to see all the catholic cathedrals and chapels

>>26398938
If only it were that easy

Who am I kidding, I'd give up at 20 pushups

>>26399046
I hve to give up at 20 pushups, I can't make it that far now :(

My max was up to 18 or 19 in 1 min.

I have mini ones like the idea of befriending a cute punk girl that breaks me out of my shell while we live in a big city.


I think my ultimate one is from a cyoa pic, the option was for a wandering traveler.

>travel to different worlds and realities
>you have a pack, a lunch and a wallet for the trip
>they change to accommodate situation
>language is tricky but you can pick it up if you try
>you are effectively immortal as long as you keep travelling

I like the idea of doing that, helping people out along the way, having adventure, maybe save a few robots along the way and help make sure they have a chance at being happy before I leave again.


It sounds tough and difficult but I'd love to do this so much, just get away and actually try for once you know all the bullshit and circlejerk aside actually try.

>help work on a farm with alien animals
>camp out on the outskirts of a ruined city and explore it with the local miners for their town
>help someone that is about to kill themselves >bring them along until they wish to finally end it or find happiness

I think at the end of it I like the idea of finding the edge of a world and just staring up at the stars.

It's kinda weird but here goes.... To start life over this time being a blonde white girl being raised in a wealthy family in a wealthy town. Having a good close family, with no divorces. Having nothing to worry about ever and just doing whatever I want for the rest of my life.

Either be a rifleman during the Napoleonic wars or be a tank commander during the battle of Kursk.

>A big asteroid made of all kinds of valuable metals and water plus some phosphorus is about to fly in front of Mars.
>Relatively little energy needed to have it aerobrake into orbit.
>Opportunity of the millennium to settle the fucker.
>Nations pool resources.
>I go.

>Invent brain-computer interface.
>A decade of bliss for everyone.
>Everyone is robot, end of human civilization.

Become a very important person who has achieved many things, including my very own personal achievements. Do everything I want to do that is possible I guess. Redpill society along the way, perhaps? Perhaps live in the future as a cyborg or a robot who has a lot of power and wealth. I'm not exactly sure.

>>26396464
I dated a girl like this. She was manipulative and cheated

>be physically fit just because I would like to be healthy
>win the lottery or some shit so I don't have to worry too much about money
>buy a small house on a lake with a small boat
>have nice gaming pc and all my favorite consoles and games
>relax on the boat, fish, play vidya, cook good food every night for the rest of my days with not a care in the world

This is honestly all I want out of life.

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>>26395157
Same, I'm 22 and having just got a wage slave job, all I want to do is just lie at home all day. Even if it was be able to live life secluded at home with just the bare essentials, I'd be fine with it.

Space trucker.
Sitting in the cockpit, dull glow from a hologram map, on my way to deliver a load of food to a station that's running low, music playing through a speaker system, seeing the the light streak in the distance from someone else activating their FTL drive.

Realistic?
A househusband with a gf/wife who understands my anxiety and issues.

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I just want to smoke weed and play video games all day like I used to, I have to get a job again or else I probably be homeless

>>26395131
be a billionaire with homes in LA and the French Riviera, have a perfect body, date and fuck the kinkiest 10/10 women. effectively have a harem of them. travel the world. be a super talented artist that the world admires.
>pretty much

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>>26395131
Live like a modest country gentleman.
>tend my sprawling permaculture garden of native edibles
>water my exotic plants in the green house
>care for my small flock of livestock
>experiment with the domestication of new animals
>do biological research in my forest.
>hunt with my trusty hounds, falcon and steed
>tinker in my home-made machine shop and chemistry lab.
>build traditional tools, weapons and armor in my smithy
>trade with neighbors
>teach the way of the warrior to a small group of disciples
>sit around a campfire with friends and family as we celebrate the summer solstice and entertain each other with music, song, dance, skits, riddles, philosophical debates, tests of skill and traditional games.
>chart the stars in my astronomy tower.
>meditate and make art in my herb garden
>read and study in my hidden library
>host various festivals throughout the year to celebrate art, knowledge, life, nature and martial prowess.
>start a non-profit to give the poor solar panels and teach them permaculture gardening.
>buy more land and build compact, aesthetic and energy efficient cottages for robots to come and live in my peaceful village utopia.

Instead of complaining about normies, I would mold the world around me to conform to my own autistic vision of what normal should be.

World's greatest detective. Admired for brilliant wit and a master of unusual skills and knowledge. Have a nemesis and travel the world playing a game of cat and mouse with my friends at my side. Basically be Sherlock Holmes but with slightly less autism

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Being a child forever. The only time I was ever happy.
Though I do remember telling my mom I wanted to kill myself when I was in fifth grade.

>>26395131
I want to know everything.

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>>26395131
To be able to NEET it up for the rest of my life away from other people. They don't bother me and I don't bother them. Kinda like an exiled freak who lives up on a mountain away from people.

I don't even know what I want anymore anon. I'm so lost.

get piggyback rides from my waifu.

>>26395131
I want to be in high school again and have my senpai jerk me off against my will on a bus/in public.

>>26395131
To become the emperor of mankind, have a loyal army of clone soldiers and execute a merciless genocide of the majority of the ruling class of Earth.

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Getting real fucked up

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>>26395131
I guess my fantasy would be me and my best friend (who doesn't know I'm bi) making out and getting semi nude in a school supply closet. Then suddenly a shy qt grill opens the door freaks out and takes a picture. Me and my friend beg her not to show the principal (in this fantasy we go to a catholic school). She thinks about it (blushing intensely) and says she won't if we get fully naked and start really getting into it. As we go at it the qt grill masturbates to us. Eventually I start licking her clit while my friend sucks my d. After the session ends the qt grill continues to blackmail me and my friend into doing perverted stuff for her pleasure.

What do you think of my fantasy /r9k/?

>pic related how I imagine shy qt grill

I wanna somehow kill all women in the world

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>>26397388
Dubs, so obscure.
So treal...

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>>26405289
sounds good, almost got hard.
I'd make myself and/or friend into a trap because I'm still not sold on the idea of two masculine figures making out. That grill while qt doesn't look very shy, but my frame of reference is skewed by animu.

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Explore all of time and space.

>tfw I can't ride with Angus McFife's Forces of Justice against the evil wizard Zargothrax
>tfw no Knights of Crail squad
>tfw you will never stand atop an ancient citadel and hold aloft the Amulet of Justice

Is this type of shit really too much to ask

I would be an omnipotent shapeshifting being

I'd take the form of a red haired, freckled female looking person, with fully functioning male and female sex organs

I'd use my powers to give everyone a comfortable, fulfilling existence (good food, drink, housing), restore the environment, make everything run on non polluting magic

I'd sometimes pause everything on Earth and then teleport to another dimension that existed as my own lucid dream turned reality

I'd also manipulate time allowing me to freely go back and forth and explore whatever timelines I wanted, with the ability to always return to whichever one I wanted

I'd form a post-punk, drone rock, shoegaze, post-rock, electronic fusion band with my best friends

When I reached the peak of number of people that loved me, I'd kill myself

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I want to be a pig girl
Strangely, I'm not into any furry shit aside from this desire

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Now I know what you're thinking:

> Anon just go to Syria if you want that

But I hate the heat, so take Mad Max and put it in Antarctica.

>>26395131
I just wanna go to space before I die. That's my only goal in life.

>>26395131
I'd like to become a bounty hunter, preferably the Boba Fett space kind.
My sexual fantasy would be a high test negress to return home to for a sloppy blowjob.

Marry Eliza when she turns 18
Then, have at least 6 white children with her

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A huge vineyard in Margaret River with a big beautiful house and hundreds of acres of vines and a big field of sunflowers. Peacocks all over the lawns. And a wedding chapel and some accommodation.

To set the world back to the stone age.

I'd detonate nukes just outside of our solar system at the north and south poles. GG human race.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish_Prime

To be a plain, boring, average-looking cis female.

>>26405751
Is your name Jane by any chance?

>>26397173
Holy fuck, this is both subtle-genius and hot at the same time.

I would correct your typo. And shank you.

>>26406354

close. it's actually Jen

>>26395131
to be happy with life
so that my suicide note will have a happy ending

For real life to be like a fantasy video game

While I admit SoA is highschool teenager tier, the first season really fueled this fantasy. I think about being in a medevial/fantasy world all the time.

I want to be a short fat evil magic gremlin that appears in front of people and grants wishes for a price of my choosing

also i should have a HUGE dick and hover

>>26395131
to be happy, healthy, and well liked

>>26395131

I want to be able to catalogue every life that ever existed, human, insect, animal, alien, from across the aeons until the end of the universe. I wish to examine their lives as close as I can, that way they can have meaning.

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>>26405554
I guess I should mention my friend looks like a twink. He's blonde, skinny, with a nice fat bubble butt.
>like pic related
I prefer twinks over traps because I think guys getting into girls clothing is kind of creepy.

Also its kind of hard finding a pic of a girl that looks shy. I thought since she was young looking, skinny, small tittied, and not slutty that it would work. I guess not.

Is this girl any better?

>>26406956
>>26405554
whoops meant to take out pic related ignore that

>>26406784
Would you actually grant them wishes? Or would you just fuck with them? Would you do monkey's paw-tier wishes? How big of a dick we're talking about?

>>26395131
I just want to be omnipotent desu

Is that too much?

All I want in life is a qt 15yo gf to spend my youth with living nomadically and traveling the world then settle down and create babies. Is that so hard to ask for?

I kind of just want to have a chance at living homeless. I want to have a lot of interesting associates, friends, and romantic interests. I want my life to be something actually memorable instead of just being the guy nobody notices, cares about, or acknowledges as a living being.

>>26406993
>Would you actually grant them wishes? Or would you just fuck with them? Would you do monkey's paw-tier wishes?
Depends, sometimes I just grant them a wish for cheap, sometimes I distort their wish into being shit, sometimes I give them a curse in exchange for a wish.

I'd like to make some woman extremely beautiful, but in return all her bodily excretions are amplified many times over, even beyond what is materially possible. Production of saliva, snot, sweat, urine, shit, tears, genital lubricant, all amplified hundreds if not thousands of times, all constantly being generated.
>How big of a dick we're talking about?
Like fifteen inches, and since I would be squat as hell it's even bigger proportionally.

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>>26407012
>you will never be an omnipotent loli-witch

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I want to live in the Alaskan wilderness with a girl with black hair and blue eyes. It would be just me, her, and the woods. Nobody else to bother us. Nobody for her to cheat on me with. I would go out and hunt all of our food. We could just cuddle by the fireplace in our cabin. I could wake up next to her in the morning and see the snow falling outside. She would still be asleep and I would just lie with her and hold her while I listen to her soft breathing. I want her to tell me she loves me. I want to be near her.

>>26395131
i just want to take a boys kv and never speak to him again
but i would feel too bad about it

I want to be filthy, filthy rich and own a vidya dev studio so I can make professional-tier games with no regards for casualization or profit. You could hire grandmaster disney animators to hand-craft every single frame of hundreds of characters in your game, or any other grossly expensive thing.

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>>26405787
dats a pretty qt piggy, but wouldn't you rather be a real pig girl?

>>26407333
I doubt she'd want to be an ant either, which is the only thing that can read that picture.

I want to have a body like Captain America and be able to play every Chopin nocturne by memory.

Having my own place would be pretty neat too.

the ability to yell at commies and hipsters over any networking protocol, so that they see my shitposts and actually hear them being shouted into their ears

To have an adventurous life with a lot of variety in my experiences, climbing mountains, living with tribes, parkour in big cities. Basically being rich becuase there's no other way I'll be able to live to the fullness I can dream of.

This conflicts though with my desire to find my soul mate an settle down with her, living a simple life with just her and good friends.

I already know I'm as contradictory as a bag of skittles, I change my view on how life is meant to be lived almost every day and becuase of it I'm basically at a standstill.

>>26407333

> be a white woman

Congratulations, you are already a pig

>>26396492
That gif makes me beyond happy. What anime is that?

I wanna live in a secluded mansion with my cute bf and not have to work.

>live in a small apartment in a picturesque woodland in a mountainous area
>small, single room with only enough room for a comfy double bed and a PC desk/chair combo
>huge window over bed with 10/10 view looking out on a valley
kitchen and bathroom are in entrance hall, japanese style
>somehow have fastest internet available in the world
>constantly delivered the best computer graphical and audio hardware, as well as delicious food whenever I like

Bonus:
>when I die my brain is downloaded to some supercomputer
>get to create my character RPG style at the beginning of every reincarnation
>forget all this as I begin the 'game' (at birth)
>get to live surrounded by perfected AI that have been preprogrammed to embody the virtues I hold in highest regard, they are also as unaware as I am
>life programmed to play out in a way that is always exciting and rewarding, go on adventures regularly (yet not enough to be fourth-wall breakingly obvious)
>get returned to character creation menu to create my character and select a new life and the cycle repeats.

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A vampire musician

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>>26407377
>not being a pig-ant

win the lottery and buy a big house far, far away from anybody where i would raise sheeps and goats and plant lots of vegetables, flowers, plants, etc.

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I want to fall in love with a cute boy and travel the world with him, going in lots of different adventures and smiling the whole way through
I want to study and have several different degrees, a PhD and all that jazz
I want to be an academic and I want to be known
My own episode on rage would be great
I want to get married with mentioned boy, have or adopt at least one child and eventually settle down in the country on a farm or something

I have so many fantasies

>>26395131
Having the vision and drive to usher in a Star-Trek age of negligible senescence and space exploration

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>>26395131
I'd want to be a superhero and be loved by people. I'd smile when friends or family would ask for my opinion on my superhero alterego.

Then when I've found a qt in my life I'd reveal that I was superhero so and so and she'd love me all the more for it.

I want to be immortal and conquer the galaxy with robots (the machines, not the people from /r9k/ (maybe you're welcome to join me)).

I just want to live a peaceful life with a qt girl who has an oral fixation. Live life like a FUE doujin

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>>26396173
You are genius, this is exactly what I want too.

>>26395131

>I want to travel the galaxy in a super advanced ship that I stumbled upon left by some advanced race aeons ago.

>After some travelling, I'll start to see a ghost on the ship with me.

>Eventually it shows itself and reveals that it's a sapient/self-aware being and has been watching me. It's approaches carefully because it longs for companionship and doesnt want to scare me away.

>While I was sleeping, it analyzed me and fitted me with an implant that allows me to meet it mind-to-mind, without having to overcome a language barrier.

>Over long aeons we travel and observe together, what would be a lifetime for me would pass for millions of years in earthtime, as I travel beyond the speed of light and experience time dilation.

>Then we return to my home system 2 million years later and I get to see whats become of the human race.

>Answer the most fundamental question a human being has ever asked: 'What will become of us?' to my own satisfaction.

>Die with a peace no man has ever known, I am the last of my race, and now I sleep forever.

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>>26401362
>permaculture
>that pagan-istic social activities and structure
Damn anon I love you right now, respect.

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>>26407217
>black hair and blue eyes
Supreme taste anon

>>26395131
To turn in to a spirit of sorts, just an everlasting observer.. and have the ability to transport myself anywhere and everywhere.

I would enter a void where nothing but raw thoughts without a language and pure manifestations of emotion which govern the airy nothingness around me. It is from this place that I would work on fixing the world and bringing peace to complex lifeforms.

>>26395157
This. Would buy everything I ever wanted and eat myself to death.

>>26395131
Go on holidays to northern Queensland (Australia) with a girl that I love while I am young
Its literally the only bit of sentiment I have in me

>>26395179
Femanon here, those fantasies are fun.

I prefer Stepfordication though. Willing slaves superior.

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>>26395131
TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR AND IMPERIUM

>>26396464
thank you. feels nice to be wanted

>>26395131

My utlimate fantasy is conscious reincarnation. I want to live life every way it can be lived.

i want to be a cute girl forever bloxblox

>>26395131
weed and bitches

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I would live to be something like a immortal bounty hunter in space.Always progressing, shapeshifting myself and becoming the ultimate being.Ill have a giant spaceship similar to sovereign from mass effect.I will traver to a million worlds, conquer some of them and discover new things and technologies, fighting off hordes of alien beasts.

I'd like to live on a farm with my gf and care for the animals while maintaining a few marijuana plants and shrooms. Also ill plant stuff like corn, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.

My ultimate fantasy is to love someone, and be loved in return.

I realise for some people this is an everyday occurrance, but for me it's almost beyond imagination.

I could wanna be a politician with a side job as a hitman. That'd be pretty dope

>>26395131
A beautiful eternally youthful girl.
I'd have to change places every 20-30 or so years, tho. I could never grow old with my lover without getting burned by the villagers as a witch.
Oh the tragedy, the melancholy.

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>>26406784
That's a pretty good one desu senpai

I want to go to somalia and make an oil cracking and refining facility utilizing cheap labor from the somalis. This will attract terrorist groups and I will have a fucking army.

Get rich and remove kebab.

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I want to be a multiversal conqueror living for thousands of years, forging an empire across various fantasy kingdoms, alien planets, alternate histories and whatever other setting would be interesting. I would be ruthlessly pragmatic but also just, creating a prosperous standard of living in the long run. Every sentient being would worship me and I would have an unlimited harem of freaky bitches I can magically impregnate despite genetic barriers because my dick is just that awesome. Pretty autistic power fantasy but there you go.

I want to eat nothing but cndy

>>26411250
Fuck bro are you me? I often daydream about being an omnipotent wizard who lives in a giant castle or a morrowind-like mushroom. Sometimes i would just fuck with random people or cause havoc, while sometimes i dream about leading the human race into prosperity with my infinite wisdom and magic.

Pretty autistic but i can't help it

>>26396663
I had an asian female friend who kinda did try to do this for me. Ended up getting a bf and never spoke to me again though.

>>26411293
I would settle for wizardry. I'd also like to have an apprentice, not for a sexual fantasy or anything, I've just always loved teaching people.

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>>26395131

Be rich,
have a harem of JAV idols in my mansion that I fuck at will and play games with them,
shoot guns and drive all sorts of exotic vehicles in my free time,
lift hardcore to look like a wrestler,
dress ridiculous and unnormal

>>26395131
I would live in a world full of loli of all varieties and I'm the only onii-chan

I would like to have a God Hand and travel the world, beating up demons and evil villains.

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I just wanna someone to love and take care of. I want to hold them when they are sad and support them in life whatever they want to do and protect them from the scary outside world. I've never really had a relationship and I'm still a virgin. I've read too many romance novels/otome games so I have this twisted fantasy view of relationships. Ever since I was a child I always imagined falling in love and marrying one person and growing old with them. I believed soulmates actually existed and I still hope they exist but I know it's unrealistic. I just want to find someone I love and admire so much that I can devote myself to them and accompany them through life until one of us dies. But I'm probably going to die alone or go through life with short, shitty relationships in a desperate attempt to find true love like everyone else.

>>26399898
I would like to do this in a pseudo-Victorian setting but having more rights.

For her to text back.

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I want to cum on a group happy young girls' faces.

>>26411458
We can try to love each other anon, if you want

>>26397173
I had this wish once.

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>>26395332
I'm crying because I don't have this

>>26411458
I'm not crying, anon. My eyes are just dry.

>>26395131
to become an anime girl

ultimate fantasy would be to have the ability to travel through different dimensions at will, each dimension being a CYOA-esque setting where I get to pick from the powers/abilities/etc offered as per specific CYOA, while also be allowed to have the powers/items/people/creatures of 1 CYOA of my choice available for the "real" dimension, and for it to be actually happening rather than me just tripping balls. Preferably have it so that time in all other dimensions will be frozen while I'm not inside it, including home dimension.

More plausible (but highly improbable) would be to win the lottery jackpot so I'll never have to worry about finances again, then from there on just live life and improve as I see fit rather than only as much as money allows.

>>26398714
>50/50
It's actually
75/25 in favour of someone being a women

>>26412624
how does that make sense?

not saying you're wrong, i just don't understand

I want to go into a different dimension, where everything is achievable trough power(not money). Don't care if it's a post apocalyptic, dbz or whatever like world, the one we are into is just too boring.

I want to live a fulfilling life without having the dogma of a materialistic society which see being different as a crime.

Living in a world where being different is a strenght.

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>>26395131
All of my mental health issues would be resolved and I wouldn't need medication to treat it, allowing me to drink to my heart's content, drive without worries, experiment with other drugs if I wished, never have to explain all of my medical bullshit to anyone ever again, and save my liver and kidneys. During the day I would want to have a successful practice as a forensic pathologist with a few very dutiful associates that ask no questions and respect me and my work. I would share a small home with my loving and faithful wife in a remote location, where we would spend most of our days practicing our hobbies and engaging in sadistic knifeplay, bloodplay, electrocution, asphyxiation, etc. Occasionally we would go traveling, all over the world, exploring different cultures, especially in regards to architecture, fine art and liquor. At night, I would stalk and murder unsuspecting men and women, take their bodies to a secluded cabin I'd have built myself in the woods, and fuck their decomposing bodies until nothing was left of them but their bones. I would be untouchable by the law, and would be able to sleep easy at night knowing that I would never be caught.

inb4 edgelord, inb4 cringy as fuck, I know it's awful but I'm being completely honest.

I want to be in love with a futa. I want to pleasure her nuts and suck her shaft dry as she uncontrollably moans in pleasure. I would down so many of her loads. I'd stick my ass out in the air and let her drill into my ass hardcore, renovating my ass into her own personal sperm bank, stowing away her hot thick seed in my asshole. I'd grope her soft tits and ass and fuck her tits raw.

>that feel when no futa gf

>>26407740
Yozakura Quartet Hana no Uta episode 10.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1950584

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>>26411458
Everything you wished for is exactly how I feel anon. I even made a post just like yours a while ago. It feels good to know someone else shares my feelings in this way. Aha, I know you didn't intend to direct it to me or anything but I really appreciate this post.

Never give up, if it's possible for two of us to be this way, then there's got to be more out there too!

>>26395131
i'd have a master who would love me and protect me but make sure i knew my place at all times
i would also not be allowed to leave his side without his permission

Virtual reality, please. I'll do whatever I want every day. Every whim will be satisfied.

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>>26395131
I don't know but my ultimate dream is to meet a thin pale qt to fall in love, date, marry and have kids with. Someone to spend my life with ;-;

>>26414400
>there's got to be more out there too!
no girls though

Loads of money, YUGE amounts of money. I get a private jet, go all around the world and throw the biggest partys. Do quality drugs listen to music and fuck women for every single second of the next decade. Then when I'm around 30, find the finest most beautiful most well tempered. The perfect woman. I will then impregnate her and have a family of blissful love and go on all sorts of adventures around the world with my kid and my wife.

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>>26414829
There are some, I am sure. If you listen to the average person they all seem to say guys are just after getting sex and leaving while girls want long term commitment and emotional bonding. From every sitcom to the average person on the street.

I know that even with wanting commitment and emotional connections, most people wouldn't want as much as I do. However, I think there has to be some truth to it all.

>>26395131
Live in space, and meet cool ayy lmaos

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>>26411458
Your soulmate does exist, but she's just as timid and scared and introverted as you. You'll never cross paths with her. You'll never see her. You might not even speak the same language. She might be dead. She might not be born yet.

I always wanted to study at a prestigious university. That's really all I want out of life.

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>>26395131
creating a she-AI and live a dramatic story where I end up being her father figure, while the government asks me to turn her into a killing machine. That oreal ends up with me releasing her after making a super-nanomachines-bullshit super body, telling her to 'live on'. seconds after she flees, the assault team finally breaks trough the doors and executes me.
Bonus: Protomen/the megas OST

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I've got this weird desire to join the French Foreign Legion.

I'm aware of the training, the hazing, the shitty deployments, everything. I want to hit solid fucking bedrock, run off to Aubagne, and leave everything in this life behind. I want to rip up my driver's license, credit cards, and ID. I want to belong to the Legion. I want them to beak me mentally and physically, teach me French, and tell me who to fight. I want to be stripped down and given a chance to see if I'm a pussy or not.

I might do it, too. I'm in the best shape I'll probably ever be in, so the physical part wouldn't horrible as long as I pushed myself. It might even be better than living in this shithole Brazil with no opportunities.

>>26407130
>being homeless
>expecting people to notice you
>expecting people to be attracted to you


hahahahahaha watch less movies, please.

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I want to be a Dimension Tripper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHOEUrFOX4Y

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>>26415553
I understand that completely. I was planning on doing the exact same thing except with the United States Marine Corps until Obama gave women combat roles last fall. Now I'm hoping a Republican will get elected into the white house and reverse this decision. I literally care about no other issue other then this decision getting reversed, because if not I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22b3LZIzEoE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyYTK_hYeEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yI5DfFM3Tw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu0juhFBbjA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy6Q8fJgo1s

>>26396055
why? an essential part of life is death isn't it?

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>>26416264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5IWK9sRYTs

>>26407130
>the guy nobody notices, cares about, or acknowledges as a living being.
literally the homeless

To be able to afford a really good PC, huge TV and just have a really comfy room for myself. Also lots of money so I can buy any food and anything if I need something.

>>26395499
Basically you want a dominatrix. You should look into that.

>>26396419
I can relate to it. I think men should be sold off as slaves actually. Huge fetish of mine.
>tfw no submissive sissy bitch boyfriend to boss around

>>26395131
>go on a boat cruise (doesn't matter where t_h)
>mfw my biggest fear is getting lost at sea

>>26395131
Being a pig farmer with a pretty (doesn't have to be hot, 6/10 will do) wife and a ton of kids. Unfortunately my family expects me to be financially successful and so I studied engineering, it isn't bad, but I would rather have a simple job just taking care of pigs, sending them off to be made into bacon, and managing finances of my farm.

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I would like to be hitman for italian mafia in 30s. not just some average mobster but the guy they turn to when they need to get the shit done. what my boss don't know is that it is actually my lovely wife that is doing all the killings. I just kidnap the guy and let her play with him in our basement because she is fucking sadistic psychopath. every time I am just watching her enjoying herself and once she is done we have some wild sex since we both are turned on by what just happen.

>>26416388
i'm triggered that women like this don't exist near me

Sometimes, I imagine being a popular, respected dj/guitarist playing in front of thousands of people, shit gives me a chills.

Realistically, I just want to live the best, most comfy neet life imaginable. A nice couch, computer, gamiing setup. Right now I just live a decent neet life with a laptop and doing random chores/projects for my parents. Which is pretty easy, just wish I had a nice cozy setup and shit.

>>26416560
I'm triggered because there must be people like that around me and I have no idea how to find out who they are

>>26417015
this. I can't sleep at night because of this shit. I want one so desperately it gives me depression. and since I am desperate as fuck it is more than certain that I will never ever get one. no one wants to hang out losers like me.

I want to tyrannically rule a small duchy in Renaissance Europe and be a dick to all my peasants.

>>26417264
in that case you should also want to be resistant to poisoning.

>>26417015
Where at, anon?
pls be colorado desu

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>>26417288
>>26417288
Yes, I'll be immune to all poisons. I'll drink them like wine because ho knows, maybe poison tastes really good and no one survived to tell anyone how good it tastes? I heard Anti-Freeze tastes pretty awesome, like it's sweeter than sugar but fucks up your kidneys.

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My fantasy:
>be young adventurer going on adventures in some sort of fantasy world
>orphaned as child
>go on quests
>fighting evil sometimes & sometimes getting in trouble with the law
>struggle to survive
>making friends & enemies
>am skilled swordsman
>get into sword fights a lot
>have sword that is somehow super special
>slowly but surely get stronger
>fight monsters
>eventually form a party with a goofy guy that slowly becomes my bff & tomboy tsundere qt that I slowly fall in love with
>get into all types of adventures & trouble with them involving dragons & giants & sea monsters & evil wizards & swordsmen & bandits & saving a princess & ghosts & whatever will get us enough money to put food on the table
>we growcloser on our goofy quests
>bff eventually finding love
>tsundere qt gets jealous when a princess takes interest into me & I get jealous when a ranger takes interest into her
>eventually discovering a super evil conspiracy that all our adventures were involved in
>find out this super evil was somehow connected to my parents death
>find out I have a brother and/or sister
>go on epic quest to defeat super evil
>few friends that were made in me & my party's previous adventures die along the way helping us
>endure and keep going on quest to defeat super evil
>eventually fight in epic final sword battle to defeat super evil big boss
>nearly get defeated but someone from my past who was working for big boss who felt guilty and betrays him
>guy from past gets killed but either I am or he is able to defeat big boss because of his sacrifice
>little bit after the final victory get married to tsundere qt & settle down somewhere I can make a decent income
>have kids with her, kids are twins a boy & a girl
>one looks like me and the other of which looks like wife
>meet up with bff sometimes who has started a family of his own
>tell stories of these days to my children
>the end. Or is it?

In sequel there is a new evil that I fail against that twins must now face

>>26395878
Whoa guys weh got a muslim here

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>>26417612
Anyone know any good anime, movies, cartoons, or books like this greentext?

I can only think of a few like Adventure Time, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Space Dandy, Rick & Morty, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Fairy Tale, Percy Jackson, Avatar the Last Airbender, Soul Eater, SAO, Full Metal Alchemist, TTGL, Hitsugi no Chaika, Akame ga Kill, Danmachi, Blue Exorcist, Owari no Seraph, Attack on Titan, and Strike the Blood.

Anyone got any others?

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I just want to be a talented wizard studying at Hogwarts, maybe have a qt Slytherin gf. I'll go to the Forbidden Forest at night and fight monsters, then have a butterbeer by the fire in the common room while I immerse myself in a tome of ancient magic.

Money and power


>and no more fucking bot

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>>26395131
Being a daimyo in constant battle with some neighbouring domain, where the fighting led nowhere at all, but was something obvious at all times.
>fights at least once / week
>constant sparring and the like back home
>fuck literally anyone I want from the province due to daimyo title
>eventually get killed on the battlefield, remembered in history as a bad-ass

>>26417901
the last bit of the greentext sounds like how naruto ended.

>>26417290
sorry, it's germany

>>26395131
I want to become god. able to change end redo anything.

I would create different copies of the world and change history at specific points and see what happened.

>>26417901
Conan the barbarian

Living in a fantasy land with monsters and level ups

If you say anything else you're a normalfag and a shitter

>>26418793
so like this guy?>>26417612

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>>26418793
>killing monsters
>fucking witches
>killing monsters
>fucking whores
>killing monsters
>fucking monsters and then killing them
>just fucking and killing everything
>occasionally drinking with friends
feels good to be the only mutant without feels that is broken and still has feels.

>>26395131
Being insanely rich

>>26395131
Have a good prosperous living. Have multiple kids with futures ahead of them. Have loving wife.

Rule the world as Big Brother but harsher on the proles.

>>26409962
reminds me of starbound

I'm gonna try and be a rockstar, been playing guitar since I was 7, I think my chances are alright.

I want to be a lonely rich guy who treats my servants better than others. Maybe I fall in love with the beautiful lower class maid to the chagrin of nearby rich guys

>>26420887
What chords can you play?

I just want to be a housewife for a taller, more masculine guy.
I'd love nothing more than to spend my day cleaning the house and waiting for him to get home, and then showering him with affection until we both went to sleep, snug and warm in each other's arms.

Or we could both just live the NEET life, we could just spend all day long cuddling and playing videogames and doing fun stuff.

I want a new mind
one that's not filled with anxiety, narcissim, assburgers

A sponsored trip around the world going hiking, skydiving, and thrillseeking wherever possible.

I've yet to find someone who would fund a fat neet who lives with his parents, but I'm sure I'll get someone someday.

Somehow get around 15-20 million dollars. Live out NEET life with gf then eventually marry and spend the rest of our lives enjoying our hobbies and each others company. Its all I want in life.

>>26421575
>not wanting to go on adventures with a tsundere loli mage and a cute titty monster ranger and a bff tank and kill mosnters and explore and shit

You are a very boring person

>>26395131
I'd kill for some cheesy popcorn right now

>>26395846
>lee enfield
>posts picture with ak47

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I'd work as some career that I tolerate for the money, and buy everything kid me ever wanted but could never have. I'd live with nothing, as a urban homeless or just an explorer. I'd live healthy and work out in a home gym, I'd eat nothing but shit because it tastes good and die from the obesity. I'd get gangbanged by a bunch of chads and live as a slut. I'd attach to a qt robot and be his waifu in shining armor, and have a home and kids with him. I'd lob off my tits and wear flannels and boots every day. I'd live life as a qt wearing skirts and dresses and learn how to put on make-up. I'd live alone as a freelance fetish artist in a tinyhome with a white male cat who's my beta baby. I'd live with a couple of dogs who are my mates, and let them dominate me every night and do as they will. I'd breed animals, be a ranger, raise hurt endangered species and release them back into the wold when they're healthy. I'd be a therapist for those who need it, and slowly try to turn around this world of pain and confusion. I'd live as an artist, spending 16 hours a day painting a picture over and over until it exactly resembles the feeling that drove me to paint it. I'd live as a writer, writing 16 hours a day writing a novel over and over until it brings an alternate reality to life within its pages. I'd live as a NEET, burdening my parents with my indecisiveness and indirection, spending 16 hours a day on the internet while blaming others for my failures, only to give up and doing them all a favor by ending it all at the ripe age of 21.

>>26395131
Being able to be happy

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To have a pureqt wife and kids. I want to watch my kids grow up to be happy, successful people as opposed to being a fuckup like their dad. If they end up happier then me, I feel like I'd done something right.

>>26422606
Happiness is way overrated. What you want is fulfillment. The only way to achieve fulfillment is through hardship. Which brings us back to this>>26417612

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>>26395131

To buy myself a nice little commie flat and live a simple life in Russia away from the west.

>>26421244

>narcissism

>anxiety/assburgers

How do you have all 3? You think you're really great but you're afraid of everything and you're socially inept..?

Held in chastity and as a slave for some qt3.14 dom girl. Someone who loves me but is also a bit of a sadist

>>26422817
Sounds like the average millenial.

>>26395131
to be able to live as a father figure to myself to teach myself to be happy

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>It's evening, around 7pm. I return to my apartment after a relatively traffic-free drive from a high-paying pharmaceutical job.
>A medium sized apartment, wooden floor, a short uncomfortable couch, a pc desktop battlestation, a small kitchen, a glass fish tank, a shitty $100 lcd tv
>Single bedroom, single bathroom, a small clothes rack from a chinese store with everything I wear.
>I feed my pet snake and try not to wake up my dog thats quietly snoring on the couch.
>I turn on the kettle. As I wait for the water to heat up, I turn on the tv for background noise and hop on my computer to see if anyone has replied to my posts on some music theory forum and check if any of my torrents have finished.
>I make some tea and put some of the leftover quinoa salad from last night into a bowl. Dinner time.
>I take my time to eat in silence and think. I'm in an unusually good mood.
>As I eat, I look at each lit-up window in the building 2 blocks across from mine. I realise each person around me is living their own life, going through the same things as me. I'm overcome with a feeling of sonder. I reflect and appreciate my place in the world.
>Take a shower, brush my teeth and read a chapter from a book.
>Sleep. Rinse repeat.

If I could do anything, go anywhere, be anything; it would be this. I just want to live a humble normie lifestyle and go through a routine where I know what to expect. I want to get to a point in my life where I don't need anyone else to get through my day. I want to be able to come to terms with the fact that life probably has no meaning and that I should just appreciate the small things in life even if I have to struggle for it. I want to be truly happy because right now I can only go up from where I am.

>>26422779
>forced into extreme wagecuckery due to rouble going down to shit
>forced to go to house comm meetings to discuss spending even more money on shit you don't need
>neighbors are probably going to be asswipes
>your house will get flooded because of the neighbors above you breaking their shit
>have to face local gopniks and chads daily on the way out
>spend hours in metro/traffic
it isn't comfy nor much better than west
in fact, you'll just feel more pressured and pissed
t. russian

>6'9 millionaire with huge athletic legacy a la Lebron James, Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan
I would literally just rail women all day

>>26395131
I wanna be a little god of winter and music. I wanna be the cold wind and the long distance sounds of gongs and chimes in the winter's night.

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>>26395131
Not my ultimate fantasy because I can't think of it at the moment, but making love with a qt grill in a vast wheat field around sunset all to ourselves would be pretty stellar.

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>>26395131
I'd like to begin a new sort of academic order, similar to the university.
There's something happening, something coming up and being born right now in the hearts and minds of the chosen, it is a dynamism the likes of which has never been thought before.
A pristine lyrical validity that transcends knowledge.
In short, the truth, and I want nothing more than to serve it.

>>26395131

Wage a revolutionary shadow-war against a corrupt regime

>>26423741
This is a good answer. I like this.

>>26395131
having the world be a sandbox where i can do fucking anything
also death

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I want to be a very successful general/division NCO.
I love combat and warfare, but just so happens that my intuition is terrible, and I can only use tactics properly when leading few people.
I have a bit of leadership. However, due to being heavily introverted, that is an issue as well.

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>>26395131
to be a an expert earth tender. Or a druid.

I want to be able to elevate the health of a forest or ecosystem to the point where you see fairies dancing on mushroom folds and animals are indifferent/unafraid of humans, trees grow unusually nutritous fruit, soil is unusually fertile, plants are unusually large, etc. Idk. I have ideas on how to harness the earths power but nobody to tell them to.

I also want to finish making my videogame and be critically acclaimed for showing these corporate fucks how to make a truly fun game.

Being able to stop time, but still be able to interact with the world has always been something that has interested me.

The possibilities are endless.

>>26401362
Now this is true humanity.

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>>26395131
>become a wandering swordsman
>reach enlightenment through battle
>teach fellow human beings as a venerated master
>become founder of a martial art that hones the mind, spirit and body

To fight is to dance.

>>26424346
gay as fuck tbqh you should watch less chinese cartoons faggot

To have a loving relationship with a girl that's just as anxious, awkward, and afraid of the world as me.

i want to be god so i can torture normies for eternity

Be able to explore the universe be going faster than light, defying the laws of physics. Basically to have the power of a god.

I'd start by killing you all

>>26416265
No...

Don't be fucking retarded

>>26401089
I would also like this please mr genie

>>26424346
But I thought all martial arts honed the mind, spirit and body merely due to the nature of the activity.

Regardless, as soon as you finish your musha shugyo, you're invited to be a guest teacher at my martial academy or start a rival school in the spirit of healthy competition.

>>26424381
Yo suck me three times faggot

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To become a Lich and make an army of skeletons and shit

Then I spend an eternity doing whatever the fuck I want

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>>26423787
you sound like a fugging retard m8

>>26412698
This is probably more commonly a female fantasy than a male one. Gor was pretty big with women back in the day.

I'd like to be independently wealthy and have a nice house to myself, really. Fill it up with decent exercise equipment all I have now is a shitty bike that doesn't work right, set up an entertainment room, stuff like that. I'm always too tired to do the things I really enjoy, so at least this way I might have the time to do what I want once in a while. I'd also like to have telekinesis.

>>26395131
I would change nothing except im immortal and im happy.

>find perfect bff
>start moving around the world with him and live very cheaply
>live in small apartments, we learn the language of the new place we moved to and enjoy our time
>work simple jobs just to get by
>make friends there and have good times with them too
>come home every night to my friend and simply enjoy the simple things
>keep moving around until we find the place that we think is perfect

or even just the move around a lot. or just the live with best friend and work simple jobs and enjoy the small things. preferably the new friends we make would become as close as we are, effectively becoming a group of super close friends i never have anything bad to say about.

>>26423787
Kinda interested what this means exactly.

>>26428020
Is there any sexual aspect to this fantasy or is it just purely friends?

I had a dream last night that was pretty good


>russia invades US successfully
>russian soldiers get to my town
>make fun of me and slap me around before gang raping me
>I enjoy it though
>do my best to please them
>eventually one of them feels sort of bad
>eventually he makes me his wife after the war
>cook and clean and get fucked by him happily ever after

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>>26395131
>What's your ultimate fantasy?

Be reincarnated in the future as Reinhard von Lohengramm.

>>26395131
An attractive genius courtier in the 16th century on the King's high council, beloved by the king with my web of influence spread throughout the entire court. I would be born a commoner so I could appreciate my wealth and position.

>>26395131
World class saxophonist, traveling the world to record music with the greatest musicians and playing with big bands in high class clubs.

>>26429978
Are you a guy or a girl?

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>>26430205
guy that wishes they were a girl

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I'd like to travel back through time into my own body to May 2010, doing that part of my life over with the knowledge I have now.

I just want him to speak with me more often

>>26430285
To elaborate, I don't want to come back to the future after a while, like in that movie. I want to stay in that time and do my life over from that point onward.

>>26430285
Just curious why specifically May 2010? What happened then?

If I was able to do the same I'd probably go back to January 2011 I guess.