>you will never be a US citizen
i feel like america is like the main country. where everything happens. nothing happens in europe.
if america is stormwind city, europe would be goldshire.
if america is varrock, europe would be lumbridge. NOTHING HAPPENS IN LUMBRIDGE!
Das right, we are severely lacking in the obesity, teenage pregnancy, horrible test scores and public shootings department.
Move your traitorous ass to murka murka and fuck off nigger
To Americans, Europe is the ideal continent where everything happens and America is the shitty wasteland with nothing to do.
I guess it's just a thing that everyone who grew up somewhere longs to be somewhere else.
That said, unless you're French, Slav+Balkan, Italian, or Iberian, I'd gladly trade places with you OP.
nothing happens here, everything you have in your head is a fantasy made from shitty hollywood movies
i live in florida the only thing that happens here is stuff like trayvon martin or casey anthony
everyone stupid bitter and poor
there is not much to do for youth so everyone just does drugs and anyone who is smart just wants to make a lot of money
i live next to 10 gas stations within a mile of me
everywhere you look just giant stores and fast food
>To Americans, Europe is the ideal continent where everything happens and America is the shitty wasteland with nothing to do.
Maybe if you're a self-hating liberal in a flyover state.
>I live in NYCs retirement home let me tell you about how boring it is
I'm utterly shocked!
What a fucking bitch you are. Who remembers when Europeans weren't cucks?
>I, or rather the Lord, beseech you as Christ's heralds to publish this everywhere and to perse all people of whatever rank, foot-soldiers and knights, poor and rich, to carry aid promptly to those Christians and to destroy that vile race from the lands of our friends. I say this to those who are present, it is meant also for those who are absent. Moreover, Christ commands it.
>nothing happens in lumbridge!
You've never visited the castle cellar after midnight, have you? Shit gets wild. People lose fingers. Used condoms strewn over the floor. It gets LIT.
America is a huge bubble getting ready to pop. all that prosperity was temporary.
everyone is poor now and everyone here is extremely classist.
what i mean by classist is that you get judged based on your occupation.
if you make too little, you get silently alienated, no one wants to be around you and you can't figure out why at first.
women only want to marry upwards, they won't even consider marrying someone who earns less than them and if they do, it becomes a ticking time bomb dynamic where the woman gradually pressures you more and more to be ambitious until she finally looks for someone else, even if it means she'll end up single.
there's a huge culture clash going on in America: Mexicans want to be American, but they want to keep all their culture. Blacks want to have their "own" culture, caucasian people want to be descended from Europe and Americans struggle to identify with any culture period.
everything that matters comes from the US.
american news is global news basically.
where i'm from people are more interested in the american elections than our local elections.
and also the nature. i want to live in a country that has it all; deserts, arctic environments, mountains, forests.
where i live everything is pavement with a couple of trees here and there.
what ive always hated the most is the america is the land of opportunities one
the self made man who could achieve anything through hard work lie has always hurt the most
cant achieve anything when youve been alienated since 10 years old for being different
its the same here just pavement and occasionally a tree
except theres tornadoes and hurricanes
>play runescape oldschool
>servers struggle to get 500 players
>varrock square is empty
>no more new players except bots
>everyone is a bot
>tfw runescape oldschool went free to play it was just like the old game but everyone has moved on
lumbridge is comfy af. soundtrack + killing cows + farming isn't something to be taken for granted anon
moving to the US is nearly impossible, especially now trump is going to build a wall. we'll be stuck here forever.
it's just not the same. at least you can choose between alaska, arizona, or fucking new york if you like that.
pic related is my only option.
I'll trade you places in a heartbeat OP. Please.. I want to be European more than anything else.
don't move to america. no one likes immigrants here unless you're going to live in some major city, and all the major cities here are fucking awful and you'll be struggling for the rest of your life trying to just survive in one because they're so fucking expensive.
do you realize how far apart those geographic areas are?
i live in new england. there's just some shitty hills and forests here. i'd have to drive to the other side of the country to get to a desert. for arctic environment i'd have to go even further to alaska.
america is huge, it's not some playgraound where i people can drive an hour and experience all those different things. the best you're going to get is oregon, that's why it's so popular to move there, because it kind of does have some of that type of stuff within a relatively short car trip.
its cheap to live in Vegas. but that's because it's a crime ridden shit hole here.
there's like an 80% chance some whore from your school will go into porn.
i need 2 hands to count all the girls from my neighborhood who got into prostitution/porn.
> US land mass: 9.15 million sq km
> EU land mass: 10.18 million sq km
> US population: 319 million
> EU population: 743 million
>want to live in a country that has it all;
>deserts, arctic environments, mountains, forests.
>where i live everything is pavement with a couple of trees here and there.
Yeh, m8. Cause murricans live within balanced travelling distance to those biomes of weather and geography.
>Europe's a shithole that's why your ancestors left.
They actually left so they could practice their spooky shit tier religions and kill natives because their wives wouldn't fuck them
>Live in US
>All my neighbors have guns
>Some even have permits for them
>If I call the police I am placed on hold
>The food is shit, anything worth eating is expensive as fuck and not sustainable on most salaries
>The only healthcare worth getting charges you out the ass to the tune of hundreds of dollars for a checkup and pill
>Education system is garbage, once you leave high school(which doesn't teach you anything useful), the simplest degree costs tens of thousands of dollars
>Druggies everywhere causing problems, cops usually just shoot them instead of taking the trouble to process them properly
>Illegal immigrants everywhere
Please, let me move to England.
I... actually like the kiwis a little more.
>live in Colorado
>hopped in my car, took freeway up to the mountains and took a relaxing little hike in a state park
>the same gorgeous park I sometimes take my legally owned firearms down to for target practice
>also took language class greatly facilitated by my mother tongue of English, which is academically prioritized due to it being a global language
>might take in a Hollywood movie later tonight while I enjoy a locally made porter or stout
That depends where you're from and how underrepresented your nationality is. It's easier for some tiny irrelevant Caribbean islander to receive citizenship than a fellow Anglo.
That's the issue with democracies, they're fated to become such materialistic societies. You may find de Tocqueville's "Democracy in America" an interesting read. I think this should be a mandatory read for all American students.
>what i mean by classist is that you get judged based on your occupation.
True. Each class views its lesser contemptuously as it's believed positions are deserved in meritocracies. We seem to forget many other deciding factors which determine our status like chance and nepotism.
I just want my papers. Mojado life is a shit life ;-;