How do I get a blind gf?

learn sign language

>>26390206
Dude she's blind not deaf.

>>26390165
By not fetishizing it. You've already failed.

>>26390360
i just assumed op was a cuck

Just tell her you love her. She'll never see it coming.

>>26390382
lol just blindside her with gifts

I don't know.

I had a blind friend once, but I never had the balls to make her a gf.

i'm blind. be my bf

>>26390402
Make her open her eyes and let her see that you're perfect.

>>26390423
Show her how you really feel

>meet girl
>fall in love
>throw bleach in her eyes
I thought everyone's dad told them this

>>26390453
Nut in her eyes

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How do blind people know when they're done wiping their butts?

>> tfw no robot wants a mute GF

>>26390508

blind people use bidets faggot

>>26390508
after wiping with toilet paper you wipe with your fingers and smell

A fantasy I've always had is blindfolded/sightless intimacy and sex. Something about it is so romantic and beautiful. It's probably because I'm ugly.

>>26390524
I do. Do you have an email or Skype? Mutes are qt.

>>26390165
Go to a center for the blind and volunteer? There's this really hot brazillian blind bitch in my town. I wonder if she knows that her ass is fine.