Who /multiple online gfs/ here? 90% of my relationships have

>>26394603
I never had any kind of a relationship and if I wasted my time on having a "gf" over the internet THEN I would kill myself

what sounds more pathetic "I don't have a girlfriend" or "I have a girlfriend but just over the internet"? toppest of keks my dear friend

I would much rather be alone forever.

Where do you obtain these internet gfs?

>tfw can't get an internet gf

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>>26394603
how do I get an internet gf?

>>26394603
HOW DO I GET INTERNET GF?

HOW?

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>>26394770
Just go to chatrooms and shit or omegle. They mostly respond to funny/witty guys, if you can lure them in with your personality then your looks won't really matter unless you're ugly as shit. I'm not prize and I've had several internet bitches fall in love with me, hot ones.

>>26394856
Can you give example conversations?

What sort of wittiness do they appreciate?

I think I have a sense of humour but I don't have internet gfs so apparently not.

>>26394856
>They mostly respond to funny/witty guys
No hope

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>tfw I can be as autistic as I want in real life while still having an internet gf to tell me she loves me and give me awesome cam shows

It's pretty good, definitely better than nothing. Girls are all over the internet these days but the more obscure the place, the better. I've gone into small internet communities of like less than 100 people max and came out with two qt internet gfs so far. The smaller the community, the easier it is to shine and prove you're above all the chumps in competition.

i had an internet gf when i use to play mmorpgs at 18 she went off to university and eventually realized i was going no where in life and dumped me

its not worth the pain with 0 reward would not recommend