>"Sorry Anon. I mean I was a little curious about yo

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Book is beta poison

looks like Dog Sothoth
I wonder what she's doing now, probably sucking cocks for heroin

>>26388721
Post different music than yesterday atleast

>>26388914
i thought internet was beta poison slowly killing you?

"Here. Let me do us all a favor and stomp on my eggshells all together YOU FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSE

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>"Oh no it's raining! Quickly Anon, come on! Get your keys out already, we're getting soaked! Finally, oh god I did not see that coming. Oh look at you, you're shivering. Come on, help me get my clothes off and I'll help you with yours. I'm going to go turn the shower on, hurry and join me ok? I don't want you catching a cold!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rGasAak08E]

>get treated like shit the entirety of my life
>Staceys and Chad who talk about me like a dog behind my back wonder why I seem so miserable
Can't wait for the day of the rope

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>"I had a real fun time today. And thanks for walking me to my door, I appreciate it. Huh? Oh god, that's my sister coming to the door. She must have seen us coming through the gate. Where are you going? Oh. Well. I mean I'd like her to meet you if you don't mind. I promise she'll like you. Considering how much I've talked to her about you she keeps saying she can't wait until I introduce you! Hey do you mind if we kiss real quickly before she comes out? Sorry I've been wanting to all day and if I don't say something I'm going to explode"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35sUWUs1e7w]

>>26390755
>I had to poop in the tub

>>26391031
Ummm.........im sorry i just need more context with this one.

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>>26390755
>implying that this would ever happen

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>>26388721
that's not how these threads are meant to go

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anons. this is our savior.

>>26393122
kill me pete-san

I'd burst out laughing if my gf said some corny shit like this to me. Who the fuck actually wants to listen to this

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>"Oh I think so. I think you'd make a wonderful father. I don't know. There's something about you that is so, like, calming. Even though you're sort of hard to read at times, it's obvious that you're a reliable person who looks out for the few people you let into your life. Any kid would be lucky to have you as their dad, and whoever you end up deciding to marry will be the luckiest girl in the world in my eyes"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkhoUStoka4]

>>26393122
Kill me, Pete-sama.

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>"Anon, you're dreaming again. No girl will ever pay attention to you. You're going to die alone. Wake up."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGL5SXrCFXk]

ITT: Pigs rolling in their own shit.
ITT: People who think love is a one way worship directed at how wonderful you are.

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>>26395107
>falling for the love meme

>>26388721
You're breaking up with me? haha yesss, fuck you bitch, so stoked to fuck other people

>>26390755

Doyou just have like the same bulsshit indie crap for music and use it for different shitty camewhore pics in every thread you make? Fucking tasteless man.

>>26395107
It's more like guys writing/reading absurd and overly romanticized versions of things they wish they'd hear from the opposite sex.

>you have nothing to offer me

And this is why I don't go after women anymore

They don't like you for who you are, they like you for what you do.

>>26388721

It's hilarious that you people think a woman has the courage to actually tell someone that.

They're pretty much gutless desu.

I'd get this little fake persecution fantasy out of my head, were I you. Women don't talk that directly, they'd just avoid you altogether

>>26395599
fuck you anon
fuck you fuck you

>>26388721
>>26390755
>>26391031
>>26394963
>>26395037
What the fuck is this? Is this some conspiracy? Damn I shouldnt drink so much.

>>26395626

No, really.

Better pull that band-aid off right now, you'll thank me later.

Nobody is going to magically show up and hold your hand to take care of you, nobody is magically going to love you.

If I don't tolerate princess fantasies in women, what makes you think I wouldn't be equally disgusted with the males who do it?

You want it? You're going to have to work for it.

and it's more work than you can possibly handle, unless you be realistic about it.

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>>26395757
i disagree because.
i dunno. just want to mess with you

>>26395757

As a male you're going to have to do TONS of legwork just to stay competitive.

Males have it harder than females in the courting process, but fantasies and tantrum will get you nowhere

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>>26395805

well your disagreements are triggering me

just nod your fuckin head and go along with it. JESUS.

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>>26395840
rather ignorant than rejected and cucked.

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>>26394963
>Charlotte
That's Holly godammit!

This is an impersonator. The individual who posts these threads uses different music and greentext each time.

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>>26395990
How do you know this kind of stuff based anon?

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>>26396017
She's a fairly popular /soc/ poster

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>>26396052
I didn't need to sleep anyway.

Thanks bud.

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>get over here you sickly sweet little coward, you have the sweetest eyes, why destroy them looking at that shitty website. come on, ill take you out tonight, somewhere with music. lets rock n roll lol :)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8wOehNgaMM

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>>26396102
Shame she killed herself

>>26396133
Whatever, i can still find the pics somewhere? Right?

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>>26396163
I don't know, ask soc

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>"Hey thanks for inviting me to visit your family Anon. Your parents are so sweet, and I can tell how much your sister looks up to her big brother. Did you see how much she giggled when she found us kissing in the kitchen? I'm really glad you feel comfortable asking me to do things like, I was sort of hoping to ask you to meet my family too but I didn't know how you felt. You know, about us. I love you a whole lot Anon. I don't know how good I am at making that obvious but I really do care about you more than I can explain."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hssmhy-f76M]

>>26396009
got evidence?

>>26396133
Why would that be?

>>26388957
Why do you come to R9K? You see what happens to trip fags right? Total strangers know everything about you, and they hold things against you too, like the fact you post your pictures and how you love elliot rodgers even though your not a virgin? That shit is distasteful.

>>26388721

>wait for her in a corner
>put on a 4chan the hacker mask
>beat her to a pulp

laff @ her internally when she shows up

>>26397038

>not acid attack her so she never gets a bf

https://youtu.be/nVshJYWQRR4?t=45

>>26396599
Look at the desustorage for all the previous threads. They're all originals.

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>"Anon, you know what it's like don't you? This is all fucking pointless, even if life is what you make of it. To be honest, before I met you I was really tired of it all. Sure, I had my music and fans, but who even cares about that when none of them really understand you? I'm a fucking meme for fuck's sake. But... I mean being with you -you want to hit this J?- being with you it's like all my sad cums have become glad cums. I don't think I could live without you, now that I have you, and you need to know how great you are too."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnL57KLCls

>>26389833
Fucking kek
Le original commento

>>26396682
two reasons
>attention
>normies don't accept me
despite not being a virgin and being an attention whore, I relate far more to most robots than I do to Chads or the average cucked ass normie. and I relate to Rodgers because I share so much of his background, had a couple things in my life gone different I could well have ended up like him

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>"Anon, I know how your feeling. I can see that you have strong feelings for me but I don't have any for you. I mean, I used to like you and all but that was back in high school. Fucking High School? I gave you so many hints back then and you still didn't make a move. I don't even know if either didn't catch my hints or if you just didn't like me back so I moved on. If you wanted me then you should have let me know before I met Chad, atleast he knows how to treat a women right, unlike the social retard that you are."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDWEz1mia1I&list=LLWNgOjAPIL6mnVVOpds1n7g&index=17

>>26393122
Kill me, Pete.
Toblox

>>26397398
-Wanna hit this J?-

>yee

>>26395463
Welcome to real life. Inner beauty is a lie. You give and you take

>>26388721
she's qt :(

>>26390755
women like this are WHY I WISH I HAD A LEGITIMATE PATH TO WEALTH THAT WAS NOT IN STEM, IT, TRADES, OR SALES.

>>26396052
she's a fucking nevernude.
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>26396111
>>26396133
*sigh* really? UGH...WHYYYYYYYYYY.
even dating me is better than suicide.....

they're so awesome... her skin is so pale and nice....

>>26396427
she's qt gf tier too

>>26396682
non virgins can still sympathize with him. he went a little overboard with concentration capmps and whatever fuck but....... seriously popularity and qt gf would have saved him, psychiatry wouldn;'t have

>>26393122
Kill me, Peter.

>>26393122
Kill me, Pete.


Kill me, Pete


Kill me, Pete.

Kill me, Pete.


Kill me, Pete.
Please Pete, kill me.