>go to subway with mommy
>buy delicious subway sandwich made just for ME by a professional sandwich artist
>call sandwich artist a wagecuck
>sandwich artist forgot to put chicken tendies in my sandwich
>"sorry we don't do chicken tenders here"
>mommy starts crying for some reason
>on the way home mommy visits the drug store to buy sleeping pills
>get home and mommy tells me she'll give me 50 GBP if I finish my sandwich
I think mommy took all the sleeping pills, she must be really tired!
I can't wait to show her how much of a good boy I am when she wakes up
Does anyone else phonetically pronounce REEEE the way a retard would say REEE, like all slow and monotone like, and not the way a frog squeals?
I know the frog thing is the way it's supposed to be but that's not how my mind interprets it
>tfw your parents commit suicide and you inherit all their money and house and you can do with it whatever you please
I feel tendies stories are only funny when they do something new with the idea. Seeing a story like
>Ask mummy for tendies
>She says no
>Shit on her chest
>She says yes
>10000000 free GBP
Was funny the first time but after so many stories that are just variations on this, I can only really bring myself to enjoy ones that are a little more creative, and show other sides to our autistic heroes.
>ask for tendies
>mom locked herself in her room again
>threaten her to turn the house on fire if she doesnt open the door
>start breaking shit and making a mess while she cries
>suddenly i hear someone open the door and run up the stairs all the way to me
>its my uncle, he is coming to beat me up
>push uncle with all my weight
>tell him if he touches me again i will push him down the stairsead until he stops moving
>he looks me with nothing but disgust
>mom yells if i dont go to my room she will call the cops
>go into room have to be carefull with all the broken glass and trash on the floor
>hear mom crying and uncle swearing
>they leave and mom doesnt come back home in 3 days
>thats 3 days without food
>thank god she didnt take the router
>then again maybe she was too scared
menu that doesn't include tendies is pretty disappointing.