>"What do you like to do for fun, Anon?"

>>26392377
I've encountered this question with horror in the past.
They knew I was friendless and they were trying to corner me.
Fucking normies.

Drink copious amounts of cough syrup
I'm getting bored of that, though, so I don't really know
I guess I like thinking about things

>/r9k/
>sperg out about irrelevant minutiae on /his/
>jerk off to drawn porn
>cry

>>26392404

I cant even come up with lies.

how do normals typically respond to this question?

I'm incapable to have fun. I mostly just try to find stimulation strong enough, pleasant or not, to distract me from life.

>>26392377
This is part of the reason why I started playing the bass a year ago. I was drawn by this instrument for years, but getting to have just one hobby definitely helped. I at least have something to talk about now.

>>26392525
Yeah you can't come up with lies.
They just know.
Try telling them you study/work on some kind of personal project.
Pick an obscure/boring subject so they don't ask more.

Also go on the offensive and ask something that makes them uncomfortable.

*High pitched squealing fart follow by several short stuccato ones*

I like to play on the computer and I masturbate 3 times a day. If there is any weed or alcohol around me I will consume the shit out of it

Fuck I hate this question. Apparently reading doesn't count. Fucking normies, jesus, why do they even exist?

Molly, Everquest, eating new and exotic food, drinking alone, and shitposting. Good thing this isn't a real date where the worst idea possible is to be honest with a total stranger.

>>26392377
I just saw a friend I hadn't seen in a while who asked me this. I just told him the truth: "literally nothing. All I do is eat and sleep". I could see the disgust in his eyes.

>>26392377
You, ideally.

Literally the ONLY correct answer here.

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>what are your plans for the weekend anon

>>26393503
That was really inappropriate Anon. I was just asking because I never actually see you doing anything. Go to your room and you better hope your dad doesn't hear about this!

>>26393532
>what did you get up to on the weekend
>what's your favorite drink
>do you have a girlfriend

NORMIES

Watch anime and masturbate. Good life.