You get into a fight with me.
How KEKED are you?
>state champ wrestling
>blackbelt in bjj from gracie himself
>powerlift for fun.
*pulls guard in a streetfight*
I shoot you, no chin having faggot
>>26388044
I beat the shit out of you so hard you end up with a jaw.
>get out of work
>you pay my hospital bills
>you go to jail and get shanked by a neo nazi/ cholo trying to prove himself
oh the horror
I live in a "Stand Your Ground" state, faggot. If you come at me, I'll put you down.
>>26388065
>>26388074
he would rekt you both, try bringing your keyboard with you for extra courage.
0/10
Nice shoop faggut
Great hread fellas great thread
>>26388093
No he wouldn't at all.
He looks like a default Dark Souls character with the 'Small Head' body shape selected.
>>26388093
Come at me faggot
>>26388131
>airshit
>>26388093
>being a keyboard warrior
>implying others are keyboard warriors
Oh the hypocrisy.
>>26388149
Guess again buddy
8 years training in panantukan knife focus.
Guy could probably pick me up and break me over his knee, but not before I get a good few cuts in, and he's dead in five minutes from blood loss.
At worst it's a tie, he fucks me up, but he doesn't survive it. At best, he gets filleted.
>>26388131
>>26388174
reported to fbi for death threats
>>26388044
"Pulls conceal carry out"
I win.
Sorry OP. But strength doesn't matter when I have freedom. On the other hand, you would make a great gay porn star. ;^)
>>26388192
Lmao get fucked no chin
>>26388192
It's not illegal to have guns anon. Unless you live in a cuckhold nation. The Us isn't one of them. God I love this country.
>>26388131
>>26388174
>compensating this hard
LMFAO
>>26388044
use misdirection to lure him, gut punch him until he cries, then sit on him with my 300 pound body until my fat suffocates him.
winrar
>>26388174
The funny thing is because that gun will no doubt be used to take your own life. admit it. what a cuck
>>26388227
The only one compensating here is OP for his lack of a chin :)
realistically, if i felt like i was fighting for my life, i would either wait until he got close enough and just headbutt him non stop, rip his flesh out with my teeth or cheapshot him in the balls over and over.
all he can do is wrestle, there's no way he's not getting chomped.
>>26388242
Jealous of having no funs anon. Sorry you have to work and waste time to get up to the physically of Arab invaders while us Americans can focus on more important matters besides working out to look tough.
>>26388242
>projecting this hard
Literally lmaoing
>>26388216
Instead you have the NSA sending swat teams to no knock and "accidentally" kill who happened to be googling "backpack" on one computer and "pressure cooker" on the other.
Compare that to Finland, where our total percentages of deaths from road accidents, murder and suicide all added together are still less than your deaths from murders in schools alone.
And did I mention we can legally own your special AR15 here? The difference is we aren't little bitches who need to shoot up schools for attention.
Great country m8.
>>26388064
bait thread, didnt respond to anything related to his supposed BJJ background
>>26388299
Wow Mohammed, you are upset
>>26388299
Whatever you say Temujin. Except I don't use google nor any botnet products. You are mistaken my non-euro cuck buddy. The NSA only takes advantage of idiots who post everything on their lives online.
>>26388333
>dub trips
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>>26388333
>>26388343
>Mohammad
>Temujin
Erm, sorry americucks but we have closed boarders and we're the most atheist nation on earth.
Only 1.7% of us believe in the #1 religion in the country, unlike your 52% is it now? You guys change your mind so often it's hard to keep track of.
Hey maybe that's why you kill each other so often? Christian extremism or is it just that pathetic excuse for an education system?
>>26388468
>atheist
"Tip"
Minun kaunis nainen! XDDD
>>26388558
>implying
I'm not an atheist anon, my country is. American reading comprehension in action.
Kill some kids and please your Christian gods, yes gods, Christianity is polytheism.
>>26388131
Jesus is watching you mate.
>>26388662
You're alright Vituperkele?
Did Ahmed share too much Diversity with
>>26388662
you?
>Claims to not be atheist
>bashes on Christianity
You must be either Jewish or Muslim at this point.
>>26388044
>muh wrestling and musles
stab him in his throat, hes fucked.
>>26388044
why don't you spend some energy painting that dirty wall?
it's easy, even for a retard who's affraid of being beaten up since mid school
>>26388662
Not just a fedora, but a retarded pseudo-intellectual fedora. It's like a double whammy on having the shittiest personality possible
Have a nice life, friend
>>26388728
Did you mean to reply to me twice?
My name is Lewis btw.
>Claims to not be atheist
>bashes on Christianity
>You must be either Jewish or Muslim at this point.
Must be right? Because Christians haven't stepped on any other religions now have they....?
I'm a pagan you ignorant American, like everyone here my age.
>>26388754
You sound like a butthurt Christian who knows exactly what I'm talking about, It's hard to debate against your own bible isn't it?
>blackbelt in bij
I doubt this. a true warrior must be... tested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR2ylkZ9-Hw
>>26388885
>pagan
>polytheistic
You're not Finnish....you're....you're....
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>>26388044
You know who your even talking to, kid
>>26388064
BJJ is the best martial art. prove me wrong. Protip: YOU CANT.