>tfw no anime sister to call me a baka onii-chan while I dick

Replace "anime" with "disney movies" and yes

I've got a Kirino body pillow and a Kuroneko one.

>>26392140
Her name was Kuroniko, dumbass.

>>26392094
I want a weeb boyfriend to watch anime with even tho I don't like it that much
I could tease him about it and make him do a cure anime girl voice and then make him roleplay his own waifu while I fuck him but they always either have boyfriends or not reply

>tfw no weeb gf that will call me oniichan and feed me chicken tendies while watching anime

>>26392207
H-hi

Where are you from?

>>26392207
Kik/snap/Skype/phone/telegram/ smoke signals ?

>>26392094
If you dont mind your little sister being a boy then I can solve your problem.

>>26393017
damn, you in the middle of Australia? because you thirsty as fuck!

>>26392140
post them please

I wish I owned one

>>26392094
>Naming the anime to include the sister
It's ridiculous because you know they'd never let anything even implied incestuous happen.
I don't know who they're trying to please, I know I'd never watch that shit.

File: Yosuga_no_Sora_-_ep11_140.jpg (170KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1280x720px

>>26395907
ok oni-senpai