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Has anybody here ever tried on a condom? I decided I would try jacking off with a condom, so I bought a pack of normal Trojans but they were way too big. Just straight of slipped off, even when I used my fleshlight, which has a light grip. So I searched online, bought the smallest condoms I could and tried them on today. Still too fucking big, and slowly tugs off when I use it.

I discovered they don't legally sell condoms skinny enough for me to properly wear.

> mfw I thought my dick was was why I'm a virgin but it's actually because even if I get my pants off, no condoms will fit my dick.

Quarter, small condom, regular condom for reference.
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>>26389611
>Using condoms
Just cum outside and be done with it
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what's your circumference?

mineperse123
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Funny, I did the same thing, but it was too small.
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The opposite for me. Tried on a condom and it was just to small. It was a huge struggle to fit it and I lost my boner.

I fucked a hooker once and she put a condom on my dick in one second like it was nothing. I wonder how the fuck. Maybe she was just carrying condoms my size by chance.
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>>26389625
Ok Jarmal
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Kekking @ this dicklet
Sorry OP, but you have a tiny cock
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>>26389650
>>26389672
Thanks for coming to brag about your big dicks everybody
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>>26389711
Gotta have at least something to brag about.
I'm average as fuck anyways.
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>>26389706
>>26389752
What is this board anymore, where everybody has an "average" dick. Where are my fellow dicklets
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>>26389611
Try ordering then in china or japan then
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>>26389793
The condom in the pic is japanese
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>>26389611
>tfw never bought a condom
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it's not like you're going to ever need one
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>>26389836
I've never gotten to use a condom for anything other than my degeneracy either
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>>26389836
It's not as awkward as you think it is desu.
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>>26389861
True that I've never needed one and probably never will, but it just sucks knowing that even If I changed everything else about myself, I still couldn't have sex.
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>>26389774
I got a 5 incher. Am I considered a d-dicklet?
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>>26389939
My dick is a little over 3 inches when hard. Fuck off, your dick is almost exactly average.
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>>26389611
>bought pack
>default pack from supermarket
>put it on
>kinda turned on no clue why
>fits like a glove
I suppose I am as generic as it gets. never going to use them for the real action though wizardry is strong in me.
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>>26389915
well that's not entirely true because it's pretty easy to bullshit out of using one.
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>>26389968
>get laid for the first time
>make some bullshit to not use a condom
>get AIDS
Great idea, my friend.
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>>26389968
I already can't get laid. What woman would let me stick my tiny dick inside of her without protection and risk having half of my pathetic genes in her child?
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>dick is thick but short
>no condom fits because it's either painfully tight or pathetically too long

having a chode is suffering
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Being a dicklet fucking sucks. I was considering losing my virginity to a hooker but there's no way I'm fucking one without being able to keep a condom on for more than a few pumps.

And I paid all this money for a textured fleshlight and can't even reach the textured part of it because my dick only goes 1/3 of the way in.
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>>26390046
you should become gay
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Are you sure that you're not doing anything wrong? The circumference is usually printed on the packaging.
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>>26389611

Condoms slip off during sex you idiot. You need to hold them on sometimes.
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>>26390125
>guy who desperately wears magnums to make himself feel big
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>>26390105
Are you actually implying that I don't know how the condom goes on the penis?
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>>26390125
>forgetting to staple condom to dick so it can't fall off
virgins amirite
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>>26390046
>buying a fleshlight that is made for turbococks when you're a dicklet
m8

Get a Tenga Fliphole at least. You can even squeeze it for a tighter experience if you're literally a needledick. Fliphole is said to last 50 uses but I have fapped at least 200 times with me after having it for a few years and it's still just fine. Optimal experience with it is probably if you're like 6 inches, but shorter dick shouldn't be a problem at all. I'm a little over 7" and I bottom out pretty bad.
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>>26390038
just cut the top off so it isn't too long
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>>26389611
Hahahaha
You must be a chink or Indian.
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>>26390221
>>26390196
at last, i truly understand
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Fucking hate condoms. Regular sizes are too small for me and I still can't feel shit in those that fit me properly. Had a bit of a funny banter with a shop clerk once though (he was clearly an upset dicklet)
>late in the evening, no people around, need condoms right fucking now
>see a small cornershop, go inside
>"hello, you got any condoms here?"
>"here you go" (gives me regular ones)
>fumble it in my hands for a couple of seconds
>"got anything bigger than that?"
>"no, sorry, we don't"
>"wait, hold on, I think I got some"
>clerk reaches under his counter and pulls out a plastic bag
>"big enough for you?"
>laugh it off and grudgingly buy regular ones
>clerk wasn't laughing at all
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>>26390289
Normieeeeeeeee. Gtfo normie
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>>26390289
he was offering to end your miserable existence with the plastic bag
should have taken him up on his offer tbqhwyf
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I've only tried on a magnum before. It was really hard to get on, and too tight to be comfortable. It hurt a lot actually.
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what's an acceptable circumference?

>6in potential pencil dick
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>>26390289
>asking the clerk if they have condoms
You deserved it faggot. Who the hell does that? Even by normie standards that's pretty excessive.
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>>26390407

if you want to even have a decent chance with a 3/10 you need a dick that's 11.5" x 10.5". How can you guys even compete?
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>tfw dick is big enough to fit a normal condom snugly
>still get told I have a small dick

my condolences OP
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Is 6x4.7 going to fit in a regular condom?
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OP are you overweight?
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>>26390509
Yes that's my size and never had any problems
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Post with timestamp fucking faggot
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>>26390438
And how else do you think I should've proceeded? Go behind the clerk, reach the shelf with the condoms, grab a pack and put it on his counter without saying a word?
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>>26390554
as long as you tickle his package you will be good
might even get a discount
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>>26389836
>tfw never had a reason for buying a condom
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>>26390289
Hahaha hilarious meme. Can't wait to post it to r/humblebrag!
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>>26390289
>need condoms right fucking now
Out normie
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I tried some regular, 53mm flat-width condoms and had a hell of a time getting it past the valley between the head and the shaft. It cut into the shaft too much for me to stay hard once I finally did yank it down. Then I tried some 58mm flat-width ones (Magnum XL) and they fit just fine. I'm about 5.5"-5.75" girth, which isn't a hell of a lot above average, so I can believe bigger guys when they say that condoms don't fit.
Condoms are usually way longer than average, so you'll rarely run into problems on that end. If you're uncut and wear them the comfortable way (roll it on with the foreskin pulled back, roll the foreskin forward) you're going to use like an extra 2", though.
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>>26389951
Are you Asian??????? Bo rai chu
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>>26389611
The hell is that kind of condom?

Looks uncomfortable as fuck. No wonder americans say they don't feel anything with a condom. Looks like you're putting a fucking plastic bag on your dick.
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>>26390046
>>26390220
It's like you plebs have never been to one of /jp/'s onahole threads before.
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>>26389611
It might be the brand I got
One of those Trojan bare skin condoms and it was literally horse cock size I couldn't even get it to stay on but regular condoms won't even fit me. I legit got that bare skin and was like what the fuck am I small as fuck? I have an 8 inch cock...
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>>26390221
yeah the part where you ejaculate
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I'm average in most respects I believe but normal condoms feel tight as shit.

But I'm also a grower so if I'm not into it, I stay small. Makes for a too accurate lie detector.
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>>26389611
I tried when I was 15 my Chad brother hid condoms under the bed, I wounded what it would be like to fap with one so I took one he never even noticed

Had trouble getting it on but as is turns out it Dident make fapping feel any better
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>>26391993

>not poking holes in them
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>>26389611
Gf uses the pill and forces me to use condoms or no sex. Shit is bs and makes me mad.

Billy boy condoms feel the best
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http://www.medical-and-lab-supplies.com/latex-finger-cot-x-large-144-box.html?gclid=CJPxyvDm7coCFQovaQodajkIHw
these are for fingers, but maybe they'd work for small penises?
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Does anyone here know if sex with a condom works and isn't painful if you have phimosis (can't retract)?

I got my chance to find out once but couldn't get hard with the condom on

Fuck I hate them
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>>26389672

I've had this problem too, I couldn't ever keep it up if I threw on a condom.

Ended up having to use the much more expensive larger sized one.

They never talk about what happens when you have too large of a dick :c
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>>26392265
You're probably not going to feel a hell of a lot, but if you just roll it on without retracting the foreskin first it'll just stay in place.
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>>26389951
You've got to be shitting me, how does that even happen?
You have an actual condition m8
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>>26392265
I don't if condoms help, but you can get that treated.

It shouldn't cost much, and I don't think it'll be anything like getting a full circumcision.

I was circumcised at birth, so I've never had the problem, but even if it was just like a curcumsision, you won't lose much pleasure

Well

In your case, you'd gain a lot of pleasure, no offense.

Even if your spaghetti level is maxed, you can still just go to your doc and tell him you need your dick chopped.

It won't be that bad anon. And you'll be able to have sex like an animal. And fap to goof porn without pain, forever.

Remember, King Louis XVI had the same issue, it's not something to be ashamed about. You should get it fixed tho, soon, because king Louis waited and it looked bad for his mrs.

But I digress. Maybe good doctors appointments and sex to you friend!
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>>26389611
I know someone that lives in China (from USA) he has to buy condoms when he returns home, because Chinese condoms are too small
maybe buy chinese condoms for your micropenis
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>>26392489

I don't feel pain while fapping and I don't want to mutilate my dick

I've stuck it in once without a condom and everything was fine
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>>26389672
>>26392352
sounds like me

how big are your dicks?

about 7.4" here
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>tfw can't use normal condoms
It's not fun at all. At least my pullout game is strong
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I listen to a radio show that deals with drugs and sex and relationships, all things I have no experience with but it's interesting to listen to, and they said that the pill or thing they put in your arm(arm thing especially) is better than a condom for preventing a kid and condoms are mainly used to prevent STDs. Obviously condoms are still a form of birth control, but no need for one if your girl has the arm injection or is good at taking the pill
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>>26392713

I think you can get preputial plasty
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>>26392823
I'm 7.5 here
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>>26393859
>>26392265

He's right anon, look at the wiki article

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preputioplasty

Looks pretty dope desu.

I'll attach a screenshot, just in case you're lazy.
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me on the right desu :^)
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>>26389611
how do you know which end to insert your dick into?
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>>26389774
is 5 inches a dicklet?
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Nah, I've never worn one because I've never topped. I'm not really into that.
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>>26390175
You've never bought a condom before, so it's not too unreasonable an assumption.

Personally, I have a vague idea that it shouldn't be inside out and the tip should be pinched(?), but no more.
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>>26392444
Not gonna go to a doctor so he can tell me that my penis is perfectly normal. Micropenis is about 2.5".

>>26394369
This is actually all there is to it.
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>>26394037
this is a genuine original post
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>>26394041
yes its 1 inch from being a micropenis avg penis length is 7 inches. you're probably bigger than most ppl on the board, my dick is only 2 inches :(
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>>26390046
>>26390003
There are women who have conditions giving them shallow vaginas, find a community they hang out in and try to get one.
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>>26389677
Nah don't worry it's cool homie, plus if he gets his girl pregnant he can snag an extra 500 a month in gov support. Then in 3 months he could throw up the roc and bounce to another state we he gets sick of that bitch and kid. #Slay #dab #hova #kanye #weezy #leanin #burrrr #keepit100 #truth
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>>26395468
White people, ladies and gentlemen...
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>>26390289
Reminds me of an old joke

>Guy comes into drug store
>"Sup, I need a motherfucking condom, and make it fucking quick!
>Clerk: Sir, I beg you! Mind your tongue.
>You're right. Make that two condoms.
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>stole a condom from my brother when i was 12
>tried it on
>it was too small
Was sure they were normal condoms because my brother got a lot of them from a friend who was in a gay parade in sweden
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>>26393148
>precum doesn't have sperm in it

pls stop
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>>26389672
this happened to me a few times couldnt get the thing on was really difficult and id start losing my stiffy, i just practiced at it a bit they will fit on if im not at full mast was really uncomfortable at first but i kind of got use to it cause i started to use them whenever i jerked off. not really worth the expense but better than the plain old rub and tug.
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Here's what you do. Google trannies in your area. If you have to speak to them on chat, act weak, pathetic and ultimately, submissive. If they prostitutes, act submissive. Trannies cannot pass up an oppertunity to have sex with something more submissive than they are and get off on domination. Enjoy you good peepee feels. With women, I can't really help you. If you just want to reproduce, then get swole and play the big man. By the time you've inseminated them, it will too late for them to say you've got a pecker to all thir gal-pals.
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>>26389611
I got these Japanese condoms and they fit like a glove
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>>26389672
Hookers sometimes have several sizes of condom for their different customers.
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My problem isn't conedoms being too big haha
actually the problem for me is they don't fitting because I have very big dick
actually measured it before and was around 7 inch and 3.5 quarter inch
sucks that people here have small dicks that condoms are too small lol what the heck but yeah
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>>26397921

>tfw an escort pulls out a king size condom from her purse and says "I think we need this"

that was worth the money alone
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I got normal size at first try and had trouble fitting it in.

Second try, it fit but barely, the bottom would hurt a little.

People told me being too big for a normal sized condom is not possible but I'm not so sure.
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>>26398299

If you have >5.5 inches of girth you need a large condom. Length doesn't matter so much.
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>>26398430

i know it was because of the girth, im not that long. Just don't want to measure it because she said almost all men she met tells her their penis size somehow and now I stupidly don't wanna be one of them.

She's gone anyway, though. Sad stuff.
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>>26392823
8.1 here good to have a thick long chunk of dong
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>>26393863
7.8, not like I will use it
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>>26392823
When I am rock hard about 8, but minus an inch from the base we all know thats bs
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>>26389611
I did. It burned me, and turned my cock red.
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>>26393148
I cant even fit into trojans XL senpai, love busting my goo in pussy though no one has denied it I've been called "monster cock"
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>>26393863
8.1 here and KHV
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>>26392823
8.6" and love using it, I wonder how many of you underage faggots are going to find daddys tape measurer to see if you are even 5"
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>>26389611
I'm 5"x4" and trojans are too big for me. Try durex they have more dicklet options.
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>>26398631
Thats pathetic I bet they laugh at you
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Anyone else have a 7 inch dick? All you faggots who say 8 are BSING or just niggers
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9" inches and I use it, pretty thick too
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>>26398621
>>26398511
>>26398489
post your big cocks you dirty liars
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>>26397436
How do you even live with a penis that small
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>>26398766
This isnt /r/ you stupid new fag, how big is your dick eh? 7.8" here
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>>26398766
Little dick scum detected go to /b/ or /hm/ for dicks faggot
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>>26398703
And everyone has a big penis, 6.7 here fuck you
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>>26398844
You sound mad at my 8.3 and INB4 nigger
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>>26389611
show us your tiny dick
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>>26398766
Why the fuck shoukd I show you my 8.4 stack of dick
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your fleshlite is probably tighter than a real pussy.
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Someone post their penis
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>>26398766
Sorry your dick is small, and have never been filled up by 8.2 inches of dick
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Anyone want to fap? I got a good sized dicked
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i have and I and I a small dick and I tried on the most "normal" condoms I could find, they did not slip off at all.

>>26392489
>I was circumcised at birth,
>you won't lose much pleasure
L
O
L
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>>26399089
Fuck off back to /b/ you limp dicked sack of piss
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>>26399036
"Good sized" my sides
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>>26398768
I dont, 7" here thick as a can too
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dunno I'm using durex purple / normal condoms they fit good and mine's a 5 inch pencildicklet
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8.4 inches and 4.8 8=======D
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>>26399176
5 inches long? Dude thats BAD, are you thick at least?
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>>26399198
Ya I'm sure , and I have a 13 inch penis
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>>26389611

>tfw only fit in magnums

Shit sucks, one time I didn't have one on me and I had to use the babby condom the girl had. It straight up suffocated my dick and I got soft within seconds. Needless to say she was not pleased.
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>>26399249
Mine's not even 5"

At least I'm a tranny so I can say it's a "cute feminine penis" or some shit
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>>26399345
Well then lets see that pooper
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>>26399345
Advice shave ya butthole, also remove ya penis
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I'm 5.5'', kill me.

Reminder that anyone with a big dick is chad

Reminder that's a meme
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>>26392633
I lived in china. Only bought euro condoms because shitty chinese ones kept breaking
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7.9 checking in senpai
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>>26399345
to add on to >>26399395 ; shave it with a straight razor

Then slit your throat with said shit covered razor
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>>26399409
Why even buy condoms you worthless bitch chinese are good baby makers
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>>26399395
Of course I shave my butthole anon! And I'm thinking about removing da penis when I can finalise insurance stuff and get scheduled for the operation and get over the fear of what exactly that fucking surgery is

>>26399366
Okie give me a few minutes, I'm at work
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>>26399401
5.5 long? I am 6.5 long and feel small, you should prob end it
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>>26399447
Bathouses & bar sluts
Regardless of babies i didnt want to go in there without a condom
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>>26399495
Bath houses*
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>>26399464
Hurry the fuck up I might make you my bitch, I will be abusive and hurt you
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>>26399495
What the fuck is a bathouse? How much did you pay
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>>26399495
8.5 long here and will never use it...
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>>26399345
Id shove my 8.3 up your worthless ass, also you would never use your sheameat on me
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>>26399464
You know my dick isnt going to fap itself
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>>26392489
>I was circumcised at birth, so I've never had the problem, but even if it was just like a curcumsision, you won't lose much pleasure
How would you know?
You've never been uncircumcised so you've never experienced full dick sensitivity
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9.4 and 5.5 senpai you have been cucked
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not a SINGLE big dick pic in this thread

everyone is 9" right
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>>26398672
Nah because I don't walk around with my pants off at full attention
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>>26399623
>>26399638
>>26399539
>>26399366
sorry I'm late, senpais
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>>26399845
Sorry for the nasty-ass fingernails, I wasn't planning on showing them off today
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>>26392265
I had the same issue and got cut. Best decision i've ever made
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>>26399845
No one said stop, how old and where at?
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>>26399845
Gross, now post face
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>>26399692
Dont get mad senpai, not everyone can have chads 8.4 inch cock how big are you? Little dicked buckaroo
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I've never tried one but I have had sex. Thank God I know what it's like to cum in a pussy because that was five years ago and it hasn't happened since and will probably never happen again.
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>>26400118
24, and southern Nevada
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>>26400288
To bad, post more
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PROTIP for all the dicklets, anyone who claims to be over 7 inches with under 5 inches of girth is 100% lying, I'm 6 inches of girth and it's not even that impressive at 7+ inches with 4 inch girth you'd look like your dick is a straw
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>>26400342
Let me crop a few pics for the filesize limits...
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>>26400366
>I'm 6 inches of girth and it's not even that impressive
>6" of girth
>not impressive
Is fucking Shane Diesel considered the minimum standard for dick girth now or something jesus christ.
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>>26400366
i'm a bit over 7" but only like 5 and a half girth.
i wish i was 6"
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>>26400342
Here's another one senpai

Roblox
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>>26400537
Im fairly disgusted post face
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>>26400524
The average girth is like 4.7".

Fuck off and be happy with your well above average penis.
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>>26400587
My 8.4? K pleb
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>>26400537
Nice ass. I would fuck you until you begged. You seem like you would be fun to toy with.
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>>26400537
No tits senpai? Are you a whore?
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>>26400597
Whom are thy quoting?
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Have fapped with them to see what it felt like. Was enjoyable but nothing extraordinary. Virgin so no idea what its like with a girl.

Got given some in some student pack and they were too small.
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>>26400600
Fuck off shes mine you stupid cunt
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>tfw regular size condoms fit just fine
>tfw no small dick to blame on my insecurities
>tfw no big dick to make myself feel confident

Literally suffering.
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>>26400587

Asleep my dick is almost 6 inches of girth maybe I'm measuring wrong cause no way all other dicks are so small, how do you guys measure? I usually wrap floss or a measuring tape. Do you just put the ruler over it cause then I'm 2+ inches of girth which would make sense I guess
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>>26400625
I have tiny tranny tits, barely A cups
but at least they're there
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>>26400688
>maybe I'm measuring wrong cause no way all other dicks are so small
How about you use the internet fuckhead. I'm not going to spoonfeed you information that takes 5 seconds to google.
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>>26400694
Are you in a hotel?
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>>26400783
Nope, that was my bathrooms at work
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>>26400723

But the internet can't tell me how YOU measure it, I asked YOU specifically I can't really search up "how does anon measure his girth" since you're not that important. So I ask again, how do YOU anon measure your girth.
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>>26400694

>Posting lewd pictures of your ass on the internet

You're on your way to being the average roastie. Congratulations!
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>>26400694
Nice man ass. You got zits near your asshairs?
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>>26400694
Tits plox, how much yoh make?
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>>26400867
Hey look you zoomed in, fuck off
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>>26400694
Waiting for more, job?
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>>26400537
fucking gross. this shit is nasty
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>>26400920
Men never have perfect round hairless soft zit-free asses like women do. Why can't I find a man with an ass like that boss? )^:
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>>26400694
My sides senpai keep posting
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just how small is your dick ?

The size difference between those two condoms is negligible


>>26389672
>Tried on a condom and it was just to small.
You mean the same condom that is tested with 5+ liters of air and doesn't break is too small for you ?
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>>26391519
what man these are the exact brand i was using
here >>26397595
those things are really really snug like i was partly practicing with them cause i thought they might break since it felt so tight. i mean yeah bareskin it's bound to be kind of a tight fit or whatever.
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Would I even be able to find a fitting condom if I have a large girth but relatively normal length?
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>>26400694
Im waiting hurry the fuck up and more
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>>26400899
>>26400957
I'm an computer engineer. It pays pretty decently
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>>26401183
Face let me see it senpai
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Try a gas station condom. I was horny and desperate once and got one. It was hell to get on and hurt until it finally squeezed the life out of my dick and I gave up.

I suggest bathmate, or at least the cheap verion found on dhgate/aliexpress which is exactly the same except shipped from china instead of america and like 5% of the price.

It actually works and you stay above baseline until your next shower, assuming you bathe daily. It's just kind of a bummer if you quit. I had gotten used to my new normal and after I stopped using a couple days I felt like a needle dick nerdtron when I had to get it up. I'm ordering a second to keep in my gymbag which is always in my car with soap, shampoo, toothbrush, and an emergency spare of clothes. Now my noodle is never a needle as long as I have a private bathroom and 10 minutes to myself before gametime.
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>>26390220

Do you only fap like once a week?
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>>26401242
Sorry senpai, not posting my face desu. I won't post lewd pics and face at the same time
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>>26389611
Look on Asian websites, they make XXX-Smalls for gooknukems.
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>>26401183
Well? Hurry the fuck up
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>>26401436
Post hate the mute
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>>26401455
Sorry senpai...I'm running low on lewd pics on my phone and not in a position to take more
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>>26401546
You are post
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>>26401546
You hotel maid
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>>26401546
Face bingo
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>>26401183
I'm studying computer engineering. What's work like? Is it tolerable? Also, um nice tits
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>>26401746
It's pretty boring at my current job. Tolerable, but mind-numbing-- mostly copy/paste from existing code and making small changes. Soooooo much more boring than studying CE in college...I'm looking into switching jobs, but I may go back to academia even though it pays less, it's a lot more interesting. What area are you studying in?

And thanks senpai
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>>26401841
Retired hun
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>>26401841
Not that guy but I suppose the job is easier than what you learned in college then? I always have concerns in the future that with what I'm learning won't prepare me for the work they want me to do at all unless it's basically "Get a degree and prove you can somewhat handle your shit and we'll teach you the rest at the job"
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>>26401546
You need to post face and get rid of ya dick
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>>26401958
Yeah, it's pretty much just that haha. The work is wayyyyy easier than academic work prepared me for, so don't worry about that! At least, that's especially true for the intro level jobs...and the higher level jobs care more about your past experience on your resume though, so it's kind of a hard ceiling to break through.
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>>26389611
OP your only hope is to be come a gril
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>>26401546
Phone number plox
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>>26392823

Mine's only about 6" length-wise, but girthwise it's 5.75", which means even regular Magnums feel too tight on me.

>>26401042
>You mean the same condom that is tested with 5+ liters of air and doesn't break is too small for you ?

The smaller ones don't break, but that doesn't mean they feel at all comfortable.
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>>26402096

This, My dick is noticeably harder than air even when soft.
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>>26391421
I haven't, explain?
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Anyone else had an autistic idea of a prank go horribly wrong?
>be me a few hours ago
>boolin around in my friend's neighborhood, we walked to the store to get a lot of junk food
Later in the night we planned to get smoke on the water stoned
>was browsing a successful prank thread a few weeks ago
>decided i would try out a fairly simple prank on this occasion
>its the middle of the night, we are walking back to my friends house
>decide to slip into the shadows
>they walk like 10 or 20 yards before they notice im not around
>watch them from a distance, slowly sneaking around
Mind you this is in an upperclass white suburban neighborhood
>after about 10 minutes of trailing them i decide to take a shortcut to his house so i can sit on the doorstep and act like ive been waiting forever for them
>i start smeagling around peoples backyards and shit
>think i see a beeline to the target point
>book it like a librarian
>cops come across the corner
>roll up sirens blaring and stop me
>instead of running away from cops i comply
>they question me heavily until my friends show up and clear suspicion
I guess im lucky because i could have been arrested
>instead of me laughing at my friends, theyre pissed that i got notoriety on me because my friend was carrying pot
>am embarrassed as fuck, almost ruined a few lives
So, what have you robots been up to, hopefully you havent done anything more stupid than this even though my expectations are low
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>>26389611
they suck don't they/.... your hand doesn't feel like a hand when you're in one huh?

the new "average" is like 7 inches.... 6 inchers are dicklets in this day :(
>>26390455
I hear you, it's awful,. it's like every guy born post 90 has fucking 7-8 inchers.

>>26400977
agreed eww.
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>>26403276
>agreed eww.

>Current Year
>doesn't like traps
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>>26403406
I hate traps.
Chicks you think are boys can sometimes be cool, guyds that want to be chicks are gross.
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>>26389611
> they don't legally sell condoms skinny enough

Sure they do. They're called Hotshots. They make em for 12-14 yr olds, and Asians.
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I've jerked off with a condom, and my dick is slightly below average in circumference and it felt fairly snug on me.
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>I discovered they don't legally sell condoms skinny enough for me to properly wear.
Is there such thing as illegally sold condoms?
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>>26403927
Probably condoms that don't meet regulations. But other than that I've never heard of illegal condoms.
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>>26402707
>100 points
>What is air pressure?
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>>26403803
>>26401440

I live in the US, and we can't buy those condoms here due to regulations. They're too small to be sold legally.
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>>26404794
Then explain all the 12 year olds I see walking around wearing condoms.
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>>26389611
I don't even give a fuck no more
Even on r9k you can't find anyone below 5" anymore. Normies flood the thread with their big dicks

Fuck this gay place. These faggots are like redditors who just cannot shut the fuck up in a thread that's not about them
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>robots whine about shitty life and shortcomings constantly
>thread about tiny penises
>everyone's cock is over 7 inches and girthy
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>>26389611
Buy individually wrapped twizzlers. The wrapper should fit.
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>>26390046
Are you fucking kidding me? I have a pocket pussy and my entire head pokes through the top, you must have a TINY dick.
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