>you will never be a US citizen i feel like america is like

everything happened in europe
you're living in paradise at the end of history

and don't forget that america is literally more than twice as big as europe. and everyone speaks the same language.

>>26388508
Das right, we are severely lacking in the obesity, teenage pregnancy, horrible test scores and public shootings department.

Move your traitorous ass to murka murka and fuck off nigger

To Americans, Europe is the ideal continent where everything happens and America is the shitty wasteland with nothing to do.
I guess it's just a thing that everyone who grew up somewhere longs to be somewhere else.

That said, unless you're French, Slav+Balkan, Italian, or Iberian, I'd gladly trade places with you OP.

nothing happens here, everything you have in your head is a fantasy made from shitty hollywood movies

i live in florida the only thing that happens here is stuff like trayvon martin or casey anthony

everyone stupid bitter and poor
there is not much to do for youth so everyone just does drugs and anyone who is smart just wants to make a lot of money

i live next to 10 gas stations within a mile of me
everywhere you look just giant stores and fast food

>>26388571
>To Americans, Europe is the ideal continent where everything happens and America is the shitty wasteland with nothing to do.
Maybe if you're a self-hating liberal in a flyover state.
>>26388589
>I live in NYCs retirement home let me tell you about how boring it is
I'm utterly shocked!

>>26388527
spanish?


erp

>>26388604
We make those peasants do the dirty work until they can learn American.

>>26388603
not much i can say besides thank you immigration lottery

much of the south that i have seen is exactly the same

seattle was a bit nicer

What a fucking bitch you are. Who remembers when Europeans weren't cucks?
>I, or rather the Lord, beseech you as Christ's heralds to publish this everywhere and to perse all people of whatever rank, foot-soldiers and knights, poor and rich, to carry aid promptly to those Christians and to destroy that vile race from the lands of our friends. I say this to those who are present, it is meant also for those who are absent. Moreover, Christ commands it.

>>26388508
>nothing happens in lumbridge!

You've never visited the castle cellar after midnight, have you? Shit gets wild. People lose fingers. Used condoms strewn over the floor. It gets LIT.

>>26388603
I actually live in the most vibrant city for social life and parties (New Orleans), and even so I long to live in Europe.

America is a huge bubble getting ready to pop. all that prosperity was temporary.
everyone is poor now and everyone here is extremely classist.
what i mean by classist is that you get judged based on your occupation.
if you make too little, you get silently alienated, no one wants to be around you and you can't figure out why at first.
women only want to marry upwards, they won't even consider marrying someone who earns less than them and if they do, it becomes a ticking time bomb dynamic where the woman gradually pressures you more and more to be ambitious until she finally looks for someone else, even if it means she'll end up single.

there's a huge culture clash going on in America: Mexicans want to be American, but they want to keep all their culture. Blacks want to have their "own" culture, caucasian people want to be descended from Europe and Americans struggle to identify with any culture period.

>>26388571
>>26388589
everything that matters comes from the US.
american news is global news basically.
where i'm from people are more interested in the american elections than our local elections.

and also the nature. i want to live in a country that has it all; deserts, arctic environments, mountains, forests.
where i live everything is pavement with a couple of trees here and there.

>>26388693
I'd imagine france in particular? Honestly I'm scared of louisiana the state is corrupt as fuck and crime is pretty damn high.

>>26388710
what ive always hated the most is the america is the land of opportunities one

the self made man who could achieve anything through hard work lie has always hurt the most

cant achieve anything when youve been alienated since 10 years old for being different

>>26388508
>>26388731
Are you me?
This is my exact reasoning, I can't bear living in Europe anymore, I want to get out of here. But it's so fucking hard to just move to the US.

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>>26388731
its the same here just pavement and occasionally a tree
except theres tornadoes and hurricanes

>>26388508
We aren't nationalist nativists like you, so you can actually get citizenship here :^]

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>play runescape oldschool
>servers struggle to get 500 players
>varrock square is empty
>no more new players except bots
>everyone is a bot

>tfw runescape oldschool went free to play it was just like the old game but everyone has moved on

Europe is like Exodar lol

>>26388775
No, you're just a whiny cunt and that is why you can't do anything.

I bet you're the kind of fag that cries about his "social anxiety" and being suicidal lmao

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>>26388508


lumbridge is comfy af. soundtrack + killing cows + farming isn't something to be taken for granted anon

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>>26388795
moving to the US is nearly impossible, especially now trump is going to build a wall. we'll be stuck here forever.

>>26388830
it's just not the same. at least you can choose between alaska, arizona, or fucking new york if you like that.
pic related is my only option.

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>>26388508
I'll trade you places in a heartbeat OP. Please.. I want to be European more than anything else.

>>26388508
If NA is varrock and yurop is lumbridge, what are the other continents?

>>26389027
south america = karamja
africa = al kharid

not sure about asia and australia

>>26388795
>But it's so fucking hard to just move to the US.
Blacken up your skin and look for welfare.

>>26389169
it's just not possible, even for an educated white man.

basically your only viable option is to marry someone from the US and even then you have to wait 20 years for citizenship.

>>26388969
It's impossible for non-qualified immigrants. If you have a relevant degree, it's possible. Trump isn't against qualified immigrants anyway.
We can make it. R-right?

>>26388610
>american
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26388571
>To Americans, Europe is the ideal continent

Speak for yourself nigger. Europe's a shithole that's why your ancestors left.

>>26389068
Asia would probably be Ardougne. Wracked by huge wealth disparity, disease, corruption, and war.

don't move to america. no one likes immigrants here unless you're going to live in some major city, and all the major cities here are fucking awful and you'll be struggling for the rest of your life trying to just survive in one because they're so fucking expensive.

>>26388731
do you realize how far apart those geographic areas are?

i live in new england. there's just some shitty hills and forests here. i'd have to drive to the other side of the country to get to a desert. for arctic environment i'd have to go even further to alaska.

america is huge, it's not some playgraound where i people can drive an hour and experience all those different things. the best you're going to get is oregon, that's why it's so popular to move there, because it kind of does have some of that type of stuff within a relatively short car trip.

>>26388571
You're obviously just a liberal, I want to stay in America thank you.

>>26391023
its cheap to live in Vegas. but that's because it's a crime ridden shit hole here.
there's like an 80% chance some whore from your school will go into porn.
i need 2 hands to count all the girls from my neighborhood who got into prostitution/porn.

>>26388731
>american news is global news
Hahaha no
You just think that because you've never watched any foreign news, Americuck
Been to America a few times, your news are literally cancer

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>>26388527
> US land mass: 9.15 million sq km
> EU land mass: 10.18 million sq km

> US population: 319 million
> EU population: 743 million

>>26391699
>including slavs in a population statistic

slavs are 1/4th human

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>>26388731
>want to live in a country that has it all;
>deserts, arctic environments, mountains, forests.
then
>where i live everything is pavement with a couple of trees here and there.

Yeh, m8. Cause murricans live within balanced travelling distance to those biomes of weather and geography.

>>26391777
euros are pretty retarded when it comes to distances in america. their countries are about as large as some of our mid sized states, so they just don't get how big america is.

>>26388571
HAHAHAHAHA, no. I live in Miami and love it.

>>26388863
Say wher'd you get that big pete?

>>26388589
I live in Miami. Shits cash af. Beach, great food, sexy women.

>>26390648
>Europe's a shithole that's why your ancestors left.

They actually left so they could practice their spooky shit tier religions and kill natives because their wives wouldn't fuck them

>>26391821
Everything's bigger in america.

>>26391919
Tell that to Australia you tiny cunts

>>26391977
Fucking monsters don't count, jaggof!

>>26391977
>central australia
>bunch of grasslands and deserts

go jerk off a kangaroo

>>26388610
Keep lying to the rest of the world while your sister gets dicked by the Mexican living across the street.

>>26388508
>Live in US
>All my neighbors have guns
>Some even have permits for them
>If I call the police I am placed on hold
>The food is shit, anything worth eating is expensive as fuck and not sustainable on most salaries
>The only healthcare worth getting charges you out the ass to the tune of hundreds of dollars for a checkup and pill
>Education system is garbage, once you leave high school(which doesn't teach you anything useful), the simplest degree costs tens of thousands of dollars
>Druggies everywhere causing problems, cops usually just shoot them instead of taking the trouble to process them properly
>Illegal immigrants everywhere
>WELFARE QUEENS

Please, let me move to England.

>>26388571
Fuck off faggot. I'm American and love my country.

>>26392034
>>26391996
Burgers on suicide watch, triggered that Australia is a better country

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>>26392722
I... actually like the kiwis a little more.

I'd marry a non-US woman to get her US citizenship. Not like I'm doing anything else with my being single.

>>26392471
where do you live homie

>>26388508
I like your runescape analogy OP

also, you CAN become a US citizen

never say >never

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>>26392765
Kiwis on suicide watch that Aus is superior

>>26391770
t. abduhl mohammed mehmet jr

>>26388988
Why would you want to be european?

>>26392471
Lol you're just a pussy ass nigger, faggot.

>>26393163

some people want a sense of culture and an ancient national history

Is the greencard lottery a pipedream?

If I'm ready to get a shit job in a flyover state, can I move?

>>26388604
Literally no one speaks spanish

>>26388710
>Classist
Go back to tumblr

>>26391770
I'm sure the population of America doesn't include niggers or spics, right?

>>26393842
American history is well documented and it's still pretty interesting

>>26388571
>live in Colorado
>hopped in my car, took freeway up to the mountains and took a relaxing little hike in a state park
>the same gorgeous park I sometimes take my legally owned firearms down to for target practice
>also took language class greatly facilitated by my mother tongue of English, which is academically prioritized due to it being a global language
>might take in a Hollywood movie later tonight while I enjoy a locally made porter or stout

>>26394512
I speak Spanish.
It's how you get Mexicans to serve you the better food.

>>26394686
This. I'm mexican, and I fucking love American History, reading about it is one of my favorite hobbies.

>>26388508
>move to america
>become a citizen

Thats it senpai. I like it here at least, it has its problems like every other country does but it aint so bad.

>>26394888
But how do you do that? Aside from getting married to a whore in Vegas or whatever?

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>>26394225
That depends where you're from and how underrepresented your nationality is. It's easier for some tiny irrelevant Caribbean islander to receive citizenship than a fellow Anglo.
>>26388710
That's the issue with democracies, they're fated to become such materialistic societies. You may find de Tocqueville's "Democracy in America" an interesting read. I think this should be a mandatory read for all American students.
>what i mean by classist is that you get judged based on your occupation.
True. Each class views its lesser contemptuously as it's believed positions are deserved in meritocracies. We seem to forget many other deciding factors which determine our status like chance and nepotism.

why would you want to live in america? sweden and soon finland are the NEET paradises


free bux

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>>26388508
I just want my papers. Mojado life is a shit life ;-;

Is it easier to immigrate if you've got a master's or MBA?

>>26396879
moshi moshi bumpu desu

>tfw I'll never be able to get swiss residency/citizenship and japanese residency

>>26388508
yup, sometimes i feel like going to a diner just because i saw it in a game or some other shit like that
you seem pretty comfy america